A New Obama Presidential Seal
By Uppity Woman on June 25, 2008 at 4:11 PM in Barack Obama
You have got to love Clyde. I asked him for a special new Seal to replace the one that lasted 24 hours and is now, reports the Chicago Tribune, “formally retired.” You know, something more appropriate. As always, Clyde came through.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the New Improved Obama Presidential Seal.
…And here’s Senator Obama proudly speaking above his own personal seal.
….And here is King Obama and his seal.
(Release: November 13)
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That`s better
LOL.
Yesterday I made this post at Dailykooks and it was pulled within 2 minutes:
Title: Faux-Presidential seal thrown under the bus
message: “That’s not the faux-Presidential Seal that I knew….”
That joke apparently was too much for those idiots and had to be censored.
LOL No. Did you time it?
Practically. By the time I went to follow up on the “you troll!” comment my posts were gone. Couldn’t have been more than a couple minutes.
Can I still call him the Grand Possum? Or is he now the rubber chicken king?
Are there 57 stars on that flag??
The King seal is the way to go.
Oh man, that’s going to send Obamatrons’ heads into frickkin’ orbit.
Heck that’s some of Clyde’s tamer stuff. You should see the one HE uses.
They will probably say something like this:
Clyde…duuuuude…awesome seal man…damn you are making me hungry bro! oh I forgot I am supposed to tell you….I forgot…wait I’ll be back… I have to report you to Fight The Smears…hehehe cool bong!
Love it Uppity, the best is your name is on it.
Oh and that Bill Ayers picture is perfect.
I strongly object to your equating Obambi to us stoners. it is an insult to stoners everywhere and the ones who love and enable us.
I apologize profusely! I truly hope I haven’t bummed out your current high!
well
currently I am working so it was sort of bummed anyway.
but Im ok. really. Im ok.
You sure? I mean I could put some southern comfort in the base of the hookah and fire her up for you. Want some candy? How about a nice roast beef sandwich?
yer just a tease.
a tease.
Aw come on! here! Have some chocolate cake. You wanna play “watch the jello shake on the spoon”?
That too funny. Obama burgers, the burger that looks good on television and bad in real life.
Does anybody really eat at Burger King?
You know at Burger King you get to have it your way.
Haahahahahahah. Ouch. Hahahahahah. Ouch. My back. Ouch.
Hahahahaha.
New Burger King Jingle: Hold the NAFTA, hold the FISA, special interests don’t upset us. All we ask is that you let us have it our way.
If Obama wore the the burger king crown, Obamabots would go there and not know why?
They would say, We Know We Are Getting Screwed but We Like It.
Can he supersize that?
Did you see that there will be nothing FRIED at the Democratic convention? Is Donna B going to be “packing?” hahahahahahaha!
ROFL. Donna how come you brought such a huge tote bag?????
we low information hillbillies prefer possum burgers.
or possomus burgers as we like to call um.
Hopefully Crow will be on the convention menu.
Hilarious but possibly the background would work better in yellow? lol Great satire.
Absolutely great!! Love it!!
You people trip me out!!
LARRY check this out!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Zy50Dy6Zk
great video
“No Quarter” should sponsor an Obama seal contest. LOL
What a great idea! Larry, you hear that?
Sounds like fun!
No the flag has 50, but as you can see, two are X’d out. They used to be Florida and Michigan.
pfft
no I didnt see that. thank you.
I’m ever the optimist….this weekend Iowa is the battleground state for Hillary
PLEASE PASS THIS AROUND..POST IT ON YOUR BLOG..PLEASE
This weekend is the Iowa Dem. Convention. So many people in that state have gone through so much with the floods it’s been terrible and I’m certain that Hillary delegates have been affected….but I’m still hoping her delegates and alternates will show up. It’s also an opportunity for Edwards’ delegates and alternates to play a critical role. Wouldn’t it be great if Hillary could win this weekend? !! What would the superdelegates say then? This could be a turning point.
People are calling Hillary’s delegates and alternates. The question: can we reach the Edwards’ supporters?
If you blog, please get the word out that Hillary needs her delegates and alternates AND Edwards’ delegates and alternates.
If you write letters to the newspaper editors, send some to Iowa papers.
If you have Hillary supporting email networks, please ask them to also blog, write and forward.
Thanks!
This could be like the 91st hole of the US Open.
