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*yes you can* can

By American Girl in Italy on February 7, 2009 at 4:59 PM in Current Affairs

Inspired recently by the $1 trillion dollar cr-p sandwich being served up by Congress, and the over abundance of Obama merchandise, we bring you the Obama inspired *Cr-p Can*!

The Cr-p Can comes in two lovely models:

*Yes You Can Can* – in both large or small sizes, perfect for inspiring the little ones, who are potty training! “Yes You can, little Johnny, yes you can!”
yes-you-can-can

or the

*Yes We Can Unity Can* – a great gift for family and friends! Take a ride on the Unity Pony Can!
yes-we-can-can

Order now, and we will send you, not ONE, not TWO, but THREE *Crap Cans*.
All for the low, low price of $100 billion dollars!
Act now, and we will even throw in a Free Frisbee Golf Theme Park!

Be sure to check out the other Obama merchandise, actually for sale, like:

The Obama Chia Pet – Cha-Cha-cha-Changia!
chia-obama-animated-21

The Obama vibrator – YES! YES! YES! I Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
blue

The Obama Paper Towels – Yes! we can make a mess, AND clean it up!
obama-paper-towl-holder

The Obama Glow in the Dark Bottle Stop – Yes!! You can still find your booze even after the electric company shuts off your power!
obama-bottlestop

Obama Finger Puppet – Pick a finger….
obama-finger-puppet

The Obama Hand Puppet – It’s very life like.
obama-handpuppet

Obama Peanut Butter and Jelly – Yes You Can make your own crap sandwich!
obama-jam

Obama Soap on a Rope – Because, really? Haven’t we bent over enough?
obama-soap

I Kiss Barack Chap Stick – Created exclusively for the Media, now available to everyone!
lip-gloss

And there is much more, here.

Be a part of history, and call NOW!

  • obamastolemyboyfriend

    Does that peanut butter need to be recalled due to salmonella?

  • bemused

    Gag me with a spoon–whoever called him O’logo got it right. You can supplement the Crap Can with the Prez Potty, where the picture is on a target in the bucket–

  • AlexisM

    Okay I am dying. Where in the world did you find all of this fabulous stuff? Come on. Can we really buy this crap? I’ll take one of the crappers for every bathroom in my house. And I will teach my dogs how to use them too.

    • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

      the toilet seats i made up. the other stuff is all for sale, and I included the links where I found them. Too funny, huh?

      • jbjd

        That’s so funny…I thought that was for real and the other stuff was made up!

        • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

          who knows…those toilet seats probably DO exist somewhere! haha I wouldn’t doubt it.

  • AlexisM

    Okay everyone…you have to click on the link above and see all of the other Obama crap, literally, crap. This is the funniest thread ever. American Girl in Italy you are the best!

  • http://www.rabblerouserruminations.blogspot.com/ Rabble Rouser Reverend Amy

    ROTFLMAO – ohmygosh, American Girl, this is one of the funniest things I have seen in awhile! Oh, wow – and the action on the Chia Obama is too funny! (Winston was right earlier today – it would be even funnier if it grew arugula!)

    THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

  • felizarte

    How about one with the O in deep thought while sitting in the potty?

    • http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090206/pl_nm/us_obama_economy;_ylt=AqZHq1E1ub6LPrJUpLzudf134T0D trixta

      You can call that on O’Thinker.

  • Winston

    This is so funny I am wracked with uncontrollable spasms. I have to close my eyes or I will surely die laughing. You have assembled before our eyes a veritable motherload of the most hilarious imagery ever put on a single web page. This is an instant classic and a troll killer. Embed a link to this page in response to any troll, and they are dead meat.

    By the way where did your get your mouse? I could click for 30 years and not find this much good stuff.

    • Winston

      Its too late I’m dead. I just saw the reference to Frisbee Golf. ROTFLMAO x 20.

      • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

        that was for you!

