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Barack’s Upcoming HuffPo Post

Barack Obama explains today at the Huffington Post why he is now for FISA exceptions after he was against them. Too bad the U.S. Olympics gymnastic team is already set–they could use a man with this kind of flexibility. I have a spy inside the Barack team. It is time for me to come clean. Now that Barack is talking and acting more like a Republican I figured it was time for me to acknowledge that he is a changed man. I have decided to support Barack for President. What changed my mind?

I got a sneek peak at an upcoming piece that he will post of Huffington Post. He lays bare his soul and has convinced me that he is, truly, the One for America. Here is the piece:

We can eliminate hunger in America. Say it with me, “YES WE CAN.” In fact, the solution lies within. Literally. It is time for us to recognize and appreciate the nutritive benefits of fecal material. Since I am from the hood, I believe it is important to communicate clearly what I mean. Therefore, let me be succinct. Eat Shit. You, my people, just don’t understand. Shit actually tastes good. I realize it may not have an appetizing appearance or an enticing aroma, but gosh dang it, it is nourishing. You know what they say–the best things in life are done twice. And since shit is nothing more than recycled food then we must seize the moment and use this unappreciated resource to end hunger once and for all. In fact, I know that when you eat shit you lose your appetite. Your hunger disappears.

Eating shit also has remarkable effects on mental acuity. It was while I was feasting on a steaming pile of my own recycled waste that I came to realize that the things I had said during the primary on key policies and old friends were in error. I have eaten shit and have seen the light. So, forget what I said about FISA, NAFTA, Iraq, Jeremiah Wright, abortion, taxes. I said that before I was full of shit. But now that I am filled and my hunger sated, I know what I believe. Please follow me to the truth. If you will simply believe me then you too can be full of shit.

So you see? A man who writes shit like this ought to be President. Right?

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Comment by Anee | 2008-07-04 14:04:07

In the words of the immortal, Bart Simpson, HA, HA, !!!

Comment by s7vn | 2008-07-04 14:15:30

Whoa now a real life walking, talking, and breathing turd-head?

 

Comment by Dawnelle | 2008-07-04 14:16:41

:-D ~~~ Pahahah all over my key board LARRYYYYYY!!

ROFLOL!

 

Comment by TampaPUMA | 2008-07-04 15:08:08

it wasn’t Bart Simpson who said that, it was Nelson…

 

Comment by Zee | 2008-07-04 15:39:20

 

Comment by BlueTopaz | 2008-07-04 18:06:34

Isn’t it Nelson who says “Ha Ha”?

Comment by Anee | 2008-07-04 18:39:57

Sorry, OK, guys, I get it ….

In the words of the immortal Nelson,

HA! HA!

But I still love Bart more.

 
 
 

Comment by roseeriter | 2008-07-04 14:05:48

Larry, you nasty boy…lol

Comment by Zee | 2008-07-04 15:40:42

Hey, HOUNDS eat shit.

For real.

 
 

Comment by Uppity Woman | 2008-07-04 14:07:29

Comment by Ellen D | 2008-07-04 16:15:48

Me too.
Obama feels he can let his true self out now since the Supers are scared shitless of the Jesse Jackson wing and threats of violence if Obama is not anointed at the convention. Don’t you dare vote for Hillary now no matter what that little brat does, or we’ll throw a tantrum riot!

 
 

Comment by Seattle Moss | 2008-07-04 14:07:50

Mirror Mirror on the wall
Who is the phoniest of them all?

 

Comment by Undercover Black Man | 2008-07-04 14:07:53

Mr. Johnson, you remain, as ever, a class act… a champion of civil discourse.

Happy Fourth of July!

Comment by WildChild | 2008-07-04 14:10:24

 

Comment by mountainlion | 2008-07-04 17:04:55

under cover man, you too can eat shit ! great article, larry ! lmao. new crayon color in the box, obama shit brown.

Comment by Undercover Black Man | 2008-07-04 17:20:02

Pause. Breathe. Think.

This is the world you want to live in… where people talk to each other this way? Where civility and standards of comity are so debased?

When did our political culture become so unrelentingly nasty? And who will stand against this?

