Barack’s Upcoming HuffPo Post
By Larry JohnsoncloseAuthor: Larry Johnson
Name: Larry Johnson
Email: larry_johnson@earthlink.net
Site: http://NoQuarterUSA.net
About: Larry C. Johnson is a former analyst at the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency, who moved subsequently in 1989 to the U.S. Department of State, where he served four years as the deputy director for transportation security, antiterrorism assistance training, and special operations in the State Department's Office of Counterterrorism. He left government service in October 1993 and set up a consulting business. He currently is the co-owner and CEO of BERG Associates, LLC (Business Exposure Reduction Group) and is an expert in the fields of terrorism, aviation security, and crisis and risk management, and money laundering investigations. Johnson is the founder and main author of No Quarter, a weblog that addresses issues of terrorism and intelligence and politics. NoQuarterUSA was nominated as Best Political Blog of 2008.[1] He has worked as a private consultant on issues of international terrorism and security for the U.S. Government and private companies. Johnson has appeared as a consultant and commentator in many major newspapers and news programs.[2]
Contents [hide]
1 Background
2 Views
2.1 1996
2.2 1998
2.3 1999
2.4 2000
2.5 2001
2.6 2003
2.6.1 Plame affair
2.7 2008
3 Notes
4 References
5 External links
[edit]Background
Larry Johnson moved to Washington, D.C. in 1979 to begin work on a Ph.D. at the American University. Although he completed successfully all coursework and comprehensive exams, he did not write a dissertation. In 1978 and in 1983-85 he worked in Latin America on community development projects as a community organizer. Returning to the United States in 1985 he joined the Central Intelligence Agency, thanks in part to a letter of recommendation from Republican Senator Orrin Hatch (R-UT) that helped to "open doors" for him at the Agency.[3] Johnson entered on duty at the CIA in September 1985 and was a classmate of Valerie Plame. Every member of that class was undercover. After a year in the Career Trainee program, which included a stint with the Afghan Task Force, Johnson was assigned as an analyst in the Middle America Caribbean Division in the Latin American Affairs Office of the Directorate of Intelligence. He received two Exceptional Performance awards and was promoted ultimately to Senior Regional Analyst for Central America.
Johnson remained undercover in the CIA until October 1989, when he resigned from the CIA and started a new job in the Office of Counter Terrorism at the Department of State. Johnson played an instrumental role in launching the Terrorism Rewards program international advertising campaign (working with Diplomatic Security officers Brad Smith and Michael Parks). [4] Johnson also was involved in a variety of crisis management response operations, including the release of hostages from Lebanon and liaison with the Pan Am 103 families. He left government service in October 1993 and started his own business as a consultant.
After leaving government service, Johnson became a frequent guest on many major television news shows when a question of terrorism came up. He was first interviewed by CNN following the capture of Carlos the Jackal. Johnson subsequently appeared on CNN, ABC's Nightline, CBS, the BBC, MSNBC, the Jim Lehrer News Hour, NBC, and NPR. In December of 1999, for example, Johnson was hired by NBC to serve as its terrorist expert for the Y2000 and was in Time Square with Tom Brokaw and Katie Couric ("a lot of fun and the best way to see in the New Year"). Johnson also was hired in January 2002 as a Fox News Analyst and remained under contract until February 2003.
Since 1994 a significant focus of Johnson's consulting work has been with the U.S. military special operations forces in scripting and conducting military counter terrorism exercises. He traveled under orders from the U.S. military to Iraq in May 2006 to work on a short term project.
A registered Republican who supported President Bush in 2000, Johnson became a strong critic of the Bush administration in May 2003 for its conduct of the war in Iraq and, a few months later, for its role in the outing of CIA operative Valerie Plame.[5] He was also featured in the 2004 political documentary Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism. Since Robert Novak's controversial disclosure of Valerie Plame as a CIA operative in July 2003, Johnson has contributed to public discourse on intelligence matters, often sparking further controversy. He has been interviewed by both the mass media and the alternative media and published commentaries on a variety of issues, including the Plame affair, the controversy concerning Mary McCarthy, and the resignation of Porter Goss as Director of Central Intelligence.
