What’s An Obot?

You believe the president that did the most for African Americans in American and across the globe is a racist(The great Bill Clinton)

You believe all white Democrats that did not support Barry are all closeted racist

You think Reverend Wright was right.

You are unaware that Obama is in favor of raising employee taxes on small businesses

You think Jayz = Mozart

Yor are a homosexual that supports Obama who is unaware Obama is opposed to gay marriage and woulld not have his picture taken with the gay mayor of San Francisco

Yor are a homosexual that supports Obama who is unaware Obama is opposed to gay marriage and would not have his picture taken with the gay mayor of San Francisco

PS Steve in KC – ROFLMAO…THANK YOU for this. We have been so bombarded here with Obot Trolls, etc. What comic relief. God bless you. I can’t wait to come up with more LOL LOL LOL.

You think “Hot Rod” refers to the latest Matchbox toy.

You believe that when Obama spoke out against the war he was in the US Senate

there were lots of [paid bloggers for Obama] during the long campaign…They were given daily email calls to action, with talking points

Steve, where do you learn this?

You actually believe Michelle Obama is attractive and looks like Jackie Kennedy

You don’t keep the link to this post handy for use when obots visit

LOVE IT!!! Those are fabulous! I want to try…

You might be an obamabot if:

you used the terms Shillary, Billary, or c*nt when talking about the former first lady and NY senator. (well, until obama nominated her for SOS)

you try to smear a PUMA by calling them *republican*, but welcome all repubs who voted for Obama, whether in the primary or general elections.

you screamed for 8 years that Bush stole the election, but call PUMAs dried up old bitter vaginas for exposing voter fraud, and scream that Obama stole delegates in the primary.

You believe that Obama hanging out with McClurkin and Warren means that he really supports LGBT issues.

This is where Steve says “I rest my case”!!

You have no idea that BO’s paternal grandmother and half-brother live in huts in Africa.

oooh good one!

You think it is okay to buy an election and that African Americans only voted for Obama because he was the best candidate

You might be an Obot (loser) if…’

You believe Fraudbama won the Democratic National Primary.

LMFAO.

I can go on for day entertaining myself with this. What a great thread.

oh man that was great!! I wasn’t going to comment cuz it’s been a long day but that was funnnnnnny!

Loved all of them! Especially the PUMA shout out!

W00T!!!

I’ll come back and read up tomorrow!

FUNNnnny! Thanks!

You believe Fraudbama is straight and not on the down low.

You believe that Obama is trying to reach out to Republicans when he is acting Reaganesque

You believe Fraudbama put down the ciggies and the crack pipe.

You believed Obama’s lie that right after the election Acorn would be helping him with his administrations policy

You believe that Anderson guy on Cnn is straight

You believe Fraudbama is going to pay your mortgage, for your gas and give you a “reparations” check.

When being called an OBOT you have an BOrganism and faint.

You believe the Chris Matthews “tingle” is OK.

You believe Chris suck up Mathews is a great American

You believe the media has integrity.

You believe that Obama is a “Constitutional Scholar” even though the only things he’s published are books about himself.

you think msnbc is a real news channel.

You believe that if the votes had been timely counted in Florida and Michigan that the state Sentator Barry Obama would have still won the nomination from the great Hillary Clinton

You believe Fraudbama is “eligible” to be POTUS.

you worship keith olbermann.

You believe Donald Young was the victim of a random B&E.

ooh, that is a really good one…

Home Run.

You believe Fraudbama’s grandmother died on November 3, 2008.

If you believe there is any difference in a Republican and Democrat

You belief Obama was just scratching his face.

We have a winner.

You believe Obama is the Messiah!

oh geez….LOL, what an awesome thread…and all good additions from poasters.

you believe the certification of live birth Obama posted on his web site proves he was born in the US

Yeah, that’s a good one.

You think the following is funny;

“My little nephew came to me and he said, ‘Uncle, what’s the difference between a hypothetical question and a realistic question?’” Mac said. “I said, I don’t know, but I said, ‘Go upstairs and ask your mother if she’d make love to the mailman for $50,000

.

Self Fulfilling prophesy..
70% of small business owners think Obama is bad for business..
I predicted way before Lehman bros that we were headed for the Obama collapse.

If you believe it was fair for MOVEON to give all of the Democratic money they had raised to Obama to compete against Hillary clinton

you believe Obama didn’t hear any of Rev. Wrights racist sermons

You believe Obama rose up through the Chicago Machine without doing it the Chicago Way.

you believe the Rezko mansion deal was legitimate

You belief that Governor Sarah Palin
1. Banned Harry Potter
2. Charged for rape kits
3. And Trig is not her real baby.

you would pick up trash, to clear the way for obama.

I believe Obama is a liar and a thug. He doesn’t cough up anything. No records for college, no birth records, etc. I’m so sick of it I can’t even go on.
He is a fake. End of story.

you believe all of Obama’s campaign funds came from small donors

Those columns were direct from Greece.

If you believe that the Dailykos and the Huffingtonpost don’t have their head up Obama’s ass

You believe Fraudbama’s lips are purple from grape soda.

Taco Bill. OMG that is so funny.

ADMINISTRATOR: No, that is not funny. It is racist, and will not be allowed on this blog.

hahahahah

LMAO….

Fantastic! Luvin’ every minute of it!

You might be an Obot if you think there was no Caucus fraud..

You might be an Obot if you feel that Obama was the only honest Politician and the others were trying to game the system.

You might be an Obot if you believe that ACORN had nothing to do with the thug tactics used at the caucuses.

Who’s Mozart?

and think you the one you have is real as well.

You think Jesus was a community organizer.

You believe that Obama doesn’t know about Donald Young?

You believe Fraudbama gives a crap about YOU.

If you really believe Obama is not scared shitless now that he has actually conned America into becoming president. Hillary Hillary please come help me

You are killing me.

ROTFLMAO…You all aren’t right…they opened a powder keg w this thread…

??

You believe MeChelle has “great fashion sense.”

you..uh..uh….um believe that barry is a…a,ah…great speaker.

OIAF,
What scares me is the black widow dress Michelle wore on election night

Can someone explain what that meant??

You believe with all your heart there really is an the “Office of President-select.

You believe that George W. isn’t laughing his ass off.

You think the White House won’t have Pink Flamingos on the front lawn.

Oh shit…ROTFLMAO….

It meant she sucks ass and she’s a commie.

If you believe Arianna Huffington is a real democrat

drugs I think?

Air in your tires will make us energy independent.

You might be an Obot if you believe investigating Joe the Plumber is a good thing.
You might be an Obot if you are just appalled that poor Joe owed $1200 in back taxes
You might be an Obot if you say how dare that Joe have dreams of owning a plumbing company

You believe listening to Rev Wright preach G..D….America and US OF KKK for 20 years is the Gospel, well it was good enough for the One. Obot is currently becoming a member of the church so they can become an enlightened one also.

LMFAO Winston. Good one.

You believe Obama has more executive experience than Sarah Palin (or that Obama has any executive experience at all).

You believe all those Germans muching hot dogs and chugging free beer were actually there to listen to Barry speak.

OMG Winston… You rock.

You might be an Obot if you believe it’s OK to investigate every detail of Sarah Palin’s life while proclaiming Obama’s family and background are off limits

You might be an Obot if cry out “Yes We Can!” when a friend (and fellow Obot) greets you.

(I about gagged witnessing that exchange)

Yes. It means she has terrible taste.

You believe Fraudbama deserved the 100 Million Dollar Toga Party when he won the “phony primary” and you couldn’t pay your rent.

You might be an Obot if you believe that America needs to be punished and lose it’s position in the world do to the Iraq war

ROFLMAO imustprotest1

If you believe Obama is going to have a free ride by us former Democrats

I’d add… if you don’t believe Wright is racist.

And they DO believe in the Rip Van Winkle defense.

You believe that Fraudbama likes America…AT ALL.

Afghanis speak Arabic.

You might be an Obot if you’re still talking about the blue dress as a reason not to vote for Hillary.

That we have 57 states.

Obama’s uncle helped liberate concentration camps, and was among the “first American troops” at Auschwitz.

and uh uh two more to go

HAHA

If you believe Obama did not commit campaign fraud and that he is not going to have the the most scandalous administration in the history of this country

You believe there is still room under the bus.

You might be an obot if you believe the Great lakes are in Oregon

You believed that Big O would filibuster before he would vote for FISA bill. You thought that his elevation would inspire confidence and calm the economy.

you think it completely legit to vote numerous times in the general election….for obama.

If you believe the US has 57 states.

If you believe the Great Lakes are in Oregon.

If you believe Canada has a President.

heheheh

You believe that there is such a thing as a typical white person.

You believe Fraudbama is “Christian.”

Sorry LMFAO at that one.

if you voted against Bush in 2008.

You might be obot if you believe that working Americans don’t matter anymore to the democrat party.

If you believe the national anthem should be changed to “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”

You believe that Fraudbama didn’t spend YOUR taxpayer dollars to go to Kenya and ILLEGALLY campaign for his asshole, murderer cousin Odinga.

