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Teleprompter Malfunction, Obama? [Updated]

Oh, joy! Several sites are telling the story of teleprompter meltdown at Tuesday’s St. Patrick’s day celebration in the WH (see here and here). The Examiner reports on the gaffe with the teleprompter “malfunction”:

Just yesterday, during a St. Patrick’s Day event with the Irish prime minister, Obama’s guest accidentally repeated teleprompter remarks that Obama had just delivered.

Next, trying to regain control of the situation, Obama interjected – but referred to the teleprompter for his lines. By this point the words on the teleprompter were those meant to be delivered by the Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, and as a result, President Barack Obama thanked himself for inviting everyone to the party.

Wow, I was just beginning to miss Bush.

The video below is even more priceless.

It tells you so much about their eloquent, out of this world orator when there are no, you guessed it, teleprompters. I feel sorry for all the minions who bought the myth that he is a superb speaker.

[The video is best watched with the sound off. Then you can really see him dig his face into his notes.]

Warning : Citing MoDo. Things are bad when MoDo starts her column with this:

Barack Obama even needs a teleprompter to get mad.
….[snip]….

Washington Times editorial asks:

Is President Obama able to conduct a news conference without a teleprompter? Is he an automaton in answering questions? With all the jokes about Karl Rove as George Bush’s brain or cracks during the 1980s about Ronald Reagan supposedly being an amiable dunce, could you imagine the reaction if either president had used a teleprompter to answer questions? The late night joke writers wouldn’t have let it go until the president gave in to the merciless ridicule as he was painted as an idiot who couldn’t tie his shoes without being fed instructions on how to do it.

Is this why Obama is going on Jay Leno on Thursday, to ask for mercy, to schmooze?

[UPDATE] Obama’s teleprompter can write about its thoughts and feelings and about the daily grunt work for the clueless Obama on its own blog. Pretty funny.
Check this out! (H/T to commenter politicalidentitycrisis )

  • Ferd Berfle

    That One(TM) is a speaker (like an Altec-Lansing) but no orator. Which group of buffoons bestowed the tittle of orator on that broken record? Unless the ers and ums and ahs are on the screen itself, he isn’t even a very good reader.

    And I’ll just bet that all the other things he’s so good at, e.g., The Constitution, are also figments of some Kool-Aide addled, drenched-behind-the-ears, Favreau type who has some sort of problem with hero worship and a really big problem with gullibility.

    • http://www.rabblerouserruminations.blogspot.com/ Rabble Rouser Reverend Amy

      Well, this morning, Lanny Davis said Obama is one of the greatest orators, like BILL CLINTON was, that we have seen in a long time. I couldn’t believe it – and he said it with a straight face, too!!!

      WHAAAAA?? Because he can read some 27 yr old’s written words? WTH is wrong with these people??

      Thanks for the post, pm 317!!

      • Ferd Berfle

        Lanny Davis said Obama is one of the greatest orators, like BILL CLINTON was.

        Lanny Davis is an idiot. That’s the only reason for such a stupid statement that I can think of.

        • NoBamaNoWay

          O.M.G. to put Hussein in the same category as BC is about as absurd as when Michael Beschloss said that ozero was the smartest president ever. the fellatio continues.

      • pm317

        Lanny Davis is a miserable sycophant.

        • beachnan

          Lanny Davis, like most other good little Democrats, can’t find anything else about Obama to say. He is doing such a crappy job, I think they want to prop him up on something. Unfortunately, anyone who needs two teleprompters just to make a simple introduction, is not a great speaker,

          • JanJch

            He’s still the President just like Bush was. I’ve seen Bush use the teleprompter and he does not speak as well as Obama. That’s just the plain truth. Even when Obama has read from index cards, like Bush did, he still speaks better than Bush.

            You know that, he is still the President.

            Americans can have their opinions but still need to respect the office. Just like when people say obscene things about Bush, it is wrong.

            Respect the Office of the President.

            Obama has been in office for what, less than 100 days?

            Even people who didn’t vote for him know that it’s stupid to think that someone will fix everything in that small amount of time.

            Get real people, most probation periods on jobs are at least 6 months to a year, give it some time and lets all work together for a change.

            • Ferd Berfle

              Your opinion might matter if your adored one, Oboobma, hadn’t lied and pandered and assassinated the character of HRC during the run-up to the election. And just in case you think I’m not a former democrat, the last Republican I voted for was Gerald Ford.

              He’s YOUR slacker of a president and not mine, troll. You need to own him and stop your irrelevant dodges of the issues.

