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Back by Popular Demand: What’s An Obot? (#2)

By Steve_in_KC on January 10, 2009 at 10:00 PM in Current Affairs

Editor’s Note: Steve’s post last night got 623 comments! So we’re starting over. Here’s the same story posted last night. Last night’s comments section is closed, so start your engines up right here tonight:

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I recently read a comment from an Obama supporter here at No Quarter, who asked, “What’s an Obot?”

I think he was serious! Of course, an Obot is an Obama Robot, programmed to see Obama as good and pure, incapable of evil, and a hero who must be robustly defended from criticism.

The word “Obot” came about mostly to describe a paid blogger; there were lots of those during the long campaign. Many were only in it for the money, but most truly believed they were fighting the good fight by attacking his opponents and their supporters mercilessly… and sometimes nonsensically. They were given daily email calls to action, with talking points (they all said the same things), and were basically brain-washed kids.

The word kind of evolved from that, coming to include all those zombies who relentlessly visit anti-Obama blogs and spew their opposition to anyone who doesn’t get on the Obamawagon. Some argue intelligently, and they don’t really deserve the epithet, but there are so many who are just trolls, idiots, and really do seem to be programmed, just like real robots!

This question, “what’s an Obot?” kind of reminded me of ten years ago when people just joining chat groups would ask, “What’s LOL?” “What’s IMHO?” And one of my favorites, “What’s STFUYMFPOS?”

It also reminded me of a person I mentioned in my last piece, Jeff Foxworthy. That guy made himself a celebrity with one cute idea: “You might be a redneck if…”

So with his shtick in mind, I got to thinking of some defining characteristics of Obots, hoping to milk some humor from it, derivative or not.

I also thought this will make a great group effort! I’ll start off with some of the obvious ones, and you readers can chime in with whatever strikes your fancy to add to the list. If it’s funny, that’s great, but it needn’t be. Some things about Obots are just not funny, no matter how hard you try.

So here’s my starter list:

YOU MIGHT BE AN OBOT IF…

You feel tingles running up or down your legs when That One is orating. (OK, I’m just getting warmed up, and I had to get that one out of my system.

You’ve never paid any attention to politics until Obama ran for President, and now you’ve become a political expert by reading Huffington Post and/or Daily Kos.

You get called a Cheetoh a lot but you don’t know why.

You believe there are only about 200 PUMAs in the country.

You weep with joy while repeating the mantra “YES WE CAN!”

You think Hillary Clinton tried to “steal” the Democratic nomination.

You fly into a rage when anyone suggests Obama is unqualified for the presidency.

You’ve used the word “racist” more than any other word in the last year.

You’ve developed a keen interest in Hawaiian body surfing.

For the first time in your life, you are proud of your country, but only because it elected a black president.

You believe that with Obama as president, this is a New Age when all wars will end, everyone will be provided for, and you don’t have to worry about paying your mortgage anymore!

You think Obama is a Great Man because of his magnificent accomplishments … like getting elected, and uh, uh, uh…

You think all Hillary Clinton supporters are middle-aged lesbians (not that there’s anything… yada yada yada… )

You get a lump in your throat when you hear the words “President Obama.”

You get a lump in your pants when you see Michelle Obama.

You think Bill Ayers was a non-issue, and was done wrong by the evil media.

You plan to name your children Barack and Baracka.

You believe that saying his middle name is racist.

You think the political platform of “change” is original to Obama.

You believe PUMAs are Republicans pretending to be disaffected Democrats, kind of like Joe Lieberman.

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OK, you guys can take it from here. I’ve intentionally left out quite a few, and I know you’re up to the challenge!

But I have to do this one! It’s my all-time classic favorite!

You believe the “Whitey Tape” is a creation of Larry Johnson’s imagination… and that he has it in his possession!

sowsear

You might be an obot if you believe MEchelle is going to share her piece of the pie

Destardi

You might be an Obot if you think there’s nothing wrong with moving the President’s MOTHER IN LAW into the White House.

(To everyone else, it seems like MEchelle is not woman enough to take care of her own kids.

susan

Well, she’s never taken care of them before, why should she start now?

Andrew P

You might be an obot if you think that the sign on Harry Truman’s desk in the White House read “It’s Beyond My Pay Grade.”

NCgirl

LOL!!! This is hilarious Steve. I needed a good laugh. Yep, you’ve got the obots pegged alright.

Steve_in_KC

Thanks, NCgirl! If you didn’t see the original post, do yourself a favor and read the comments on it! The comments were better than my post!

Here’s the direct link:

http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2009/01/09/whats-an-obot/

Winston

You are an Obot if you are still waiting breathlessly for Farrakhan’s mother ship to return.

snosandy

You’re an Obot if you believe Obama truly denounced and rejects Louis Farrakhan.

Winston

You are an Obot if you believe that “White Folk’s Greed Runs a World In Need”.
Trolls Blow

You are blogging from your basement in your Garanimals.

NewHampster

Best yet

Idiocracy08

If you think it’s ok to criticize Sarah Palin’s daughter because she got pregnant at 17 out of wedlock, but think it’s racist to say that is what Obama’s mom did.

If you think hanging a likeness of Sarah Palin in effigy is cute.

holden caulfield

Holy cow!

I never even thought of that!

Oh boy do I feel stupid…

Winston

You are an Obot if you believe that Hurricanes can be racist.
sheprez

If you think Kenya is the 57th state.
Donna Brazile

If you actually believe That One is a democrat or has ever stood up for ANYTHING he said he believes in.

That he actually was present and did vote when he was a US Senator.

That he actually quit smoking EVER!

Stop the lovefest!
EWard

You are an Obot if you believe Obama didn’t talk to Blago about his Senate seat!
KintheNorthwest

You’re an Obot if you think that Obama will taking his own advice to cut back on expenses to help with the recession.
Winston

You are an Obot if you believe that ACORN is bipartisan.

sowsear

If you think ACORN registered Republicans, too

jwrjr

if you believe that every voter registered by ACORN was legitimate.

KintheNorthwest

If you think that Acorn people only voted once!!

Ferd Berfle

And if you think the dead should be allowed to vote.

sowsear

You have been buying up every copy of magazines with Obama on the cover as they are going to be worth something. (I actually heard a black woman say this at an airport newstand)
sowsear

You don’t believe that Alinsky’s book on community organizing is dedicated to Lucifer.
rolling_thunder

IF you think that Obama was just PRETENDING to vote FOR FISA and Hillary was just pretending to vote AGAINST FISA then you may be an OBOT.

But I have to do this one! It’s my all-time classic favorite!

You believe the “Whitey Tape” is a creation of Larry Johnson’s imagination… and that he has it in his possession!

LUV it!
Winston

You are an Obot if you believe that “Iran is just a tiny country”.

rw

or if you believe it doesn’t pose a serious threat to the US.

sowsear

You think that Obama’s slapping MO on the rear (after the fist bump) in front of millions of people just showed what a great couple they are. Gonna be high class at the White House!
rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you think you won’t be drafted into Obama’s Afganistan war.

MBC

RT – This is what really terrifies me. The thought of our military being under his control, the possibility of my children getting their skin in Obama’s game.

I am sick about it.

KintheNorthwest

Did you really think Obama was going to bring the troops home.

MBC

No, never. I just didn’t think 65 million people would fall for his BS and it happened anyhow.
Brian H

If you think Omposter would DARE bring the troops home.

slobodaneee

you had no problem with bush’s leadership?