Did you ever refer to HRC as “irrelevant”?
Do you think the Clintons are racists and/or used race as a divisive tactic?
Did you ever called Hillary a misogynistic term?
Did you ever call Hillary’s supporters derogatory terms?
Do you think that Chelsea Clinton was being “pimped out” by her parents?
Do you think Hillary was entitled to the presidency?
Did you ever claim that Hillary’s accomplishments were merely a product of being Bill Clinton’s wife?
Do you think the Clintons, a married couple, is a dynasty comparable to the Kennedy’s and Bush’s?
Have you ever called someone a racist for not supporting Obama?
Do you think Hillary stole Obama’s policy ideas?
Do you think Hillary is a closet neo-Con Republican?
Do you think Obama never used race baiting as a campaign strategy?
Do you think Obama PA bitter comments were perfectly okay and reasonable?
Do you think living in Indonesia at the age of 6 and traveling to Pakistan while in college is better foreign policy experience than Hillary Clinton’s experience as First Lady?
Do you think all Hillary did as First Lady was drink tea?
Do you think that caucus fraud was non-existent?
Did you think ACORN is a good organization?
Do you feel sorry for Bill Ayers?
Do you think Ayers is “reformed”?
Do you think Obama did a great job as a community organizer?
Do you think Obama raised over 700 million dollars lawfully?
Do you think Obama is free of lobbyist control?
Do you think 143 working days in the Senate is a good enough qualification for anyone to be POTUS?
Do you think the Rev.Wright situation was just “unfortunate”?
Do you think encouraging his followers to “Get in people’s faces” is okay?
Do you think that the media was perfectly objective?
Do you think, when HRC referred to RFK’s assassination as an example of primaries lasting until June, that she was hoping for Obama to get shot?
Do you think Hillary was faking tears to get votes in NH?

If you answered YES to ANY of the above, you might be a BOT!!

Thanks!
Now I got that song stuck in my head…

The SURGE didn’t work.

you belive the call centers in Gaza were legal.

if you believe the Muslim call to evening prayer is the most beautiful sound on earth.

If you thank god for the financial collapse because you known that it is the only reason the thug and loser is getting ready to take the oath of office I understand his replacement in the US Senate Burris is refusing to answer question about a 1.2 million dollar contribution to his campaign from one corporate donor.

You installed the Obama App on your iPhone.

you might be an obot if you wished for defeat in Iraq and rooted for the collapse of the American economy to see The One selected.

OH MY GOD…ROFLMAO Mr. X.

You think Barry has a great body.

You just got your citizenship restored after getting out of the slamer

You believe that Hamas is going to stop bombing Israel because they gave you cash.

You were anxiously waiting for your text message on his VP pick.

This is a matter of opinion. This comment is anti-Muslim and irrelevant to the “bot” discussion.

if you still listen to air america or watch MSNBC.

I thought that was Jackie Vernon…
I’m old enough to remember when Jackie, even with her ET eyes, was quite sexy.
Michelle looks like Aunt Esther’s wedding photo from Sanford and Son. The resemblance is striking. Kinda like being smacked in the face by a salmon.

If you have all the “yes we can” youtube remix’s bookmarked.

if you believe P.Elect Barry Hussain Obama quite smoking the cigs!

You might be an obot if you think it showed real patriotism to sit on your hands at the state of the union instead of getting up and clapping the success of our troops like all great Americans including Hillary.

You believe that the chickens have come home to roost.

Not “lived”. “Live”.

Except for Bill Walton, all were under six feet. I can PROVE it!

James, that wont’ matter to the bigots who keep trying to validate their hate on this blog.

You might be an obot if you think you can come to NQ and change anybody’s mind.
In recognition of obots that have wasted their time

sf
ubm
snob
ukdem
francis
roxanne
believe

did I miss any?

You believe the Constitution is a “flawed document.”

Yeah, this is the best one IMHO. It’s also one of the quickest ways to detect an Obot.

You think Obama VOTED against the war.

rory, kelly, joy

if you believe that Wright, Rezko, Ayers and Pfleger are just ‘some guys that live down the street.’

if you salute with “Have a nice Obama day”

puke

WOW. That is huge. Good One OIAF.

You might be an Obot if you think it means nothing that some radical Islamic nut named Dr. Khalid Abdullah Tariq al-Mansour raised money from rich Saudis to pay for Obama’s Harvard education.

You believe Steve in KC isn’t way great!

BO’s alleged sense of humor blows.

Winston! I was going to just leave you a smiley face but the filter busted me for saying the same thing twice!

You might be an obot if you think that scratching your face with the middle finger is the best finger to use.

You might be an obot if you think that obama gave both Hillary and McCain the finger and thought that was totally cool

You might be an obot if you fainted or cheered after Obama blew his nose.

You believe that it is racist to pronounce his middle name.

Yes that one does bear mentioning as first on the thread. The most egregious sin of all was calling that man racist — of all things.

You believe Palin is a C**t

if you think they take attendance in the Illinois senate by voting “present”.

There are many in that category who are otherwise certainly not Obots.

You might be an obot if you break off long time friendships because of their support of McCain.

To paraphrase Jesse Jackson, “I’d like to cut off his Odinga!”

you might be a obot if you believe Obama is a feminist. Anybody seen the cover of MS magazine?

You believe that whitey invented AIDS to kill blacky.

not from sucking soda.

And you have no idea how many people out there who have master’s degrees actually believe that falsehood.

tom, lark… there were so many.

With only a couple of exceptions, I agree with all of the above comments. I, however, use the term “oborg”. I refuse to be assimilated.

if you believe “Hillary AINT NEVVA been CALLED a NIGGA” quoting Rev. Wright played over and over on the MSM.

Hot cocoa all over the screen with that one

If you think that Sarah Palin’s tanning bed is a critical political issue, but Obama’s accomplishments (or lack thereof) aren’t.

You are an Obot if you buy into Obama’s lie about 10,000 people killed in the flood in Iowa.

So what is “STFUYMFPOS?”

You might be an obot if you believe in the destruction of the wealthy class
You might be an obot if you have nothing and want to take it from those that do.

Damn. That one was cold.

Worse than that, many actually believe he VOTED against the war, when he wasn’t even a Senator at the time. LOL

You might be an obot if you drive a Subaru

naughty language

You actually believe that Governor Sarah Palin stole $150,000 worth of clothing from Neiman Marcus.

You believe having a tea dance with terrorists is going to really change their tune.

Shut the fuck up you mother fuckin’ piece of shit.

Thank you Moss,
I was the one who named Francis, “The Talkin’ Mule”
I wonder if he really did ever stick his head out the door and shout “Death to…!” and get it shot off.

And imust,
Kelly! Great! Kelly could take a hit alright.

Or, you believe Obama actually VOTED against the war.

…if you believed that all terrorism and violence around the world would end on the day of his election…

and you were shocked when it didn’t.

Bill Ayers was just a guy in his neighborhood.

If I’d known about the tanning bed before the election, I’d have voted more than the allotted ten times!

Running a campaign counts as executive experience.

Geez, no need for foul language. He’s just asking a question.

… if you can’t tell snark from a serious comment.

Angel, I DID gag!!!

With a tan……(didn’t Michelle actually say she and Barack were “Camelot with a tan” in a Vanity Fair article.

If you believe, when HRC referred to RFK’s assassination as an example of primaries lasting until June, that she was hoping for Obama to get shot.

You might be an obot if you think all of Obama’s contributions are legal and don’t care that Obama has been bought by the internationalists.
You might be an obot if you believe Soro’s had no influence on the election

If you think Hillary was faking tears to get votes in NH.

And you believe AA’s that didn’t vote for Obama are Uncle Tom’s.

You still don’t understand what was so wrong about Obama saying that “it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations”.

Of course it falls to Ol’ Garbage Mouth to have to answer:
Some Things Fail Under Your Most Fervent Posts On Site!

How hard was that? Geez

shutthef**kupyoumiserablepieceofs**t

You think the Republicans caused the housing crisis/

You might be an obot if you believe that rural voters are just bitter Americans clinging to their bibles and guns with antipathy towards others

You might be an Obot if you got a “high” from Barack’s empty feel-good speeches during the primary and then followed him around like the Grateful Dead.

If you think he won’t toss you under the bus too.

you think being an elitist is about who has the most money.

If you believe Princess Caroline Kennedy has the same experience as Hillary did when she ran for the Senate in 2000.

If when Obama said, Let me make this perfectly clear, you actually thought he did.

If you believed it when he said, That’s not what I said.

You believe EVERYTHING Keith Olbermann says.

really….
oof

“If you believed it when he said, That’s not what I said.”

lol good one!

You might be an obot if you believe that Randy Rhodes is funny.
You might be an obot if you think jokes like gang raping Sarah in New York is funny
You might be an obot if you find Bill Maher funny
You might be an obot if you watch the daily show for your news.

You believe your vote in 2008 MATTERED.