            • beachnan

              Do you remember the comment, “ready from day one”? Maybe he shouldn’t have said that if he wasn’t ready to do the job from day one.

  • cathnealon

    More and more I see that two things got this fraud elected–8 years of Bush and race.

    • Ferd Berfle

      Yep, between the bushbots and oblahblahbots, there’s just no place left to hide from chicanery, incompetence, and ignorance.

      • mary

        Ferd

        Yes. Yes. And yes!

        Dubbya and Oblabla represent each side of the Coin of Incompetence and Frivolity….
        Obummer = Dubya Lite!

  • Doc99

    No wonder Keith Overbite’s ratings are taking a dive.

  • pal3

    He’s suppose to be Harvard educated. I guess all that crack smoking really mess him up.

    • Donna Brazile

      That One is a prime example of why you shouldn’t WASTE your money on a Harvard Education:-)

      Stop the lovefest!

      • Donna Brazile

        I think we need a t-shirt that says, “I went to Harvard and all I got was this Cheap education.”

        Stop the lovefest!

        • Ferd Berfle

          With a cheap suit to go with it.

          • beebop

            Wear a tee shirt that says “I voted for the one who went to the military academy.” And as a reminder … “Hillary Went to Yale.”

            • PainkillerJayne

              ” I graduated from Harvard and all I got were these teleprompters”

              • Ferd Berfle

                So many teleprompters, so few original thoughts.

              • Animal Control

                All Right Jayne!

            • Ferd Berfle

              I like it.

              • PainkillerJayne

                ha! Evening Ferd!

                • Ferd Berfle

                  Evening, PK. I’m having fun with O-B-A-M-A and acronyms.

    • Lyn

      Since Barky and GW both got in Harvard because of legacy, they really must have no standards

    • NoBamaNoWay

      well, odds are he got in on affirmative action, and apparently “magna cum laude” or whatever he graduated with ain’t what it used to be. and since he won’t release any of his grades, who knows what he took or how he did.

  • beachnan

    I feel like I’m in the Emerald City–as in the Wizard of Oz. Obama is the scarecrow, tinman, and cowardly lion all rolled into one. He’s missing all three elements, brains, heart, and courage. Where is Dorothy? We need someone to bring us home again, back to reality, because this should not be happening. BTW-I think Dorothy is heading the State Department and doing a damn fine job!!!

    • NoBamaNoWay

      heh heh. at least the scarecrow etc. had the decency to be grateful to dorothy.

  • samb

    Sticking to the script, keeps him safe, he must redo and recheck it over and over again. I wonder if he writes notes in the palm of his hand? or has some kind invisible hearing aide? . At his press conferences he will be asked a question then ramble on and on using up more and more time, in order to keep reporters questions to a minimum.

  • http://BREAKINGNEWS!! Oisafraud

    My constipation just turned into diarrhea after hearing Obama’s outrage about AIG bailout money.

    • beebop

      I think its called Fauxrage.

      If he and Joey are really upset they can give the money back. Oh. And Dodd as well. All of them. Give the money back.

      • jbjd

        Last night I commented that Charlie Gibson on ABC News reported the AIG monies that went to BO. Tonight, he reported, BO is considering whether to give it back.

        • beebop

          Thinking about it? What’s to think about? Give.It.Back.

          • TeakwoodKite

            BO can “consider” something?

            WOW!

            Oh, Great Ceaser Ghost!

        • NoBamaNoWay

          frankly, i don’t care whether he gives it back or not; he’s as crooked as the day is long.

          • Hope Change and Unicorns

            What does it matter if he gives it back or not.
            He already got elected.

  • Ferd Berfle

    I guess in Chicago all the stammering, stuttering, gobbledegook, and perfunctory histrionics are synonymous great oratory. If you can’t beat them with facts, baffle them with bullshit.

  • KmX

    OBAMA = Office of Below Average Management America. OBAMA = Official Bank And Misfit Alert

    OBAMA = One Big Asinine Mistake America

    OBAMA = Obvious Buffonery Amateur Motion ALarm

    • Ferd Berfle

      The Obama Administration:

      Only
      Bigots
      And
      Misfits
      Allowed

      • beebop

        Amen …

        • Ferd Berfle

          Officious
          Bloviators
          And
          Malcontents
          Around

    • jjsmoof

      “OBAMA = One Big Asinine Mistake America” belongs on a bumper sticker, heck it belongs on a billboard! good one KmX.

  • cathnealon

    The fact that he can’t speak unless he has a teleprompter and every word nuanced and scripted makes me wonder how he got through school??? Could it be that his records are being kept locked up tighter than Fort Knox because there is something far worse than bad grades in there?