Comment by WildChild | 2008-07-04 17:24:52

OK I paused,I breathed and I thought… yup, I still want to live in a country that respects free speech.

Comment by Undercover Black Man | 2008-07-04 17:30:15

I call on you, WildChild, to respect the dignity of human beings and to behave accordingly. Just because we’re typing on computers, that doesn’t mean this is a video game. This is our lives, this is our social reality… right here.

Do you want to lift it up, or do you want to drag it further down?

(Your response, I’m sure, will point in a predictable direction.)

Comment by WildChild | 2008-07-04 17:32:50

I want free speech.

 

Comment by StrawberrybitesBarky | 2008-07-04 17:38:38

Respect? Gawd. Respect this, this is our play ground and we respectfuly ask Obamatrons to leave.

Comment by Disgusted | 2008-07-04 17:44:28

As far as I know it all started with Obama’s run for the presidency. Not saying one goes hand in hand but it does make you think doesn’t it? Regardless of who is to blame there isn’t much unity is there?

 

Comment by Undercover Black Man | 2008-07-04 17:48:18

While it might resemble an unsupervised playpen, Strawberry… this is in fact an open forum on teh internetz.

Comment by Deep Truths | 2008-07-04 19:13:03

UBM, what’s up with your username. Why are you undercover.

Bro ain’t going to win so why pretend he is. He’s losing his own supporters daily with his super duper flip-flops. He’s NEVER supported the black community but played him like a hoodwinking gangsta.

Hopefully you visit anti-Obama Hussein sites for clarity from that bamboozling word fog that your Messiah put out. Hopefully, that’s why you’re here.

If you here to sway feelings, then stop the madness. BHO doesn’t have a chance and neither do you.

 

Comment by StrawberrybitesBarky | 2008-07-04 19:31:16

No, you’re right, you have ever right to be here, we’re just asking you to leave because you are a pain in the ass and I hate scrawling through all your posts. You’re like that Bill Ayers jackass, he has every right to step on the American flag, that doesn’t mean he should. He like you, are RUDE!

 

Comment by Linda K | 2008-07-04 21:36:41

where few people, Undercover, are interested in your opinion. Happy 4th and Happy free speech. Thank you, Larry. Funny article.

 
 

Comment by Ted | 2008-07-04 17:52:25

The objective is free speech – for those who agree with the majority here. Maybe better described as semi-free speech…

Comment by WildChild | 2008-07-04 17:58:19

Nobody at NQ has stopped you from talking ted. For that you have to go to Pro-BOBO sites.

 
 
 

Comment by candymarl | 2008-07-04 17:49:57

Dear Undercover Blackman,

I am a non-undercover black woman.

I say this with all due respect:

If you were any more full of shit your ass would explode.

Is that polite enough for you?

 
 
 

Comment by catherine | 2008-07-04 18:35:15

That’s the world you Obamabots created for us once you decided to behave like rovian fiends towards fellow democrats.

Obamabots broke it, you own it!

PUMA!

 

Comment by jimbo | 2008-07-04 19:27:04

I am what I am now because I was called a racist, woman hater and idiot because I said something a Hillary hater didn’t like on an obama site. So I came by it honestly. Get a clue, undercover.

 
 
 
 

Comment by Mr.Murder | 2008-07-04 14:07:53

Full of Bush.

The nomencloture is all that will change.

 

Comment by Ugo | 2008-07-04 14:08:28

You wish, they wish, haa haa, that is not funny.

You will loose me when that happens.

 

Comment by WildChild | 2008-07-04 14:08:37

Larry, LMAO I’ll take it you were paraphrasing BOBO.

 

Comment by Mr.Murder | 2008-07-04 14:09:36

Do you think the State Dep’t will gin up any more positivie news for McCain when he travels abroad, since he has to for fundraising purposes, due to FEC filing mistakes his staff made?

Comment by Hope Floats | 2008-07-04 14:58:16

Who would’ve thought it would be so easy to let those hostages go after five years? FARC heard Jmac was on a plane, and they unlocked the jails… Just like that!

Comment by joe bob | 2008-07-05 22:37:23

 
 
 

Comment by jeleanoro | 2008-07-04 14:10:55

OMG that is a funny piece, still lol…

I’ve always heard the phrase…”Eat Shit and Die”…but, I can’t say this because people( you know who the people are) will accuse me of wishing the Messiah dead!!