James

Do you think Obama voted against the war?
Did you ever refer to HRC as “irrelevant”?
Do you think the Clintons are racists and/or used race as a divisive tactic?
Did you ever call Hillary a misogynistic term?
Did you ever call Hillary’s supporters derogatory terms?
Do you think that Chelsea Clinton was being “pimped out” by her parents?
Do you think the Republican party was the “party of ideas”?
Do you think Hillary was entitled to the presidency?
Did you ever claim that Hillary’s accomplishments were merely a product of being Bill Clinton’s wife?
Do you think the Clintons, a married couple, is a dynasty comparable to the Kennedy’s and Bush’s?
Have you ever called someone a racist for not supporting Obama?
Do you think Hillary stole Obama’s policy ideas?
Do you think Hillary is a closet neo-Con Republican?
Do you think Obama never used race baiting as a campaign strategy?
Do you think Obama PA bitter comments were perfectly okay and reasonable?
Do you think living in Indonesia at the age of 6 and traveling to Pakistan while in college is better foreign policy experience than Hillary Clinton’s experience as First Lady?
Do you think all Hillary did as First Lady was drink tea?
Do you think that caucus fraud was non-existent?
Did you think ACORN is a good organization?
Do you feel sorry for Bill Ayers?
Do you think Ayers is “reformed”?
Do you think Obama did a great job as a community organizer?
Do you think Obama raised over 700 million dollars lawfully?
Do you think Obama is free of lobbyist control?
Do you think 143 working days in the Senate is a good enough qualification for anyone to be POTUS?
Do you think the Rev.Wright situation was just “unfortunate”?
Do you think encouraging his followers to “Get in people’s faces” is okay?
Do you think that the media was perfectly objective?
Do you think, when HRC referred to RFK’s assassination as an example of primaries lasting until June, that she was hoping for Obama to get shot?
Do you think Hillary was faking tears to get votes in NH?

If you answered YES to ANY of the above, you might be a BOT!!

oowawa

Yay James–good work. This looks like one of Walt Whitman’s poems: “Song of the We’re-the-Ones!”

sowsear

You think Sioux City, Iowa and Sioux Falls, South Dakota are the same place.
Likewise, Sunshine and Sunrise, FL

rolling_thunder

LOL

snosandy

You might be an Obot if you think Hillary Clinton is a monster.
Winston

You are an Obot if you want Reverend Wright to baptize your children.
rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you don’t know that Obama stole Hillary’s plans and that he doesn’t know how to execute them nor has the details to do that.

oowawa

Aha–so that’s why he had to keep Hillary close. Without her, he won’t know how to put His Masterplan into action!

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

You might be an obot if you believe that NO one has anything on Obama.

Blagojevich is still governor and Rezko still isn’t in jail… Ya gotta ask yourself WHY.

How much do the Feds really know about Obama? That will be the pleasure awaiting to unfold…

riverplate

Blagojevich is still governor…

…at the time of this post, at least.

Did you happen to notice the little thing in the news about him being impeached?

He’s facing trials in both the federal court and the Illinois Senate. And with the Senate trial fast-tracked to begin two weeks from tomorrow, I don’t see how you could imagine something is keeping Blagojevich safe. To be in any more trouble, he’d have to be dead.

Winston

You are an Obot if you believe that when the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on television.
James

If you believe Jesus was a community organizer like Obama, you are a BOT!

oowawa

If you believe Jesus IS Obama, come back to fix things, you are a bot for sure.

rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if it’s perfectly okay with you that Obama thinks the Great Lakes are in OREGON.
rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you think Obama is smart and that he cares about you when he doesn’t.
sowsear

You think Favreau’s groping Hillary was just fun, and it was only cardboard anyway.
sowsear

You think Barack’s last name really is America.

http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

LOA!

EWard

You are an Obot if you believe the Muslim world endorsed Obama’s silence about Gaza!
Oisafraud

You are an Obot if you believe BHO is the “One”.

oowawa

And if you simultaneously believe that “We” are the “Ones” and that “The One” has called us all together so that we can finally meet “The ones we’ve been waiting for,” who are us, you’re not only an Obot, but you’re a thoroughly bamboozled Obot.

Winston

You are an Obot if you first thought that Colon Powell was a war criminal but once he endorsed Obama he became a great leader in the war on terror.

Brian H

That covers about 85% of Democrats, doesn’t it?

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Oisafraud

You are an Obot if you believe Obama has Judgment. Whatever that is.

oowawa

You are an Obot if you believe that Obama is at long last here to Sit in Judgment of all mankind.

rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you think Obama ‘won fair and square’ despite the unprecedented in-your-face vote cheating.

http://baddemocrat08.wordpress.com obamastolemyboyfriend

You are an Obot if you believe Obama won the popular vote in the primary.

You are an Obot if you think Hillary broke the rules in Florida and Michigan and no one else campaigned there.

http://sonicninjakitty.wordpress.com Sonic Ninja Kitty

I’m embarrassed to ask–what’s a Cheetoh? (besides a delicious, cruchy cheese puff, yeah, I know that one)

Seattle Moss

The reference is to those obots that live in their parents basements blogging and spilling cheetohs all over their fat guts.

/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

Or if you visit the Cheetoh site regularly –i.e. Daily Kos, the Orange site.

Idiocracy08

Like Odinga – head of the Orange Democrat Movement.

Oisafraud

You are an Obot if you believe Obot has a policy position on any issue, from the economy, war on terror and Mideast war.
rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you can’t get enough pictures of Obama’s man boobs.

oowawa

You are an Obot if you don’t think O’s manboobs are a laughing matter, and if you think it is in bad taste for someone to mention that he needs a “bro.”

snosandy

I always heard smoking a lot of pot makes you grow manboobs.
Idiocracy08

It’s a manzierre!

I always heard smoking a lot of pot makes you grow manboobs.

I’m gonna get me some if it grows womanboobs!

Winston

The president elect in training needs a training bra.

Seattle Moss

I think that’s why they call him a feminist

JulieD

And effiminate.

Oisafraud

This is such a comic relief….;). THX.
Winston

You are an Obot if you think McCain was a lousy pilot for getting shot down in Nam.

Seattle Moss

You are an obot if you think McCain should have not have been broken after being tortured.

You an obot if you think McCain actually stayed at the Marriott with a bunch of women of the night

snosandy

You’re an Obot if you believe the Hanoi Hilton is an actual hotel.
http://baddemocrat08.wordpress.com obamastolemyboyfriend

You’re an Obot if you believe McCain’s adopted daughter, Brigette, is the result of an affair with a black woman.

Idiocracy08

and a bushbot too if you believe that.

Andrew P

You’re an Obot if you think John McCain was using a racial slur when he said he wouldn’t denigrate 0bama.

Ferd Berfle

LMAO

rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you think it’s okay for an illegal alien to be POTUS.

Winston

Good One.

oowawa

You are an Obot if you can make the secret O hand-signal without cracking up.

http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

oh.my.god.

too friggin hilarious!

rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you think people don’t like him because he is black even though he’s really mullatto and arab but you don’t acknowledge it.

riverplate

Claiming Obama is Arab is the very essence of botness.

Ms.Apprehension

You are an Obot if you think President-Elect Pampers is a natural born citizen of the United States.
oowawa

You are an Obot if you think that fireworks should have been set off above the Greek Pillars when The One made his grand entrance.

Woodhull

You’re a bot if you think barry soetoro should hold his inauguration in a sports statium — or on a mountain top.

Woodhull

that should read “stadium”
Anon

Mount Barack in the Carribean to be specific.

Winston

You are an Obot if you don’t think Barry rides Michelle dirty.
rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you don’t know that Hillary and Obama come from the same ‘boomer’ generation and not your X-Y-or Z generation.
sowsear

You’ve been to Camp Obama
HARP

If you think BHO stands for “black handsome one”

oowawa

Priceless, HARP!

rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you it’s okay with you that Obama is a crook and a pathological liar or if you don’t know Obama is a crook and a pathological liar.
sowsear

If you don’t know who Barry Soetoro is?
oowawa

If you can read through all of these comments without even feeling the twinge of a smile inside, you’re an Obot.

If you get angrier and angrier as you read, you’re a Super-Obot.

Thinker

lol @ the Super-Obots getting angry when they read this.

good one oowawa!

Winston

You are an Obot if you believe that during the debate Obama actually remembered the name of the soldier on his bracelet without the sneak peek.
rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you you expect very little from Obama and your hope is fading because the change you are getting is not the change you were HOPING for!

snosandy

You’re an Obot if you believe Obama ever intended to fulfill any of his campaign promises.

sowsear

If you think Obama was raised in the ghetto on food stamps.
TR

Your face gets a glow when you think of the One – you go into religious ecstasy when Obama appears on tv.

oowawa

And a thrill goes up your leg and you begin to lactate just thinking about his eloquence . . .

MBC

You might be an OBOT if you write an article saying Sarah Palin won’t be able to handle her job because she is the mother of a Downs Syndrome child.

You might be an OBOT if you use your power and position to conduct a records search and investigation on a plumber who asks a question and gets an honest response.

You might be an OBOT if you don’t think a person should have serious concerns about their safety if while landing in war torn Bosnia, the Secret Service hand them a flak jacket, send them up to the bullet proof cockpit and alert them of the possibility of snipers in the hills surrounding the airfield.