        • Winston

          Murderer! My ghost will haunt you for that.

          • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

            well, at least your ghost gets to come to italy! :O)

  • wodiej

    Is this shit FOR REAL?? Oh geez…LOL

    thanks AGII, oh geez..I can’t stop laughin’….

    • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

      yes, and that is what is so scary! haha I linked to where I found this stuff. There is even more fun stuff I didn’t include.

  • Winston

    Isn’t capitalism beautiful. Socialism could never produce this.

  • http://firefox AnnieCollier

    I would like to order 3 blue Obama vibrators for my former friends I’d like to tell to go F themselves.

    • wodiej

      ooh wee…you go girl!

    • AlexisM

      Annie I am dying…what a fabulous idea. And we should send one to Gloria Steinem and all the other “feminists” at NOW.

  • http://firefox AnnieCollier

    And, what? No BHO VooDoo dolls? I could use a few of those too.

  • bert

    Im the immortal words of Frank Berone, “HOLY CRAP!” You have to be crapping me.

    I think I am going to buy a few vibrators and when I want to send a certain message to my Congress-folk, or Rahm Emmanuel, I can send them one and tell them what they can do with it.

    AGI, this is your best post ever. And you always have great posts!!!!

    • wodiej

      now that is an awesome idea!!

    • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

      Thanks Bert! i was laughing my buttocks off putting this together! haha I loved my vibrator line. HA

  • wodiej

    I was looking at a help wanted ad online for Kohl’s…you all aren’t going to believe what was in the job description. When customers ask for help you’re supposed to say “yes we can”! So, never underestimate the number of stupid people in this country. There are more of them than us.

    • http://firefox AnnieCollier

      I may have to go into Kohl’s just to complain about that. Wonder if they answer the phone with that too?

  • C.S.

    All this…stuff certainly doesn’t show respect for the office of president, doe it? That said, it certainly does a good job depicting the content of Soertoro/Obama’s real character and sticks a pin or two in his pompous ego.

    Wonder if he sold the rights to his image and is being paid? And, if he did, is it legal?

    • http://firefox AnnieCollier

      I noticed yesterday on Drudge that his campaign people are going to be looking into violations of portraying his image. Ever the marketer. He probably just wants some royalties from the Chia’s, etc.

      • Winston

        So he wants to GARNISH the green from his own veg- head?

        • Winston

          That would certainly put him over his pay-grade.

      • FLDemFem

        He is a public figure, therefore he is fair game. Besides, isn’t spending supposed to be good for the economy?

  • ChooChooMagoo

    OMG – Too Too Funny! Thanks for a great laugh AGiI. So hard to pick a favorite. A few under serious consideration as gifts to obots that are showing signs of starting to sip (instead of gulp) their kool-aid.

  • Lizzy

    I was disappointed; your list didn’t include the lovely coins and 24k gold rimmed plates they have been hawking on the boob tube. You redeemed yourself with the crappers and vibrators though.

    • http://firefox AnnieCollier

      and don’t you love the voice over with those plates, saying “notice his kind eyes and confident smile.” I really do hit the mute when I see it coming so as not to upchuck.

    • jbjd

      You know what’s funny? On one of those plate commercials – this is from memory, I seldom watch t.v. anymore – the announcer said something about, these plates are the only ones authenticated to bear BO’s likeness. I recall thinking, how ironic we can authenticate plates but not the man whose likeness adorns those plates!

  • American Woman

    Amerian Girl in Italy..thank you so much for this post. I actually LOL…now I’m going to spread the good news…Go Capitalism!!

  • JustMe

    Guess the Obama vibrator was made right in time for him for his valentine date?

    YES he can!

  • HARP

    Love the crap can. At my age it makes getting up 3 times a night worth while. I may even set the alarm.

    • JustMe

      LOL OH LOL

      • JustMe

        I can send you some “Hope” soap for your hands too…

        Will HOPE be tm? or can we still use the word..?