[edit]Views
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[edit]1996
In 1996, Johnson noted that terrorism worldwide was on the decline. "Terrorist incidents [both internationally and in the US] have fallen to levels not seen since the 1970s. Whether measured by the number of incidents, the number of fatalities, or the number of groups, raw statistics demonstrate that the level of terrorist violence has declined since the mid-1980s. In fact, the evidence suggests terrorism was more widespread and deadly 10 years ago."[6]
He also wrote an op-ed piece for the New York Times suggesting that the newer and more deadly terrorist threat to the U.S. was embodied by "networks of terrorists, mostly foreign, working within its borders." Exemplifying this threat was Ramzi Yousef, one of the masterminds behind the 1993 attack on the World Trade Center. In the article, Johnson suggests that enhanced cooperation between intelligence agencies, particularly the FBI and CIA, is mandatory to meet the growing threat of terror networks.[7]
[edit]1998
In 1998, Johnson argued that while overall terrorism was declining, the threat from bin Laden and al-Qaeda should be the focus of American counterterrorism policy:
The nature of the threat posed by Bin Ladin is highlighted by my final chart, number 7. Osama Bin Ladin and individuals associated with him have killed and wounded more Americans than any other group. This chart also illustrates that groups such as Hamas and the Tamil Tigers (LTTE) prior to 1998 have killed more foreigners in the anti-US terrorist attacks. If we take into account the bombings of the US Embassies in Kenya and Tanzania, Osama's status as the most lethal terrorist is certain.[8]
In addition, he told USA Today that bin Laden had participated in "virtually every major attack of terrorism against the United States" in the 1990s. Johnson underlined the threat posed by bin Laden, saying that he was possessed by "hatred and craziness." If left unanswered, "he would continue to terrorize Americans around the world. He has no compunction about killing women and children. He's a complete egalitarian in his murderous attitude."[9]
[edit]1999
In an interview with PBS's Frontline for its 1999 program, Hunting bin Laden, Johnson discussed Osama bin Laden.[10] According to Johnson, Americans had "tended to make Osama bin Laden sort of a superman in Muslim garb." "Actually," he continues, "Osama bin Laden, in my view, represents more of a symptom of a problem, and the problem is this: the Saudi Arabian government, not just Osama bin Laden but many people in Saudi Arabia, have been sending money to radical Islamic groups for years." Johnson continued:
When you look at who's killed Americans in the last 10 years, the individuals he's supported and backed--I'm basing that upon the initial information that's been released in the indictments and conversations with others in the intelligence communities--Osama bin Laden has been the one killing Americans. No other terrorist group in the world has been out killing Americans except for Osama bin Laden.... Osama bin Laden remains out there as the one really targeting us. So, we recognize that he's the threat. He's serious about wanting to kill Americans, but as long as he's in Afghanistan, as long as he doesn't have access to a cell phone, as long as he can't just hop on a plane and travel wherever he wants without fear of being arrested, his ability to plan and conduct terrorist operations is extremely limited. We have to recognize [that] he would like to do a lot of damage. He would like to kill Americans, but wanting to is different from being able to, having the full capabilities in place.[11]
In the interview, Johnson doubted the ability of members of bin Laden's organization to plan and put their lives on the line:
There's not another Ali or Mustafa out there at this point and Osama bin Laden in my view has not been a very effective organizer or leader. He talks a great game and puts out terrific threats as far as stirring the passions in the United States and maybe firing up the imaginations of some young Muslims throughout the world. But when push comes to shove, can he get a group of people who are together who will say: we are going to plan an operation, we're going to put our lives on the line, we're going to go out and try and kill people and we don't care what the consequence is? It hasn't happened.[12]
Frontline asked:
[Is it] ... fair to say what you're saying is that the president of the United States, his national security advisor, his deputy national security advisor for counter-terrorism, are basically blowing smoke [about the danger posed by bin Laden] and his followers]?
Johnson responded:
They're grossly exaggerating the problem. They are hyping it. They shouldn't be talking about rising terrorism. Instead of saying "terrorism's rising," it's not. "Terrorism is spreading," it's not. "More people are dying from terrorism," not the case. But what they should be saying is, "There's one individual out there that really doesn't like us, and he's made it his mission in life to kill Americans, and we've gotta deal with him." But we need to have a voice of reason in that process instead of putting ourselves out crying wolf, because this is essentially what's taking place right now. They call it the administration that cries wolf.[12]
[edit]2000
Johnson co-authored an article in 2000 with Milt Bearden which focused on the threat posed by al-Qaeda specifically, rather than terrorism trends in general. Beardon and Johnson note that new information emerging about the bombings at Kenya and Tanzania in 1998 points to the threat posed by Imad Mugniyah and Osama Bin Laden will require "a coordinated policy that will employ a full range of covert, clandestine, diplomatic, and military operations," concluding:
The Clinton Administration has shot its bolt on the terrorist problem with small effect, and no last minute show of force will change the record. A new administration can start afresh with a more sharply defined set of terrorism goals – Mughniyeh and bin Laden and their protectors for starters – and bring the full, coordinated force of American diplomatic, military, and intelligence capabilities to bear on the problem.[13]
[edit]2001
After Johnson's testimony to the special forum at the U.S. Senate, Gary J. Schmitt, executive director and CEO of the Project for the New American Century, refers in the Daily Standard (blog) to an op-ed piece Johnson wrote two months prior to the 9/11 attacks, claiming that Johnson argued that the US had little to fear from terrorism.[14]
In an editorial entitled "The Declining Terrorist Threat," published in the New York Times on 10 July 2001, Johnson says:
Judging from news reports and the portrayal of villains in our popular entertainment, Americans are bedeviled by fantasies about terrorism. They seem to believe that terrorism is the greatest threat to the United States and that it is becoming more widespread and lethal. They are likely to think that the United States is the most popular target of terrorists. And they almost certainly have the impression that extremist Islamic groups cause most terrorism.... None of these beliefs are based in fact.... While terrorism is not vanquished, in a world where thousands of nuclear warheads are still aimed across the continents, terrorism is not the biggest security challenge confronting the United States, and it should not be portrayed that way.[15]
Ten days after the 9/11 attacks, after quoting the above passage, Timothy Noah concludes a post in his "Chatterbox" feature at Slate: "Johnson's analysis, we now see, was bold, persuasive, and 100 percent wrong."[16] Johnson defended himself against such attacks:
The rightwing is resurrecting an op-ed I wrote in July 2001. I stand by the full article. It is still relevant today. I am accused, incorrectly, of ignoring the threat of terrorism. In fact, I correctly noted that the real threat emanated from Bin Laden and Islamic extremism. President Bush, for his part, ignored the CIA warning in August 2001 that Al Qaeda was posed to strike inside the United States.[17]
After September 11, Johnson appeared several times on FOX News to address the question of military action against terrorism. On 14 November, he defended the FBI's proposal to interview 5,000 students in the U.S. suspected of having information relevant to the September 11 investigations:
I think they should talk to everyone that they feel they have a need to talk to. I mean, look, this is war. This is not a legal proceeding. This isn't the O.J. Simpson trial. The folks that attacked us -- they murdered Americans. And we've got to recognize that in wartime, we should do things differently.[18]
[edit]2003
In January 2003, Johnson wrote an analysis of the relationship between the upcoming U.S. invasion of Iraq and the threat of transnational terrorism. According to Johnson, Bremer's response was to tell him that "it didn't matter what Saddam did or didn't do, we were going to war."[19] The paper warned that an invasion would "do little to destroy the infrastructure of radical Islamic terrorism responsible for the 9-11 attacks." Noting that Saddam Hussein's regime has been a longtime supporter of regional terrorist organizations such as the PLO, Johnson examines contacts between Saddam Hussein and transnational terrorist organizations such as al-Qaeda:
There is no doubt that Iraq is a state sponsor of terrorism—i.e., a country that provides financial support, safe haven, training, or weapons and explosives to groups or individuals that carry out terrorist attacks. . . . According to Central Intelligence Agency data, there is no credible evidence implicating Iraq in any mass casualty terrorist attacks since 1991. . . .
