By Larry JohnsoncloseAuthor: Larry JohnsonName: Larry Johnson Email: lcjohnson1@me.com Site:http://NoQuarterUSA.net About: Larry C. Johnson is a former analyst at the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency, who moved subsequently in 1989 to the U.S. Department of State, where he served four years as the deputy director for transportation security, antiterrorism assistance training, and special operations in the State Department's Office of Counterterrorism. He left government service in October 1993 and set up a consulting business. He currently is the co-owner and CEO of BERG Associates, LLC (Business Exposure Reduction Group) and is an expert in the fields of terrorism, aviation security, and crisis and risk management, and money laundering investigations. Johnson is the founder and main author of No Quarter, a weblog that addresses issues of terrorism and intelligence and politics. NoQuarterUSA was nominated as Best Political Blog of 2008.See Authors Posts (1836) on April 1, 2009 at 1:56 PM in Current Affairs
Let’s face the facts. A serious President laden with gravitas is no damn fun. Dwight D. Eisenhower, for example, not comedy’s best friend. Well meet Barack Obama.
Another wit has noted that there is an easy solution to the bloated Federal deficit.
Just appoint more Democrats to top level jobs. Their ensuing rush to pay back taxes could very well push us back into the black.
Obama is still shy of the 100 day mark in office but is quickly providing great fodder for comedians. Here’s another blast from Jon Stewart:
The problem is that Obomba is the joke. Too bad that we aren’t laughing.
Ferd Berfle
The joke is mainly on the obamabots with the rest of us along on this roller-coaster ride to perdition by proxy. The only thing worse than an Obamabot is two obamabots. Let’s hope they get twice the misery, too.
I’mFedUp
Great post Larry, thanks. You know you’re in trouble when the Hollywood liberals take shots at TOTUS. He is a joke, laughing stock, and didn’t I just read somewhere that Brown had to interrupt him already in one of his stammering rants?
barry bums a ciggie
Gift list from the Obamas:
Gordon Brown: 25 dvds–check
Brown’s children: cheap ass toy replica of Air Force One–check
Her Majesty, the Queen of England: an iPod–check
barry bums a ciggie…I was just getting ready to post this…I can’t believe how ridiculous this whole thing is. Look at the comments by the people of the UK after that article. Ughhh…when does this nightmare ever end???
barry bums a ciggie
Seriously, it can only get worse if we find out they have Jay Z’s “I got 99 problems…” in the playlist. What a bunch of fools these people are. They can’t even come up with a historically significant gift to give to the Queen…the QUEEN for pete’s sake!!
I’mFedUp
I’m sorry, but the President of the United States giving the Queen of England an Ipod…wow…just…wow. I am sooo humiliated.
Lyn
and apparently she has already has one I wonder if they had a lovely message inscribed on the back
beebop
Wouldn’t a Kindle I-book have been a better idea? At least it would show that the 0zero’s understand READING IS FUNDAMENTAL!!!!!
JMac
You’re easily humiliated…
mary
Yes, Barry bums cigar…
I was wondering why the Clueless Leader couldn’t find something of historical significance to offer the Queen! And then thought this man is not even from the country that voted him “Prezident”. What does Barry Soetoro or Muhamed Hussein Dunham know about his own country? Nothing. It was all about Michele’s Black Liberation Theology, 20 years of Uncle Jeremia’s Goddam Amerikka and toxic assets these musts have been in little Barry Soetoro’s mind who was able ot attend the best schools due to Affirmative Action and his Grandma’s V-P of a Bank position. (he’s paying them back!).
OBUMMER IS CLUELESS ABOUT HIS OWN COUNTRY’S HISTORY! JUST THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BUSH COIN OF INCOMPETENCE, ARROGANCE AND STUPIDITY….
Doc99
His ignorance of US History might be related to his Kenyan ancestry. Just saying …
Ferd Berfle
His ignorance of US History might be related to his Kenyan ancestry.