  • Benjamin

    I want my pair of Obama “flip flops”!

  • oowawa

    I’m still waiting for my paintings of the Holy O on black velvet! What’re those guys down in Tijuana taking a siesta or something? Wake up amigos! There’s pesos to be made off this semi-gringo!

    • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

      don’t kid yourself, i bet you anything they have them.

      • oowawa

        Well Sara, I’ve been watching for them. There was a beautiful Joe the Plumber on black velvet auctioned off on E-Bay, but so far, no Holy O. But I’m sure they’re coming! The real prize will be–The King & O shaking hands in black velvet! How come I have so many good ideas and am so damn broke?

    • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly
      • oowawa

        Okay, I almost stand corrected. But I say–ALMOST. This is quite clearly an inferior painting, not up to Tijuana standards, and was obviously made by a crummy sarcastic imitator from the states. I’ll admit, the idea is good, but the execution is abysmal. I’ll wait for the real thing, thank you! If it doesn’t GLOW with that radiance that only comes from an artist working south of the border, it just doesn’t count!

        • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

          Yes, agreed. it does not live up to the treasures found in Tijuana! But, I still bet you anything they are down there.

          • oowawa

            Hmmmm . . . you may be right. I might have to take a trip down there to investigate. I can get my car upholstered and take care of a little other business while I’m at it. It’ll be just like the olden days . . .

          • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

            How can they NOT have it? They must be sold out! haha Either that, or Obama has truly not *arrived*. They have everyone else!

            http://www.velvetpaintings.com/

            http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3203/3002332392_b5003de490.jpg?v=0

    • http://firefox AnnieCollier

      doggin’ bullets, I think. But wouldn’t you think the cartels could come up with another cottage industry down there? After all, he does favor their high end product.

      • http://firefox AnnieCollier

        as in dodgin’ bullets.

    • FLDemFem

      Here he is on a candle..this came out during the campaign, really rocked me back on my heels. St. Obama.. ick. I couldn’t get the photo to link here, so I am linking the diary I did about it at the time.
      http://alegrescorner.soapblox.net/showDiary.do?diaryId=1462

  • http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

    The democratic blue vibrator captures such a great likeness of Obama…in oh so many ways.

    I have to leave the computer now. Everyone is wondering if I need paramedics since I can hardly catch my breath from laughing.

    I’ll be back.

    • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

      You have to see the web site for them. Too darn funny!

      http://headostate.com/home.htm#

      • http://firefox AnnieCollier

        Love it!

  • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

    Obama on black velvet (although not as good as the TJ ones)

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3239/2424889797_28478b5b74.jpg

  • dormantdem

    Thanks American Girl in Italy!

    damn I needed this laugh (still laughing) after this week um 2 wks with the pretender.

    I was to a point of Never using words like Yes, we, can, I hope, will change, etc. but now with The Yes we can Can…..I’m a new person ready to enjoy the english language once more.

    Good stuff.

  • http://noliinsipientiuminiuriaspati.blogspot.com/ adagioforstrings

    You can multitask & read from Obama’s little blue book whilst utilizing the Obama can can:

    http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=2914

    Praise be Obama!!

    I was sitting upon my lovely abode and couldn’t take a dump!! Oh no! Alas, I reached behind me in haste to palm one of my many copies of the Obamible and I got instant relief!!

  • http://firefox AnnieCollier

    Couldn’t resist looking at this on Amazon. Some very snarky reviews there…including this one…

    “I bought this book and read some of it to my landlord. Guess what?! He said I didn’t have to pay rent any more! And when I went to fill up my gas tank, the service attendant saw my book, winked, and said, “No charge!” At the DMV, standing behind 30+ others, I held up my pocket Obama and was immediately ushered to the front of the line!”

    “Wow! At just $5.95, what a great investment! It’s like an all-access pass and everything is free!”

    My kinda person…

  • The Real HC

    Pick a finger indeed.