Johnson notes that the period immediately leading up to 2003 saw a rise of activity surrounding terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, suggesting that "Iraq is willing to help a movement that it would otherwise oppose on ideological grounds. Nonetheless," Johnson concludes, "it is important to understand that Iraqi entreaties to Al Qaeda, are most likely intended as a tactic to bolster Iraq’s ability to fight off a U.S. invasion rather than a deep-seated theological and ideological commitment to the terrorist agenda of Bin Laden.[20]
In that analysis Johnson also warns that the U.S.-led invasion was likely to backfire:
In fact there is a serious risk that a U.S. led war against Iraq may crystallize the diffused anger in the Arab and Muslim world — a heretofore unattained goal of bin Laden and his followers — and persuade more Muslim youths to take up the terrorist banner against America and her citizens.... If we decide to invade Iraq we must be prepared for the contingency that our attack will inspire young Muslims to pursue jihad against the West in general and the United States in particular. Just as the 1979 Soviet invasion of Afghanistan rallied many Muslims, especially young adults to the cause of jihad, a U.S. attack may enable Islamic extremists to attract new followers.[20]
Johnson also gave interviews on the topic of what to do with captured al-Qaeda leaders; while he did not condone torture, he suggested that a "sleep deprivation and reward system" might be useful for getting information from Khalid Sheikh Mohammed:
I don't see a constitutional right to have eight hours of sleep. You shouldn't subject someone to freezing but they don't get to wear mink coats, either.[21]
In May 2003, Johnson joined members of Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity (VIPS) in condemning the manipulation of intelligence for political purposes:
It is a misuse and abuse of intelligence. The president was being misled. He was ill served by the folks who are supposed to protect him on this. Whether this was witting or unwitting, I don't know, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.[22]
[edit]Plame affair
After Robert Novak wrote a column identifying the wife of former ambassador Joseph C. Wilson as a CIA officer, the media invited Johnson to comment on the ensuing scandal because he had been a member of the same Career Trainee class with Valerie Plame Wilson. For example, in October 2003, he appeared on Democracy Now to discuss the Plame affair. He told interviewer Amy Goodman that Valerie Wilson's cover should have been respected whether she was an "analyst" or a "cleaning lady": "if she's undercover she's undercover, period. If the media allows themselves to get distracted with those kinds of curve balls, they ignore the issue."[23]
He told a Senate Democratic Policy Committee in October 2003, "My classmates and I have been betrayed. Together, we have kept the secrets of each other's identities a secret for 18 years. Each and every one of us have kept that secret, whether we were in the CIA, in other government service or in the private sector. But this issue is not just about a blown cover. It is about the destruction of the very essence, the core of human intelligence collection activities: plausible deniability, apparently, for partisan domestic political reasons."[24]
Johnson testified at a special joint hearing of Congressional and Senate Democrats on 22 July 2005 about the consequences arising from the Plame affair.[25]
[edit]2008
In 2008, Johnson emerged as a staunch supporter of Hillary Clinton and a strong critic of Barack Obama. Larry Johnson's blog, NoQuarterUSA, became a rally point for Clinton supporters wary of Barack Obama's qualifications to be president. Supporters of Barack Obama insist that a story that first appeared on Johnson's blog--a report that Republican operatives have a tape of Michelle Obama making racially insenstive comments about caucasians--has been "refuted" Barack Obama's Fight the Smears website.[26]. However, Johnson never claimed to have the tape and reported that the Republican operatives controlling it intended to release the tape sometime after the Democratic Convention in August 2008. On October 21, however, he asserted that the operative in possession of the tape had been instructed by the McCain campaign not to release it.[27]
[edit]Notes
^ http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-political-coverage/
^ Larry C. Johnson, "About Me," No Quarter (personal blog).
^ "Former CIA Official Larry Johnson Delivers Democratic Radio Address," transcript posted on official Democratic National Committee's website for The Democratic Party, July 23, 2005], accessed November 21, 2006.
^ Interview with Larry Johnson, confirmed by his supervisor
^ "Ex-CIA official Blasts Bush on Leak of Operative's Name: Democrats' Radio Address Focuses on White House Aides' Role," CNN July 23, 2005, accessed November 21, 2006.
