Obama’s New Teleprompter Problem
By pm317 on April 1, 2009 at 10:25 PM in Current Affairs
(bumped up from early afternoon)
Make no mistake. This story is not same old, same old.
You have all seen the little transparent screens on both sides of the podium replaced by a giant TV screen in the back of the room. If you have not, here is Fox News with the evidence:
There is no improvement, however. We still see Obama READING what is on a screen but are spared the tennis head. His eyes are still glued to the screen without any free expression on his face reacting to either the audience or the material on the screen which leads me to believe that he is not all that familiar with what is on the screen but just reading it.
This is worrisome on more levels than one. The dependence on autocue technique may be turning Obama into a Pavlov’s dog by reflexively conditioning him to read anything that is on a screen.
Here is Mac Johnson at Human Events describing Obama’s new problem. Read on, it is hilarious.
Bethesda, Md. — Doctors were said to be treating President Barack Obama at Bethesda Naval Hospital today for exhaustion and possible vocal cord injuries after a freak television accident occurred at the White House Tuesday evening.
According to a statement read by White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, President Obama, noted for his near total dependence on the teleprompter when speaking, was leaving a practice session for an upcoming press conference when he happened upon a muted television set near the White House Briefing Room on which someone had activated the “closed captioning” function.
“Apparently, Mr. Obama mistook the captioning for his new flat screen teleprompter and began reading the text aloud,” Gibbs said. Gibbs stated that “what followed was a tragic marathon speaking session that lasted for nearly 14 hours before staff discovered Obama and disconnected the device.”
The President’s accidental filibuster was said to have included a 2-hour episode of “The Biggest Loser,” a much anticipated “Law and Order: Special Victim’s Unit,” the local evening news, and a late night paid infomercial for “natural male enhancement.” The press later described Obama’s reading of the captioning as “eloquent” (New York Times), “historic” (CNN), and “emotionally moving” (Newsweek).
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When asked for an explanation of how such an event could occur to the President of the United States, Gibbs responded, “That’s a good question. We’re investigating now. How anyone could leave the closed captioning on like that is just inexplicable. The White House staff should know better by now.”
You must read the rest of it here. It is hilarious down to the last line.

