Comment by Dawnelle | 2008-07-04 14:20:35

Exactly! ESAD used to be my favorite TROLL message (to republicans back in the day)

can’t say that now

might get called a racist

Comment by csuzeq | 2008-07-04 14:48:27

Back in the day I would have called supporting BO as going over to the dark side. OMG, don’t say crap like that now a days.

Whatever, I am a racist. Really if Clinton is a racist so am I!

 
 

Comment by jwrjr | 2008-07-04 15:33:12

The Japanese expression for that translates as “Shit and then die.”

 
 

Comment by audacity | 2008-07-04 14:11:06

i hope all of u will enjoy this international point of view of this topic

happy 4th

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwTJXHNP0bg

 

Comment by yttik | 2008-07-04 14:11:44

LOL! Good one, you had me fooled for a moment there.

 

Comment by NY still loves Hillary | 2008-07-04 14:13:34

Problem, he’s been eating his own shit so long there’s nothing left but … shit.

Comment by AliasJohnDoe | 2008-07-04 18:00:35

Is shit “bitter”? Bet mine is.

 
 

Comment by SusanUnPC | 2008-07-04 14:16:04

OT: There’s been confusion about the correct link to help retire Hillary’s debt. Here’s the link provided on her own home page:

https://contribute.hillarycampaign2008.com/form.html?sc=2493

 

Comment by Coster | 2008-07-04 14:17:34

So he’s now thrown his own shit under the bus.

Comment by NY still loves Hillary | 2008-07-04 14:19:51

Is that what smells? I thought it was the ‘bots!

Comment by Dawnelle | 2008-07-04 14:22:21

it’s O-shit

oh shit!

 
 
 

Comment by wodiej | 2008-07-04 14:21:51

Oh my….LMAO!!

 

Comment by ces | 2008-07-04 14:25:39

Michelle can’t wait to get to DC, so she can rename their new home the OUT HOUSE: ‘The Shit Starts Here’.

Comment by Dawnelle | 2008-07-04 14:28:47

 

Comment by Antigone | 2008-07-04 15:24:55

LMAO – and God knows I needed a laugh. Thanks.

 
 

Comment by ALI BABA WAN KENOBE | 2008-07-04 14:26:00

a new way to save energy ! by Barak Obama. I threw millions of people under the bus! now , when I throw the rest of my freedom loving, patriotic Americans under all of the buses in the world, all of those poor people can ride for free with everyone under those buses carrying the weight, no fuel required! and I have ended hunger! everyone can do as I do! COPROPHAGY! BON APPETITE! P.S.Hillary Clinton “08! maybe a million Democrats march on the convention will do the trick! let’s get rid of this lying bum!

 

Comment by osbamma | 2008-07-04 14:26:23

Barack needs to go to Iraq, stay there and become a community organizer. They love speeches over there.

Comment by Hope Floats | 2008-07-04 14:59:47

 
 

Comment by Schirete Zick | 2008-07-04 14:26:45

Great. Absolutely true.

 

Comment by Stacy The Republican | 2008-07-04 14:27:45

You had me worried there for a moment. Oh, and, FTR; BO is so far away from being a Pub. That I would know. LOL. His FISA acrobatics are just more pandering. Trying for that gun carrying, church going, evangelical crowd. I’d rather vote for Satan himself. At least I know where he stands.

 

Comment by fafnir | 2008-07-04 14:27:57

Good one, Larry. It’s been some time since I’ve had so much fun reading such funny shit!

 

Comment by Kiki | 2008-07-04 14:28:04

Comment by Yvette | 2008-07-04 15:24:17

Thanks. Awesome.

 
 

Comment by ALI BABA WAN KENOBE | 2008-07-04 14:29:02

coprophagy: the act of eating ones own excreted fecal material. the new plan for America by Barak Obama!

Comment by Dawnelle | 2008-07-04 14:30:50

I know some HOUNDS that do that!