^ Gail Russell Chaddock, "Why Terrorists Pick On the French," Christian Science Monitor (5 December 1996) p. 1.
^ Larry Johnson, "Terrorists Among Us," New York Times (20 August 1996) p. A19.
^ Terrorism Today
^ Lee Michael Katz, "The Hunt for Bin Laden," USA Today (21 August 1998) p. 1A.
^ See Transcript of original interview with Larry C. Johnson, as broadcast on Frontline in 1999. Cf. "Interview: Larry C. Johnson," for Hunting bin Laden, transcript of interview broadcast on Frontline subsequently on 13 April 2001. See also dedicated PBS webpages for media links: Iraq and the War on Terror, Frontline PBS, online featured programs, accessed 19 November 2006.
^ frontline: hunting bin laden: interviews: larry c. johnson | PBS
^ a b [1].
^ As posted in [2].
^ Gary Schmitt, [ 07/25/2005 "Meet Larry Johnson: The CIA official Turned Democratic Spokesman Has a Pre-9/11 Mindset," Daily Standard (blog), July 25, 2005, accessed November 20, 2006.
^ *Larry C. Johnson, "The Declining Terrorist Threat," The New York Times 10 July 2001: A19.
^ Timothy Noah, "(Not Exactly a) Whopper of the Week: Larry C. Johnson," Chatterbox: Gossip, speculation, and scuttlebutt about politics (blog), hosted by Slate September 21, 2001, accessed November 20, 2006. Note the full context of this quotation:
It is, to be sure, a little bit cheap (and slightly at odds with the usual parameters of this feature) to criticize someone for making an erroneous prediction, particularly after a tragedy. Chatterbox is especially reluctant to tag Johnson because Johnson's op-ed was argued forcefully, backed up meticulously with factual data, and bravely at odds with conventional wisdom at the time of its publication. Add in that Johnson now makes his living as a consultant to corporations about terrorism, and therefore had everything to gain by exaggerating the dangers terrorism poses, and the guy practically looks like a hero. Chatterbox, who two decades ago was an editor for the New York Times op-ed page, would have published Johnson's piece had he still been an editor there this past July. In his capacity at Slate, Chatterbox might well have written up Johnson's prediction, and perhaps even endorsed it.
But boy, is he glad he didn't! Johnson's analysis, we now see, was bold, persuasive, and 100 percent wrong. Sadly, a mistake this embarrassing cannot be ignored. As a fellow skeptic, Chatterbox in all sincerity wishes Johnson better luck next time.
^ Larry C. Johnson, "Johnson vs. President Bush," re-posted and updated by SusanHu at DailyKos (blog) July 25, 2005.
^ FOX News Interview with John Garrett (14 November 2001) Transcript #111405cb.260.
^ [3].
^ a b Larry C. Johnson, "Setting the Record Straight on Iraqi Terrorism," posted in Booman Tribune: A Progressive Community (personal blog) 27 January 2003. accessed 19 November 2006.
^ Qtd. in Toby Harnden, "CIA 'pressure' on al-Qa'eda chief," The London Telegraph 5 March 2003: 16.
^ Qtd. in Nicolas D. Kristof, "Save Our Spooks," The New York Times 30 May 2003:A6.
^ Democracy Now (3 October 2003)[4]
^ U.S. Senate, Democratic Policy Committee Meeting on the CIA Operative Leak, (24 October 2003).
^ Letter to the Senate.[Needs full source citation; see "References" section.]
^ Tumulty, Karen (2008-06-12). "Will Obama's Anti-Rumor Plan Work?", Time Magazine. Retrieved on 20 June 2008.:"a story that apparently first made a big splash on the Internet in late May in a post by pro-Hillary Clinton blogger Larry Johnson"
^ Whitey Tape, API, Phil Berg, and Andy MartinSee Authors Posts (1090) on July 4, 2008 at 2:01 PM in Current Affairs
Barack Obama explains today at the Huffington Post why he is now for FISA exceptions after he was against them. Too bad the U.S. Olympics gymnastic team is already set–they could use a man with this kind of flexibility. I have a spy inside the Barack team. It is time for me to come clean. Now that Barack is talking and acting more like a Republican I figured it was time for me to acknowledge that he is a changed man. I have decided to support Barack for President. What changed my mind?
I got a sneek peak at an upcoming piece that he will post of Huffington Post. He lays bare his soul and has convinced me that he is, truly, the One for America. Here is the piece:
We can eliminate hunger in America. Say it with me, “YES WE CAN.” In fact, the solution lies within. Literally. It is time for us to recognize and appreciate the nutritive benefits of fecal material. Since I am from the hood, I believe it is important to communicate clearly what I mean. Therefore, let me be succinct. Eat Shit. You, my people, just don’t understand. Shit actually tastes good. I realize it may not have an appetizing appearance or an enticing aroma, but gosh dang it, it is nourishing. You know what they say–the best things in life are done twice. And since shit is nothing more than recycled food then we must seize the moment and use this unappreciated resource to end hunger once and for all. In fact, I know that when you eat shit you lose your appetite. Your hunger disappears.
Eating shit also has remarkable effects on mental acuity. It was while I was feasting on a steaming pile of my own recycled waste that I came to realize that the things I had said during the primary on key policies and old friends were in error. I have eaten shit and have seen the light. So, forget what I said about FISA, NAFTA, Iraq, Jeremiah Wright, abortion, taxes. I said that before I was full of shit. But now that I am filled and my hunger sated, I know what I believe. Please follow me to the truth. If you will simply believe me then you too can be full of shit.