IF YOU BELIEVE MICHELLE CAN SAVE THE FASHION WORLD?! What a load of O’crap that is! ha ha ha ha

Now that you got clear down here, go back to the top! People have been tossing in stuff afterward…

You believe the A.C.O.R.N falls far from the tree.

Sorry I asked

You’re obviously not an Obot.

blech! haha!

if you believe that you wouldn’t eventually be screwed over after putting all your hopes and dreams behind a lawyer (yikes!) and politician (woah!) that has zero history of championing ANY cause.

And you believe Obama has shown everyone his original birth certificate.

I think this is my favorite thread ever.

ah…Randi Rhodes…

I have to admit a secret smile lives in my heart that LJ and I worked together to expose Randi’s little rant. I didn’t expect the result we got, and it wasn’t planned beyond…post it.

But then she had to face her own words and after reaching 280,000 views in 24 hours or so, she had to find new work.

The clip was removed as a “copyright infringment” even though it is actually covered under ‘fair use’.

It sure was. Absolutely horrible.

You might be an OBOT if you believe hope puts food on your table and change is what you’re let with to pay the rent.

OH

MY

GOD

ZEKE

I already loved you…but wow that was frigging HIGHLARIOUS.

If you believe Donna Brazile is the fairest in the land.

If you believe Obama didn’t have someone contact the Canadian officials to reassure him there would be no change in NAFTA.

…and all of a sudden you think Joe Biden is a brilliant pick (despite having had only 1% of the vote in the primaries)

Otherwise known as Koolaid

You might be an Obot if you think Sarah Palin was vetted more than Obama because its so much easier to get to Wasilla, Alaska than Chicago.

if you believe that the DNC rules committee was above board.

You believe that MeChelle’s canines don’t need to be filed down.

You think he’s going to pay your mortgage and buy you a car.

You believe that she deserved to have her church burned down.

Your mug shot shows you in your best Obama t-shirt.

I almost wet myself on that one imustprotest. OMFG.

You believe that Obama actually wrote those books.

You believe that if someone disagrees with you it is OK to “get in their face”.

Oh Oh Oh if you believe Sarah Palin said… I can see Russia from my house. Sarah is so damn cute I hope she runs again!

You think Man tits are all the rage…

You believe Obama, who claimed to be in church every Sunday, must have stepped into the church bathroom when Rev. Wright shouted *** Damn America and humped the lectern saying Bill was “ridin’dirty.”

Camden Rave, Concerned Citizen ahs, Mary, basically a bunch of jagoffs.

A+

You believe that Obama, the chain-smoker, has shown his medical records.

I was wondering if anyone would say this…of course, it was you!

If you believed that if you didn’t vote for him you were a racist.

GOOD ONE sowsear. They’re so frigging IGNORANT about this issue.

You don’t think it’s suspicious that one of BO’s advisors hired the people who broke into his passport files

lol, I’ve always said that she was crazy.

Someone has to compile this thing for posterity. I havne’t laughed this much in YEARS. Y’all are SO smart, funny and such good people and patriots. I hope this thread goes on forever. What a blast. Please someone find a way to archive this in case Pig Face Pelosi takes away our rights.

ZING!!!!

You Know,You know, You know,You Know,You know, You know….nothing Caroline

You believe he went to Hawaii for “vacation” and didn’t bring a duffel bag of cash to the Department of Vital Records.

if you shed a tear Titanic style when Obama couldn’t eat his waffles in peace.

You believe that he’s a Christian

ROTFLMAO!

You think what he “scattered” was his granny’s ashes, and not an urn full of Splenda and ciggie butts.

You might be an obot if you’ve never heard of Bill Ayers or Rev Wright.
I actually have met many that never got this information.

You believe that if Hillary and Barry got street fight Barry would still have a set nads attached.

I’m laughing at the sheer size of it. And this thread CAN go on forever.

See my response to your above “you might be an Obot if…”

ROFL!

If you still believe that Obama didn’t hear Rev. Wright’s offensive language although Obama himself said he did in his famous “I have an excuse” speech.

You believe that it was just a coincidence that Biden’s son had Larry Sinclair arrested.

You believe the fact that when Michelle’s salary almost tripled when Obama became a senator, who then sent earmarks to her hospital, isn’t yet another example of pay to play politics.

I think the assaults against OBOTs are no different from the treatment received by those who dissent here. I probably love 80% or more of everything on this blog, yet if I become the minority in an issue, then I become a target. Shoot, even LJ says he does not agree with everyone’s POV.

I just got told by a regular here that I probably think a ten-year-old girl deserved death because I take a different stance on Israel from LJ. I find that worse than OBOT behavior.

If anyone here remembers the treatment of the skeptics over the COLB by TD, they will understand my point.

You are an Obot if you think FISA means;

Factual, Intellectually, Spiritually Absent.

You believe that it was just a coincidence that Biden’s son had Larry Sinclair arrested.

OH MY GOD…AWESOME.

ROFLMFAO.

I appreciate your point…this thread might best be seen as ‘…venting…’.

“yet if I become the minority in an issue, then I become a target.”

and you’ll have my support in that minority status, Marley. remind me of my word to you.

If you think kissing someone’s wife on the lips (on national tv) is an old Kenyan custom.

If you think Obama’s mother got food stamps.

If you think Punahou is an inner city school in Honolulu.

I’m sorry, I must have missed something, what exactly did William Jefferson Blythe Clinton do for African Americans? REALLY! Please educate me and be specific, (those who may have read any of my postings will understand that I’m a stickler for accuracy). I especially wish to know what WJBC did for “African Americans” across the globe.

I’ve had real Obots tell me that 0zero was a senator for 12 (or 16) years. Most have NO idea that he was only in the Senate Part Time for 4 years.

Obot stomps foot — HE does so have experience he’s been a Senator for years and years!!

(always adding that HE voted against the war — and HE was the ONLY one to vote against the war.)

—-

Another one straight from an Obot’s mouth . . .

“HE grew up in Kansas — poor, was raised by a single mother.” (They never mention that mom was WHITE.)

marley,

Most normal people do NOT agree with the Israel lies, hate and propaganda here. If you want truth, go somewhere else like Atlas Shrugs. It’s not YOU. There are some seriously deranged nuts here who would rather see murderer terrorists like Hamas rule the world than see Israel defend their country from a constant bombing by those freaks. This is not a normal site. Go elsewhere if you want the truth about Israel and want your opinions treated with respect.

You believe that his pledge to ‘invest in education’ is a good thing because you don’t have a clue what he did with the hundred and ten million dollars of Chicago Annenberg Foundation money.

You don’t care what Stanley Kurtz uncovered, or proved, because he is just a rightwinger who was out to get Obama, not a serious investigative journalist like Campbell Brown and Katie Couric and _____ fill in the MSNBC/CNN blank.

If you think Clinton’s campaign leaked a photo of Obama in somali garb when it was actually the Freepers via Matt Drudge.

Sick but true.

You believe the Annenberg Challenge was a multi-million dollar success.

The Mayor of San Francisco isn’t gay. Remember his adultery scandal?

You might be an obot if you think obama is a black man….Raised by white family

If you thought that when Obama didn’t want to have his picture taken with San Fran’s mayor last year, it was a non-issue.

If you believe that Obama has a “progressive” voting record, or has authored meaningful legislation.

You believe BO is American

You might be an obot if you think the best way to get out of multi trillion dollar debt is to spend another trillion.

kgirl…AWESOME…LMAO.

You think his ears are cute.

You might be an obot if you think Al Quida calling Obama a house Negro means that the rest of the world adores our new president.

You care what kind of frigging dog he buys his kids.

You might be an Obot if you’ve never heard of Tony Rezko or believe it when someone told you he was a character on “The Sopranos”.

You think China wants to lend the US money because we are so likable.

You might be an obot if you believe obama can heal our souls.

YOu might be an obot if you invent songs like…we’re gonna spred happiness, we’re gonna spred freedom obama gonna change it, obama’s gonna lead and then force your child to sing it.

So right!!!

Obot: Caucus fraud? — what caucus fraud.

You might be an obot if you believe that Obama was only scratching his cheek with his middle finger.

not once but twice

You believe the new White House will end up in Architectural Digest after MeChelle does her magic on it.

You think that “little donors” just gave $700 million to BO for his campaign and don’t want anything back.

Good one!!

Ayers the ghost writer!

You believe Fraudbama refuses to give up his Blackberry for any other reason than he needs to contact his Hamas friends in private.

Oh yeah, you’re an Obot if you believe that the RNC staged and set up a situation where Obama would randomly walk into the driveway of a man playing football with his kids for the specific purpose of exposing the child/man Obama as a flaming socialist. In other words, Obots are capable of un-hinging their jaws to allow them to swallow whoppers the size of hippos.

YOu might be an obot, if you believe a terrorist who has not spent one day in jail is reformed.

YOu might an obot if you believe planting bombs in homes with small children in it, is just vandalism.

You believe that Faudbama wrote either of his books without the sheer genius penmanship of “America Makes Me Puke” Billy Ayers.

and emanuel went on a previously planned trip to africa and didn’t stop by the kenyan hospital….

