Kneecappers
By SusanUnPC on March 29, 2008 at 11:30 PM in Bamboozling, Barack Obama, Chicago politics, Health Care, Hillary Clinton, Hoodwinking, John Edwards
Oh, and lest anyone here still think that Obama’s an angel — that he’s your messiah come to save the United States of Amerikkka and the entire globe — let me inform you that it wasn’t some anonymous DNC official who invented and then whispered the line about Tonya Harding last week to ABC’s Jake Tapper. It was Obama himself who first exploited the Tonya Harding analogy at a campaign rally clear back in December 2007.
You wanna know Barack’s big problem? He can’t close the deal. My daughter said to me months ago, “Mom, if he were really that charismatic, he’d have had this sewn up a long time ago.” As Blake, the character played by Alec Baldwin in the film adaptation of Glengarry Glen Ross, says — and I’m saying this to you, Barack Obama:
You can’t close the leads you’re given, you can’t close shit, *you are* shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, ’cause you are going *out*.
There’s another reason Obama can’t close the deal (or win the gold). He’s a phony. Regular Americans see through him. They can tell that he’s an Elmer Gantry type. They see that he is full of shit. And so do John Edwards and Elizabeth Edwards.
This is from Jeralyn’s terrific post tonight at Talk Left blog, “Why Edwards Didn’t Endorse Obama, Superdelegates and More,” in which she quotes John Heileman at New York Magazine:
According to a Democratic strategist unaligned with any campaign but with knowledge of the situation gleaned from all three camps, the answer is simple: Obama blew it. Speaking to Edwards on the day he exited the race, Obama came across as glib and aloof. His response to Edwards’s imprecations that he make poverty a central part of his agenda was shallow, perfunctory, pat.
Clinton, by contrast, engaged Edwards in a lengthy policy discussion. Her affect was solicitous and respectful. When Clinton met Edwards face-to-face in North Carolina ten days later, her approach continued to impress; she even made headway with Elizabeth. Whereas in his Edwards sit-down, Obama dug himself in deeper, getting into a fight with Elizabeth about health care, insisting that his plan is universal (a position she considers a crock), high-handedly criticizing Clinton’s plan (and by extension Edwards’s) for its insurance mandate. …
Jeralyn notes the takeaway from Heileman’s article:
The implications of this story are several and not insignificant. Most obviously, it suggests that the front-runner’s diplomatic skills could use some refinement. It also raises the issue, which has cropped up in a different form after New Hampshire, Super-Duper Tuesday, and the Ohio and Texas primaries, of Obama’s capacity to close the deal.
Jeralyn has a lot more to say about the state of the primary, and the next couple months. Check it out.
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Special thanks to MassDemm for creating the “Kneecappers” video.


















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