So you see? A man who writes shit like this ought to be President. Right?


















In the words of the immortal, Bart Simpson, HA, HA, !!!
Whoa now a real life walking, talking, and breathing turd-head?
:-D~~~ Pahahah all over my key board LARRYYYYYY!!
ROFLOL!
it wasn’t Bart Simpson who said that, it was Nelson…
Nelson, you mean:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_hnylJ2scVU
Isn’t it Nelson who says “Ha Ha”?
Sorry, OK, guys, I get it ….
In the words of the immortal Nelson,
HA! HA!
But I still love Bart more.
Larry, you nasty boy…lol
Hey, HOUNDS eat shit.
For real.
ROFL!!!!
Me too.
Obama feels he can let his true self out now since the Supers are scared shitless of the Jesse Jackson wing and threats of violence if Obama is not anointed at the convention. Don’t you dare vote for Hillary now no matter what that little brat does, or we’ll throw a tantrum riot!
Mirror Mirror on the wall
Who is the phoniest of them all?
Mr. Johnson, you remain, as ever, a class act… a champion of civil discourse.
Happy Fourth of July!
well said
under cover man, you too can eat shit ! great article, larry ! lmao. new crayon color in the box, obama shit brown.
Pause. Breathe. Think.
This is the world you want to live in… where people talk to each other this way? Where civility and standards of comity are so debased?
When did our political culture become so unrelentingly nasty? And who will stand against this?
OK I paused,I breathed and I thought… yup, I still want to live in a country that respects free speech.
I call on you, WildChild, to respect the dignity of human beings and to behave accordingly. Just because we’re typing on computers, that doesn’t mean this is a video game. This is our lives, this is our social reality… right here.
Do you want to lift it up, or do you want to drag it further down?
(Your response, I’m sure, will point in a predictable direction.)
I want free speech.
Respect? Gawd. Respect this, this is our play ground and we respectfuly ask Obamatrons to leave.
As far as I know it all started with Obama’s run for the presidency. Not saying one goes hand in hand but it does make you think doesn’t it? Regardless of who is to blame there isn’t much unity is there?
While it might resemble an unsupervised playpen, Strawberry… this is in fact an open forum on teh internetz.
UBM, what’s up with your username. Why are you undercover.
Bro ain’t going to win so why pretend he is. He’s losing his own supporters daily with his super duper flip-flops. He’s NEVER supported the black community but played him like a hoodwinking gangsta.
Hopefully you visit anti-Obama Hussein sites for clarity from that bamboozling word fog that your Messiah put out. Hopefully, that’s why you’re here.
If you here to sway feelings, then stop the madness. BHO doesn’t have a chance and neither do you.
No, you’re right, you have ever right to be here, we’re just asking you to leave because you are a pain in the ass and I hate scrawling through all your posts. You’re like that Bill Ayers jackass, he has every right to step on the American flag, that doesn’t mean he should. He like you, are RUDE!
where few people, Undercover, are interested in your opinion. Happy 4th and Happy free speech. Thank you, Larry. Funny article.
The objective is free speech - for those who agree with the majority here. Maybe better described as semi-free speech…
Nobody at NQ has stopped you from talking ted. For that you have to go to Pro-BOBO sites.
Dear Undercover Blackman,
I am a non-undercover black woman.
I say this with all due respect:
If you were any more full of shit your ass would explode.
Is that polite enough for you?
That’s the world you Obamabots created for us once you decided to behave like rovian fiends towards fellow democrats.
Obamabots broke it, you own it!
PUMA!
I am what I am now because I was called a racist, woman hater and idiot because I said something a Hillary hater didn’t like on an obama site. So I came by it honestly. Get a clue, undercover.
Full of Bush.
The nomencloture is all that will change.
You wish, they wish, haa haa, that is not funny.
You will loose me when that happens.
Larry, LMAO I’ll take it you were paraphrasing BOBO.
Do you think the State Dep’t will gin up any more positivie news for McCain when he travels abroad, since he has to for fundraising purposes, due to FEC filing mistakes his staff made?
Who would’ve thought it would be so easy to let those hostages go after five years? FARC heard Jmac was on a plane, and they unlocked the jails… Just like that!
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OMG that is a funny piece, still lol…
I’ve always heard the phrase…”Eat Shit and Die”…but, I can’t say this because people( you know who the people are) will accuse me of wishing the Messiah dead!!
Exactly! ESAD used to be my favorite TROLL message (to republicans back in the day)
can’t say that now
might get called a racist
Back in the day I would have called supporting BO as going over to the dark side. OMG, don’t say crap like that now a days.
Whatever, I am a racist. Really if Clinton is a racist so am I!
The Japanese expression for that translates as “Shit and then die.”
i hope all of u will enjoy this international point of view of this topic
happy 4th
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwTJXHNP0bg
LOL! Good one, you had me fooled for a moment there.
Problem, he’s been eating his own shit so long there’s nothing left but … shit.
Is shit “bitter”? Bet mine is.
OT: There’s been confusion about the correct link to help retire Hillary’s debt. Here’s the link provided on her own home page:
https://contribute.hillarycampaign2008.com/form.html?sc=2493
So he’s now thrown his own shit under the bus.
Is that what smells? I thought it was the ‘bots!
it’s O-shit
oh shit!
Oh my….LMAO!!
Michelle can’t wait to get to DC, so she can rename their new home the OUT HOUSE: ‘The Shit Starts Here’.
LOL!
