*i been hyp.no.tized* open thread

Heh, heh, heh….all you need is love!

Holy canoli!

That is frickin’ hilarious.

Thanks for making me laugh so early in the morning.

i have watched it about 20 times, and still LMAO! :O)

She gets a house which is great for her and the rest of the people on the list get pushed down the line. Welcome to socialism the place where being politically connected gets you what you want. If the elite say you deserve help you get it, if not tough sh!t. Shut up and move along

$8 a week in your paycheck is the stimulus rebate for workers. This is a friggin’ joke.

C’mon, this has all the overtones of the Obama Fainting Ladies Syndrome from the primary/campaign. You gotta wonder where the tryouts took place. Quick, did he toss her the water bottle from beneath the lectern?

The dog staring at the cupcakes is hilarious!

$8 a week in your paycheck is the stimulus rebate…

What?! I heard it’s a whoppin’ $13 a week from June-Dec ’09. Then goes down to $8 in Jan ’10. Gee… Think what that extra $5 a week can buy.

Isn’t this the same guy who said that the gas tax holiday was just a stunt? Gee. Give one woman a house …. Maybe he does listen to Oprah. Next time there will be copies of his book under every chair …. lol. I gotta pick the dog.

So everyone who asks Obama for a house will get one? This is just weird.

Makes me sick to my stomach. What is wrong with these people in America today. This isn’t even funny anymore. It is like Obama is the devil and people are being brainwashed or act like they do in a cult. How can we wake them up?

I think they will wake up once they start seeing the effects on their pocketbooks.

I think it was Michelle Malkin who did a post on this, and how they happened to get the tickets for the event. IN other words, it was no coincidence that a homeless woman got tickets, and got to ask questions.

it sounds like a set up, to get people to return to the *obama is the messiah* days of the primary.

no, just those who make a great photo op.

Ha, I’ve got a lab who gets that same look in her eyes when I bring home a new duck toy that quacks. It’s the look of dreamy, heartfelt, obsessive adoration in big brown eyes utterly fixated on that duck.

Thanks for that one!

More of the same and even worse.

People are going stupid!

For 8 a week the Democrat’s conscience is appeased and nullified. Ideas were squashed and innovation ignored for a miserly 8 dollars a week. Back to relying on China for our welfare.

The emperor gives alms to the little people, its part of his job. Maybe I will go petition him too, it seems to work.

Great images AGI

The rebate for seniors is a one-time payment of $250. Whoppee!
Although, I haven’t started my tax filing yet, if memory serves me correctly, that will not pay my amount due, unless my investment losses bring my interest down.
The only one coming out ahead will be the employee who sends me a deposit so that I can send it back!

That “I love you, Barack” lady is really scary.

It’s the same look some girls used to get when the Beatles were around. I remember a concert footage from A Hard Day’s Night that had a girl standing there mouthing “Paul… Paul” with the exact same expression on her face. The only difference was that the girl had tears running down her face. Othewise, the expressions are identical. Of course, the Beatles were a success due to their enormous talent, not because someone foisted them on us with promises of greatness that didn’t come to pass.

But dogs, at least, still know what’s important, and what’s within reach.

Aaron, capitalism is just as bad as socialism, considering how many of the elites have gotten what they want from their political connections.
Hell, using your “logic”, the whole of the Bush Administration was “socialist”.

Tells one a lot about the maturity of people in this country now, doesn’t it?
I have said that all the drug-heads from the 60′s altered the gene pool!

According to the local papers, that woman will be getting a house to live in, not from Obummer, but from a local woman who has several properties. She is going to let Henrietta and her son live there rent free as long as she wants to. And donations are coming in for Henrietta from all over the state. Not a damn thing to do with Obummer, other than the fact that he made the promise and others carried it out for him. Seems to be a pattern with him.

ROFLMAO

I can’t believe you guys posted that. When the news showed this clip the other day, that is EXACTLY when I almost spewed. I called my hubby’s attention to watch the clip and he refused to get sick before going to work.

