Lavender Newswire’s Brilliant Guide to Obamabots
By SusanUnPC on May 15, 2008 at 2:21 PM in Barack Obama, Democrats, GLBT, Hillary Clinton
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Notice something? For about three days after his supporters declared Barack Obama the “presumptive nominee” (the DNC didn’t; Obama himself didn’t; his supporters did), the constant bashing of us non-believers and calls to banish us (and Hillary) from the Democratic Party (and maybe even the planet), forever, suddenly subsided, to be replaced by sickeningly cloying calls for “unity” and “graciousness,” ’cause, after all, “we’re all Democrats.”
This, non-believers, is how stupid the Obamabots really think we are.
It was as if The Big Giant Head at Obama Central texted new marching orders to the cell phones (or perhaps directly into the brain-chip implants) of all Obamaniacs simultaneously, and that message went something like this: “OMFG REDID DA MATH: WE FD UP. 86 OPERATION HRC BASH IMMED PROCEED W/OPERATION MAKE NICEY NICE ASAYGT. ACK.”
All of a sudden, Obama supporters everywhere — on once-Democratic message boards (now exclusively Obama Outposts), and on their own blogs, and as they infiltrate pro-Clinton blogs — responded, Pavlov-like, as if a switch had been pulled.
I’m glad to see I’m not the only one to notice this. Curious to learn the extent of this phenomenon, I went surfing through dozens of non-Obama blogs and message boards (I don’t call them all “pro-Hillary,” as those of us immune to the Twu-Bewiever Kool-Aid are not all necessarily Hillary supporters; many of us just see Obama for what he really is, and our blood runs cold at the thought of leaving our nation in his most incapable hands), and found: It’s everywhere. …
Read all of “Obama Supporters: Do you have any idea how predictable you’ve become? (P.S. Nobody’s buying your latest nicey-poo ploy.).”
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