You might be an obot if you were bused into my caucus from outside my precinct and used Bull horns to shut down Hillary supporters.

You might be an obot if you awaken every morning to a big fat bong hit

You might be an obot if you think being a good femminist is keeping silent while the first female candidate for the presidency grouped by obama’s speach writer, and you lead the charge to distroy the first female vice serious republican nomination even though her boss pays his males and female employee’s equally, and your party’s candidate doesn’t.

That red & black dress needs to go next to your remark!!

You might be an obot if you believe that Obama was just neighbors with Ayers.

SM, you’ve nailed it!

LMFAO…BONG HIT.

GO MOSSY.

I’m off to bed all. This thread is HYSTERICAL. Please let’s keep it going. Night all.

a 1.2 million dollar corporate donor contribution to who’s campaign?

YOu might be an obot if you think obama respects you, when he tells you lies that a ten year old could figure out.

You know like “i was the only senator who didn’t support the war” Obama wasn’t even in the US senate when the war started.

Bill Ayers is just someone in my neighboorhood. But bill calls him a family friends

I wasn’t there when Rev Wright preached the sermons. But he says he never misses church on another interview.

You might be an Obot if you believe that Michelle got her salary nearly tripled on the hospital gigs because she was competent.

You might be an Obot if you think the Iraq War is Hillary’s War, and you were thrilled when Colin Powell endorsed Obama.

If you believe Obama is ‘the one’ and not ‘that one’.

If you believe Joe Lieberman is a traitor to his party by Chuck Hagel is not.

You might be an obot if you think Obama is the new JFK.

You might be an Obot if you think Obama is the new Abraham Lincoln.

You might be an Obot if you purchased a very expensive gown to watch the inauguration from miles away.

I always find it interesting that people believe Lincoln freed the slaves in America out of the kindness of his heart. From reading some of his own writings, this doesn’t seem to be the case. It seems it was more a strategy to undermine the Southern strength than any altruistic venture.

I hate to say it, because he’s an icon..but I don’t worship icons.

You might be an Obot if you purchased the Obama commemorative plate.

You might be an Obot if you bought the Obama commemorative coins.

You might be an Obot if you have the O symbol tattooed on your body somewhere.

You might be an Obot if you have letterheads with the O symbol on them.

You believe that Oprah is wise and you vote the way she tells you to.

You believe that the leaders of countries that the U.S doesn’t “recognize”, don’t see the irony in this country possibly having an illegitimate President.

YOu might be an obot if you think Obama’s president makes the show 24 irrelevant.

*A journalist in al actually wrote an article saying this, not that i am a fan of the show, but…God this country is going to hell.

You might be an Obamabot if you believe Obama is actually a Democrat.

if you’re STILL sending him money because you believe the emails saying they just have to have it to prevent the world from falling apart or whatever (i.e., to be sure they can buy more pretty props for the inauguration).

You might be an obot if you’ve never even heard of Berg vs Obama!!!

ditto

ewwwww….zing!

In other words, if you want to “spread the wealth around.”

you might be an obot if you think a man who believes we have 57 …58 states and that people with asthma need breathaylzers is the smartest president ever.

If you stare blankly and say ” uh, uh ” when someone asks you to name one of
Obama’s accomplishments.

You might be an Obot if you cried hysterically for a week after the elction because you now believe racism has ended.

hmmmm….(has to look up this case to make sure I don’t get shot at)…..obscure….LOL

Obamastolemyboyfriend–What is it with all that cheap merchandise Obama is selling? Reminds me of the Ron Popiel Potato Peeler–BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE.

I wonder how much this kitch will fetch in future Garage Sales.

If you believe there are 57 states and they moved the Great lakes 2000 miles west

ROFL

You might be an Obot if you think Obama gave you the right to HOPE.

? and I thought you are an Obot if you have the “obama girls” ringtone…set to vibrate.

There is such a thing?

And that his team is clear of having any connections with Blago because they did their own internal investigation.

no kidding!!!

Add to this —

You are an Obot if you hooted and fussed and booed when the Precinct Chairperson wanted to say the pledge of allegiance to the US Flag at a caucus in Seattle.

Obots don’t want be bothered.

You might be an Obot:

if you think Obama graduated from Harvard Cum Laude

If you’re not laughing while reading this blog

if you think Obama knows anything about Economics

if you think Obama is just a politician and not just plain ignorant

if you think he’s brilliant just because he graduated from Harvard

if you think Michelle doesn’t hate whites

ugh.

I saw the plates at Walgreens. The first thing that popped into my head: “Oh, how great. Obama wants his face on that huge pile of shit that he’s about to feed people.”

You might be an obot if you believe a man who spent less than 2 years in the US congress and whose one accomplishment while there was to get his wife a raise is fit to be president.

You think all of Obama’s appointees represent Change and the New Democratic Party.

You might be an Obot if you named your first born after the messiah

I truly think he is trying to reel in as much money as he can so he can make a fast get away if he has to.

I think based on how Obama is pissing people off before he is sworn in that he has no intention of running for a second term in 2012. For a while I had hoped that maybe he would do a good job because of running for reelection and also because he wanted to make history and in his mind be the best President ever! Well now I think that he is not going to run for 2012 because he would not want to get voted out and/or he has never held a real job this long so how can even make it through 4, let alone 8???? Maybe he and Hillary made a deal that she would let him have this in 2008 and then she gets SOS and he doen’t run in 2012 so she can!

You think Obama is the great uniter

How many plates will end up under plants or as clay pigeons?

How do you get the gold off the rims to sell?

You might be an obot if you think the plates will actually increase in value.

At Christmas time a wonderful lady came in with a big picture of Obama and wanted mugs, shirts, and other things printed in their little shop.

They explained that they couldn’t because of copyright laws that limit them. She was cool about it, but suggested she’d go to Kinkos, who still couldn’t do it there I’m sure.

I was trying so hard not to be disrespectful to her because clearly she was happy and it was Christmas. But…what a gift…uh…not.

You might be an Obot if you’ve described Obama as “supersmart” or “scary smart”.

You believe it was a coincidence that John Edwards came out and endorsed Obama the day after Hillary won West Virginia by more than 40% in the primaries, and stole all the press coverage and the evening news when Hillary was scheduled to be interviewed.

You think Obama is another Lincoln or JFK

You might be an Obot if you think the call to prayer at sunset is the most beautiful sound on earth.

UBM — troll –

You might be an obot if you consider rabbit food arugula.

my son also mentioned that you could use them as frisbees.

… if you believe ANYTHING Keith Olbermann says.

If you believe that the people who want access to Obama’s sealed medical records, sealed college records and birth certificate need to “stay out of his business.” (true story)

best.thread.ever.

Good night folks!!

(Hey, OIAF–I’ll do my part!)

You might be an Obot if:

…you don’t think it’s a big deal if someone spends $150 million over 5 years time on the Chicago school system and cannot eke out even ONE measurable improvement.
…you see nothing wrong with busing out-of-staters to caucuses.
…you think “only” government can help us out of our economic problems.
…you have no problem whatsoever with Marxism (Davis), anarchy (Ayers), black liberation theology (Farrakan and Wright) and deception in ‘community organizing’ techniques (Alinsky).
…you think a book about your father should really just be a bunch of stories about yourself.
…you have no problem with the practice of astroturfing (Axelrod).
…you think ‘community organizing’ is actually a job.
…you think a Certification of Live Birth is a substitute for a Certificate of Birth.
…you think mocking and ridiculing someone (like Joe the Plumber) is a good response to a question you don’t want to answer honestly.
…you think the coal industry should be put out of business.
…your idea of ‘helping people’ is allowing several housing projects in your district to become unlivable.
…you think respectful gestures like wearing a flag pin and putting your hand over your heart are too bogus for a presidential candidate.
…you believe ‘reaching across the aisle’ means voting your party line 96% of the time–that is, when you actually bother to vote.
…you think it’s OK to not have any records for 8 years worth of state senate work.
…you think writing only 3 bills is an acceptable amount of work to get done in 2 years time in the US Senate.
…you believe we need government to help us decide what to listen to on the radio and see on TV (Fairness Doctrine).
…you believe ‘calling it in’ is a good way to help when there is a crisis in our nation.
…you believe Justices should forget about the law and legislate from the bench.
…you believe it’s OK to call Hillary a monster.
…you think William Ayers paid his debt to society and should just be left alone.
…you think it’s OK to wait a few days to visit your grandmother when she is dying.
…you think going to the gym is more important than visiting wounded soldiers.

You might be an obot if you want Obama to be President for Life.

…of President of the World.

You might be an obot if you couldn’t see Michelle’s dress on election night as a black widow spider.

“It seems it was more a strategy to undermine the Southern strength than any altruistic venture.”

The civil war was fought on the issue of state rights and not slavery. And, if war is the failure of diplomacy (per political science theory) Lincoln (& his administration) failed at negotiation (southern states seceded in a three waves, not all at once) and leveraging. Southern generals, esp. those educated at West Point, were reluctant to join the southern cause and stalled….but eventually joined the confederacy.