Or his abject inability to be interested in anything but himself.
beebop
Or his abject inability to be interested in anything but himself
I vote for that ….
Ferd Berfle
For want of adoration, our Republic may be lost. Shame on him and his mouth-breathing followers.
FLDemFem
Well, if you saw the video of the Obummers meeting the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh, then you saw Meechelle shove her way between the Duke and the Queen. Normally, the Queen and the Duke stand together, as I recall, and the guests stand on either side of them. Of course, I am sure Meechelle wanted a pic of herself with the Queen, and she seemed to shove the Duke out of the way so she and Obummer stood on either side of the Queen with the Duke standing next to Meechelle. Just bad form all around. So embarrassing, sigh.
oowawa
Heck–all she needed to do was get a cardboard cutout of The Queen and cuddle up to it. No need to dis the Duke of Edinburgh! I wonder if they’ll ask to meet the Duke of Earl while they’re hobnobbing with royalty?
Docelder
He should have autographed a basketball and gave it to the queen. Just take a sharpie and sign it right in front of her… then put the sharpie back in his sock.
PainkillerJayne
lmfao!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahahaha
tango
And read this for the media screw ups regarding the timing of the press conference, etc. I wonder how the press feels?
The Obamas’ are an embarassment. They need to fire their social director or something. When Gordon Brown visited the U.S. he gave the president a very nice gift that was very well thought out. It was a pen made from the wood of one of the last slave ships. Barack and Michelle gave him 20 DVDs and they didn’t even work over in England. The Browns’ also gave the Obama children some very nice gifts and the Obamas’ gave the Brown children replicas of the president’s helicopter from the White House gift shop. Today the Obamas’ gave the Queen of England an ipod….and she already has one. The Obamas’ are tacky and remind me of the Beverly Hillbillies!
Lisabona
PETER ORSZAG, if his parents loved so much the communist system, why in the hell they left Hungary and in the same time ” inspired” their son, how great is to serve obama’s communist dream in America. I would like to ask him.
GlowingSpark
What?! Late night comedians are making fun of the President of the United States?! This has never happened before! No one ever made jokes about Bush or Clinton or Bush or Reagan or Carter or Ford or Nixon or Johnson or Kennedy! Wow, Larry! You’re right. Obama is a laughingstock. If only Hillary Clinton or John McCain were elected. No one would ever be able to make jokes about them.
politicalidentitycrisis
So, why didn’t they start during the Primary, numbskull???? Why? Obama was a laughing stock to many of us here then, too. Why the delay? Please do so clear up that mystery for me…
mary
Glowing Spark
Your spark of witless observation is surpassed only by your clearly depicted love for your Great Leader Oblabla! Good work. Now start paying pap and mom’s basement rental, ok?
‘Periodically, Obummer’s Fan Club will launch attacks against Truth and Hillary to boost His appeal…’
But Sweetie, his appeal is down in the low 50s and going down….
Diana L. C.
politicalidentitycrisis, just look at GlowingSpark’s post above yours. If they had done this to The Messiah during the primary and election, we may have had Hillary or McCain in the White House. How could they do their jobs now if that were the case?
politicalidentitycrisis
Yes, I always thought Stewart and Colbert were only wanting the one for job security. Hillary or McCain would have made their shows obsolete.
I’mFedUp
What’s Next? I’ll tell you what’s next. The Obama Reality Show
Posted by Troy, April 1, 200
Listen. Listen. Can you hear it? It’s the sound of Barack Obama bumper stickers being torn off of cars all over this freakin’ country. Are you kidding me? This guy’s a disaster. Change? Change? Nobody knew what change was then and nobody knows what change is now.
