I realize you folks are young, but I forgot that you don’t even remember the 90′s. You couldn’t go into a fast food restaurant where the paper placemat wasn’t an employment application. Every retail store had signs begging for help. Businesses gave out bonuses to employees for getting their friends and family to come work for them. Yeah, that Bill Clinton was a real freaking downer. Your folks made enough money to bring you up in front of a computer, and give you all the little gadgets you just COULDN’T live without. Now their 401K will just about guarantee them a diet of cat food if they’re careful with their retirement funds.

Apparently, you are now loving the “SALE! Everything must go!” signs in front of retail locations, the multiple “for sale (price reduced)” signs in front of houses on every street, and are wanting more of the same. Ten years from now, you’ll be telling everyone who will listen that you saw through that phony Obama from the beginning. Enjoy your tingly leg while you can.

You might be an Obot if you think you are somehow “special” and will be exempt from the Great Depression II.

You might be an Obot if you regurgitate Republican talking points and expect to be taken seriously when calling others DINOs.

Or you might just be undereducated, a victim of All Children Left Behind. BushCo did what it set out to do — they have created a generation of youth fully equipped to compete with Chinese peasants for jobs.

*yawn*

Kinda lame there tookie. Then again, it seems clear you’ve never been taught to use your critical thinking skills, so you can’t be wholly faulted.

Tell me tookie, is it true what they say – is ignorance really bliss?

Comment by xax | 2009-01-10 17:10:40

Keep in mind that they actually took the time to come up with their own list.

The obsession amazes me.

Sign No. 126 that You May Be A NoQuarterBot:

* You are impressed by people who can put together more than two sentences.

Note: for convenience, the signs that You May Be A NoQuarterBot will henceforth be referred to as “YMBAN” (pronounced “yum-ban”).

And the NoQuarterBot theme song, sung to the tune of “YMCA” by The Village People, will go as follows:

YMBAN, there’s a place you can go.
I said, YMBAN, when you’re not in the know.
You can blog there, and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It’s fun to eat at the No-Quarter Ca-fe.
It’s fun to eat at the No-Quarter Ca-fe-ay.

Oh baby, it’s far from over…

Obama is going to supply enough crap to keep this thread going forever!!!!