My mother just didn’t believe me that most of O’s attraction was sexual. Irrational freaks motivated by hormones in picking their president. That woman needs to be the female half of Chrissie Matthews of the new Odoration Show.

The dog vid is halarious, AGI. Those doggy eyes on the cupcakes. Wonder if the Obamatrons [like the I-love-you-Barack woman] would recognize themselves in that shot?

I understand that the attendees to this road trip were pre-selected, a little tweaked drama for Obama. Since the bi-partisan charm didn’t work, he’s back to campaigning. Pulling a house out of your ying-yang is a nice trick. I’m glad this woman will have a place to live, but this plays on a false note, a Hugo Chavez moment.

It’s going to be a lo-o-ong four years.

ANd he knows it too. So for a guy who is used to pay for play, he showed he was the Kissing Canddidate, willing to give anyone a kiss if they promised a vote or wear a button.

He is so much like W. Just looking for irrelevant photo ops.

Speaking of the poochettes: our basset liked a bithday cupcake, but if you wanted to see her in high gear, bring out the “kiddie cup” of TCBY! Hilarious!

Oh goodness, my lab gets that look on her face anytime she sees food.

The emperor gives alms to the little people, its part of his job. Maybe I will go petition him too, it seems to work.

Advice to little people pleading to the emperor for help:

1–It’s essential that you do not approach the emperor unless he is on camera. Otherwise, you might get thrown to the ground and arrested, or worse.

2–If the emperor is on camera and in gracious bestowing mode, approach on your knees, so that you seem even smaller than you really are. Remember to look up with adoration.

3–Learn to exude tears while simultaneously beaming with gratitude. If he wants to embrace you in front of the cameras, allow it, but do not attempt to return the embrace, or otherwise fondle the merchandise.

no accounting for taste.
love is blind.
etc etc

Good on Pakistan. GOOD NEWS. Pakistan has just admitted the Mumbai attacks were planned on Pakistan soil and have arrested many in relation to the attacks.

I read she was offered a house and she never called the people to claim it.

Societies where elite people have all the power are oligarchies, not socialism.

The house belongs to Florida Rep. Nicholas Thompson who is a Republican. Yes, you are correct in saying Obama had nothing to do with this.

Obama gives the woman, Henrietta Hughes, a hug– and the wife of a REPUBLICAN state representative(Chene Thompson, wife of State Representative Nick Thompson) gives Henrietta a house…and Obama gets the credit???? Unbelievable.

Yes, that’s what I read. I also read that the stimulus bill will create government building jobs and contractors will not be allowed to check on the workers’ citizenship, so our money will be used to provide jobs for illegals. Americans don’t seem to mind, don’t seem to mind that healthcare will be rationed, and their doctors can only give them what treatment plan the feds say they can.

I guess this is Obama’s way of getting rid of the old folks who didn’t vote for him. If you have a disease that’s the result of aging, (like heart problems, or Alzheimer’s, or arthritis) it won’t be treated. You’re aging, get over it.

Sassy: I wondered about what will be the criteria for getting the 250 rebate, we probably make too much.

i wasn’t giving him credit.

About half-way through President Obama’s press conference Monday night, he had an unscripted question of his own. “All, Chuck Todd,” the President said, referring to NBC’s White House correspondent. “Where’s Chuck?” He had the same strange question about Fox News’s Major Garrett: “Where’s Major?”

The problem wasn’t the lighting in the East Room. The President was running down a list of reporters preselected to ask questions. The White House had decided in advance who would be allowed to question the President and who was left out.

Presidents are free to conduct press conferences however they like, but the decision to preselect questioners is an odd one, especially for a White House famously pledged to openness.”
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123431418276770899.html

And, another example of Barack Obama copying Dubya Bush. How is this change? It is now clear, the only “change” Barack Obama meant was that as a Democrat, he would be copying the worst parts of his Republican predecessors. Will we soon have a Male Prostitute wish an exclusive press pass, or did Huffy Poo take that slot…for now?