LMAO - and God knows I needed a laugh. Thanks.
a new way to save energy ! by Barak Obama. I threw millions of people under the bus! now , when I throw the rest of my freedom loving, patriotic Americans under all of the buses in the world, all of those poor people can ride for free with everyone under those buses carrying the weight, no fuel required! and I have ended hunger! everyone can do as I do! COPROPHAGY! BON APPETITE! P.S.Hillary Clinton “08! maybe a million Democrats march on the convention will do the trick! let’s get rid of this lying bum!
Barack needs to go to Iraq, stay there and become a community organizer. They love speeches over there.
lmao!
Great. Absolutely true.
You had me worried there for a moment. Oh, and, FTR; BO is so far away from being a Pub. That I would know. LOL. His FISA acrobatics are just more pandering. Trying for that gun carrying, church going, evangelical crowd. I’d rather vote for Satan himself. At least I know where he stands.
Good one, Larry. It’s been some time since I’ve had so much fun reading such funny shit!
Change that works for him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiSNyLhg1UI
Thanks. Awesome.
coprophagy: the act of eating ones own excreted fecal material. the new plan for America by Barak Obama!
I know some HOUNDS that do that!
HA! good one! Dawnelle! :-0
Larry, does this mean you are not going to the nomination/coronation speech at the football field in Denver? I have been telling everyone to listen to Outkast “Roses” tune for the last year, which best describes this man. In short Roses smell like bobo!!
Oh, That’s just RICH, Larry! Thanks! I needed that chuckle today.
I meet my 80 year-old friend, an Annapolis grad, at the beach each morning for our daily splash in the Atlantic. Its difficult for me to accept, but he’s an Obama supporter and in the advanced stages of the KOOL-Aid syndrome. He’s not on the internet and thats probably why. For the sake of our friendship I do not relay all that I see here and there on the anti-Obama sites. I will, however, tell him about your conversion. He’ll be so happy!
Obama is posting at Huffington–where no decent person ever goes.
They’ll have to call it huff pooooo now.
yeah, it’s done by some dogs
You scared the crap outta me. This is July 4th - not April 1st.
That was so gross I couldn’t even read through it.
Every thought of the PHONY Barack Obama and his wife makes me highly depressed, angry, and I get this vile feeling in my stomach. Between them, MSNBC swooning over them (which I haven’t watched in 2 months a least), and now CNN keeps promoting their special coming up “Blacks in America”, it’s like they are forcibly RAMMING this guy down our throat.
They’ve all done nothing other than feed the fire of my anger and I’ll be on the McCain train all the way into that voting booth.
Now that I’m depressed, onto my treadmill and see if we can get any endorphins movin’ around.
for BJ; sympathetic to how you feel. Best comment I’ve read on all this said:
I feel like I am a passenger on the Titanic an hour after hitting the iceberg and everyone around me shouing: “Isn’t this exciting!”
Watch Obama become a PUMA!
You just ruined my July 4th Barbecue!
The Soap Opera Continues with Pastor Mannings latest! Dated TODAY!
That’s two in a week! He’s working hard! lol I can’t help it. I like the dude.
It has been removed.
check it out this is the page that has the video advertised July 4, 2008 yet when you click on it you go back to the same page.
Weird. I wonder why they’ve pulled it. It was no worse or better than any other. He actually only called BHO a LONG LEGGED MACK DADDY one time!! lol
hmmmm now I’m curious
Larry: You just moved up to the top of OB’s Shit list.
The man of change, always CHANGING his mind. I HOPE I don’t CHANGE my mind again.
Now, how are they going to load the crap cannon in Denver?
I here they are using a series of fans.
That would be like a scatter gun then.
Even better. Use enough fans and the shit can re hit the fan until the aerosol is fine enough to give all 70000 in the stadium a nice even coat.
LOL then when the BOBoweenies say, “We Da Shit” they can mean it.
LOL…But what if it rains?
LOL - thunder, lightning, torrential rains - then we’ll know there IS a God. And she is pissed.
TWO points for HARP!
THE CRAP CANNON manned by the MAD BOOMER!
Aretha Franklin:
CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE
CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE
CHANGE OF FOOLS
I don’t know the rest of the lyrics.
Chain Of Fools
Oh Its the sound
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Its the sound of havin a good time
Its the sound of pain
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain…chain…chain..)
(Chain of fools)
For five long years
I thought you were my man
But I found out, I’m just a link in your chain
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain.chain.chain.)
(Chain of fools)
Oh, you got me where you want me
I ain’t nothin but your fool
Ya treated me mean
Oh you treated me cruel
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain…chain…chain..)
(Chain of fools)
Every chain,
has got a weak link
I might be weak child,
but I’ll give you strength
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain…chain…chain..)
Chain of fools
(Woo, woo, woo, woo)
You told me to leave you alone
(Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo)
My father said ‘Come on home’
(Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo)
My doctor said ‘Take it easy’
(Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo)
Oh but your lovin is much too strong
(Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo)
I’m added to your
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain -ain -ain -ain -ain
(Chain.chain.chain.)
Chain of fools
Oh, one of these mornings
The chain is gonna break
But up until then yeah
I’m gonna take all I can take, oh babe
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain
(Chain, chain, chain)
Chain, chain, chain -ain -ain -ain -ain
(Chain…chain…chain…)
(Chain of fools)
Oh!
(Chain, chain, chain,-ain -ain -ain -ain)
(Chain, chain, chain)
Oh-oh!