But nobody voted for change. They voted for Barack Obama. They voted for this mythical creature that was created by the liberal mainstream media; by the propaganda machine that runs this country. If people had voted for change they would have been just as excited if Hillary Clinton, or Joe Biden was running for president. Are you telling me that if Joe Biden was running against John McCain for president, people wouldn’t have been enthusiastic? People who never voted before, people who never cared about politics who came out of their houses in droves would have voted for Joe Biden. No! They voted for Barack Obama, and they are finally starting to realize Barack Obama’s an empty suit! Barack Obama’s the worst reality show ever created in this country, and the biggest problem with the Barack Obama reality show is that we can’t cancel it for at least four years. We have to watch this thing day after day, night after night, week after week, month after month, and year after year.
Episode # 1 – on the road to socialism.
Episode # 2 – nine trillion dollars of taxpayer’s money spent on freakin’ nonsense.
Episode # 3 – let’s take money from the responsible people and give it to the irresponsible people.
Episode # 4 – Barack goes to Iran; tells them to stop their nuclear program. They spit in his face!
Episode # 5 – Barack Obama asks Russia for help. Russia. Are you freakin’ kidding me? Barack Obama goes to Russia to help with Iran. If you help us with Iran we’ll get rid of our missiles in Poland. Are you freakin’ kidding me? We’re the United States of America, the strongest country in the freakin’ world, and you’re asking freakin’ Russia for help. Are you freakin’ kidding me?
Episode # 6 – The stimulus money you’re going to receive in your paychecks is taxable income, so you’re paying a double tax because this is money you’ve already been taxed on. How the hell does this stimulate the economy?
Episode # 7 – Barack Obama sends troops to Afghanistan. He didn’t want to stay in Iraq, because the war was costing too much, so now he’ll spend the same amount of money, if not more, to send troops to Afghanistan. How does this help the economy?
When are you people who voted for this freakin’ guy gonna finally stand up and admit you made a huge mistake? Okay. And if you’re a freakin’ kid, and your parents are still riding around with a Barack Obama bumper sticker on their freakin’ car, I’d be embarrassed. I’d walk everywhere I had to go. The only thing Barack Obama is gonna be able to accomplish is get rid of childhood obesity at this freakin’ point!
When are you people gonna wake up? Land of the free; home of the brave. We used to be the land of the free, the home of the brave. Now we’re the home of the stupid; home of the freakin’ screwed! Change. Change. I keep hearing about it. When is it coming? When is the anointed one gonna wave his magic wand and bring all this change? ‘Cause so far I’ve seen nothing. Absolutely freakin’ nothing!
What’s Next! What’s Next!! What’s Next!!!
trixta
But aren’t we now the land of change and hope? “Land of the free and the brave” — that’s soooo last century!
oowawa
Hmmmm . . . I’mFedUp, you seem to be someone familiar with scripts! I’ll be sure to tune into The Obama Reality Show. Uh-oh, wait a minute, I am tuned in already, and I can’t change the channel . . . for HOW MANY FRIGGIN’ YEARS?!?!?
Brodie
I’ll show you the freaking change: Here it is in my damned pocket! And it ain’t got no paper friends, either. pffft.
cool Pres
He is ruling you ! Because he is brilliant than anyone
FLDemFem
I just have to answer this troll. First of all, little one, the President does not rule, he governs. At least he does when he knows what he is doing, which this one doesn’t. And as for being brilliant, almost everyone who posts here can write better than Obummer, you being the obvious exception. He has other people write his stuff and then he just reads it off a teleprompter. He rarely speaks off the teleprompter and when he does, he is not brilliant. At all. So, take your silly self and get a real job. You will never get out of your parents’ basement at 5 cents a word.
politicalidentitycrisis
From the Stweart clip: Overseas Contingency Operations
What the hell else did you expect from words, just words?!
Tess
Okay, I know it’s OT, but it’s kind of related to the O as Laughingstock: Blago hired Tombstone Burris’ son for his radio show.
The beat goes on. I poisonally think we have not seen or heard the last of the Blago and the O show.
Pat Racimora
Let’s face the facts. A serious President laden with gravitas is no damn fun
The ONLY good thing about Wes Clark or Hillary Clinton not being our President.
arky
Bingo!