TR

The Obots sure got a lot of mileage from that Bosnia non-story. Of course, Obama and his campaign had long been pushing the narrative that Clinton was “dishonest” – this was but one example of their “new politics.”

MBC

You might be an OBOT if you wear hideous T-shirts calling a woman the “C” word.

You might be an OBOT if you suggest that a man who suffered torture in a prisoner of war camp for five years and has lost the ability to put his arms up is “stupid” because he can’t send an e-mail. You might be an OBOT if you accepted payment to run such a stupid campaign ad.

You might be an OBOT if you think sending a text message is comparable to landing a fighter jet on an aircraft carrier in the dark.
rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you run around saying “give the brother a chance” but can’t tell us why we SHOULD do that.
sowsear

You’re an obot if you think all of Obama’s African relatives are invited to stay at the White House for Inauguration Week…

snosandy

You’re an Obot if you think Obama didn’t know Aunt Zuni was in the US illegally.

MBC

You might be an OBOT if you think it is acceptable that the person who will be POTUS has managed to NOT produce one single original piece of documentation, no birth certificate, no passport, no medical records, no records from Occidental, Columbia, Harvard, no records from the State Senate, no records from his 143 days in the Senate. Nothing. Who is this guy?
tango

You are an Obot if you hear the name Jon Favreau and think oh isn’t it nice the PE got that funny actor director fellow to join his team.

You are an Obot if you really think Barack is the one who wears the pants in his family.

You are an Obot if you think wearing a “Sarah Palin is a C*nt” tee-shirt is acceptable but one saying “Barack Hussein Obama” is racist.
Winston

You are an Obot if you could remember HOPE or CHANGE but not both.
sowsear

You believe hangin Palin in effigy is just decorative at Christmas, but hanging Obama is racist and the two who did it need to be ARRESTED AND KICKED OUT OF COLLEGE.
rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you think Obama is experienced to be President even though he doesn’t have Executive experience or skills and You are an Obot if you think that Governor Palin isn’t experienced enough to be Vice President even though she HAS Executive experience and skills.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You are an obot if you can make an effective point without relying on boldface type.

Seattle Moss

Hey UBM…So far so good!
I like the appointments and the sense of urgency shown by Obama.
Obama said something which surprises me and gives me comfort

America will protect its vital interests
Now that’s president speak!

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

So far so good indeed, mate.

Seattle Moss

I just give credit where it is do!

imustprotest

Oh pleeeze Seattle, protect its vital interests? When did he read that statement and in what context? Geez, I can’t believe you’re fawning all over UBM. Gag me UBM the most racist troll on this blog ever.

Seattle Moss

Obama never said anything about America’s vital interests until the other day. This was my main concern with Obama going forward and one of the reasons I was for Hillary.
Now Obama is getting with the program. No early withdraw from Iraq especially if it effects our position in the region. Giving Hillary the top diplomat position with the ability to expand the department is a great development
I’m just glad that he has thrown the left wing hate America crowd under the bus.
As for UBM…I remember all the racebaiting crap he said, but he did come back and apologize for some of the stuff he said.
I leave the heavy hitting to NW Rain on this one.

rolling_thunder

Someone hijacked Seattle Moss’s name on the the threads today. Either that or he has lost his mind.

Seattle Moss

I just wish LJ didn’t ban oiaf today
Now who’s going to love me.

Idiocracy08

If you can’t be with the one you love…love the one you’re with!

beebop

What happened to closing Gitmo? Crickets ….

elise

You may be a bot if you think Obama is so cool, you claim to be a black man, but are not.

Diana L. C.

What about you are an Obot if you don’t know about O’s only executive experience with the CIC after being hired by Ayers and which was such a failure that he won’t talk about it or admit to it?
Diana L. C.

What about this: you are an Obot if you don’t know about O’s only executive experience with the CAC after being hired by Ayers and which was such a failure that he won’t talk about it or admit to it?

Winston

You are an Obot if you licked the back of your bumper sticker like it was a stamp.
sowsear

You believe the Obama family red and black election night outfits had no significance other than their making a fashion statement
rw

If you lick you finger to get at the Cheetos dust on your keyboard.

oowawa

Or collect it, scrape it into a line on a mirror, and snort it.

rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you think MEchelle and Barry Obama are good looking.
sowsear

If you believe in the one-finger salute but not the American flag salute
oowawa

You are an Obot if you agreed to be bussed into a caucus to intimidate the locals.
MBC

You might be an OBOT if you don’t think the Big Brother video featuring Hillary wasn’t the beginning of your programming.
oowawa

If you voted more than once for Barack Obama, you are an Obot.

If you allowed your pets to vote for Obama, you are also an Obot.

And if you helped the dead to vote for Obama, you are a very ghoulish Obot.
sowsear

If you believe the words to the Star Spangled Banner are too warlike and that we need a new national anthem

oowawa

And that it should be a rap song.

Barry bums a ciggie

done by ludacris or Jay Z
Brian H

… or “I’d Like to Teach The World …”

rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you think it is your call to approve of Caroline Schlossberg to take Hillary’s Senate seat only because she earned it by lending Obama her family’s name.

clintondemocrat

yeah and that’s apparently all she lent Obama. According to NBC last month, Caroline Kennedy has only contributed 1000 dollars in the last 10 years and it was to a local candidate. Im appalled. Mr. (I take money from small donors) got not one red cent from princess Caroline.

tango

You’re an Obot if you tell your kids that working hard, getting an education and doing the best you can do with what you’ve got is the defination of success unless you’re Sarah Palin who only got to be where she is now because she’s good looking.
http://liberalrapture.com/ John (from Liberal Rapture)

You know you are an Obot is you are waiting by the door waiting for yourself to arrive.

oowawa

Love it!

rw

If you think Obama picked his own VP and his cabinet.

sowsear

If you’re ready to laugh outloud when Obama fires Hillary, after he gets Princess Caroline installed in her Senate seat.

tango

You are an Obot when someone mentions Acorn and Obama in the same sentence and you think “I didn’t know the President Elect likes nuts”.
rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you are scared to death that Sarah Palin will run for POTUS in 2012 and beat the pants off of Obama.

Winston

Definitely.

rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you don’t know what Obama is going to do for you but you HOPE it’s a good CHANGE.
rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you the only stuff you know about Governor Palin are all based in gossip and lies and you bought into it.

rolling_thunder

This one is for Gloria Steinam

oowawa

If you are angry because you have to sit through Bruce Springsteen before Barack comes on, you are a very pathetic little Obot.
rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you think that the Democrat control of Congress for the past 2 years has nothing to do with our current failed economy.

You are an Obot if you think that Obama’s audience are not paid to be there or are not there to just hear the music and get freebies.
sheprez

You are one crazy obot if you believe Hussein is his christian name.
kat in your hat

roflmfao!!!!

kat in your hat

Love the post Steve…omg. lol..@ the comments too…lolol…

sowsear

You may be an obot if you think MEchelle and Barack have a right to be angry because they didn’t have trust funds.
rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you don’t know that being elite is the same as being a snob and it as nothing to do with an education or what’s in your wallet.
BevAnn

You are an Orroid it you like the way Witchelle dresses.

You are an Obot if you believe having dual citizenship is not a problem, but in fact, preferrable
BevAnn

You believe Obama will be better than Bush

Ferd Berfle

Or you don’t believe That One is another Bush.

BevAnn

you are an Obot if you believe Obama’s ears will fit on Mt. Rushmore

oowawa

Well, BevAnn, the other guys are just going to have to shift aside and give him a little room. The big question is if his ego is going to fit on Mt. Rushmore, or if it will require a larger venue.

Interested party

There is no venue on planet earth large enough to contain the one’s ego. Maybe they should try resurfacing the moon so we can appreciate his oneness at night.

BevAnn

crap! don’t give them any ideas!

http://baddemocrat08.wordpress.com obamastolemyboyfriend

No, Obama won’t do Rushmore. He’ll have his own mount Obama. He doesn’t allow others to share the stage with him.

