Bjork O’Drama For Best Actor! (open thread)
By SusanUnPC on February 24, 2008 at 7:38 PM in Bamboozling, Barack Obama
Screw Daniel Day-Lewis!
Experience and great skill are so yesterday.
So what if Day-Lewis spent years and years of practicing his craft. Thats so borrrrrriiiiiiiing.
I mean, that guy even worked as a cobbler to get the gritty feel of REAL work. He learned to skin animals when he did “The Last of the Mohicans.”
We ‘droids would never stoop so low. We’re stars already — even if only our adoring moms and the mirror say so.
The most inspiring, most fantastical, and most — um — never-seen-before should win!
‘sides, Daniel Day-Lewis’s role is so dark. And the title is “There Will Be Blood.” Now that’s so bleak!
Not to mention the film takes on, oh my god, capitalism and religion. Only those old ‘boomers worry about that shit anyore.
This is NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN! OR OLD WOMEN! Damn straight! We love that title!
Oh, “Blood” is all about evil oil, which we can all get along with, if only we all join hands!
Anybody else watching? Those tents sure aren’t any fun. Bad rain. Bad.


