Clara Barton
Pat, How I wish one of them were our president.
tango
Well the update says he gave an autographed songbook too which is a nice gift. But I don’t know if it’s a proper gift for the Queen of England unless she loves Richard Rogers music and/or collects songbooks. Does anyone know?
I bet the Brits are all sitting around snickering at the incompetence of the Obama Administration to think handing the Queen an IPOD full of photos she probably already has is a good gift.
Tess
Think of it: the iPod, if photos, is full of photos of the O. If music, it’s Ludacris. How can ya go wrong?
Elizabeth
A rare edition songbook by Rodgers and Hammerstein, signed by Rodgers, is much more authentically American than an updated piece of technology or memorable than a framed photo of yourself, in my opinion.
beebop
unless the “yourself” is the queen of england and the frame is silver. move along butt boy.
KmX
I am no fan of Obama. But I have to defend him here. Apparently, he has said on many occasions that they do not celebrate Christmas or gift giving to family or friends. Hence, I can see why he doesn’t put much effort in gifts to foreign leaders. Somehow I feel a little sad for him and quite embarass.
tango
Well he wanted the job of President so he should do what Presidents are expected to do – that is give appropriate gifts to foreign heads of states or citizens of great esteem. If he’s not sure what to do or what gifts are appropriate, then he should hire people with high level international experience in these things. After the gaffe with the Browns, the Obamas should’ve been doubly careful with this gift. Thank goodness for the song book. At least that was considerate.
http://firefox AnnieCollier
Yes. I wasn’t sure what the press story meant by the songbook. It sounded as if it was an ipod download…still not clear about it.
Anyone watching The Tudors on Showtime? Henry VIII would not have been amused at such a slight. Yes, it’s a long tradition by heads of state. Fortunately for 0, Elizabeth is a modern queen. Can you imagine him giving an ipod to King Faisal?
Elizabeth
I wouldn’t necessarily jump on an Ipod with personalized trip photos of the recipient as inconsiderate. But who cares if she has everything else ? Gift exchanges cannot be conceived as anything other than strictly a matter of public decorum and conventional diplomacy. Obama is only a conduit for the American people with an official tradition to uphold to the world and regardless of either parties personal taste, it isn’t the place of a president to personalize the relationship in a way that is cool, edgy, or ‘unique.’
Diana L. C.
This has nothing to do with HIS family’s practice. If he understood history at all–gift giving has been a major part of meetings between kings, tribes, etc., from ancient times. These are historical traditions. As the person who is supposedly so smart that he didn’t need experience to be in his position, maybe he should have known this and should have been directing his staff to help him with it.
PainkillerJayne
I am sure,quite sure there are people in the Whitehouse that dedicate their lives to seeing the President follows protocol. This buffoon and his buffooness just have no class.
beebop
He must be waiting for his frankincense and myrrh … until then, it’s ipods and dvd’s for everyone
http://deleted Buzz Latte
It’s NOT about Obama or HIS beliefs. It’s about him representing our country and, frankly, he’s a MAJOR embarrassment.
The USA is not Obama nor is Obama the USA. He’s our public servant and it’s about time he figured that out lest the performance review committee recommend he be fired.
PainkillerJayne
and right now he is squatting in our house.
Ferd Berfle
Squatting–LMAO. It isn’t a good sign when the POTUS is both an anal-retentive control freak and narcissist while at the same time squatting. Someone is going to have to police up the mess he leaves, as it were.
oowawa
LOL Ferd. But then, I’m afraid that in a few more months I may have to be “squatting” in my own house.
I’mFedUp
“Squatting in our house?” LMAO.
The Squatter in Chief. It just gets easier to make fun of that nut every single day.