    • NoBamaNoWay

      you gotta wonder.

  • http://noquarterusa No-nonsense-Nancy

    What a dunce. I hope we can get this jerk out of there soon. Lets pray that those who are working diligently on it have some luck soon. Go patriots!

  • ziggy

    Amabo Obama.

    (Isn’t latin annoying?)

    • Ferd Berfle

      Latin is a wonderful but dead language. You are an ignorant and annoying troll.

      • ziggy

        Gratias ago vos pro vestri pius lacuna, Ferd. Vos es a liberalis quod a scholasticus.

        • Ferd Berfle

          Your ability to post rubbish in two languages makes you an obamabot squared but employable as a bilingual sanitation engineer.

        • TeakwoodKite

          Got to love the translation. Ziggy;

          MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

          “Give thanks you for your dutiful a hole Ferd. You are a courteous and a scholar.”

          LOL.

          • Ferd Berfle

            I didn’t bother to look it up. He’s no better at Latin than he is at politics, huh?

    • beebop

      Yeah. My feelings too. Dontcha just hate that pig latin especially? I mean oinky oink oink ….

  • Julia

    Do you remember Obama/Biden gaffe “President Biden and Barack Obama”? OMG!

  • Andy

    The video above was ovbiosly after the following catastrophe by our
    Teleprompter-in- Chief, PBO.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt5dY3vVoZ0

    • Andy

      ovbiosly—> obviously

    • pm317

      We will see a lot of this, unfortunately. To think we could have had Hillary. We were just talking about how she would have gone on to do the right thing, the courageous thing in these difficult times. Instead we have a buffoon who talks out of both sides of his mouth.

      • Andy

        Indeed pm317, indeed…

  • http://deleted Buzz Latte LaRue

    Only
    Bullshit
    And
    Mismanagement
    Allowed

    • Ferd Berfle

      Official
      Boys
      And
      Misogynysts
      Association

      • KmX

        Office

        of

        Buffoons

        Amateurs

        Misfits

        Anonymous

        • Ferd Berfle

          Bigot
          And
          Racist
          Association
          Can
          Kill

          Off
          Business
          And
          Money
          Always

  • Give Me Liberty

    Obama is just a continuation of Bush, just another puppet. Obama will say whatever the puppetmasters (wallstreet and bankers) tell him to say.

    A video worth watching…

    “THE OBAMA DECEPTION”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAaQNACwaLw

    • Ferd Berfle

      You’re spot on. That One hasn’t had an original thought since that pea-brain of his was first engaged.

  • sandi78

    Ahh, the dignity of the White House.

    Will Leno have to provide a teleprompter?

    • Ferd Berfle

      If he wants to keep the show moving along he will.

      • Lyn

        funny

  • Lou

    Is Reuters trying to cover up for Obama?

    This is how their description read at 6:00 PM EDT Wednesday.

    ————-
    At the end, Obama stepped up to the microphone to add to the levity: “First, I’d like to say thank you to President Obama,” Obama said.
    ————

    I swear when I read it an hour ago, it said nothing about levity. Did someone read their account earlier?

    http://blogs.reuters.com/frontrow/2009/03/18/speaking-obama-with-an-irish-lilt/

    • pm317

      They are trying to put lipstick on that pig.

      • athena

        OMG! Love it!

        • PainkillerJayne

          lmao

    • pm317

      If it was all levity, why don’t they/press release the video, right?

      • TeakwoodKite

        So going on Leno is the “levity” part of this spectical?

        Nothing like crawling in to the crib at the end of the day and seeing how many screw ups had your name on them.

        Does BO need to count sheep or something else?

        • pm317

          Teak, that is his way of hiding his incompetence — if you act incurious, jovial, the happy guy and pretend things are under control, gullible will scratch their heads but not hold you accountable. It took 8 years and two wars for Bush to get caught in this act. 0bama is nothing but Bush redux.

  • chris from Chicago

    Obama, has got to be a dumb ass..everything we have been told about his brilliance, notwithstanding. I watched the hearings today, somber faces, death threats,angry citizens, dropping poll numbers.and he is flitting around on his jet…once again in campaign mode and readying up for a jay Leno appearance…
    never before has he looked like such a bimbo..flashing his smile and waving to an audience filled with 20 year olds who I venture to say pay no taxes…
    this guy and his admin are a bunch of empty suits who haven’t a clue..and I mean…
    THEY HAVEN’T A CLUE!

  • politicalidentitycrisis

    Obama’s teleprompter has a blog. Heehee!

    http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/

    • pm317

      That is hilarious. I updated the post with it.

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