History is always written by the victors. That is why decades and centuries later, events continue to be investigated and readdressed.

The mayor of San Fran is straight, he just has this silly notion that all people should have the same rights regardless of color, religion,or sexual identity. Something that makes Obama nervous.

YES — this cover needs to be discussed–

An Obot would see nothing wrong with that cover and would buy a copy for his/her collection of mag covers.

FOUL!! It isn’t her looks that should be noted. It’s statements like “Take care of the White House? She can’t take care of her own house!” That demonstrate her inner ugliness.

If you like phrases such as… “the notion” and “I have consistently said”

This has got to be one of the most responded to posts at No Quarter yet. All the good ones are taken so I have nothing to add … darn it!

Actually, it’s harder to get there, but much easier to get out alive if you poke around too much.

or as a shoutout to fellow travelers.

You might be an Obot if you think Obama’s IQ is off the charts.

If you think the fist-bump is elegance….Obama style.

scan…scan…well, that’s what I have to do. Just before I think I got one…its taken.

You might be an Obot if you’ve quit and stopped paying your bills and will be waiting for the mailman on Jan 21st to bring that big ass check you were promised.

You might be an Obot if you’ve quit your job and stopped paying your bills and will be waiting for the mailman on Jan 21st to bring that big ass check you were promised.

No he is not gay — he is gay friendly — very supportive to the rights of gay partners — Obama did not want to be seen as assocating with that — courting evangelicals and all.

Oh Yeah!

oops, I meant lars, not lark.

oops! Correct version below!

I’d better go to bed?

You might be an Obot if you are struggling to decide to go with the pink unicorn or the blue unicorn.

I agree……best thread ever……please do another one on Jan 20 because I sure as Hell won`t be watching TV.

LOL

You might be an obot if you think attending kindergarden in Indonesia gives you enough foreign policy experience.

Or maybe a violin case ….

Best one of the night.

Not what she said, but to all of you the truth just doesn’t matter, does it?

If you don’t know what WJC has done for AA and especially his work in Africa then I feel sorry for your parents for bringing someone as soulless and as brain dead as you into the world. You are a TRUE OBOT

If you believe Dailykos is a fountain of intelligent dialogue.

Or that his refusal to be videoed or photographed or seen with anyone in uniform (cop, soldier) at rallies is just a sign he’s sensitive about violence.

LOL!!!

You might be an obot if you think hopey-dopey is a Ben and Jerry’s flavor of ice cream.

If you don’t Mozart, you slept through college and now live your in parents basement. A die hard Obot.

A lovely fantasy but unless he becomes uber-exhausted, a la “come on guys, can’t I just eat my waffle…” you can be sure he will run for re-election.

He already is — why do you think he has asked Rick Warren to do the Invocationm at the Inauguration — he is courting evangelicals — a big, juicy voting block ripe for the picking in his view.

As far as he is concerned, women, GLBT, the AA community are notches on his bedpost to whom he can say (as he said re FISA this year) “I understand if this is a dealbreaker, but where else are you gonna go” whenever he pisses any of them off.

He is very cocky and assumes no one will abandon him – he can just ‘turn on the charm’ and get everyone to fall into line.

Only his only boredom and pique at have to really DO the job would stop him. Then he would invent some excuse after 4 years and step down for health reasons. (But I doubt it.)

Unbelievable how many people think this way.

that is what she said. check youtube.

You might be an obot if you think it’s no big deal to travel on an Indonesian passport and then later claim to be an american citizen.

You believe Obama is black….

And Tweety, KO, are even handed in their reporting.

You believe there 57 states in the Union.

or that Obama will save the planet AND the Milky Way galaxy.

“if you can’t run your own house, you can’t run the white house”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN1qZMBE9Gc

Can you handle the truth?

Any bets on how many years he DOESN’T age in office?

…you think Omposter wrote ANY bills, rather than having his name pasted on someone else’s work.

You might be an obot if you live in
The Peoples Republic of Seattle
75% for Obama

Don’t forget FDR.

I think we should just call him “H.” Afterall, we’ve been calling GWB “W” for the last 8 years, so how could that be racist?

You nodded vigorously and teared up in sympathy at the “Leave Barck Alone!” video.

You nodded vigorously and teared up in sympathy at the “Leave Barack Alone!” video.

LOL

If you believe Obama will redistribute the wealth, and YOU’LL get a free piece of the pie.

You must be an Obot if you Obama stickers on your car.

if you didn’t understand that when Obama was saying “they will try to bamboozle you”, he was actually talking about his own campaign’s modus operandi.

You might be an Obot if you believe Hillary and Bill voted for him.

if you believe that the 1965 March on Selma resulted in Obama’s 1961 conception.

(hint to Obots: you may need to do some arithmetic on this one)

You’re on a roll! Your earlier ones were great, but I really like this one.

Bravo.

You might be an Obot if you think it is time to paint the white house a different color and put Barry on the dollar bill.

Funny, I think Wright is right about Chickens Coming Home to Roost….but I despise that Obama couldn’t own up to that, man up, and say, “yeah, I believe that, what of it”.

My biggest problem with Obama is that he ran from things Wright said that were true.

I despise that Wright attacked Clinton from the pulpit. I despise that he went on his rant the Sunday just after 9/11 with his “chicken home to roost”.

All that comment acknowledge was blowback.

Sorry, gotta be fair witness here.

You are an Obot if the word “ugh” puts you in a trance.

You are an Obot if everything is above your pay-grade.

You have no problem with his comment to Ed Randell

“we don’t need the people just get the checks”

WOMEN WITH INTELLIGENCE AND EXPERIENCE, MEN WHO SUPPORT THEM AND COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY ALWAYS

PUMAS,BUBBAS, AND THOSE PEOPLE RULE

Good one Winston,
Happy New Year!

If your favorite book is THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO and you have Che Guvera’s picture on your wall.

You think that Obama had more qualifications and experience than Sarah Palin.

In trying to entice PUMAS to support BO, you insisted that their positions were virtually identical, and didn’t care that Hillary said them first, and meant them, and didn’t care (or recognize in front of your eyes) that BO copies Hillary and then flip flops later.

Really! Why don’t you educate me where my parents have so terribly neglected my upbringing by not lavishing me with the WJBC contributions to the worldwide AA community, and please know that my father died long before WJBC soiled the Whitehouse with his sexual predations.

You may want to do some research into the actual contributions this country has given to Africa. You’ll be shocked to discoverthat George Bush and his administration have had a more positive and effective contribution to Africa in the form of AIDS relief, and fighting insect born deseases, than any preceding administration or organization around the world.

Simply saying that I’m “brain dead” for asking a legitimate question, and then not giving me one single example of the miracles that WJBC conjured up for the AA community, is a hallmark of the kind of mindless support that true Obots have for their god, and makes YOU appear to be the type that has blind loyalty to an undeserved icon. I didn’t ask for insults, I asked for some facts. You’re obviously not able to provide them, so why resort to personal attacks out of frustration?

Hello Andrew,
Here is an article that focuses on what Bill did for AA in the 90′s
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1355/is_8_99/ai_70637553

Someone should start a site just for this thread alone. No wait we need an entire domain category

.oBot

There is not enough bandwidth on

.com

You believe that Ted Kennedy really switched his support to The One after Hillary’s ‘gaffe’ about assassination.

And you believe that Caroline Kennedy really only became interested in Obama after her kids said something nice about him.

You don’t know what to think about the Newsweek article where the Kennedy’s were said to have plotted to ‘pass the torch.’ But you figure that means Newsweek is a rightwinger only out to get Obama publication after all.

You don’t like, I mean you really hate, Joe Biden, and privately concede that Obama made a bad choice there, but you shrug it off.

You hear Obama say that under his plan you will pay less in taxes than you did under reagan and you think that’s a good thing. You think that means he won’t raise your taxes.

Har! Just saw Leno do a “Street Walk”, interviewing, partly about the election. Didja know: Sarah Palin is from Ohio? Specifically, Boise? That Obama’s running mate was Joe the Plumber? Etc.

Voigt is vindicated!

Thank you SM for your respectful response to my query. I read the article and when I viewed it with my “spin deleting” goggles on, I found nothing very monumental or significant regarding WJBC’s contribution to the advancement of the AA community. And if that’s the best that anyone can do to lionize WJBC, I suggest that his reflexive worshippers should all take a course in critical thinking, hopefully you’ll be sitting next to Obots that should be legally ordered to take the course.

You believe that Obama ran an excellent, clean and honest campaign.

You might be an Obot if you think Obama is going legalize pot.

You believe that Obama is the smartest president-elect ever, or smarter than anyone ever ran for president, or smarter than anyone on the planet.

You believe his uh, ah, uh, ah..is not stuttering but him being thoughtful.

You believe that Obama is not overrated, overexposed and overpaid.

You believe that anyone who is not enamored by him is wearing a tin-foil hat.

You believe that Obama is all about transparency.

You believe that Obama is the first black president, instead of the first affirmative action president.