Ellen
funny Buzz – that’s not what the Brits are saying at all. They had NO problem with the i pod – only some americans (obama haters) blasted it.
and the queen and prince phillip almost always stand in between a visiting couple – queen, male, female or prince. michelle did nothing wrong here.
http://deleted Buzz Latte
You need to visit the UK paper the Telegraph and read for yourself how Brits feel about your idiot puppet Obama and his low class wife.
Get a clue, obot or go back to planet Koolaideus.
Because seriously YOU DON”T KNOW SHYT!
http://deleted Buzz Latte
You haven’t read any British news websites, have you Ellen…
Tess
If Obama the man can’t get past his personal tastes, he should’ve thought twice about buying the Presidency.
Sometimes it just isn’t about him.
http://firefox AnnieCollier
Etiquette is NOT ABOUT HIM. It’s about the other person. I realize that’s quite a shock to 0. Protocol is what is expected of leaders of nations. Another shock. He’s not hooking up with JayZ and Beyonce.
Lyn
actually he said (in people) THEY don’t buy gifts for the kids for Christmas because they get them from Santa, and they don’t buy the girls Bday gifts because they spend Money on the party. NOW I do NOt like either Obama, but I know many parents who do the same thing http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20221617,00.html
However it got out there and people believe they don’t believe in gifts, kind of like people insisting Sarah said she could see Russia from her house
wodiej
I don’t know ONE SINGLE PARENT who doesn’t buy gifts for their kids…NOT ONE. Most are pampered, selfish and spoiled.
jimbob
Jim Webb is curiously silent these days. hmmmmm
hey, I’m just sayin’ …
Clara Barton
Would Webb be commenting on the gift selection? What is he curiously silent about? He’s been pretty busy finalizing and introducing a new bill last week.
M. Johnson
It has been funny reading all of these negative comments about our President from people that can’t even spell or put together a complete sentence. Can you guys read? Check the polls in this country and abroad, the Obamas polls are all very positive. The comments here are truly a reflection on the character of the people who wrote them. In case you don’t understand what that means, it means your comments are a reflection of your poor character. Shame on you all. But you have no shame. Deal with it or leave.
http://deleted Buzz Latte
Obots love polls.
*Sigh*
Truly, Obama love is a reflection on the people that don’t get it.
Comments here reflect those that are well beyond the Kumbyah, brownshirt hopeydopey dreams of socialism.
But, hey, if reality isn’t your bag, please feel free to deal with it and leave.
ghostdancer
M. Johnson…..typical comment from an obot. “leave or deal with it “. We will comment anyway we choose to, you LEAVE !
tango
Oh gosh, look at the lastest Obama Administration screw up! The WH is being run by incompetents.
M. Johnson evidently has been taken in the Barry Soetoro Hussein like many other ignorant people in this country. Even if you were willing to give Barry a chance, by now, everyone should know what he is all about. He is trying to level the playing field by taking away everything most true AMERICANS have worked for. He is for all of takers in this country. He has the mentality of his race. Most minorities feel they have something coming. At whose expense? Yours and mine? I don’t thing so. He has driven a wedge between the races. I think it is by design. That’s my opinion which Barry hasn’t tried to take away, yet. If he decides to take away our guns I’d love for him to come in person and take mine. He, in my opinion, is a BAD man. He has no intention of making this country better for all people. He has and agenda that I and many others are not happy with. He, as I write has just changed the health care bill agian. He really has no plan. Come on America, let’s wake up and take back our country. This guy is no good. Oh, by the way I am Hispanic. The only difference between me and other minorities is, I have worked for everything I have in my life. I didn’t look for help from others to make my life better. I did it myself, so I resent the fact that all of these so-called down-trodden people think they have something coming. Work for it. This president of yours, he will never be mine, is a give-way fool. I don’t like, respect or have any good thoughts about him. I, at 64 years of age maybe wishing my life away, but I can’t wait until two thousand and twelve. If this clown gets back in I will have lost all faith in this country and if I have enough money left I will move from here. AMERICANS, get with it.
Very Concerned AMERICAN,
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