Comment by roseeriter | 2008-07-04 14:39:29

HA! good one! Dawnelle! :-0

 
 
 

Comment by OBSP | 2008-07-04 14:29:31

Larry, does this mean you are not going to the nomination/coronation speech at the football field in Denver? I have been telling everyone to listen to Outkast “Roses” tune for the last year, which best describes this man. In short Roses smell like bobo!!

 

Comment by FloridaDem | 2008-07-04 14:29:50

Oh, That’s just RICH, Larry! Thanks! I needed that chuckle today.

 

Comment by tillthen | 2008-07-04 14:31:09

I meet my 80 year-old friend, an Annapolis grad, at the beach each morning for our daily splash in the Atlantic. Its difficult for me to accept, but he’s an Obama supporter and in the advanced stages of the KOOL-Aid syndrome. He’s not on the internet and thats probably why. For the sake of our friendship I do not relay all that I see here and there on the anti-Obama sites. I will, however, tell him about your conversion. He’ll be so happy!

 

Comment by Perry Logan | 2008-07-04 14:34:56

Obama is posting at Huffington–where no decent person ever goes.

Comment by karen for Clinton | 2008-07-04 15:39:12

They’ll have to call it huff pooooo now.

 
 

Comment by ALI BABA WAN KENOBE | 2008-07-04 14:36:20

yeah, it’s done by some dogs

 

Comment by BJ | 2008-07-04 14:36:33

You scared the crap outta me. This is July 4th – not April 1st.

That was so gross I couldn’t even read through it.

Every thought of the PHONY Barack Obama and his wife makes me highly depressed, angry, and I get this vile feeling in my stomach. Between them, MSNBC swooning over them (which I haven’t watched in 2 months a least), and now CNN keeps promoting their special coming up “Blacks in America”, it’s like they are forcibly RAMMING this guy down our throat.

They’ve all done nothing other than feed the fire of my anger and I’ll be on the McCain train all the way into that voting booth.

Now that I’m depressed, onto my treadmill and see if we can get any endorphins movin’ around.

Comment by jm | 2008-07-04 19:53:31

for BJ; sympathetic to how you feel. Best comment I’ve read on all this said:

I feel like I am a passenger on the Titanic an hour after hitting the iceberg and everyone around me shouing: “Isn’t this exciting!”

 
 

Comment by db | 2008-07-04 14:40:18

Watch Obama become a PUMA!

 

Comment by basil | 2008-07-04 14:40:26

You just ruined my July 4th Barbecue!

Comment by Dawnelle | 2008-07-04 14:43:59

The Soap Opera Continues with Pastor Mannings latest! Dated TODAY!

That’s two in a week! He’s working hard! lol I can’t help it. I like the dude.

Comment by CheatedFLVoter | 2008-07-04 19:19:25

It has been removed.

Comment by Dawnelle | 2008-07-04 21:50:29

check it out this is the page that has the video advertised July 4, 2008 yet when you click on it you go back to the same page.

Weird. I wonder why they’ve pulled it. It was no worse or better than any other. He actually only called BHO a LONG LEGGED MACK DADDY one time!! lol

hmmmm now I’m curious

 
 
 
 

Comment by JohnnyB | 2008-07-04 14:43:20

Larry: You just moved up to the top of OB’s Shit list.

 

Comment by Hank | 2008-07-04 14:43:53

The man of change, always CHANGING his mind. I HOPE I don’t CHANGE my mind again.

 

Comment by HARP | 2008-07-04 14:45:34

Now, how are they going to load the crap cannon in Denver?

Comment by WildChild | 2008-07-04 14:47:39

I here they are using a series of fans.

Comment by HARP | 2008-07-04 14:53:33

That would be like a scatter gun then.

Comment by WildChild | 2008-07-04 15:07:45

Even better. Use enough fans and the shit can re hit the fan until the aerosol is fine enough to give all 70000 in the stadium a nice even coat.
LOL then when the BOBoweenies say, “We Da Shit” they can mean it.

Comment by HARP | 2008-07-04 15:13:14

LOL…But what if it rains?

Comment by Antigone | 2008-07-04 15:29:32

LOL – thunder, lightning, torrential rains – then we’ll know there IS a God. And she is pissed.

 
 
 
 
 

Comment by Teakwood | 2008-07-04 20:31:00

TWO points for HARP!

THE CRAP CANNON manned by the MAD BOOMER!