(Chain, chain, chain, -ain, ain, ain, ain)
Your chain of fools
FADES-
Oooooooooooooooooh……
Barack Obama Abandons Left Wing Blogs
1. Senator Obama states child rapist should be subject to the death penalty.
2. He defies separation of church and state by stating he will increase the faith base initiatives of George W. Bush.
3. He states he is opposed to gay marriage.
4. He believes phone companies should be given immunity for their warrantless surveillance of American citizens after 9-11.
5. States recent Supreme Court decision overturning the District of Columbia’s ban on hand guns was appropriate even though he previously supported a ban on handguns.
6. Criticizes MOVEON.ORG. for previously stating General Petraeus had betrayed America.
MOVEON.ORG
HUFFINGTONPOST
DAILY KOS
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How much longer this pain in the as* presumptive nominee to the decadent Democratic Party? Getting sick of this? Or is this what Americans have to endure for the freedom and liberty of the people of the planet?
[wants to go somewhere]
I always said obama was so full of shit his eyes were brown.
correction: I’m getting sick of this (man).
OH MAAAAAN Larry!!! And YOU pulled one of MY posts because it was over the top?!?!!!
I agree, that does sound like something you would have said secular! haha
they do not want us to drill now, because they want us to be rationed and deplete our military, take down our economy , and let the iran leaders take over…you can bet on it!
http://www.aim.org/aim-column/communist-party-backs-obama/
The Huffington Post, huh? Run by the famous Arianna. She is quite a shape shifter herself (see below from Wikipedia). I’ve always wondered about her bona fides. She is intelligent, interesting, and witty and I am sure I would wilt into a little pile of debris if I was ever confronted by her superior intellect, but I do wonder if SHE has ever had a sincere utterance in her life.
Maybe she has been giving Barack lessons.
“During these years and around the time of her involvement with John-Roger’s religious group, she was involved with Democratic politician and then-governor (currently Attorney General) of California, Jerry Brown. It was during this time that Huffington (then Stassinopoulos) was first known as a liberal/left-wing/Democrat, the position she returned to once again in the post-90s following the right-wing years of the 1980s to late 1990s.”
Wake up everybody…wake up….it’s time to wake up.
Good God! hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How disgusting Larry!
I hope that idiot Bozobama reads this!
New Gaffe City: Obama patriotism speech, “As we begin our fourth century as a nation.” WTF?
Obama patriotism speech, June 30 2008 Independence, Missouri
As we begin our fourth century as a nation, it is easy to take the extraordinary nature of America for granted. But it is our responsibility as Americans and as parents to instill that history in our children, both at home and at school. The loss of quality civic education from so many of our classrooms has left too many young Americans without the most basic knowledge of who our forefathers are, or what they did, or the significance of the founding documents that bear their names. Too many children are ignorant of the sheer effort, the risks and sacrifices made by previous generations, to ensure that this country survived war and depression; through the great struggles for civil, and social, and worker’s rights.
Can someone please enlighten me. If we are beginning our “fourth century as a nation” then we must have been founded as a Nation in 1708?
http://obamawtf.blogspot.com/2008/07/new-gaffe-city-obama-patriotism-speech.html
Why do some in the DNC feels Obama is the second coming of JFK? I am so sick and tired of hearing Michelle is like Jackie, now its Obama is like JFK.
When will these people stop this crap, now he wants a football field for his convention. 75,000 will be coming out to see the crowning of the new messiah or they hope so, as FOX said JFK did his in the LA Coliseum, so now its the same for Obama but in Denver.
Somebody better wake up because Obama is no dam JFK!!!
Is it a fact he is planning on this? I read the Denver police chief is worried about security for the convention so how can they control something that large? This is a different day and a different situation. There were no large protests against JFK. Maybe they will bring Blackwater USA in to take care of securtiy?
Larry — you make your points in so many ways. Somehow you found another one! LOL.
This is where Donna Brazile should come in and say: Barry, my momma told me, you are what you eat.
Let them eat crap cake shot out of the crap cannon.
He is soooooo full of it and he is a POS.
Send him a wad of toilet paper the next time he send you a donation request!
OMG!!!!!! ROTFLMAO
I am laughing so hard my sides hurt.
Awww, Larry. That was just f’ing puerile, and below the level of a Doctorate holder.
Funnier than a Jim Nabors joke at Rock Hudson’s wake, though, in a 12 year-old way…
You’re absolutely right Mr. Dobbs, it’s preety crappy humor.
Larry - -
That was truly Carlin-esque! I would say George is up there, smiling down on us. But, we already know what he said about THAT. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for ya!)
Harp, LOL confuse-speak by Oblabberbu**
SJ, I hope I got this right, tell me if it’s not:
Obama doesn’t want to shorten the convention to three days (i guess they’re thinking they’d save $$) because the fourth day and I haven’t checked the exact date…is the anniversary of MLK’s famous speech I Have A Dream. He plans to accept the nomination and ride on the anniversary event! [nauseous here]
I don’t know if its to save money but Obama sure wants a huge crowd to watch his coming out. I feel Obama already sees his self as President, I wonder how he would handle a lost of the GE if that was to happen, that is one big high to take a fall from.
The DNC may have to put Obama into rehab if he does not win this thing, he may go steering mad instantly at the disappointment.
no, if obama i mean when he loses, they will riot and blame everybody else, whitey and the republicans and those damn puma’s ! obama will hopefully move his family to kenya where his wife and children can be exposed to his other family in africa. and they can all eat huge portions of elephant dung.
” I have decided to support Barack for President.”
You really had me worried there for a minute, Larry!