It’s all about him!

rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you think there really is an “Office of the President Elect” like it says on that piece of cardboard on Obama’s podium.

oowawa

You are an Obot if you feel the Official Seal of the Office of the President Elect is way too small, or if you feel the distinct urge to salute it or pledge allegiance “to the Seal of the Office of the President-Elect of the United States of America . . . “
BevAnn

good one!
clintondemocrat

LOL

rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you think that Obama coins and collectables will be worth something in the future like when people thought beanie babies would be worth something but NOT.
sowsear

You’re an obot if you have been busy organizing a community planning party in your neighborhood.

oowawa

And you just can’t get the smile off of your face!

rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you are growing tired of Obama already and are wondering what’s the next fad you can find or what club you can belong to next.
http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

Okay, I’ll play…

You might be an obot if you’re looking forward to partying with several million happy Americans in D.C. the week after next!

elise

You may be a bot if you think keeping the bars open all night in DC won’t lead to some drunken brawls.

http://baddemocrat08.wordpress.com obamastolemyboyfriend

It’a all Kumbaya

beebop

You might be an obot if you think that 4 million people are ACTUALLY going to go to DC to watch the coronation.
Ferd Berfle

several million

You must be an obot if you think several million can possibly attend the coronation in DC. How high shall we stack the obots?

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

You might be an obot if you believe that all those folks will be happy.
rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you think all the hotel rooms are full in DC for the inauguration and that there are no more tickets left.
BevAnn

Your definition of community service is blogging for Obama

You have replaced gin & juice with gin & koolaid

You think group-drinking koolaid with Obama is an ‘awesome’ idea

You dont think Oprah is fat

You think the term socialist means community organizer

You believe the end justified the means, so long as Obama won

You believe that those same tactics wont be turned on you in the future

You believe that Obama potentially not being a citizen is just a technicality

You ‘cut’ you mom for using your Obama plate as dinnerware
http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You are an obot if you’re willing to bet cash money that President Obama won’t be receiving blowjobs from a White House intern.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

Eww, who would want to?

You might be an obot if you even think about Obama in sexual terms.

GROSS!!!

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

Methinks thou doth protest too much.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

There you go again. Trying to cover your true intent.

See below*

snosandy

I heard he likes limos.

BevAnn

lol!

elise

You may be an Obot if you think Mechelle will ever give him a bj in the Oval Office.
Andrew P

OR Jon Favreau?
Donna Brazile

Geesh Faux Man:

Interns are out and Choir boys are in!
beebop

cash and money are kind of unnecessary in the same sentence …

based on history, it will be a male senate page on his knees for the One ….. he seems to have a down low thing, no?

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

cash and money are kind of unnecessary in the same sentence …

Unless one is purposefully evoking the black urban vernacular as a matter of style.

What, you never listened to the O’Jays? Cash mon-ay.. dollar bills, y’all…

You should know by know that every word I use is carefully chosen… and always the right one.

beebop

You are definitely an obot if you think that discrediting the last two term true Democratic president is okay … and that asking him to divulve more information than say, your Secretary of Commerce elect, is just fine!

Winston

You are an Obot if you downloaded the new Obama “Yes We Can” ring tone.
http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You are an obot if you didn’t give credence to Larry Sinclair on your blog.

http://ezinearticles.com/?Three-Basic-Parenting-Styles&id=744499 Northwest rain

Obots just can’t do it.

This sexist pig Obot has been exposed.

First obot to respond.

rolling_thunder

You are an Obot if you think your little sister or her girlfriends can become president.
You are an Obot if you think this is a historical election because of Obama, even though he’s another dude elected to the same ol same ol.
mylifeontheglist

You might very well be an Obot when you can’t understand why we’re loving this thread and can’t believe that this thread will never end.
http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You are an obot if Sarah Palin’s winking at the TV camera didn’t give you an erection.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

You’re an obot for even going there.

So UBMBot, would the antithesis be that Obama gives you a woody?

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

No… but a butt shot of Michelle might get my motor running.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

Whatever floats your sad little leaky boat, bot.
Andrew P

They don’t make lenses with that wide of an angle.

beebop

hahahahahahahahahahaha good one there Andrew!

Donna Brazile

Faux Man:

I guess that song “I like big butts” really does it for you!

Stop the slobbering lovefest!
Steve_in_KC

Comment by Undercover Black Man | 2009-01-11 01:29:35 | Edit This

No… but a butt shot of Michelle might get my motor running.

I believe I covered that in my original post:

“You get a lump in your pants when you see Michelle Obama.”

I never expected anyone to own up to it though!

BevAnn

You don’t see the similarities between Hitler and Obama

You think the kids singing for Obama were cute and not creepy
http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You might be an obot if you appreciate fine oratory.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

You ARE an obot if you don’t know the difference between perfected eloquence and teleprompter reading.
mylifeontheglist

when you believe that oratory skills bring hope and change the way you do.

/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

You’re an Obot if you don’t think Obama keeps recycling the same boring speech over and over again.

http://ezinearticles.com/?Three-Basic-Parenting-Styles&id=744499 Northwest rain

You are an Obot if you think BS is fine oratory.
http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

you might be an obot if you think *uh, uh, uh, uuuuuh, hmmmm, listen, uh, uh, like i said, uh, uh” is fine oratory.

sheprez

You are an obot if you are a member of the Oprah book club.
mylifeontheglist

If you think spending close to 1 billions on an election is not akin to buying it.

If you believe Obama won fair and square.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

If you realize Hillary Clinton wishes she could’ve raised as much money as Obama… and spent it as wisely.

mylifeontheglist

If you believe that Obama raised his money legally and doesn’t need to be audited.
http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

You are a bot if you think all Obama’s cash was raised legally.

Hillary isn’t wishing for a thing, bot. She’s got a copy of the dossier on Obama.

imustprotest

Your an Obot if you don’t believe he got that money from illegal donors all over the world.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You’re an obot if you know who Norman Hsu is.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

You’re an obot if you think Obama real estate deal with Rezko was legitimate.

You’re a double Obot if you conveniently forget that un-named person/incident in the Blagojevich complaint fits the description and circumstances of Michelle Obama’s hospital pay raise AFTER Obama ensured mass amounts of money for winning contracts.

Short version: You’re an obot if you don’t believe that Obama and Michelle aren’t involved in Pay for Play schemes as far back as 2002.

snosandy

You’re an Obot if you believe the Obama’s buying their mansion with Rezko was just a boneheaded mistake.

elise

You may be a bot if you don’t know what FISA is don’t care enough to look it up.

HARP

Undercover Black Man

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

LOL!!! Priceless, HARP!
http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

Fortunately, HARP, my three best friends are Dennis Rodman, Gary Busey and Crispin Glover.

HARP

Holy shit…..who would have thought…..four out of four.

BevAnn

LOLOLOLOLOL!

http://ezinearticles.com/?Three-Basic-Parenting-Styles&id=744499 Northwest rain

HARP you owe me a new keyboard! (Just kidding. It was worth it.)

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

Do they know that you think they are friends with you?

wodiej

LOL…good one

I heard they were shipping all of the mentally ill out of the country….run crazy little Obots run!

beebop

They aren’t allowed any where near MEchelle’s hospital in Chicago ….

mylifeontheglist

If you believe that Obama would have been where he is now if he wasn’t half black or was a woman of any color.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

If you don’t think Geraldine Ferraro accomplished anything worth respecting.

mylifeontheglist

If you think she didn’t think/know, unlike your Zero Hero, that she was an affirmative action VP candidate.

snosandy

If you didn’t puke when Obama compared Geraldine Ferraro to Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

BevAnn

You might be an obot if you think the Constitution is outdated and should be amended to allow non-natural born citizens to be President

You believe Obama never heard racist rantings at TUCC

You believe Obama really was on vacation in Hawaii

When Ologic and Oreason fails, you’ve been programmed to scream racist

You don’t think Obama has anything to do with Chicago politics

Everytime Obama gaff’s you say “what he really meant was”

You wake upstaring at Obama’s photo and have no clue how long you have been

beebop

If you think he cares about women or gay and lesbian couples ….

mylifeontheglist

If you believe that a man who has never done anything in his life is not a mediocre man.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

If you realize what Barack Obama has in common with Antonin Scalia, John Roberts, Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Stephen Breyer.

HARP

They all wear black robes and talk in a nonsensical language.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

Harvard Law Review editor. Woo-woo.

Quiz: Which person or persons actually got the position through high achievement and personal integrity? Which person or persons was given a position on The Harvard Law Review as a means to fulfill an Affirmative Action quota and therefore, the outstanding achievement requirement was waived?