Sassy: that is hilarious. My daughter’s Rotweiler loves kiddie cups!

OMG–That dog is so funny.
But your point is so well taken. Obama (and his marketing team) are good at selling hope, but where’s the beef???? He can keep campaigning (that’s what he does best) for just so long.

The wife of a FL Republican state rep gave the woman a house.

Ahh did you not hear the good news? They cut our tax break from 1000 to 800 so that the stimulus bill would not be so large. What a great place to start! Screw the little people some more! Im sure none of the envioromental causes had to take a cut though. WEW thats a relief!

>>>>I also read that the stimulus bill will create government building jobs and contractors will not be allowed to check on the workers’ citizenship, so our money will be used to provide jobs for illegals

You are correct! corporations always win over The People in our banana republic.

I didn’t mean you, American Girl. Sorry if it sounded like that. I meant the public perception seems to be that Obama, who walks on water, performed this miracle.

just making sure! ;O)

Our YMCA here is in deep debt. I wonder if we can have a bunch of cash sent to them also. We probably missed the deadline for acceptance though! I figure if they are handing out the cash to good causes then why not the Y getting some of that cash.

s/b with, not wish….wishful thinking? lol

Emperor Obama has everything to do with it. He need only speak and good things happen for the little people, um, riffraff, um, downtrodden. The rest of the related information is just a “distraction”.

I might add #4 just so there are no misunderstandings.

We must all learn to perfect our backwards walking skill as you are of course not allowed to turn your back to The Emperor. Its harder than it looks to back down a 20 foot room while simultaneously bowing, crying and beaming with gratitude. Try it sometime.

Haha, Linda, it amazes me Jeff Gannon aka James Guckert aka Military Stud hasn’t been ‘disappeared’ like the DC Madame. Well, at least now, Bush and JG can go back to Texas and play Brokeback Mountain until the non existant cows come home. Funny, I would have had so much more respect for Bush HAD he just come out.

Definitely. It sure explains him wanting to put on his Cowboy Costume, I mean attire (wink wink), to be photo’d “clearing brush”.

…I’ve been to quite a few clubs in my days and there is a always something about someone TRYING to prove a certain image. Obama…ya’ listenin’?

In presenting your case to the Mighty O, you have to think strategically, that is, PHOTO-OP. Prepare a video. Dress a bunch of kids in rags and overalls, and have them sing-dance a short rendition of Y-M-C-A. End with a cheerleader-style chant: HOPE! CHANGE! O-BA-MA! You Mean Change Allelujah! (as your kids hold up their Y-M-C-A signboards). Send the completed video to someone really powerful, like Jon Favreau.

Those poor little cupcakes, all huddled together scared out of their wits.

Cupcake1 “Hey, don’t move I think he sees us.”
Cupcake2 “OMG, What the hell is that?”
Cupcake1 “I thinks its some kind of dog.”
Cupcake3 “I thought dogs only ate meat.”
Cupcake1 “No they will eat anything.”
Cupcake3 “This one looks stoned.”
Cupcake1 “On no, he could have the munchies.”
Cupcake2 “That’s not good.”
Cupcake3 “Shhhhh, not so loud you idiot.”
Cupcake4 “Nice doggie, nice doggie.”
Cupcake5 “Quick somebody call Barky in the WH.”
Cupcake3 “The gov can’t do anything right you moron; we’re screwed.”
Cupcake6 “No, call ‘People for the Ethical Treatment of Cupcakes’.”
Cupcake2 “Screw that, everybody run for your lives.”

OMG. I can’t take it and it’s only been a few weeks!

I love what my husband said last night:

At least we didn’t vote for him.

With Obama as Bush3 and Biden as the anti-Cheney this term is really off to a pathetic start.

