The Big Tent Loses a Pole
By dcmediagirl on February 26, 2009 at 1:56 PM in Current Affairs
Watching Republicans demonstrate “inclusiveness” sure can be funny sometimes. Case in point: Governor Bobby Jindal’s ludicrous and much-maligned GOP response to the Obama speech, a travesty which has been written about authoritatively by Larry and Susan. But it’s not quite time to let this gift that keeps on giving go..not just yet.
Bobby Jindal is not an example of the GOP’s crude tokenism a la Michael Steele. But when I refer to Bobby Jindal I’m talking about the guy who used to be a Congressman and is now Governor of Louisiana, not the It’s a Small World animatronic “Bobby Jindal” action figure trotted out the other night. The Bobby Jindal I’m referring to is so wonkish he’d be the first guy to get pantsed in class. He’s not the guy you’d expect to be stupid enough to give a tone-deaf speech like the one the other night and deliver it like he was talking to a kindergarten class about the Importance of Good Citizenship. The Bobby Jindal I know is a dullard, not a fool.
But blame should be assigned to all the guilty parties. Jindal jumped at the chance to deliver the response and, like a good conservative Republican, displayed congitive dissonance in all its glory. He seems to have forgotten that when Katrina hit Republicans were in charge of the federal government he so disparages. But never mind that. And never mind the tiresome, cliche-ridden pap some hack wrote for him.
While you can’t stop Republicans from returning to the tax cut well, how about a moratorium on trotting out racial bona fides to make your point? Obama is a black man. I get it. Bobby Jindal is Indian-American. I get that too. But what does that have to do with the price of eggs, so to speak?
But ultimately the high expectations for Jindal are the fault of the so-called political press corps. They were the ones who sold each other this bill of goods, convincing each other that Bobby Jindal was the New New Thing while ignoring some basic facts, like that pesky exorcism experience Jindal himself proudly wrote about, or how he has negative charisma and that he’s kind of irritating. Despite his complete lack of experience, Jindal was seriously talked about as a potential McCain running mate. Now that Jindal has laid a massive egg, maybe even the press will understand that all this talk of Jindal 2012 is, shall we say, a bit overwrought and premature.
Let the backlash continue! It couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of people.

