Without public records of one person’s transcripts, thesis, and professional reviews, how do you know that, say in this case Obama, is actually professionally and intellectually on par with the previously mentioned justices of the Supreme Court of the United States of America?

Fact: You don’t.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

Yeah, Buzz… but unlike you, I don’t assume Obama is not on par intellectually with the others because he black.

andrew191

UBM, I think the assumption that obama is not on par with the others is not because he is black, but because of the black hole that has apparently sucked up all evidence of his alledged achievements. You sadly reveal YOUR racism when you accuse others of racist motives when they correctly point out the absense of foundational support for Obama’s touted brilliance. You’re better than that and smart enough to argue a point without pulling the race card.

/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

You’re an Obot if you think any criticism of Obama is racist.

andrew191

I think that’s the best one yet trixta, that statement trumps all others!

wodiej

amen to that…well said

Ferd Berfle

Yeah, Buzz… but unlike you, I don’t assume Obama is not on par intellectually with the others because he black.

No one here does, you racist snip. That race card you keep pulling is just diversion from the fact that your idol is a unqualified, unfit pretender, much like you.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You’re an obot if you realize that denigrating Obama’s tenure on the Harvard Law Review as “an Affirmative Action quota” is playing the race card… from the bottom of the deck.

JulieD

Comment by trixta | 2009-01-11 05:05:33

You’re an Obot if you think any criticism of Obama is racist.
Ferd Berfle

I never said a thing about affirmative action, Mr. Undercover, One-trick pony. I did, however, say he is unqualified and unfit for POTUS. His resume is thinner than the single page it could be put on, and lacks any real substance.

You might be an obot, if like UBM, you constantly change the subject, resort to untruths and gainsay as a substitute for cogent argument, and pull the race card every time your False Messiah has his credentials questioned.

Shut up, UBM, you are a tidal bore.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

Read the full thread, brain trust. Buzz Latte mentioned “an Affirmative Action quota,” which is why I came back on her.

The sun doesn’t rise and set on your pasty behind.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

Oh, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg would not fit under the definition of helping minorities through Affirmative Action?

UBM, get a clue.
http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

Oh, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg would not fit under the definition of helping minorities through Affirmative Action?

And Sarah Palin as running mate, too. Yet I don’t seem to recall you referring to Palin as an “Affirmative Action” candidate, Buzz.

Funny how that works.
http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

apples and oranges.

Don’t twist the argument. The question remains:

Did Obama earn his Harvard Law Review position through his academic acumen?

Please provide verified proof that Mr. Obama did indeed meet at or above the academic requirements.

You can’t.

Why?
Ferd Berfle

So why respond to me, dumbass? What you call your brain would fit on the head of a pin, leaving plenty of room for dancing angels, brain trust, indeed.

And the sun doesn’t rise or set anywhere near you, drip, living along the river styx, as you do.
http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

I responded to you, bedbug, because you wrote “No one here does”… after Buzz Latte just did!
Ferd Berfle

The sun doesn’t rise and set on your pasty behind.

Pasty, huh? You know nothing about me, undercover bm

More racism from the skid-row crowd.
http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You know nothing about me, undercover bm

I know you rise to bait like an underfed flounder. And that will always be a source of great amusement to me.
Ferd Berfle

I know you rise to bait like an underfed flounder. And that will always be a source of great amusement to me.

Well, buckwheat–right back at you.
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

You’re an Obot if you think a comment like “pasty behind” is NOT racist.

beebop

You’re probably an obot if you don’t know that he is the only editor of the Harvard Law Review never to publish an article written by the editor …..

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

Tee Hee! You got caught in your own crap, UBM. YOU are the one who assumed the quiz question pointed to racism. The question merely asks to clear up the component missing. Was Obama selected to be on the Harvard Law Review because of an Affirmative Action Quota ( very popular and necessary to do in the 1980′s) or because he was a stellar student whose personal merits afforded him the job?

Since there’s been no access to his records, we’ll never know for sure.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

Since there’s been no access to his records, we’ll never know for sure.

And yet you leapt to the racist assumption. Interesting.

stodgie

ubm, in all honesty nearly all of your assumptions are based on race.

Ferd Berfle

You are spot on, stodgie.
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

You’re a super Obot if you can’t raise any questions about the ONE and his record.

/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

[that is, if a person can't raise any question about the ONE.]

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

I believe it was you that leapt to racism, asshat. I merely pointed out there was the possibility of Affirmative Action coming into play.

You cannot separate Obama from Affirmative Action. The underlying reason for Obama’s success is not being transparently revealed to the public, therefore the possibility exists that Affirmative Action was used as a deciding factor in Obama’s “success”.

Get over it.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

I “got over it” on Election Day. You, meanwhile, remain at full froth.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

I detect a certain giving up on your part, UBM.

I invite you to remember to apologize to us at NQ when Obama greatly disappoints his unwashed, huddled masses of intellectual lightweightedness.

Is that you in the front row? Wave to us!!!

You might be an obot if you think that Obama will no longer be under the glaring lights of public opinion because he “won”.

Brian H

U are DEFINITELY an Obot if you don’t realize Ompster got the Law Society post on the strength of his ghost-written (Ayers) Dreams From My Father (the psycho ultra-Marxist philandering ego-monster).

BevAnn

Dude, you are cracking me up!
snap! snap!

elise

If you believe Obama is a constitutional scholar and has a membership to practice before the Bar.

If you believe Mechelle didn’t lose her licence to practice before the Bar.

If you believe they weren’t introduced by Bernadine Dohrn.

If you believe Dohrn never served any time for setting bombs.

Andrew P

I don’t think you need a license to practice what Mechelle does best in the kind of bar where she belongs.

mylifeontheglist

If you believe that writing 2 memoirs about oneself is the ultimate indication of one’s achievements and intelligence and enough basis for running for POTUS.

If you believe that just because Abe Lincoln wasn’t experienced yet became an icon Obama is the next Abe Lincol, simply on the basis of INEXPERIENCE.

Woodhull

“If you believe that just because Abe Lincoln wasn’t experienced yet became an icon Obama is the next Abe Lincol, simply on the basis of INEXPERIENCE”.

Excellent!
beebop

If you believe that those “memoirs” aren’t better in the “fiction” section of your local book store and that based on his horrible poety, he had significant help writing his fiction.

lester

On Inauguration day When Bruce Springstein come’s on
before your Messiah, and you shout out “there’s a
white man stealing his show”, you may want to check yourself into the nearest hospital for your Obotomy
http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

You are an Obot if you believe that Barry Soetoro aka Barack Obama has any real friends in Washington DC.

So far, he’s had to borrow from the Clintons.

Thinker

lol @ the Obots who said that the Clintons are irrelevant.

mylifeontheglist

You are an Obot when you get absolutely mad when we criticize him but can’t defend him with proof of his character, integrity, and achievements.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You are an obot when you don’t get your talking points from Sean Hannity.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

You are an obot when you think the Huffington Post and Andrew Sullivan are credible sources.
mylifeontheglist

If you believe only Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews can provide most balanced coverage on the Precious.

mylifeontheglist

If you believe that Obama is so unequally smart and gifted simply because the liberal pundits and talkshow hosts say so.

If you think Obama is smarter and a better candidate than Hillary even after she beat the shit out of him on each and every debate.
http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

You are a bot when not only you cannot defend the man with facts but that you also believe that character, integrity, and achievements are unnecessary to be an effective and well-liked world leader.

It’s gonna be a sad four years of jeers and taunts for America.

Brian H

If only jeers and taunts were all there was to worry about! An army of ravenous rats and sappers is about to be unleashed on the Republic’s foundations.

mylifeontheglist

If you believe that mob members have to like each other to be made of the same fabric (Blago doesn’t get along with Obama, hence Obama is not like Blago).
mylifeontheglist

If you are naive and asinine enough to believe that someone who’s been living and working in a fish market for over 20 years won’t smell like fish.

wodiej

oh crap….haha

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You might be an obot if even you were embarrassed by Chris Matthews’ “tingle-up-my-leg” remark.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

Again with the connotations, UBM.

Sheesh we get it. You sleep with an Obama blow-up doll…

BevAnn

Lordy! You guys are relentless!
haw haw!

elise

You may be an obot if you have barely enough sense to know Chris Matthews getting tingles up is leg is embarrassing, but not enough to know Keith Olbermann is psychotic.

http://ezinearticles.com/?Three-Basic-Parenting-Styles&id=744499 Northwest rain

Obots are masochists

Masochists are Obots — case in point — visiting Obots.