Have you noticed how quiet the so-called lefties have been?

The dog is smarter than the three humans combined.

BObots say this:
But that’s how totally awesome and cool Obama is. He can hynotize a Republican into giving away a house!

I say:
When am I going to wake up from the nightmare?

Well, at least now, Bush and JG can go back to Texas and play Brokeback Mountain

Won’t Rick Perry get jealous?

The interesting thing is that the story I read said that Chene Thompson, a local woman who owns properties, would be helping her out. No mention that she was married to a Republican Rep. They may have assumed that the readers knew that, since it was a local paper. Or they may have left it out so that it didn’t look like a Republican was bailing out Obummer on his promises. And one other note from that story, they said that a woman from Ocala had sent in $50 and that proved that the help was bipartisan. Ok, lots of Republicans live in Ocala, but it’s not exclusively Republican. I know several Democrats who live and work there. You know Obamania is bad when the local papers are spinning for him. It was a real “come to Obie” moment, and they played it to the hilt. Gag.

Why is everything associated with Obama “Breaking News”?

Obama hits his head! – “Breaking News”!

Obama does photo op with homeless woman – “Breaking News”!

Obama goes to the bathroom – “breaking News”!

Obama cuts one – His Supporters Liken it to Flowers! “Really ‘Breaking’ News”!

Good grief.

Typical White Cupcakes!

LMAO! I-wuv-u-baa-rack.

AGII you killed me again. My ghost can’t stop giggling. You are a master with a silly streak a mile long.

I’m so glad you think I’m funny, because I sure think I am! hahaha I have so much fun putting these together, I get so excited waiting for them to post. I love making people giggle!

“Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing!” – Old News

Sara, you are SO astute. I do indeed see the resemblance between the dog and the lady in white.

My Open Thread topic: I think Matt Drudge is losing some of his edge. He is only now linking to WSJ’s report of yesterday the news that Monday’s prime time White House presser was not what it should have been, a fact we here knew early Tuesday or maybe even Monday.

Yep oowawa, dogs show restraint, pigs don’t.

No, they will just continue to chant “George Bush George Bush” like a bunch of zombies. Thats really the disturbing part.

Ok, the bush administration was nepatism.

This may sound picky, but I can’t stand when younger people (particularly men) refer to me as “young lady” since I no longer fall into that category. I know they generally mean well but I still find it patronizing and condescending and cringe whenever it occurs.

OMG, how embarrassing! That lady is pathetic… Yikes!!

i think it is stupid, too.

What was it that the Times article said that some women were dreaming about having sex with the President. Imagine this is an article in the papers that is to show how sick we have gotten as a nation.

The media is talking about sex and the gift to us is a measly 13.00 dollars, I really wonder when Americans are going to wake up from this dream, its about time, maybe when they get this great windfall and notice hey it cant do crap their eyes will open.

In the meantime I am making a list as to how far I can stretch my 13.00bucks, some of you better get busy with that also.

That’s the look on Keith Doberman’s face when he sees Barry.

Hey, touch his hem! It worked in the Bible!

So if you’re old, you don’t even get the $400 (was $500) that the people who don’t even pay taxes get?

That’s because it is patronizing and condescending.

OH

MY

GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

WHAT A SHEEP!

PUHLEASE!

LMAO!
OMG!

Oh, Please Messiah, help me, help me! I was blind and than there is you! Oh, help me, Mr. Messiah!

Woke up this morning to your post and hours later….it’s still funny.

Thanks

you mean you aren’t going to donate it back to The One?

On the other hand, I just hate it when I’m called “Mam”! UGH!

This Obama sex myth is a constructed narrative to build this guy up — and to compete with Bill Clinton who gave rise to such fantasies when he was Prez. Obama, after all, can’t be outdone by a Clinton.

Don’t any of you remember this wet dream phenomenon with regard to Bill?

Just wanted to say hello all. This is my first post.

I came to learn a lot here.