You believe that there will be no more terrorism against US when Obama is president.

You don’t know that Obama is terrorism against the US.

You believe that mentioning his middle name is racist and bigoted.

You believe that if people didn’t vote for him it’s because they voted against his (half) blackness, instead of his (half) whiteness.

Um, that would be Burris.

You might be an Obot when you don’t become suspicious that the fact that he’s so adamant about not showing his vault BC and chose to spend hundreds of thousands instead of $10 to settle the case once and for all has anything to do with the possibility that he lied about his birthplace.

You might be an Obot when you think that the definition of “natural born” having been born NOT through cesarean section (that natural way).

You agree with Obama’s statement that the constitution is an outdated and flawed document. But you never thought this way until you heard the rumors about his ineligibility.

You might be an Obot when you think that the definition of “natural born” is having been born NOT through cesarean section (that natural way).

You might be an Obot when you think that the definition of “natural born” is having been born NOT through cesarean section (the natural way).

Yes, the Black Widow one. She also wore a black/red to Barks coronation @ the barackopolis.

You believe that we don’t know what “drinking the koolaid” phrase originally refers to.

You think that of course BO is natural born, you can’t get more “natural”, as he is the Messiah, born in a manger.

You think that Obama has strong beliefs and principles which he stands by…. and block out all evidence of his one principle – lifelong opportunism.

You think that being natural born is being born au naturel….same thang.

You believe that Obama is a pragmatic progressive instead of a pragmatic opportunist.

You should see what deadenders did with that cover. Really funny.

deadenders.wordpress.com

You think it’s ridiculous that Sarah Palin mentioned Alaska being next to Russia as her foreign policy credentials, but it’s totally acceptable when Obama mentioned living in Indonesia as a 6-10 year old as his.

You believe that PUMAs’ only issue is that Hilary lost.

You think Palin is not qualified to be vice president because she didn’t know the Bush doctrine but Obama is so presidential material for answering a question about his feeling of being the first black presidential nominee.

You believe that Palin has to know the last 8 kings of swaziland to be qualified for VP but Obama only needs to mention some nice things about his parents to be presidential material (borrowed from Anne Coulter).

One more thing SM, Hitler used many Jews in his horrid mischief, and I believe I’m creative enough to factually craft an equally glowing article about the positive effects and contributions Hitler had for the Jewish community. However, I would only do so as a practice of EXTREME absurdity, with physical revulsion, and with a disclaimer that it is absolutely NOT the belief of the author. But I really could do it. I scare myself sometimes. Please, pre-emptively forgive me. OK, no more Cuba Libre’s! Adios amigos!

You believe it was an important issue that the MSM hammered more on the newspapers Palin read but not the kind of associations Obama had.

You believe that MSM camping outside Joe the Plumber’s house is acceptable but mentioning Ayers is irrelevant, let alone to have MSM camping outside his house.

You believe that just because Obama doesn’t like Blago (and vice versa) he is clean, not as corrupt and innocent.

…and is so buff!

Excellent idea. This thread is the most fun since the one we had when the news leaked out about Imbiben being the vp pick, and the ones we had the nite Barky was coronated at his barackopolis!

Great post Steve!

Great comments everyone! I salute you all!

really

I saw that also! One of them thought barkys vp was Sarah Palin; another one had no idea who Joe Imbiben was. But they all voted for obama! Hilarious.

You still think McCain cheated at the Saddleback Forum.

If you bought one of those tacky plates or presidential coins featuring the ONE….

If you like Greek columns….

If you think He is the one we’ve been waiting for….

If you believe in His message of change, but just can’t articulate what that change entails….

You believe that Obama will “fix” FISA once he’s in the WH

no, no; “Brilliant” campaign… EVERYthing about his organization was Brilliant, savvy and so hip!

You believe that global warming will end and the sea levels will stop rising

LOL

You might be an Obot if you believe that this was really a “historic” election rather than a Chicago confirmation

If you’re like the bozos at Soda Head who think that just because the IL house voted to impeach Blago, it’s over and he’s gone, YOU JUST MIGHT BE AND OBOT!

You are an Obot if you believe that we are the ones we have been waiting for.

You are an Obot if you believe that Rev Wright was taken out of context.

You believe that the check is in the mail.

“Little” Debbie, the great author

You are an Obot if you believe that all we have to do is arrest Bin Laden and the Jihad will end.

if you think claire mccaskil is adorable and really picked obama cause her kids liked him

if you don’t know what WORM means

if you think his “just words” speech was brilliant and written by him.

if you registered to vote like 78 times

if you think his 3 week trip to pakistan was just a “spring break visit”

if you think it’s ok to be the head of a senate committe for Afghanistan and not hold ONE meeting on it cause you’re too busy running for office…on the platform that we should focus on Afghanistan and not iraq.

Lincoln issued the emancipation declaration to keep England out of the war on the Confederate side as England needed the cotton for their mills.

Do you have a pulse? Well if you do nine times out of ten you are going to find someone who disagrees with you. There are alot of sides to the same story and people view things differently, infact one person can have several different views in one life time depending on where you are in your life. The only important part is if your views are totally yours, and that your arrived to them not because of what someone told you to think but what you truly believe. I think one thing people forget is that the people on this board are people with strong opinions, that’s why we are weeping with joy at obama is president. But strong people with strong opinions bite pretty hard at those who don’t agree with them. Skip the post you don’t agree with enjoy the ones you do, it’s really that simple.

An Obot is one who knows that Obama knows that what he doesn’t know isn’t worth knowing, unless not knowing what he should know makes folks know that not knowing about what he should know, makes him try to know that he should know better than to presume that not knowing the knowledge of his unknown shortcomings might prevent the knowledge that the media will finally know once they begin to know better than to claim to not know what they should have known from the beginning, that essentially he knows nothing. Know what I mean?

I had to do some calculus to get it, but YEAH, I know what ya mean!

And what has BHO ever done, or even promised to do (since all he does is make promises he won’t keep) for African Americans? If that is the definition of racist, he fits.

You just might be an Obot if…..

Your most cherished garment in your closet is a BROS before HOS T-shirt…

You believe the dead have just as much right to vote as anyone else….

You think the Obama/Rezko home purchase doesn’t reek like a pile of rancid 2 week old fish in the sun.

You don’t realize those books should be classified as “fiction.”

A men ….

And you believe that you had to vote for him to preserve ROE V WADE.

You might be an obot if you denigrated Sarah Palin for lack of experience, but never once considered how that same charge might apply to Barack Obama.

You’re an Obot if you believe BO had ever set foot in Kansas prior to running for office.

And that the future Prez doesn’t need to know the difference between Kansas City and St. Louis, so long as he lies about his background.

(Neither Kansas nor Missouri ended up buying his B.S.)

Okay–a few more (probably already mentioned):

If you think that O actually has a halo, or emits light from his head area.

If you think that O’s election was/is more important than family, friends, or lovers.

If you think that O has emerged from the Chicago cesspool without any crap adhering to his garments.

Or think we should rename schools for him.

Alternately, you believe it’s okay to call yourself a Christian after sitting in church for 20 years without hearing a word.

And if you believe that we, the ones we have been waiting for, only came into existence after Obama said “Let there be We!”

You believe everything he had someone write in them is true.

If you actually believe Barry Obama cares about anybody other than his self

hahaha

If you deserted poor OJ for Obama

I forgot about all those! LOL

If you are weak minded and gullible

LMAO!

More like if you think he’s done tossing people under the bus…

Or, you are blissfully ignorant about the bus.

It’s common practice in the rest of the blogosphere to ask for a link…and to have it provided with courtesy.

Let me try one more time. Does anyone know a trustworthy source for this paid-blogger story Steve put up?

If you think that by coming to this website with Oblahblah soundbites in hand, you will convince everyone that he is a wondrous orator, a great man, and will be a POTUS for the ages…After all, it worked on them.

you might be an obot if you think it’s silly for anyone to make an issue about obama spending his christmas vacation in a lavish 9 million dollar estate while the rest of the country is scared to death about their economic futures

I agree that differing opinions should not be attacked, and I can’t stand it when people scream *troll* when someone makes a considerate, but differing opinion. Some people come here and are truly trolls, others have differing opinions, and their opinions should be discussed, not attacked and screamed at as *TROLLS!* That drives me crazy!

I don’t want this to become a big echo chamber of group think. I love reading differing opinions. I just think everyone should be CONSIDERATE!

(I also think when one person goes off, the group as a whole shouldn’t get blamed)

And IMHO, Obots pretty much deserve it… This is not about Obama supporters, it is about Obots. it is funny, and people are venting.

if you find Greek columns and other such phallic symbols a good backdrop for long-winded, narcolepsy-inducing, stuttering and stammering disguised as soaring flights of rhetoric.

If you think throwing the opposition under a bus eliminates That One’s self-evident problems.

If you believe Early American Couch and chessboard red and black are the newest fashion rages.

“MIGHT BE”? I think if you have the commemorative plates you are a certified full fledged member of Obotland! hahah

I don’t think most of that crap is coming from his office. Everyone is using his image to make a buck.