Winston

You are an Obot if you believe that Barack has already done a fine job as president since the election and are unaware that there is this small formality called the inauguration.
mylifeontheglist

If you think that it’s wrong for the super delegates not to vote for winner of popular votes but changed your tune as soon as Hillary won popular votes.

If you think ir’s perfectly acceptable to take away votes from a candidate and giving it to another as long as the Precious is on the receiving end.
http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

Who wouldn’t love a peek through Fitzgerald’s deposition notes?

You are a huge hopeless Obot if you believe that Obama’s name is never mentioned in those hundreds of files and recordings from Blagojevich and Rezko.
andrew191

You’re an Obot when you believe it is better to consume steaming piles of bullshit than it is to be seen stepping in it.
Winston

You are an Obot if you believe that the electoral college is where you go to major in politics.

HARP

Chuckle
Katmoon

ROFL

Winston

You are an Obot if you think that higher Cafe Standards is the governmental program for better drinks at Starbucks.
http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

You are an obot when you answer questions on Jay Leno’s show the same as those clueless wonders who cannot identify a picture of Joe Biden but voted for Obama just the same.
Winston

You are an Obot if you believe that the right to bare arms means you can wear short sleeves if you want to.

mylifeontheglist

LOL.

the same way that when they believe that being natural born means being born nekkid. LOL…

HARP

You are an Obot if you stopped believing in Santa Claus when your mother took you to see him in a department store, and he asked for Obama`s autograph.
mylifeontheglist

f you don’t get saddened when a more qualified and better first female candidate who won popular votes and the most votes in history of dems primary was denied a chance to be considered a nominee in a sham convention.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

If you’re grateful to Hillary Clinton for running such a chaotic, strategically inept campaign.

mylifeontheglist

if you believe what MSM tell gullible people like yourself.

TR

Yep, he heard it on the teevee repeatedly, so it must true.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

If you believe that Obama didn’t run a crooked and fraudulent campaign, yup, you’re an Obot.
Woodhull

You’re a bot if you believe the reason Senator Clinton lost was because she “(ran) such a chaotic, strageically inept campaign”. You’re a bot if you lifted the words “chaotic, strategically inept campaign” from the Camp barry memo (meme) that went out as an “action alert” back in May.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You’re an obot if you know how to Google.

TR

If you approve of Obama’s smear campaign style of character assassination – all done under the guise of “transcendence,” of course.

In other words, if you enjoy a good ol’ bamboozling!

Barry bums a ciggie

You are an Obot if you think using the word “sweetie” to address a female journalist is a compliment and endearing.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You’re an obot if you realize that life-size cardboard cutouts aren’t human beings, and therefore can’t be sexually abused.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

You’re an obot if you can only get your jollies WITH a cardboard cut-out. Or did that just hit a little to close to home there, UBM?

Ferd Berfle

UBM IS a cardboard cut-out.

/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

Actually, Ferd, I think UBM is a molester of cardboard cut-outs.

TR

You’re an Obot if you see the power of symbolism – except where it relates negatively to the One. Then it is always rejected out of hand.
beebop

You may be an obot and a pedaphile if you don’t know shit about porn …

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You may be an obot if you are able to spell three-syllable words.

stodgie

three syllable words without the -! smile

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

Adjectival hyphenation. Look into it.

stodgie

misuse of language! you should know better!
beebop

Did you learn this from Rodman? hahahaha

beebop

At least I know it when I see it asshat.
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

You’re an Obot if your favorite three-syllable word is O-ba-ma.

Ferd Berfle

You’re an obot if your indignation is as selective as your memory and your morality.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You’re an obot if you reinvested your $7-an-hour blog-trolling salary back into Obama for America.

HARP

Or if you are still waiting for your salary.

oowawa

And you don’t mind waiting, because you KNOW that it will eventually arrive, as promised!

andrew191

Well damn, although I viscerally despise Obama and the ass he rode in on, at NQ I’m considered to be an Obot because I’m too stupid to understand, and I dare to question how HRC parlayed an initial $1,000 investment in cattle futures into a $60,000 return in less than a year.

Winston

Is that the best you got? Stuff from the previous millenium. We are talking about a fraudulent election, with illegal and untracked contributions from foreign countries and the DNC primary fiasco. And your are talkin about cows from the 90′s.

andrew191

Is there a political statute of limitations on corruption? Are you a charter member of “Moveon.org”? Where do YOU draw the temporal line on indiscretions? You make yourself a disgusting hypocrite when you correctly point out Obama’s vast atrocities then choose to ignore or apologize for the very similar, well documented and extensive mischief of your own chosen heroes. Be consistent or shut up!

/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

You’re an Obot if you’re obsessed with the Clintons and blame them for all of Obama’s shortcomings.

beebop

Or use them to excuse 0mama’s.

Ferd Berfle

Lying about a blow-job, in a case that never should have gone to trial, is not the stuff of which mountains or even mole-hills are made.

Besides, the WJC argument is fallacious in this context.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

Besides, the WJC argument is fallacious in this context.

I think you meant to say “fellatious.”

(You guys make it too easy…)

Ferd Berfle

Droll. Thousands of comedians out of work and you’re making your same, tired sexual puns. You’re a gutterball, for sure.

No undecover BM, I meant fallacious as in illogical, irrational, and failing Logic 101. You should try a course, sometime. It might make your jib-flapping a bit more readable.

beebop

Ferd … he hasnt unwrapped his word a day for 2009 yet ….

Ferd Berfle

LMAO. Here’s one for him-it’s called hydrophobia. It suits him because he’s always frothing at the mouth.

SWPAnnA

lol
SWPAnnA

lol! yer killin’ me

/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

Or if you think a politician lying about a bi-sexual blow job in the back seat of a limo is okay, but lying about a heterosexual blow-job in the WH is not.

SWPAnnA

Andrew: it’s just that we’re supposed to see O as a different kind of politician, the Change, Hope, etc. Pointing out another pol’s corruption doesn’t remove the questions O won’t answer.

elise

andrew, I have some friends who invested $500 in pork bellies and made $300,000. Commodities are a little riskier but pay more if they come through. I invested $1 in a quarter slot machine and won $2,000. Does that mean I need to be investigated (by anyone other than the IRS)?

beebop

I guess andrew believes that all of that money came from little donors here in the US of A who visited the website …. wouldn’t it be interesting to see how many visa and mc gift cards of $25 and up were donated and how many were bought overseas? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

ZING!

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

Not sure if you’re starting to turn or if you think that investing in Obama is/was a sound move.

If so, I know where you can get some of those lovely commemorative plates and real tender from Liberia coins.

…sucker born every minute… yeah
http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

Damn, I told the bank that Obama was gonna make my car payment, but they just didn’t believe me.

Guess I ain’t an Obot and neither is the bank.
NOBO

You are an Obot if you don’t believe that George Soros owns BO.
http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

What? That all those except Obama are attorneys in good standing? It seems one of those you mentioned no longer has a valid license to practice law.

What? That Obama just thinks he’s emperor for life while the rest are justices of the SCOTUS for life?

What, that they all took IQ tests from Tickle.com and scored above 100?

What? That they all have ugly, nasty mean spouses?

Do tell. But, take your time the suspense is killing us all…not.
http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

Oh we know it starts with an H…

Obots are easily impressed.
rolling_thunder

You are an Obot is you think Hillary ran a chaotic, strategically inept campaign and you refuse to admit that Obama ran an unprecedented cheating campaign full of chaos and and violence.

Winston

Good comeback. Her campaign was so inept that she essentially tied Obama. UBM is a dolt.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

Yah, Winston… essentially tied after leading by 22 points in the polls leading up to primary season.

Inevitable much?

elise

You may be an obot if you think Hillary’s 22 point lead before the primaries didn’t include 80% of AA voters before you played the race card.

TR

Very, very good point. Yes, something needed to be be done to wrest that AA vote from Hillary didn’t it – to destroy those good feelings toward the Clintons? This is where the race-card was added to the character assassination mix.
http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You may be an obot if you know what the “gender card” is, and how it was relentlessly played by Hillary during the primaries. (“… the biggest, hardest glass ceiling there is…”)

Idiocracy08

You are almost funny.

