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HAVE YOURSELF A TACKY LITTLE CHRISTMAS

By Larry Johnson on December 25, 2007 at 2:13 PM in Advertising

This is not part of the war on Christmas. A good CIA friend with a twisted sense of humor gave me this little bauble. Can you top this for tacky?

Tenet’s Tacky Christmas

  • J

    don’t you pity the Christmas tree’s bows that are adorned with such an ‘ornament’? lol lol. ‘tacky’ would be a ‘mild term’ for it.

  • Taters

    I wish I could have seen your face when you received it. Merry Christmas Larry. Thanks for sharing this – it’s a good one and it is indeed hard to top. Funny.

  • chris

    ewww, when did people start hanging turds from trees?

  • http://www.apj.us Gene Gaudette

    That face should scare the kiddies away from the ol’ Christmas tree!

  • Michael Lafferty

    The obverse enshrines an image of the former DCI, so one can only hope—that in a similarly tacky manner—the reverse is emblazoned with a miniature Presidential Medal of Freedom. Yech!

    Can’t you just see President Truman twisting in his grave?

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!

  • brat

    Meow! Fabulously catty. Love it.

  • cbear

    Larry,
    If you’re not going to use the ornament, how bout sending it my way? I have a problem with my cats shitting on the skirt under the Christmas tree and that just might scare them away.

  • neil

    The only thing that could make it tackier would be a halo around his head.

    Oh wait….that’s reserved for General Petraeus.

  • mlr701

    Can you top this for tacky?

    Well, I have a Charlie Daniels Band ornament, but it’s not this ugly!

    I really think you need one where his hair is actually on fire.

  • Retired

    Does this mark the beginning of George’s quest for public office?

  • http://noquarterusa.net/blog/ Leslie

    Larry,
    Oh no! Your friend is twisted. ;)

  • Sandy

    Couldn’t get on last night to wish you all — I have two minutes left — a very
    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

    I do hope everyone here had a wonderful one!

    On to 2008!

    Thanks again for NQ!

  • Centrocitta

    Hey Bear, if you have Persian cats, they would definitely use a picture of Tenet as a litter box. Persian cats are VERY smart.

  • Centrocitta

    Anyone who would consider this holiday bauble to be in good taste would also likely have no problem telling another that “she needs to go to a doctor”.

  • fred

    Wonder who paid for it?

  • wethornet

    larry, i trust you ordered 70 of them.

    why? you might ask.

    to be able to pass out to mcgovern, lang and the rest of vips conferes for christmas ’08. ;-)

  • chris

    Here’s a more repugnant charm for ya.

    http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3363/roberttenetxmasjg6.jpg

    Sorry, was in photoshop mode.

  • http://NoQuarterUSA.net Larry Johnson

    I gotta learn photoshop. Very funny.

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