OH YEAH..GREAT SEAL..LOL
The stuff here is awesome.
Lots of good reading on the blog.
Thanks Larry.
Do we all get fries and coke with that second one?
FUNNY! It would good on a billboard.
billboards do think it would make us all SICK
I dont know.
it seems a little mainstream for the Precious.
maybe some lines.
wow, what a lame place this is.
Um, ya know that comment would have packed a bigger punch if your moniker wasn’t so pathetic.
great minds
LOL I just noticed the name.
Wasn’t that a song?
Heyyyyyyyy there………Lonely boyyyyyyyyyyyyyy……..
Myyyyyyyyy only boyyyyyyyyyyyy
Oh no wait. That was girl.
He thought No Quarter was a free porn site.
now that was funny
Wow what a lame comment that was.
Can I get a flame broiled Obumaburger to go with that order for a seal!
No, that is the kid’s meal.
You get the free plastic seal if you by the whopper with cheese.
I hear the Ospamaburger is good! Spam – the original ‘wonder meat.’
It’s real big in Hawaii, Obamas from there, so eat up.
This just in– Mr O disagrees with SCOTUS about the child rape case.
A little show of anti-crime testesterone can be a shrewd move for a libdem.
dont underestimate the courage it takes to come out strongly against child molestation.
John,
yeah but Obama voted to let babies die ( partial birth abortion) if the baby is borned a live.
FREAKING PHONEY:
1. In 2000, Mr. Obama was one of two senators who voted present on a bill on whether facts not presented to a jury could later be the basis for increasing an offender’s sentence beyond the ordinary maximum.
2. Mr. Obama did not vote yes or no on a bill that would allow certain victims of sexual crimes to petition judges to seal court records relating to their cases. He also voted present on a bill to impose stricter standards for evidence a judge is permitted to consider in imposing a criminal sentence.
On the sex crime bill, Mr. Obama cast the lone present vote in a 58-to-0 vote.
Mr. Obama’s campaign said he believed that the bill violated the First Amendment. The bill passed 112-0-0 in the House and 58-0-1 in the Senate.
3. In 1999, Barack Obama was faced with a difficult vote in the Illinois legislature — to support a bill that would let some juveniles be tried as adults, a position that risked drawing fire from African-Americans, or to oppose it, possibly undermining his image as a tough-on-crime moderate.In the end, Mr. Obama chose neither to vote for nor against the bill. He voted “present,” effectively sidestepping the issue, an option he invoked nearly 130 times as a state senator.
NO GUTS OBAMA. Not tough on crime. Not tough on ANYTHING!
“http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/20/us/politics/20obama.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all&oref=slogin”
He’s really good with disagreeing with things he doesn’t get to vote on. If he were on the court, he would have been hiding in the men’s room during the vote.
OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!
That one with the “KING” had me spitting out my Lemonade. That was too damn funny! Mind if I use it on MY site? It’s too damn hilarious! ROFLMAO!
Yes but did the lemonade come out of your nose? Because if it didn’t come out of your nose, it’s not REALLLLLY funny.
Stop! Stop! I’m scaring my dogs, I’m laughing so hard.
Have you all listened to this yet
Larry Johnson on John Batchelor Part 1of 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy2srRwuiAw&feature=related
The ridiculous thing about the “seal thing” is that you don’t subvert a country’s official seal and summarily replace it with your personal icon, unless you roll it out along with tanks. Nobody in American history has had the temerity to do this before. I suppose he thinks this is another special privilege do him.
Sometimes I think he is deliberately trying to destroy his political future. Is this a cry for help?
Well for cryin’ out loud, could he please try a little harder? Daaaaaamn. What is it going to take to take this boner out? He takes the term “teflon” to a whole new level. Jeez Louise.
That’s a very good and troubling question. Perhaps he’s trying to tell us something?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9wDdFyDq7oA&feature=related
It’s good to be the king!
Hey Uppity!
I have a picture of Austin Powers, Dr. Evil up on my site. I do not have a photoshop program. Maybe someone can clip it and paste Obama’s face on it. I think this would be hilarious!
What say you guys?
See Clyde. He is really into Obama seals. Go to his site and see the one HE uses.
link please
Im sort of new here.
(but I think I have found a home)
At the top of this post, click on the blue, underlined “Clyde” – it takes you right to his site.