She said that about the glass ceiling after she dropped out.

You’re a bot if you claim the gender card was used, but not the race card in every speech.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

She said that about the glass ceiling after she dropped out.

Wrong, amnesia breath! She first mentioned it in October of 2007! To wit:

“Hillary Clinton said Monday women voters could shatter America’s ‘highest glass ceiling’ and make her its first female president, in her campaign’s most overt bid so far to highlight her gender.”

Try something new and get your facts straight, idiocracy.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

Um, I have a funny name and all those I’m different comments made by Obama were innocuous?

You ARE an Obot if you believe that Obama himself didn’t use the race card.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

Hey, where’d you go with that comment about Obama and Bader Ginsburg, Breyer et al, UBM?

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

They all served on the Harvard Law Review.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

See the comment up thread regarding this supposed gold star for Obama.

Rodman = arrest record, etc

Glover = known recluse

Bussey = known drug and alcohol abuser.

UBM = known hopeless name dropper.

Sad.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

Buzz, do you need the jokes explained to you when you watch “Saturday Night Live” as well?

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

You watch Saturday Night Live?

That was no joke. THAT was wishful thinking and you know it, UBM.

Just like wishing that all of America will be taken in by street hustler and con man Obama and his gag worthy wife.

You need to work on your delivery or fess up to being just a little jealous that you’re a sad rendition of the Unknown Comic.

PKJayne

lmao gag worthy wife

elise

You may be an obot if you think Obama has a sense of humor or can laugh at himself.
TeakwoodKite

Hey UBM, you must be able to crack a lot of OBOT jokes if you just take a minute to get into charecter…

Mr. X

You’re an Obot if you think that criticizing Obama should stop now that the elections are over.

You’re an Obot if you think getting elected is tougher than presiding over the country.

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

You’re an obot if you don’t spend half your waking life fantasizing about how President Obama will ruin the country.

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

You’re an obot if you fantasize how Obama is going to save the country.

Kumbiya…
clintondemocrat

you are an obot if you make the following statement in the newspaper:

“But an Obama event is different”, he said.

“The most important thing that they do is they get you in a group, get you to tell a story about why you’re there, to think about why you’re there and to vocalize it. That process is so important,” Pulsipher said.

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2009/jan/10/party-calls-off-obama-gathering/#comments
http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

The comments to the above link and story are even more priceless.

It would appear that many don’t give a rip about Obama or the democrats OR the Obama party.

Apparently, Mr. Pulsipher has never had to go through the feel good human resources indoctrinations for work to know that it’s all a bunch of contrived shyt.

Pulsipher = Obot idiot of the third degree
clintondemocrat

“I’m sorry, I must have missed something, what exactly did William Jefferson Blythe Clinton do for African Americans? REALLY! Please educate me and be specific, (those who may have read any of my postings will understand that I’m a stickler for accuracy). I especially wish to know what WJBC did for “African Americans” across the globe.”

You’re an Obot if you ask that question. But, Im going to answer it by suggesting that 1) the questioner look at the current work being done in Africa. 2)The questioner read the following book “Bill Clinton and Black America” by Dewayne Wickham

Winston

I believe that he is second behind Bush in Aid to Africa. Bush busted the bank on Africa. I am not a Bill Clinton fan but I admire him 1000x more than Obama.

clintondemocrat

Bill Clinton specifically worked with this (Bush) administration to provide aid to Africa. Do you honestly think that BUSH would have just given aid to Africa. The clinton center released a paper about the collaborative work on Africa that was done over the last 4 years.

So try again.

Idiocracy08

Poppy Bush pushed himself into the Clinton Foundation, and Jr had to do what daddy told him to do.

elise

Also, check out the May, 1093 edition of Ebony Mag.,Google average salary of AA after 1993 or gov records of small business loans to small minorities 1993-2000. Read Maya Angelou’s poem for the 1997 Inauguration of Pres. Clinton. Read a bio of Hillary’s work with Civil Rights Movement and subsequent work with juvenile’s needing legal aid during her time at Yale Law School. Ask yourself why 85% of AA Americans approved the job he did as president, why Toni Morrison called him, America’s First Black President.

Heartland Dem

(I actually heard a black woman say this at an airport newstand)

(I actually heard a black woman say this at an airport newstand)

(I actually heard a black woman say this at an airport newstand)

(I actually heard a black woman say this at an airport newstand)

WildChild

…and there was this echo
kat in your hat

you *also* heard her??
Destardi

This same poster thinks to him/herself “I voted for a black man”

I voted for a black man!

I voted for a black man!

I voted for a black man!

Only he isn’t, and it’s racist to go by the old “one drop of blood makes you black” rule that racist Americans went by.

DUH!
Ferd Berfle

You might be an obot if you get all your news from the many voices echoing in your head.

/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

You’re an Obot if you think the mole on the side of Obama’s nose is his Third All-Seeing Eye.

oowawa

Now that’s funny, Trixta. I imagine it waking up and whispering suggestions to him at night, when everybody else is asleep . . .

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

I imagine it waking up and whispering suggestions to him at night, when everybody else is asleep . . .

You’re thinking of Bill Clinton’s peen.

stodgie

ubm, leave clinton’s private parts off this blog. grow up and play with the others fairly. that is such a low rent blow. beyond disgust!

http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

Selective indignation is worthless indignation, my man.

beebop

Then show us something different, my man.
stodgie

i am not your man. and your lack of taste speaks to your writing and thinking, not mine.

by the way i don’t write about private parts or sexual matters constantly they way you do. boring!

Donna Brazile

I think Clinton dissed Faux Man and he doesn’t like it. That’s way the undercover man, can’t stop himself from talking about Clinton.

Faux Man hearts Clinton- isn’t that special.

Stop the lovefest!

Donna Brazile

oops why and not way

bemused

Selective indignation is the only reasonable kind. It means that principles exist and circumstances are judged against them and only some things found to be worthy of indignation. Non-selective indignation is the constant rumination of the paranoid and inadequate.

Ferd Berfle

That depends-if you are indignant about racism, which bots appear to be but are not indignant about sexism, which the bots also appear to be, then selective is then a euphemism for hypocritical. Context is everything.

oowawa

You’re thinking of Bill Clinton’s peen.

I don’t even know what a “peen” is. Oh, I get it, short for “penis.” Now why would I think of Bill Clinton’s “peen” being on Barack Obama’s face?

Brian H

Because you’re a prevert! LOL

/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

You’re an Obot if you don’t think a woman in the WH — whatever color– is history making.

You’re an Obot if you think a “black” man (Obama is more mulatto than black) in the White House shatters all boundaries and glass ceilings.

[Black or White, Obama will be the 44th man to occupy the WH.]

Ferd Berfle

You’re also an obot if you think that the only thing of import during the last election cycle was in the election of a black. You’re also a racist bot, to boot.
Brian H

By the “one drop rule”, he’s about #6. Jackson, Jefferson, Lincoln, Harding, Coolidge.

trixta

Thanks! Yeah, at night His mole takes the form of a dancing raisin. It could very well be His closest adviser. Who knew?

[see the following link:
tp://www.csupomona.edu/~hcmireles/Courses/Sci210/Activities2005/BWhitesel_files/raisins%2520da]
trixta

Thanks, oowawa. Actually, His mole takes the form of a dancing raisin at night. I hear it’s his closest adviser. Who knew?

[See link for a pic of a dancing raisin.]

http://ezinearticles.com/?Three-Basic-Parenting-Styles&id=744499 Northwest rain

Obots don’t like to hear the truth — that they are sexist pigs.
BevAnn

you are an obot if you are frustrated cause we aren’t getting over it like Axelrod assured you
would happen.

…if you think this will stop after Jan. 20th

…if you view this thread as Blasphemy

..if a red flag didn’t go up in you mind,(or you ignored it) that Witchelle & the girls didn’t visit
dying Granny, & NO one from O’s immediate family attended the funeral
AND-
didn’t go to his own mother’s funeral when she died.
AND-
if, even in hindsight, it doesn’t appear to you that Granny might have already died,or that perhaps
O hated her anyway, since he was in no rush to get to her bedside when she ‘fell gravely ill’

AND-named his book after the drunk-of-a-father, who abandoned him, & NOT his mother
(maybe because he hated her too since she abandoned him as well, and this may be why he loathes
the white-blood inside of him)

…if you fall silent in embarrassment when Obama’s mother’s Nudie photos are mentioned or are
asked for ONE thing Odummie has accomplished~EVER (he didn’t run his own campaign so, try
again)

http://ezinearticles.com/?Three-Basic-Parenting-Styles&id=744499 Northwest rain

Good list!!