:)

Fudd’s First Law of Opposition:
“If you push something hard enough, it will fall over.”
Teslacle’s Deviant to Fudd’s Law:
“It goes in, it must come out.”

 
 

Comment by etrog | 2008-07-04 14:49:49

Aretha Franklin:

CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE

CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE

CHANGE OF FOOLS

I don’t know the rest of the lyrics.

Comment by HARP | 2008-07-04 14:52:06

Chain Of Fools

Oh Its the sound
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Its the sound of havin a good time
Its the sound of pain

Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain…chain…chain..)
(Chain of fools)

For five long years
I thought you were my man
But I found out, I’m just a link in your chain

Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain.chain.chain.)
(Chain of fools)

Oh, you got me where you want me
I ain’t nothin but your fool
Ya treated me mean
Oh you treated me cruel

Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain…chain…chain..)
(Chain of fools)

Every chain,
has got a weak link
I might be weak child,
but I’ll give you strength

Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain…chain…chain..)
Chain of fools

(Woo, woo, woo, woo)
You told me to leave you alone
(Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo)
My father said ‘Come on home’
(Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo)
My doctor said ‘Take it easy’
(Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo)
Oh but your lovin is much too strong
(Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo)
I’m added to your

Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain -ain -ain -ain -ain
(Chain.chain.chain.)
Chain of fools

Oh, one of these mornings
The chain is gonna break
But up until then yeah
I’m gonna take all I can take, oh babe

Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain -ain -ain -ain -ain
(Chain…chain…chain…)
(Chain of fools)

Oh!
(Chain, chain, chain,-ain -ain -ain -ain)
(Chain, chain, chain)
Oh-oh!
(Chain, chain, chain, -ain, ain, ain, ain)
Your chain of fools
FADES-
Oooooooooooooooooh……

 
 

Comment by Bob Davidson,Jr. | 2008-07-04 14:56:50

Barack Obama Abandons Left Wing Blogs

1. Senator Obama states child rapist should be subject to the death penalty.

2. He defies separation of church and state by stating he will increase the faith base initiatives of George W. Bush.

3. He states he is opposed to gay marriage.

4. He believes phone companies should be given immunity for their warrantless surveillance of American citizens after 9-11.

5. States recent Supreme Court decision overturning the District of Columbia’s ban on hand guns was appropriate even though he previously supported a ban on handguns.

6. Criticizes MOVEON.ORG. for previously stating General Petraeus had betrayed America.

MOVEON.ORG

HUFFINGTONPOST

DAILY KOS

——————————————————————————-

 

Comment by elizinsandi | 2008-07-04 15:00:07

How much longer this pain in the as* presumptive nominee to the decadent Democratic Party? Getting sick of this? Or is this what Americans have to endure for the freedom and liberty of the people of the planet?
[wants to go somewhere]

 

Comment by PhxNickD | 2008-07-04 15:05:30

I always said obama was so full of shit his eyes were brown.

 

Comment by elizinsandi | 2008-07-04 15:08:07

correction: I’m getting sick of this (man).

 

Comment by secularhumanizinevoluter | 2008-07-04 15:16:51

OH MAAAAAN Larry!!! And YOU pulled one of MY posts because it was over the top?!?!!!

Comment by wodiej | 2008-07-04 15:18:58

I agree, that does sound like something you would have said secular! haha

 
 

Comment by tish | 2008-07-04 15:19:18

they do not want us to drill now, because they want us to be rationed and deplete our military, take down our economy , and let the iran leaders take over…you can bet on it!
http://www.aim.org/aim-column/communist-party-backs-obama/

 

Comment by Faustina | 2008-07-04 15:27:57

The Huffington Post, huh? Run by the famous Arianna. She is quite a shape shifter herself (see below from Wikipedia). I’ve always wondered about her bona fides. She is intelligent, interesting, and witty and I am sure I would wilt into a little pile of debris if I was ever confronted by her superior intellect, but I do wonder if SHE has ever had a sincere utterance in her life.

Maybe she has been giving Barack lessons.

