The Left Reviews the GOP Budget [Update]
By SusanUnPC on April 1, 2009 at 8:13 PM in Congress (House & Senate), Obama's Budget, Republicans
(Just in case: I’m joshing with you below! UPDATE Question: Why are the Brits calling Michelle “mite-y”? That’s NOT very nice!)
You silly fools who praised the speech and writings of Rep. Paul Ryan! Honestly! What’s WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??? Here’s what TPM’s Josh Marshall has to say about Rep. Ryan and the idiots (that’d be you too) who applauded the fiscally cautious budget:
I realize that it doesn’t afford me a lot of opportunities for personal or spiritual growth. But I’m nonetheless comforted by the fact that the Republicans running things in the House GOP caucus are still as clinically insane as in years past.
There are plenty of others including the Washington Monthly’s sage Steve Benen,
Besides, what is WRONG with a debt of a few trillion dollars? Huh? Well, about nine years ago, the left-swinging writers for the drama, The West Wing, thought the cost required for equitable slave reparations was so huge that we’d have to sell “Texas and the U.S. Navy”!
In this scene, “Josh (Bradley Whitford) is assigned to talk with the administration’s controversial nominee (Carl Lumbly) for assistant attorney general for civil rights who advocates that African-Americans receive financial reparations for slavery.”
The nominee tells Josh how much slave reparations will cost, which is … well, you watch the video … and you’ll KEEL OVER at the total amount:
But that was nine years ago. Today, a trillion here, a trillion there … come on, people. Times change! Those West Wing writers must be MORTIFIED that they wrote that line that Josh utters.
Oh, you want to know what those other leftie writers said about you and yours today? Steve Benen titled his post, “A BUDGET PERFECT FOR APRIL FOOLS’ DAY….” Ouchie. And what an ORIGINAL LINE! WOW! What a writer Benen is!
Rumor has it that Rep. Paul Ryan of Wisconsin, the ranking Republican on the House Budget Committee, is one of the House GOP Caucus’ sharper members. He has a reputation for knowing what he’s talking about, and doing his homework. So, when I saw that he’d written an op-ed for the Wall Street Journal about the GOP’s budget alternative, I was anxious to see what he’d come up with.
To be sure, the roll-out for the alternative budget has been a rather humiliating fiasco, as evidenced by the Republican decision to unveil a budget with no numbers in it. And we won’t really be able to scrutinize the proposal until the caucus decides to release some, you know, data.
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the “borrow-and-spend philosophy” did not create the crisis, so Ryan’s prescription is automatically based on a misdiagnosis. But even if we put that aside, the alternative budget reflects a political party that embraced a breathtakingly radical worldview.
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It’s almost as if Ryan and his Republican colleagues are trying to destroy the economy. As Pat Garofalo recently explained, “The economic stimulus package’s main purpose is to close the GDP gap and jumpstart the economy by spurring spending by households, government and the private sector. A spending freeze would act as an ‘anti-stimulus,’ cutting spending precisely when it’s too low and the economy is moving too slowly.”
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And if Paul Ryan is what passes today as a sane partisan, the Republican Party has a long way to go before it can sit at the big kids’ table.
See? With you people acting like a trillion here, a trillion there is a big deal, we’re never gonna get out of this recession.
What, you say? Recessions are cyclical and go away on their own? But, but … we have an opportunity here! Carpe diem, people! Spend, spend, spend! China loves us, and wants to give us lots of money. (I wonder why they love doing that so much. Huh.)
Let me pile on some more Josh Marshall, in case you need it:
We see today from their House GOP ‘budget’ that their new-found allegiance to fiscal discipline has them lowering the top marginal tax rate to 25% (it’s currently 35%, with the Bush tax cuts), which for anyone who knows anything about the federal budget would pretty much inevitably lead to gargantuan federal deficits and the Treasury exploding probably some time early in the next decade. They manage to still have the deficits coming down by bunch of nonsense hokum about oil rigs and other foolery.
Treasury is going to explode?!?!?! Wow.
This part I just don’t understand. Do you?
As you can see, predicting ideological stances over as yet unborn Democratic members of Congress, the GOP scoring appears to have us on track for the government owning about 90% of the economy in the early-mid-22nd century, which if I remember is about the time period of the invention of the warp drive. So I don’t know if they’ve figured that in too.
Then Marshall added an update, which I also don’t understand because, well, I am not a Trekkie. So? What’s it to ya?!?!?!?
(ed.note: Alas, I’m not the Star Trek aficionado I once was or flattered myself to be, I guess. Turns out warp drive is invented in 2063, almost two decades before the current House GOP budget projections.)
I think I’m supposed to laugh.
But mostly at you.
Hahahahahahahahaha. Ha!!!

