You’re an Obot if you believe that Obama will never throw you under the bus.

http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

You might be an Obot if:

~you join this thread, and try to defend Obama, and Obots.

~your name is Donna Brazile.

~you think it is ok to criticize Bush, but are outraged when people criticize Obama.

/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

ZING!

Brian H

If you think Palin comes from Ohio.

From, specifically, Boise, Ohio.
(Actual Bot-quote from Jay-Walk last nite).

Ferd Berfle

LMAO. They aren’t very good at geography, now are they?

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

No better than Obama himself with the Great Lakes in Oregon gaff.

Thinker

You might be an obot if you don’t have a problem with the non-stop talk about expensive outfits, and grandiose balls – while many Americans are struggling to get jobs, put food on their tables and get decent medical care.

You might be that same Obot that saw nothing wrong with spending millions of dollars on greek columns, but will still defend Obama, saying that he uses money wisely.

You are also the same obot that doesn’t see the irony in the fact that Britney Spears’ set designer built those columns.

You might be an obot if you think that the close to a billion dollars that Obama raised for his election came from American workers in the middle of a recession.

RJ

Amen Thinker!

Palin 2012

Ferd Berfle

If you wear your Camp obamabot uniform, consisting of a beanie with a plastic chinstrap and rucksack full of cheetos, to bed at night.
Ferd Berfle

When that mouse in your pocket protests when you use the phrase “Yes we can”.

beebop

You are definitely an obot if you have to make sure the ladies understand that the “action” in your pocket is your cell phone …..

/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

You’re an Obot if you still have an Obama/Biden sign in your front yard or in your car window.

Ferd Berfle

If the cheetoh dust deposited around your lips actually brings color to your pasty, basement-dwelling face.
PKJayne

You may be an OBOT if you think Keith Olbermann will be the new WORM Czar.

Ferd Berfle

LMAO–you mean he isn’t?

PKJayne

Good Morning Ferd! hahahaha Worm czar.

Ferd Berfle

Morning, PK. He’d be a “good” one, for sure. KO’s proboscis is beginning to take on a brown shade that ain’t a tan.

/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

[KO's proboscis is his hard on for BO.]

Ferd Berfle

Yikes!

Brian H

If you still believe the Democratic Party still has any functioning principles after the last election.
jbjd

If you call people right-wing tinfoil hat wearing racists when they reference state and federal laws to explain their concerns as to whether BO is Constitutionally eligibile for POTUS, without first reading these laws then you are an Obot.
Donna Brazile

You may be an Obot if you go on old threads to post well after people have moved on.

Stop the lovefest!

Ferd Berfle

Those are the sniper or hit-and-run bots, which are just other names for obamabots.
oowawa

You may be an Obot if you go on old threads to post well after people have moved on.

Ha Ha!–Yep, it’s like going into a department store that has closed for the night to insult the mannequins, knowing they aren’t going to talk back and you’re going to get the last word.

beebop

Or, going to Hermes in Paris as they are closing and mistaking their lack of interest in opening the doors to you for “racism?” Oprah, anyone?

stodgie

beebop??? did that really happen? hmmm, shame on her if it did!

beebop

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1078087,00.html

Sadly, yes, it did in 2005 and Hermes felt that it was in a position where it had to apologize … seriously.

Ferd Berfle

Christ. Sometimes a closed door only means a place is closed.

sarcasm on–

But it isn’t her fault–her sense of entitlement just overpowered her.

–sarcasm off

beebop

Not when you’re working out all of those issues that every white person is resonponsible for, I guess ….

http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

Unfortunately, Oprah is another huckster that pretends she’s human and above it all.

Really, she’s just got a chip on her shoulder and thinks she deserves special treatment because she’s black. The Hermes incident was one that made the news. Oh, an the one where she makes fun of her white staff members that is/was on You-tube.

Say, maybe Oprah is that cardboard cut-out UBM so fondly adores…

You are an obot if you think Oprah is relevant in most people’s lives.

Ferd Berfle

You are an obot if you think Oprah is relevant in most people’s lives.

Amen

Sassy

You are a bot if you sent a man to do a woman’s job!
Sassy

You are a bot if you think you are on the bus to “Easy Street”!

Ferd Berfle

That’s right, the bus they’re actually on that short kind going to the rubber-room hotel.
Ferd Berfle

That’s right, the bus they’re actually on is that short kind going to the rubber-room hotel.

http://none donnal

” The notion”, uh, that there could be uh Obots, is not something that uh, uh I believe. To call my supporters , uh, who have had the wool pulled over their heads uh, Obots, would be unfair. Uh,it is not there fault…uh, they believe in change and hope, and uh this is what I am going to give them, but not right now. As you know uh, we only have one President at a time uh that can pull the wool over your head at a time.
oowawa

You might be an Obot if you feel a happy sense of belonging standing among thousands and thousands of other happy faces, all waiting for The One to appear.

You might be an Obot if your vision of life under Obama resembles an illustration in The Watchtower of the joyous survivors of Armageddon enjoying eternal life in the New World.

TR

Faces aglow with bamboozling joy!

Brian H

If hearing thousands sing/chanting, “OH-bah-MAH” over and over gives you thrills instead of chills.

oowawa

And doesn’t remind you of the Iranian mobs chanting outside the American Embassy during the hostage crisis.

Margaret

Er…why would it remind you of that more than just people chanting for any other politician who attracted devoted supporters?

Ferd Berfle

The Nazis chanted for their Fuhrer, too. So by your logic, that was an acceptable practice, as well.

It goes to the heart of the matter, Margaret–this is a Consitutional Republic and not a cult of personality. Chanting USA is one thing, chanting the name of a candidate is quite another. And no I never chanted the names of HRC or McCain.

Ferd Berfle

Oh, I though the sheep were chanting oh-baa-ma.

oowawa

While they wait patiently to be fleeced, gazing upwards with big adoring sheep eyes.

Brian H

If you think SNL is a news program. Your ONLY news program.
beebop

You are probably an obot if any comparison to Bush makes you foam at the mouth.
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo&eurl trixta

You’re an Obot if you focus on Obama’s hope dopey message rather than on his political flipflops, inept judgment, and pathetic lack of experience.
ritamary

You are an Obot if you think it is extremely important that Joe the Plumber’s first name is Samuel and Joe is his middle name.

You are an Obot if you changed your middle name to Hussein, or a super Obot if you changed your first name to Hussein.

You are an Obot if you don’t know or care that everyone in Chicago knew Tony Rezko was under federal investigation but Obama used him to help buy his new mansion anyway.

You are a super Obot if you still don’t know who Tony Rezko is.

You are an Obot if you believe Obama is “not involved” in the Governor Blago Senate seat schemes.

You are a super Obot if you tell strangers on the bus that you are “full of hope” and that is the most important thing.
http://N/A breeze

You’re an obot if you think this thread and the

first one are NOT hilarious!!!
trixta

You’re an Obot if you’re “touched, touched, touched” that Obama will be taking the oath of office with his hand on the Lincoln bible. (Alas, the MSM has reported this.)
Margaret

“To everyone else, it seems like MEchelle is not woman enough to take care of her own kids.”

Wow, what happened to opposing sexism? “Not woman enough” to take care of her kids? She has never been a stay-at-home mom. Is there something wrong with that? Maybe she will actually be too busy advocating for military families and with other causes that matter to her to spend every second taking care of her kids–although for the women who make the choice to stay at home (and for dads who make that choice, as mine did), that is their choice.

But to say that you are not a real woman if you need a support system–that is insulting and sexist. Hillary had help with Chelsea, although she was herself very actively involved in Chelsea’s life. Was she “not woman enough”?
Brian H

If you glaze over when Oshyster makes those mystic passes with his hands. (See http://tinyurl.com/ObamaHypnosis )
Brian H

If you enjoy looking up into That One’s nostrils.
SWPAnnA

You might be an Obot if you said, “Get Over It: Obama won the nomination FAIR AND SQUARE.”
mylifeontheglist

If you don’t see how much alike Obama and Nixon are.
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