“During these years and around the time of her involvement with John-Roger’s religious group, she was involved with Democratic politician and then-governor (currently Attorney General) of California, Jerry Brown. It was during this time that Huffington (then Stassinopoulos) was first known as a liberal/left-wing/Democrat, the position she returned to once again in the post-90s following the right-wing years of the 1980s to late 1990s.”

Wake up everybody…wake up….it’s time to wake up.

 

Comment by The Real Hope | 2008-07-04 15:29:36

Good God! hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How disgusting Larry! :)

I hope that idiot Bozobama reads this!

 

Comment by HARP | 2008-07-04 15:30:19

New Gaffe City: Obama patriotism speech, “As we begin our fourth century as a nation.” WTF?

Obama patriotism speech, June 30 2008 Independence, Missouri

As we begin our fourth century as a nation, it is easy to take the extraordinary nature of America for granted. But it is our responsibility as Americans and as parents to instill that history in our children, both at home and at school. The loss of quality civic education from so many of our classrooms has left too many young Americans without the most basic knowledge of who our forefathers are, or what they did, or the significance of the founding documents that bear their names. Too many children are ignorant of the sheer effort, the risks and sacrifices made by previous generations, to ensure that this country survived war and depression; through the great struggles for civil, and social, and worker’s rights.

Can someone please enlighten me. If we are beginning our “fourth century as a nation” then we must have been founded as a Nation in 1708?

http://obamawtf.blogspot.com/2008/07/new-gaffe-city-obama-patriotism-speech.html

 

Comment by SJ | 2008-07-04 15:30:53

Why do some in the DNC feels Obama is the second coming of JFK? I am so sick and tired of hearing Michelle is like Jackie, now its Obama is like JFK.

When will these people stop this crap, now he wants a football field for his convention. 75,000 will be coming out to see the crowning of the new messiah or they hope so, as FOX said JFK did his in the LA Coliseum, so now its the same for Obama but in Denver.

Somebody better wake up because Obama is no dam JFK!!!

Comment by elise | 2008-07-05 05:14:09

Is it a fact he is planning on this? I read the Denver police chief is worried about security for the convention so how can they control something that large? This is a different day and a different situation. There were no large protests against JFK. Maybe they will bring Blackwater USA in to take care of securtiy?

 
 

Comment by scorbs | 2008-07-04 15:33:40

Larry — you make your points in so many ways. Somehow you found another one! LOL.

 

Comment by vinnie | 2008-07-04 15:36:58

This is where Donna Brazile should come in and say: Barry, my momma told me, you are what you eat.

 

Comment by karen for Clinton | 2008-07-04 15:38:05

Let them eat crap cake shot out of the crap cannon.

He is soooooo full of it and he is a POS.

Send him a wad of toilet paper the next time he send you a donation request!

 

Comment by VMorris | 2008-07-04 15:39:39

OMG!!!!!! ROTFLMAO

I am laughing so hard my sides hurt.

 

Comment by Fred C. Dobbs | 2008-07-04 15:39:52

Awww, Larry. That was just f’ing puerile, and below the level of a Doctorate holder.

Funnier than a Jim Nabors joke at Rock Hudson’s wake, though, in a 12 year-old way…

Comment by nickoury | 2008-07-04 15:43:16

You’re absolutely right Mr. Dobbs, it’s preety crappy humor.

 
 

Comment by John | 2008-07-04 15:42:48

Larry – -

That was truly Carlin-esque! I would say George is up there, smiling down on us. But, we already know what he said about THAT. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for ya!)

 

Comment by elizinsandi | 2008-07-04 15:48:50

Harp, LOL confuse-speak by Oblabberbu**

SJ, I hope I got this right, tell me if it’s not:
Obama doesn’t want to shorten the convention to three days (i guess they’re thinking they’d save $$) because the fourth day and I haven’t checked the exact date…is the anniversary of MLK’s famous speech I Have A Dream. He plans to accept the nomination and ride on the anniversary event! [nauseous here]

 

Comment by SJ | 2008-07-04 15:55:33

I don’t know if its to save money but Obama sure wants a huge crowd to watch his coming out. I feel Obama already sees his self as President, I wonder how he would handle a lost of the GE if that was to happen, that is one big high to take a fall from.

The DNC may have to put Obama into rehab if he does not win this thing, he may go steering mad instantly at the disappointment.