You are definitely an Obot beyond rehabilitation if you think that. Sadly, many are.

holy crap! LMAO! I love this thread because it reminds me of ALL the crap that happened this year!

oh man, there are some FUNNY ones in here. Love this thread.

If you think sounding like a Valley Girl makes a candidate qualified to fill the soon-to-be vacant NY Senate seat.

And that he writes all his own speeches.

You believe that “we are the ones we’ve been waiting for.”

If you don’t realize that you’ve been bamboozled and hoodwinked.

And that Barry becoming Barack had nothing to do with being called “Barry the fairy.”

And that Michelle’s wide load is Paradise Road.

If you agree with the unanimous opinion by the MSM
about

…… the ridiculous comparison of Michelle to the classy Jackie O.

Jackie O had a natural grace about her. Even 4 years of charm school isn’t going to do the trick for Michelle. She is what she is and it isn’t Jackie O. The comparison that the media is trying really hard to force us to believe is about as stupid as attempting to compare the moral character of Madonna to the Queen of England.

Quoted from:

deadenders,wordpress.com

You might be an obot if you are making plans for Obama Day on Nov. 5 next year.

If you believe CAMELOT II is coming

More than likely it’s going to be

SPAM-A-LOT – as in the canned “meat”

You might be an obot if you are thinking of taking the first week of November off in honor of National Obama Day.

He pushed for government subsidies that funded the building of public housing (in predominantly black neighborhoods) by private companies.

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2008/06/27/grim_proving_ground_for_obamas_housing_policy/?page=1

Oh snap!
That was Barky, not Bill.

You are an Obot if you think it was Obama, and not the MSM who ran a brilliant campaign

What assaults? Do you mean the elderly black women that were threatened with bodily harm if they didn’t vote for Obama and walked away in fear?

Some of these women were 80+ years old and remember when black folks weren’t allowed to vote.

Who drove them away? Black Obama supporters.

Now that’s an assault.

Not a comment on a blog.

Or that his father came here because of the Kennedy’s.

Obama is a Fraud you need to chill. I’ve seen no one here call for the death of all Israelis. YOU’RE LYING. That’s not the topic of this post anyway. Get over yourself.

How about lowest African American unemployment in the history of the country—–How about raising millions for aids in Africa You’re right you did miss alot thats why you are an Obat

You’re probably an obot if you recently switched to Pepsi because you mistook opportunistic advertising for “the real thing”.

If you thought those were phallic symbols intentionally added by the McCain campaign in the famous “Obama is a celebrity” commercial, which made it a totally racist commercial. (Bob Herbert needs to get a life).

If you have paid $35 for the Ms Inaugural Issue (BO: “This Is What A Feminist Looks Like”) and the commemorative poster of this issue cover.

We’ve BEEN living Spam a lot!

lol

Wow, some witty remarks here.

lol, great post.

You know Steve, I remember reading that comment too, but I swear they were an Obot just posting that as if they were unaware considering the other comments that ensued from the same person.

Kinda’ like Keith Olbermann calling a sexist a bad person, when he himself is and won’t admit it. Probably because he wouldn’t get any more young blonde babes who didn’t know any better than to hook up with him to begin with.

…if you actually believe the nearly a billion dollars O received in his campaign came from mostly small donations from every day normal Joes and not the special interests and big businesses that actually gave it looking forward to their payback from a president Obama who were reassured in their weekly policy conference calls because they weren’t average Joes.

You might be an obot if:

you said you would quit your job if the super-delegates picked the Presidential Nominee…but changed your tune really quick, once they picked Obama.

You might be an obot if:

you have no idea the DNC spent TWO BILLION DOLLARS to get Obama elected.

I really like that!

Jack and Jackie…Camelot
Obama and Michelle…Spam-a-lot.

You might be an Obot if you believe that Michelle from Spam-a-lot said, Why’d he, instead of whitey.

You might be one of the elitist of all 0bots if you say, “Plumber? What on earth is that?”

…if you think the new Pepsi logo is waaaay cool.

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But, a Good ‘un!

dingdingdingding, STOP and proceed to first place.

You believe he HAS a sense of humor.

Badonkadonk meets the D.C. social scene.

socalannie…

“Imbiben?”

ROFLMAO!

Who was that snotty Obama girl who posted, “YOU RACIST F**K!” all the time?

chezmadame –

Why is that a good thing? It sounds like Rezko.

Candymarl,

There is more Israel hate, lies, inaccurate historical facts, and propaganda here from posters than I have ever seen in my life. But the good news is that Congress just passed a resolution stating America’s “support of Israel’s right to defend herself against terrorism.” So all the haters must be pissed now that the government has confirmed that no matter how many wing nuts love Hamas and hate Israel America doesn’t agree. Oh well. And please don’t tell me what to post. YAWN.

That is one DUMB-assed girl, JD from Columbia or not.

And, as a 16 year resident of Las Vegas, I KNOW dumb girls when I see/hear ‘em.

truthtelling007 -

You’re blaming US for 9/11?!!

YOU ARE DESPICABLE!

Debbie. Ugh.

Gee candymarl…you mean the video I filmed of Helen Latimar in Indiana? You might not want to rail on people whose work you quote.

True. But, since her cosmetic surgery, no one knows quite where to place the Tranquilizer Dart…and she won’t get in the squeeze any more.

I know. Disgusting, huh?

Au contraire – he owns the rights to his own image, and if these things were produced w/out permission, the lawsuits would be HUGE. I’d love to know what his take is from all that crap.

Nice try Bob, but the low AA unemployment was more than likely the result of welfare reform, an initiative of the Republican conTROLLed congress that WJBC only reluctantly signed on to.

good one.

If you think that Obama and Michelle were NOT “Quota Minority” graduates of Harvard Law, you may be an Obot.

Not only does he own his image…but think about this…exactly TWO DAYS after he allegedly “won” MSNBC was selling those plates. Logic tells me that the fix was in, otherwise why would they be advertising those plates so soon? They have to do contracts, create the item, etc. BEFORE they can sell it. If anything tells me this was fixed, that does.

God damned YANKEES!

You guys are amazing! I’m glad now that I didn’t make my starter list too long! It’s been a joy reading all the zingers this group has come up with!

I think many of the comments here are hilarious! I salute you!

Here’s one I expected to see but haven’t so far…

You might be an Obot if you have a Kool-Aid moustache and Cheetoh fingers!

If you believe his words are not “just words.”

If you think tje “not just words” speech was his words.

If you don’t know Obama girl didn’t vote for Obama.

If you don’t know Hillary had to field all the questions in the debates so he could parrot her answers.

If you don’t see the irony of Obama’s bamboozled and hoodwinked speech.

If you believe only uneducated people voted for Hillary.

If you believe the “polls” say.

If you don’t know that Jesse Jackson Jackson was the only democratic candidate to win the South Carolina primary (twice) but did not go on to win the actual nomination

If you didn”t care about Naftagate.

If you think Obama is a uniter.

If you believe Obama is a Democrat.

OBAMA IS A FRAUD –

I’m still dealing with people who will never recover from the attacks on the Trade Towers.

That’s why MaryCAIRy et al’s venom is so deadly. They want to turn the Western countries into shitholes like the places where they dwell or left in the Stone Age.

Go tell a NYC Fire Fighter your jackass ideas truthtelling007. I dare you.

You just might be an obot if you have your head stuck where the sun don’t shine.

If you believe in “change parties” and Acorn is a legitimate GOTV group.

You might be an Obot…

if you believed that Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama received equal coverage

you tell a perfect stranger to admit they’re a racist because it will make them feel better – you did and that’s whey you’re voting for Obama.

You tell a gay man you have known for 10 years that he might as well turn in his gar card if he is going to vote for McCain, even though McCain has a better record on LGBT issues than Obama does.

you tell a perfect stranger to admit they’re a racist because it will make them feel better – you did and that’s whey you’re voting for Obama.

You tell a gay man you have known for 10 years that he might as well turn in his gay card if he is going to vote for McCain, even though McCain has a better record on LGBT issues than Obama does.

You think MSNBC was the only Fair station, and any story on Fox about Barky was lies.

Then there is my favorite, BO ran a clean honest campaign BUt the Clintons played dirty and lied (while being racist of course)

Obahe and Obashe Spamalot

and Obama’c daughters in grade school go to school with Ayers’ kids who are in their late 20s

if you think Obama has a plan that will fix the economy overnight and that only he can do it…

You believe “pay to play” means hiring a prostitute.

you believe Obama is different from GWB

you think that the White House will run smoother with granny living there.

you block out the tiny fact the BHO is Dick Cheney’s distant cousin.

And we’ve got a very active and powerful Spam Filter, on guard at all times!

you believe the birth certificate info at factcheck.org

Ask Donna. There was a time when she couldn’t stop talking about it. And incidentally, I wonder where she herself would be today….

If you believe ers, ahs, and ums liberally inserted into flights of oratorical hogwash constitute an ability to speak.