Awesome stuff there! I especially like the Denver Unity Express carousel graphic! ROFLMAO
Thank you, Uppity. The King seal is priceless.
duh!
told you I was a stoner.
(thanks for the link)
http://www.clydestuff.com/
thats, like, the fourth bookmark I have made in the hour I have been in and out of here.
I love it.
They had already been infected with the Kool-Aid at TL. I think Owsley’s evil twin has been found.
Hilarious! I love it! But, isn’t that a bong? Shouldn’t it be a crack pipe instead? Please sign this petition to NOT vote Obama!
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/pledge-to-vote-against-obama-in-the-general-election
I an sorry but just saying the name obama sounds like a joke much less king obama…
PUMA
f*king Obama sort of rolls off the toung though doesnt it?
After reading your post and seeing the burger king seal I just saw the new burger king commercial.
One guy wants to know how the other one got this new hamburger they are advertising. He calls him “an arrogant punk”.
The timing was too funny.
COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY ALWAYS.
You’re right Uppity! Clyde has some GREAT stuff at his site!
Too funny. We need a laugh occasionally and this certainly fills the bill. I go for the Burger King aka the Possum King. And paraphernalia is much more appropriate than the eagle.
Thanx for the smile!
Pumapac.org
Love it!
Then again there’s a pretty good one at the bottom of this entry
http://edgeoforever.wordpress.com/2008/06/22/the-new-seal/
LOL on “Truthily”.
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I love the Burger King crown. That was theeeee perfect finishing touch. But dammit, it made me want onion rings and a shake RIGHT NOW.
Double cheeseburger, hold the arugula!
I happened to be listening to FOX last night and I heard the presumptive first lady Michelle has a chief of staff and a office of staff to back that up.
Is that normal? was just wondering about that because I never heard that one before, it was mentioned on the Hannity show, so wanted to know if that is how it goes.
So, who does she have in her posse? Is Oprah one of them?
Pow! Pow! Pow! and Double Pow! Keep the great posts comin’ ya’ll!! Its what makes NQUSA Rock!! Imagine just how unique this campaign has been. A ‘black’ man vs. a woman; and then the first time a presumptive nominee lost the nomination before the convention. The MSM mind reels!!
What’s the motto?
http://www.obama-wire.com
Beats me. LOL.
I heard that Obama is the next9/11 and we are doing it to ourselves if we let him win.
Poor Obama — the netroots feel jilted by him now. http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0608/11349.html
It serves those assholes right. They’ve been pwned. They deserve it.
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by Reaper0Bot0, Thu Jun 26, 2008 at 12:46:05 AM CST
Yep. The PUMA’s have met the Republicans, and my god is it hilarious to watch.
I can barely contain my glee as I see posters at RedState try as hard as they can not to slam Senator Clinton and her husband. It’s not easy for some of them, given that they’ve had a few decades to hold a grudge. Nothing wrong with that, it’s their opinion.
But you’ve really got to read this.
http://www.redstate.com/blogs/susannah/2 008/jun/20/how_to_reach_out_to_clinton_v oters_using_specific_issues
It’s long. It’s messy. However, it’s pure comedy gold.
Says one RedStater:
“With regard to the current level of whining about the “dirty” campaign BO ran, Hillary’s folk were right out there with stuff that, if it were discussed by Republicans, would have likely led to urban rioting.
In the world of national politics, the Clintons are about the most dishonest and unethical group ever to breech the National scene. That they’ve gotten their heads handed to them, and with any luck self destructed in the process, is simply schadenfreud of the first order.”
And that’s one of the milder bits. I really have to laugh when I see stuff like this. Did these folks not understand that the Republicans actively disrespect Senator Clinton, whereas Obama supporters largely did nothing of the kind. Some of these RedStaters positively thrash the Clintons, in a thread where they’re trying to come up with a plan to convince them to vote for McCain!.
Another quote: “Please stop now! It’s too late to save the shoes, but if you stop now I might be able to save the pants. The incredulity of your assertion that Hillary is squeeky clean and pure as the driven snow is too much to swallow.”
Please, I’m begging you guys, DO NOT post there, and DO NOT tell them where you came from. I’m not posting this to denigrate RedState or to harm their efforts to pursue conservative causes. I strongly disagree with them, but that’s their site and we should no more troll their house than they should ours. I just want you guys to see how its going for the PUMA’s, as they’ve reached out.
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HA! I love it.
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