Comment by mountainlion | 2008-07-04 17:27:49

no, if obama i mean when he loses, they will riot and blame everybody else, whitey and the republicans and those damn puma’s ! obama will hopefully move his family to kenya where his wife and children can be exposed to his other family in africa. and they can all eat huge portions of elephant dung.

 
 

Comment by sinking ratboat | 2008-07-04 16:07:45

” I have decided to support Barack for President.”
You really had me worried there for a minute, Larry!
Thanks for a good laugh.

Comment by Disgusted | 2008-07-04 16:13:23

No kidding. I thought Larry got a hold of some Kool Aid. Phew

 
 

Comment by elizinsandi | 2008-07-04 16:16:46

he’s no JFK and no MLK

Comment by Andrew | 2008-07-04 17:31:25

More of an LBJ.

 
 

Comment by Katmoon | 2008-07-04 16:17:43

lmao! Good one Larry!

 

Comment by Robbedvoter | 2008-07-04 16:19:57

Backtrack Obama keeps me busy with updating this every day
http://edgeoforever.wordpress.com/2008/07/03/the-flip-flop-list/

 

Comment by sjc-tx | 2008-07-04 16:25:13

Oh gosh! I KNEW I smelled shit in the room…. WOW!

 

Comment by sic721 | 2008-07-04 16:29:43

We have 3 dogs ranging in size from 40-75 lbs.
Every week or so, I get one of the neighborhood
kids to clean up the yard for me.
Last weekend, I gave little Billy a
$10 bill, rubber gloves, a bucket and a shovel.
After about an hour I took Billy a cold soda
and found him sitting with the bucket and
using the stuff like clay and molding what
looked like a little man.
I said, “Billy, what are you doing?”
Billy said, “I’m making me an Axlerod.”
I said, “Hah! Why don’t you make an Obama?”
Billy looked in the bucket and said,
“Not enough shit.”

 

Comment by Steve | 2008-07-04 16:30:23

Larry, when I saw the intro-I said what the shit? You did have me going for a bit! HA HA, Have a good 4th!

 

Comment by frangie | 2008-07-04 16:33:16

you had me there a minute! I don’t think I could have taken it if you would suddenly become a obama supporter.

for a minute there I felt like I was the only human left in a world full of pod people.

whoa, I think I need to lay down.

 

Comment by NoToDisenfranchisement | 2008-07-04 16:35:40

you mean, our Baracky, is going to the Huffpoo to do another W.O.R.M. dance?

NO! really?!

 

Comment by Cindie | 2008-07-04 17:13:00

He means YES WE CON!

 

Comment by Big D | 2008-07-04 17:14:57

Thats it!…he is white..he is just so full of shit it makes him look black!..happy 4th everyone and FO to BHO!!!!!

 

Comment by Tyrione | 2008-07-04 17:17:11

I find it no surprise that HuffPost has selected commenting on reports regarding Obama, and the fact that any negative facts about the empty suit gets removed from the top level/front page and buried in small links under the Political section.

 

Comment by IndayHill | 2008-07-04 17:17:25

“I have decided to support Barack for President. What changed my mind?”
Larry, you made me worried reading the above.I did not know u r having constipation LOL!
Now, let BHO eat the shit!
He is polluting the whole nation. I’m sick and tired hearing his name 7/24 in the media.
No mercy, even on this significant day, his name is on the air! Too much shit!

***************************************************

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY !!
God Bless America, The Beautiful!

 

Comment by frangie | 2008-07-04 17:26:53

that was a brilliant post btw.

thanks for the scare and the laugh

happy 4th

 

Comment by Mr.Murder | 2008-07-04 17:30:36

Shit in one hand, wish in the other….

 

Comment by America OUR land | 2008-07-04 17:38:13

Well,we’ve been smelling shit since Obama’s announcement he was to be the Messiah for the DNC ,so,It’s only reasonable to understand he’s full of shit.

Obama will refine the word shit, he’ll name it crap cake.

 

Comment by WildChild | 2008-07-04 17:54:20

Nobody at NQ has stopped you from talking ted. For that you need to go to Pro-BOBO sites.