Debbie
se
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Kelvin

Please educate me and be specific, (those who may have read any of my postings will understand that I’m a stickler for accuracy)

Well aren’t you special?

You might want to ask yourself why Barack Obama didn’t have a prayer against Hillary in the African American community–as in polling 8-2. Which is why the race card at just the right moment was sooooooooo important.

…if you believe the rhetoric of David Gergen and Campbell Brown about Cupcake

If you believe voting “present” represents hope and change.

Ok here’s a video for you out of a whole bunch of horses’ mouths.
http://noolmusic.com/myspace_videos/african_american_men_for_hillary.php

In case you missed this post, here it is from African American men. Horse’s mouth so to speak.

http://noolmusic.com/myspace_videos/african_american_men_for_hillary.php

andrew191 what is it you don’t understand about, lowest unemployment among blacks in history (jobs), lowest proverty rate, most contribution to historically black colleges and universities (HBCU) (means educational opportunity), insistance that qualified blacks be hired and promoted (as a former government employeee saw it with my own eyes), appointments to important positions mean at the table contirbuting to policy positions affecting blacks and all Americans, etc. It means we finally had a REAL seat at the table. You Obots and Clinton haters are really sickening.

I asked for specific examples of the contributions WJBC has made for AA’s “around the world” and you answer with evidence of HRC’s popularity among AA men. I guess I fall short of your catty dig of being “special” because I fail to understand your anfractuous reasoning.

If you believe Hillary wanted to be his VP.

If you believe Joe Biden was sober when he accepted being his VP.

For that matter, if you believe anybody but Oprah and Jesse Jackson Jr. wanted to be his VP.

If you believe Joe Biden was sober when he accepted being his VP.

LMFAO. Good one rw.

You might be an Obot if you believe Obama cares about the middle class.

You might be an Obot if you have to ask “What is a caucus?”

You might be an Obot if you believe that Obama got into the presidency on his own merits.

You might be an Obot if you think Obama didn’t have anything to do with the Chicago political machine.

Is that Sunrise, or Sunset, or Sunshine?

You might be a NoQuarterBot if:

* You believe in “the Larry Johnson tape.”
* When Susan told you, “We are led by a very wise man,” you stood up and put your hand over your heart.
* Michelle Obama’s senior thesis convinced you that she french-kissed Louis Farrakhan.
* You, too, thought it was a terrorist fist-jab.
* You prefer Larry Sinclair over Chiyome Fukino.
* You have Philip Berg on speed dial.
* The COLB is your Holy Grail.
* You have proof Obama was born in Kenya…and Indonesia…and Canada.
* You think Obama is a Muslim and a communist.
* Facts bore you because you think “half a brain” is all that’s needed to “know” stuff.
* You have half a brain.
* If anyone disagrees with you, you regard that as proof they have less than half a brain.
* You discuss issues by yelling “troll!”
* You heap vulgar insults on newbies and spend the rest of the thread exchanging high-fives with the other regulars.
* You do unspeakable things to your Samantha Power voodoo doll.
* You wish it was Pennsylvania Avenue that Sarah Palin can see from her house.
* You tell everyone Obama was “selected” to be “not my president.”
* You never met a conspiracy theory you didn’t like.
* You wear your tinfoil hat with pride.
* You love the way this chamber echoes.
* You think the pet obituaries are what make this the best political blog in the world…and you’ve voted 57 times already.

You are an OBOT if you there is no paid blogger during the election campaign.

You are an OBOT if you think Bambie obama is only good thing that could ever happen in America since Abraham Lincoln

You are an OBOT if you think is no paid blogger during the election campaign.

You are an OBOT if you think Bambie obama is only good thing that could ever happen in America since Abraham Lincoln

Forgot an important one:

* You think Obama is paying people to follow you around the Internet.

You believe people like tookie 1) Are over 14 2) Have any formal education 3) Have a bank account 4) Do anything other than play really cool video games and blog for Fraudbama all day for their nickle a post.

$$Ka-ching$$

Thanks for boosting my commission, Krazy Kim. SWAK!

I LOVE this woman!

http://www.jossip.com/dnc-halves-the-votes-f-that-20080531/

You must be getting paid, either that or you have no lives. Which one?

Keep in mind that they actually took the time to come up with their own list.

The obsession amazes me.

Barack!

Nuff said.

Baracka!

Nuff said.

You are an Obot if you took all that time to make this lengthy list… thus….must have no life!

You believe that I am Kim Frederick and I have never even met her.

ROFLMAO.

Tookie, what a moron.

You might be an Obot if you think when Obama mentioned Lil Wayne in Atlanta the rapper’s following lyrics denigrating Hillary were funny and worth cheering wildly about as did the adoring crowd:

“When I get on top
She drop it like it’s hot
And when I’m on the bottom
She be Hillary Rodham”

You’re an Obot if you have 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one.

Thanks for ratifying my list, folks, and for demonstrating yet another sign you might be a NoQuarterBot:

* You have absolutely no sense of humor about even the wackiest things that go on at NQ.

…if you think Obama shits chocolate kisses.

…if you think Spam isn’t mystery meat.

. . . if you still listen to Air America.

Zing!

[James, I got the acronym up to the POS -- thanks for the clarification!)

[Baba, those "dumb girls" from Vegas didn't have the benefit of an Harvard education or of the Kennedy name. Furthermore, at least they work for a living.]

You are an obot if it is proven the BO is not a natural born citizen and the constitution does not matter anyway!

and quit riding unicorns for fun

Yeah, . . . if you still believe the USA is a democracy.

. . . if you believe the Clintons are a dynasty and the Kennedys aren’t.

Winston, I don’t know about her canines, but her scary eyebrows could use some filing down!]

That’s the best. LOL!!!!^^^^^

[For the sake of a Guinness World Record, we should keep this thread open for the ENTIRE DURATION of the Obummer administration! Why not?]

cause he will..sooner or later..
you have been warned..

rather, bOng hit

You might be an obot if you think that the other half of America is going to JUST GET OVER IT.

Oh baby, it’s far from over…

Obama is going to supply enough crap to keep this thread going forever!!!!

You might be an obot if you didn’t have a problem with the Obama Truth Squad…

and you have the full set of plates and coins

and he really did have dust on his shoulder to be brushed off.
shoes too lol

Comment by xax | 2009-01-10 17:10:40

Keep in mind that they actually took the time to come up with their own list.

The obsession amazes me.

Sign No. 126 that You May Be A NoQuarterBot:

* You are impressed by people who can put together more than two sentences.

Note: for convenience, the signs that You May Be A NoQuarterBot will henceforth be referred to as “YMBAN” (pronounced “yum-ban”).

And the NoQuarterBot theme song, sung to the tune of “YMCA” by The Village People, will go as follows:

YMBAN, there’s a place you can go.
I said, YMBAN, when you’re not in the know.
You can blog there, and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It’s fun to eat at the No-Quarter Ca-fe.
It’s fun to eat at the No-Quarter Ca-fe-ay.

This is it! This is the litmus test question!

I’ll bet you think you’re amusing, huh?

*yawn*

Kinda lame there tookie. Then again, it seems clear you’ve never been taught to use your critical thinking skills, so you can’t be wholly faulted.

Tell me tookie, is it true what they say – is ignorance really bliss?

Prima facie evidence of their dumbness is that they arrive from Split Lip, KS, sans degree, computer skills or significant backup funds, thinking that waiting tables at the Tastee-Freeze back home and working as a Server in a restaurant at Bellagio or Venetian are in the same universe.

Certainly, young man, that is most likely it: throwing people off the welfare rolls meant they HAD to get a job, which they didn’t before because they were just lazy and worthless. Uh huh. Couldn’t be because there were finally jobs to get, could it?

I realize you folks are young, but I forgot that you don’t even remember the 90′s. You couldn’t go into a fast food restaurant where the paper placemat wasn’t an employment application. Every retail store had signs begging for help. Businesses gave out bonuses to employees for getting their friends and family to come work for them. Yeah, that Bill Clinton was a real freaking downer. Your folks made enough money to bring you up in front of a computer, and give you all the little gadgets you just COULDN’T live without. Now their 401K will just about guarantee them a diet of cat food if they’re careful with their retirement funds.

Apparently, you are now loving the “SALE! Everything must go!” signs in front of retail locations, the multiple “for sale (price reduced)” signs in front of houses on every street, and are wanting more of the same. Ten years from now, you’ll be telling everyone who will listen that you saw through that phony Obama from the beginning. Enjoy your tingly leg while you can.

You might be an Obot if you think you are somehow “special” and will be exempt from the Great Depression II.

You might be an Obot if you regurgitate Republican talking points and expect to be taken seriously when calling others DINOs.

Or you might just be undereducated, a victim of All Children Left Behind. BushCo did what it set out to do — they have created a generation of youth fully equipped to compete with Chinese peasants for jobs.

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You might be an Obot if you thought you voted for the 1st Black President and then found out you really only got half a cracker.

What IS a PUMA? And how many ARE there?  Are they DANGEROUS, or merely ANNOYING?