Why I Love Barack Obama
By Larry Johnson on January 18, 2009 at 4:51 PM in Current Affairs
He’s the man. Some folks talk about wanting to help the economy. Not Barack. He’s doing something about it right out of the starting gate. Can you say PARTY HEARTY MARTY? According to the AP:
The price tag for President-elect Barack Obama’s inauguration gala is expected to break records, with some estimates reaching as high as $150 million. Despite the bleak economy, however, Democrats who called on President George W. Bush to be frugal four years ago are issuing no such demands now that an inaugural weekend of rock concerts and star-studded parties has begun.
Obama’s inaugural committee has raised more than $41 million to cover events ranging from a Philadelphia-to-Washington train ride to a megastar concert with Beyonce, U2 and Bruce Springsteen to 10 official inaugural balls. Add to that the massive costs of security and transportation — costs absorbed by U.S. taxpayers — and the historic inauguration will produce an equally historic bill.
A big bill? Screw that. The Washington DC caterers, limo drivers, and security companies are raking in the dough. CHA-CHING. And Barack ain’t asking Uncle Sugar to foot the bill. Hell, no!! He is asking averaging Americans, you know, folks like Oprah, Snoop Dog, Stevie Spielberg, and Bruce Springsteen to cough up some coin and cover the cost. Nothing says economic recovery like Hollywood glitterati spending some cash.
And you have got to love the Democratic chutzpah. Four years ago Reps. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., and Jim McDermott, D-Wash, called on George Bush to forego festivities. No dancing and drinking while soldiers are fighting. Hell no. Bush should have just had a subdued reception and limited folks to some pound cake and punch. Why party when the nation is at war?
Well, we are still at war and the economy is floundering like a goose with a sucking chest wound. But if we’re going down the tubes why not party? I am convinced that Obama is just providing a preview of the economic miracle he will work once in office. To hell with fiscal restraint. Spend baby spend. Offer the wealthy and the connected some special Washington insider access and they’ll help finance the recovery on their own. Maybe he could rent out the Lincoln bedroom? Lead the way with some creative fund raising. Boy, is he great or what?
So check out the poll on the right. What do you think will be Barack’s first miracle?
Seriously folks. The media “love fest” for Barack has jumped the shark. If the treacly media coverage continues at this pace we are likely to experience a surge in diabetes. This amount of sugar and sweet would push Lance Armstrong into a diabetic coma. We are going to inaugurate the most brilliant man ever except we know nothing about his academic record. But who cares. We have a miracle worker now.


















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