 

Comment by jdona | 2008-07-04 18:00:11

When I read that Larry had decided to support Obama, I nearly choked on my soda. I thought Lord, not another one, pretty soon there will be nowhere else to go! Thank God I finished reading the piece instead of just leaving! Heart failure here!

 

Comment by corage | 2008-07-04 18:53:55

larry, you got me at ‘I have decided to support Barack for President. What changed my mind?’

i knew, a prank was right behind it.
you almost had a gotcha moment.

 

Comment by PInk Panther | 2008-07-04 19:04:15

Dear Obama:

Thank you for the recent flip-flop gifts.

Regards,
Pink

 

Comment by citizenMcCain | 2008-07-04 19:52:17

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Comment by Smilin' Jim | 2008-07-04 19:56:56

Johnson,

Please escort this moron to the grassy knoll, never to darken your door again.

Comment by Larry Johnson | 2008-07-04 21:17:30

If he returns with more shit like that his next visit will be with the Secret Service.

Comment by Undercover Black Man | 2008-07-05 04:37:14

Dang. I missed it.

 
 
 
 

Comment by Smilin' Jim | 2008-07-04 19:53:25

I was lighting the tinder in the firepit last night around 8:00 PM PDT when the earth shook. It’s really scary when you are outside because you hear all the noise from the buildings shaking around you. Unlike the slow roller like the 1989 Loma Prieta quake, this was sharp, pronounced and surprisingly loud.

CGS web site didn’t show any sizable quake results so I started surfing to find the event that caused the jolt.

Obama posted his latest piece in the Mendacity of Hype series on the Huffington Post Thursday at 5:05 PM EDT.

The San Andreas Fault is not to blame.

What I felt was an IROB, the latest Instantaneous Realignment of the Obama Borg. FISA good, 4th Amendment bad.

Only the American Communist Party experienced a more traumatic ideological shift after the Hitler-Stalin pact.

It’s going to be a shaky summer, troops.

 

Comment by Gloria | 2008-07-04 19:58:14

I nearly collapsed in horror…until I almost died laughing!!!!!

 

Comment by maggie | 2008-07-04 20:25:56

I was for it while I was against it.

 

Comment by rjj | 2008-07-04 21:49:05

Was someone well on his way to being three shits to the wind when he wrote this?

Drinking and diatribing on national holidays …

The internet provides new opportunities, saves wear and tear on the relatives, but we are losing our customs and traditions, e.g., the first person to cry at a family celebration is a sissy.

Comment by Smilin' Jim | 2008-07-05 14:16:28

Where he three sheets to the wind and beginning a starboard tack, he would still make more sense than the Obama Borg, Number One.

 
 

Comment by carl orr | 2008-07-05 02:38:56

Thank you, Larry. I needed that. I am so very glad that you see the pettifogger for what he is, and aren’t afraid of saying so. Scatalogical humor is about all we have left when it comes to politics, and your piece is an instant classic. God Bless You. I actually laughed for the first time in months. We need more good men like you to push back the curtain and shine the light in. Keep up the good work.

 

Comment by Patti | 2008-07-05 09:57:58

Check this out…Chicago Sun Times ad being paid for by the People.

http://www.hcsfjm.com/

 

Comment by Patti | 2008-07-05 10:59:34

Make Dr. King Proud on the Anniversary of his “I Have A Dream” Speech.

Make his Words Ring Loud and Clear! Let’s prove him right!

Let “HIS” words come to Life in the 21st Century!

Mark your Calendars for the summer evening when Hillary comes to the podium in Denver to speak and to say: I accept the nomination of my Party and will be honored to lead you back to a path of peace and prosperity.

Right On! Hillary 2008!

Thank you Dr. King! We hear you still. Loud and Clear, Sir!

 

Comment by Patti | 2008-07-05 11:38:24

 

Comment by tomabrahams | 2008-07-07 14:45:11

 

Comment by jo2 | 2008-07-07 20:52:29

But I thought Sen. Obama’s taste in food was for Whole Foods Arugula? What happened to Him? Guess Rezko would like some company with his middleEastern cuisine in the slammer?

 

Comment by ламинат | 2008-08-24 18:08:39

1pI’ll thingk about it.6b I compleatly disagree with last post . qfb
паркетная доска 0n

 

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