Comments on: Chris Matthews Redux

By: skippy

skippy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 00:00:16 +0000

so this is where you’ve been hiding, eh, dcmediagirl? nice of you to let everyone know!

as to matthew’s feeling crawling up his leg, there’s medicines for restless leg syndrome now, you know.

you want to send him to pahrump (nye county) where one can find a vast array of partners from the four major genders…

what’s the fourth one?

By: dcmediagirl

dcmediagirl — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:00:42 +0000

Please also note the references to where Clinton and Netanyahu were educated. Chris likes to spout that blue collar Irish working stiff stuff but deep down he’s a wannabe with his nose pressed to the window. He went to Holy Cross but wishes like hell he’d gone to an Ivy or a reasonable facsimile so he too could be part of the “in” crowd and let in on the secret handshake.

By: Fred C. Dobbs

Fred C. Dobbs — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:53:28 +0000

>>> …send him to chicken ranch in Vegas…

About $600-$800, plus Tip and Taxi ahould cover it.

Boinking For Dollars is, has always been, and will continue to be Unlawful in Las Vegas and Clark County, Nevada.

You want to send him to Pahrump (Nye County) where one can find a vast array of partners from the four major genders willing to perform an extensive variety of erotic acts for ducats, from a simple belly-bump to some of the more arcane positions from the USDA Poultry Manual.

“Over the Hump to Pay-Rump,” as we say around here in Toontown. Shucks, Heidi Fleiss lives there!

“There’s NO Business Like HO’ Business…!”

By: John

John — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:42:45 +0000

It’s called a Beard, and if you have money, they really aren’t hard to come by.

See Graham, Lindsey and Limbaugh, Rush for references.

And- I strongly suspect- Hannity, Sean.

By: kitty

kitty — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:04:00 +0000

I discovered that Chris Matthews has a wife, Kathleen. Suprised the heck out of me. Apparently she’s donated the maxmum possible to the Hillary campaign, too.

I don’t know what part I’m having the hardest time accepting, that someone married him, that he’s apparently not gay, or that his wife supports Hillary.

By: TeakWoodKite

TeakWoodKite — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:08:18 +0000

dcmediagirl: Salutations.
Question:
Did you, for the safety the expedition party, give them level A hazmat suits?

The look on Kieth’s face was priceless…he looked like he was thinking…”This is not my life!”…when Chris said that.

Look forward to reading your posts.

By: Iphie

Iphie — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:56:47 +0000

Wow. That makes perfect sense — his hatred of all things Clinton (esp. the clenis) and his misogyny; women don’t like him so he has it in for both women and the men they do find attractive. Aww, Tweety, I’m sure we can find you a good therapist — we’ll make sure he’s a guy, nowhere near your age, someone completely non-threatening who doesn’t exhibit any of the qualities that give you your unique brand of man-love.

Wow. Just wow.

By: TeakWoodKite

TeakWoodKite — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:51:42 +0000

“silence of the media lambs”

Clarice Starling: What did Lecter say about…?First principles”?
Ardelia Mapp: Simplicity…
Clarice Starling: What does this guy do, he “covets”. How do we first start to covet?
Ardelia Mapp: “We covet what we see -”
Clarice Starling: ” - every day.”
Ardelia Mapp: Hot damn, Clarice.
Clarice Starling: He knew her.

Great visual Mr.Murder !

By: simon

simon — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:49:00 +0000

I really think this goes back to sexual jealously of Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton as alpha male.

Obama, Bush, the whole neocon tree, even Kerry are not really sexual men, with the exception of Kerry, all could be labeled as weak misogynists.

So Clinton would threaten them, he’s intellectually superior, and sexually superior.

I know it’s cliche, and open to misinterpretation.

By: John

John — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:20:23 +0000

Don’t forget that Matthews ran for Congress once and was defeated; I think that, deep down, he really never got over that loss and is bitter at anyone in his age bracket being successful in politics when he was just a failure.

I also think that he had a mad crush on Hillary once and believes that if she had married him instead of Bill, MATTHEWS would have gone to the White House. His hatred of Hillary is too obvious to be less than personal.

By: Jess Wonderin

Jess Wonderin — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:11:18 +0000

Figured him to have “lo-man issues” and was convined he was too close to the firepit when he rubbed his hard-on over Fred’s man smell . . . thanks for the reveal . . . look forward to more.

By: Pandora

Pandora — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:55:33 +0000

Is Chris married? May be he needs to get laid. We should may be set up a fund and contribute money for him to send him to chicken ranch in Vegas. Also we need to make sure we give a bottle of viagra to go with it.

By: Fred C. Dobbs

Fred C. Dobbs — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:50:59 +0000

Diabetics (male), particularly those over 40 with a juice problem, often find themselves a little slow to salue the flag.

By: Taters

Taters — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:39:15 +0000

Thanks for the inside baseball, dcmediagirl. Welcome to NQ. And like my fellow posters here - I’m anxiously looking forward to reading more of your work.

By: norrismorris

norrismorris — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:57:24 +0000

Bejamin N’s wife is a good looking woman. His second wife. But never mind, as noted by others here, Matthews suffers from mental and erectile dysfunction.

He reminds me of a naughty child who has ADD; is all over the place and out of control. He’s just not a grown up but is unfortunately kept on by
MSNBC which I have stopped watching.

Keith Olbermann is a disappointment as an enabler
of the Hillary bashers and has cheapened himself in the process.

By: norrismorris

norrismorris — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:47:30 +0000

As I thought, he’s not good at attracting women, and can’t figure out why.

Clinton and Ben N. are attractive brilliant chick magnets whether one agrees with their policies or not. Ideologically far apart but both verbal, stimulating, and sexually appealing. And intellectuals inspite of Chris M’s cluelessness.

A mighty insecure man who is jealous of charming men, and denigrates women as often as he can.

He should be off the air if he can’t figure out why his obnoxious,bombastic,spittlespeak sexist trash talk is unattractive and uninteresting.

He does thrash around a lot and has a potty mouth.

By: simon

simon — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:40:19 +0000

He is a satirical parody of what his profession has become, by design. He knows about the silence of the media lambs.

That’s quite a luxury, isn’t it?

I would think the first responsibility of the media should be to the public.

What else is there, if you play the game, you can become Chris Matthews?

And people think this is attractive?

By: simon

simon — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:36:31 +0000

Speaking of Karl Rove, this certainly explains a lot.

Thank you, dcmediagirl, he really is as insipid as he seems.

By: DisenfranchisedVoter

DisenfranchisedVoter — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:31:53 +0000

Chris Matthews is a straight up LOSER. He has no personality, no looks, probably no sex life. His only accomplishment is his crappy cable show where he gets to criticize people who are sooo much better at life than he is.

By: Gloria

Gloria — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:25:25 +0000

Back in 2001 I wrote a piece about Matthews being admitted to a psychiatric hospital….He is still around the bend….