PBO stole Hillary’s three-legged stool analogy, but his won’t be able to stand on its own
By SusanUnPC on January 23, 2009 at 11:16 AM in Economic Stimulus, Economy, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Unemployment
HARK! All who care about the art of speech-making! I’m listening to PBO’s press conference an hour ago. He’s talking about the economic programs. He says, and I quote:
The recovery package is one leg in a — at least a — three-legged stool.
And some of the reports we’ve seen over the past couple days about companies that have received tax-payer assistance, and them going out and renovating bathrooms, or offices, or in not other ways managing those dollars appropriately. The lack of transparency in how we’re managing some of these programs to … And a recent GAO report that speaks to some of the problems of waste … blah, blah, blah …
We never heard about the other two legs. I hope his one-legged stool isn’t an analogy for his economic program!
President Obama, Secretary Clinton used the analogy the way analogies should be used: clearly and succinctly.
Secretary Clinton said our foreign policy is like three legs of a stool. We have defense. We have diplomacy. And we have development. The State Dept., she told the thousands of Dept. staff gathered to greet her uproariously, that they were in charge of two of those legs: Diplomacy and Development. It was a very moving, and extremely clear, analogy that not only her new employees understood but also every American who got to hear her also comprehended at once!
Furthermore, she gave all of those employees, starved for a fresh start, that they are now EMPOWERED to do so much more with their knowledge and abilities. She gave them great heart, and it was very touching.
See, Prez. Analogies only work when they are 1) completed, and 2) coherent.
You left your stool with one leg.
And when you rip off other people’s analogies, it is polite to acknowledge the source, which was Secretary Clinton yesterday. You must have listened to her earlier remarks, and decided that that was a pretty damn good simple analogy, which it was.
It’s also great that all three words she used began with a D. Defense. Diplomacy. Development. PERFECT, Hillary, as always!
However, since that stool is your analogy for your economic stimulus package, I’m a little worried now! One-legged stools crash. Which is not what we want to happen to your economic package, for the sake of our nation.






















