THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS ISSUING THE FOLLOWING ALERT

Due to the increased demand of our zeroes, they are now in short supply. Please conserve your zeroes. The Federal government needs all we can get. During the wars in other countries we asked you to conserve certain items so that our soldiers fighting over there would have the food and supplies they needed.

Your country is calling on you again to show your patriotism by conserving our zeroes. This time we need more zeroes. There are more zeroes going out than coming in. Please cut back on your use of them. If you have any extras, please turn them in to us.
Please send your extra zeroes to:
Secretary of the Treasury
Timothy F. Geithner
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC 20220

He will make sure they are distributed where they are needed most. He is an expert on zeroes.

Secretary Geithner feels that if we can link enough of the zeroes together we can end our financial crisis. Right now there aren’t enough zeroes to form a long enough link. You could be “THE MISSING LINK” that supplies the zero that makes the number big enough to end the financial crisis. It is your duty as a citizen of the USA to do your part in saving, collecting, and sending us your zeroes.

You could start a local drive to collect zeroes, just like they did during the wars to collect metals and other items. Any patriotic citizen would be proud to give your group their extra zeroes. You will be a hero to your community and to your county.

As we did with the wars we fought all over the world, we need to pull together as a nation to end the financial crisis. We need to send Secretary Geithner all the ammunition he needs to fight this war. He needs your zeroes. It would be tragic if we were only one zero short of our goal. Don’t be THAT missing zero. If a soldier runs out of bullets, they have little chance of serving. If Secretary Geithner runs out of zeroes, we could loose this war.

TRAVELING IN OTHER COUNTRIES
If you travel to other countries, and they let you get some zeroes, please get as many as you can. Even if you can only get a few, that will help us end this economic crisis that much sooner. A zero is the same in any country, so the ones they use in the country you visit will work her in the USA. There is no limit on how many you may bring into the USA. Customs has been alerted, and any zeroes you bring in will be collected there. They will expedite the transfer of your zeroes to Secretary Geithner.

WAYS TO SAVE YOUR ZEROES
(1) When you pay for items, don’t pay in even dollars. Pay the exact cents of the bill. That will give you two zeroes on most transaction.
(2) Pay for each item individually instead of all of them at once, following rule number (1).

MSNBC has a live poll to grade Obama’s performance as President, and we need to get some REALITY showing up in the results! Here is the site:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29493093/

PLEASE VOTE AND THEN PASS THIS ON!!!

VOTE…AND THEN SPREAD THE WORD TO YOUR OTHER FRIENDS, ASSOCIATES, AND FAMILY AND SITES

The Jay Leno piece and other jokes from his Monologue are quite hilarious: Leno Says “[The country of China is going to be doing a Broadway style play based on Karl Marx’s book on communism. A play based on communism. You know, that’s where capitalism has been replaced by the government taking over control of all private industries. Or as we call in this country, “a stimulus package.]”

See Judy’s post above for the link to the Leno video, if you didn’t see it then it’s worth watching. Thanks again for the GEMS at NQ; they keep me sane!!

Leno Says “Stimulus” is Our Way of Saying “Communism;”

“[The country of China is going to be doing a Broadway style play based on Karl Marx’s book on communism. A play based on communism. You know, that’s where capitalism has been replaced by the government taking over control of all private industries. Or as we call in this country, “a stimulus package.]”
See, http://www.butasforme.com/2009/03/25/leno-on-stimulus-and-communism/ or Judy’s link above.

Thanks for the GEMS at NQ; they keep me sane!!

Prediction (Tin Foil-Subversive Humor Alert):
Pe(empty suit) BO AND FRIENDS are secretly building mansions in China for their retirement REWARD; when they leave America in ashes (financially and otherwise) and they (BoBo and friends) will ALL BE JUST FINE after they totally destroy and leave the United States!!!

It turns out that Capitalism is not so bad anymore for the Chinese it is that pesky DEMOCRACY stuff that causes all the problems.

William Ayers (et al) will have a suite of rooms in (the now former PeBO’s) 5000 acre Billion Dollar family and friends compound in China.

The excuse for PeBo and Company living in China (on the Billions/Trillions of US Taxpayers Dollars that were stolen) will be that HE IS A WORLD LEADER after all and he is only bringing the WORLD CLOSER TOGETHER with HIS presence there.

P.S. Also, the NEW WORLD ORDER will have ONE CURRANCY; no longer U.S. money and our dollars will be worth nothing; well by that point maybe we can use them for toilet paper. After all those long lines to get real TP are a bitch (ala former Soviet Union).

WAKE-UP AMERICA BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!
Get Informed and Take Action (non-violent of course) and if you are so moved then…
Join in a Tea-Party (WE THE PEOPLE) Protest on April 15th in a CITY near you!!!

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Jay Leno Blasts Obama

Even Jay Leno is comparing Obama’s policies to communism. I want that to fail. Watch Leno blast Mr. O’s policies:

http://tinyurl.com/c4vkpq

Great read Mr. Johnson. Keep being blunt.

Just askin. CG, Mr. Johnson does communicate very “eloquently”(the real deal) and BO would do well to take notice. Not that he will.