Thanks for a good laugh.
No kidding. I thought Larry got a hold of some Kool Aid. Phew
he’s no JFK and no MLK
More of an LBJ.
lmao! Good one Larry!
Backtrack Obama keeps me busy with updating this every day
http://edgeoforever.wordpress.com/2008/07/03/the-flip-flop-list/
Oh gosh! I KNEW I smelled shit in the room…. WOW!
We have 3 dogs ranging in size from 40-75 lbs.
Every week or so, I get one of the neighborhood
kids to clean up the yard for me.
Last weekend, I gave little Billy a
$10 bill, rubber gloves, a bucket and a shovel.
After about an hour I took Billy a cold soda
and found him sitting with the bucket and
using the stuff like clay and molding what
looked like a little man.
I said, “Billy, what are you doing?”
Billy said, “I’m making me an Axlerod.”
I said, “Hah! Why don’t you make an Obama?”
Billy looked in the bucket and said,
“Not enough shit.”
Larry, when I saw the intro-I said what the shit? You did have me going for a bit! HA HA, Have a good 4th!
you had me there a minute! I don’t think I could have taken it if you would suddenly become a obama supporter.
for a minute there I felt like I was the only human left in a world full of pod people.
whoa, I think I need to lay down.
you mean, our Baracky, is going to the Huffpoo to do another W.O.R.M. dance?
NO! really?!
He means YES WE CON!
Thats it!…he is white..he is just so full of shit it makes him look black!..happy 4th everyone and FO to BHO!!!!!
I find it no surprise that HuffPost has selected commenting on reports regarding Obama, and the fact that any negative facts about the empty suit gets removed from the top level/front page and buried in small links under the Political section.
“I have decided to support Barack for President. What changed my mind?”
Larry, you made me worried reading the above.I did not know u r having constipation LOL!
Now, let BHO eat the shit!
He is polluting the whole nation. I’m sick and tired hearing his name 7/24 in the media.
No mercy, even on this significant day, his name is on the air! Too much shit!
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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY !!
God Bless America, The Beautiful!
that was a brilliant post btw.
thanks for the scare and the laugh
happy 4th
Shit in one hand, wish in the other….
Well,we’ve been smelling shit since Obama’s announcement he was to be the Messiah for the DNC ,so,It’s only reasonable to understand he’s full of shit.
Obama will refine the word shit, he’ll name it crap cake.
Nobody at NQ has stopped you from talking ted. For that you need to go to Pro-BOBO sites.
When I read that Larry had decided to support Obama, I nearly choked on my soda. I thought Lord, not another one, pretty soon there will be nowhere else to go! Thank God I finished reading the piece instead of just leaving! Heart failure here!
larry, you got me at ‘I have decided to support Barack for President. What changed my mind?’
i knew, a prank was right behind it.
you almost had a gotcha moment.
Dear Obama:
Thank you for the recent flip-flop gifts.
Regards,
Pink
DELETED BY LCJ FOR INAPPROPRIATE COMMENT
Johnson,
Please escort this moron to the grassy knoll, never to darken your door again.
If he returns with more shit like that his next visit will be with the Secret Service.
Dang. I missed it.
I was lighting the tinder in the firepit last night around 8:00 PM PDT when the earth shook. It’s really scary when you are outside because you hear all the noise from the buildings shaking around you. Unlike the slow roller like the 1989 Loma Prieta quake, this was sharp, pronounced and surprisingly loud.
CGS web site didn’t show any sizable quake results so I started surfing to find the event that caused the jolt.
Obama posted his latest piece in the Mendacity of Hype series on the Huffington Post Thursday at 5:05 PM EDT.
The San Andreas Fault is not to blame.
What I felt was an IROB, the latest Instantaneous Realignment of the Obama Borg. FISA good, 4th Amendment bad.
Only the American Communist Party experienced a more traumatic ideological shift after the Hitler-Stalin pact.
It’s going to be a shaky summer, troops.
I nearly collapsed in horror…until I almost died laughing!!!!!
I was for it while I was against it.
Was someone well on his way to being three shits to the wind when he wrote this?
Drinking and diatribing on national holidays …
The internet provides new opportunities, saves wear and tear on the relatives, but we are losing our customs and traditions, e.g., the first person to cry at a family celebration is a sissy.
Where he three sheets to the wind and beginning a starboard tack, he would still make more sense than the Obama Borg, Number One.
Thank you, Larry. I needed that. I am so very glad that you see the pettifogger for what he is, and aren’t afraid of saying so. Scatalogical humor is about all we have left when it comes to politics, and your piece is an instant classic. God Bless You. I actually laughed for the first time in months. We need more good men like you to push back the curtain and shine the light in. Keep up the good work.
Check this out…Chicago Sun Times ad being paid for by the People.
http://www.hcsfjm.com/
Make Dr. King Proud on the Anniversary of his “I Have A Dream” Speech.
Make his Words Ring Loud and Clear! Let’s prove him right!
Let “HIS” words come to Life in the 21st Century!
Mark your Calendars for the summer evening when Hillary comes to the podium in Denver to speak and to say: I accept the nomination of my Party and will be honored to lead you back to a path of peace and prosperity.
Right On! Hillary 2008!
Thank you Dr. King! We hear you still. Loud and Clear, Sir!
Stinky Diaper- TIME FOR A CHANGE?
You be the Judge:
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2008/07/forgery_revealed_in_kos_public.html
have you see the news about the convention?
http://thevote.abc13.com/2008/07/open-air-delive.html
But I thought Sen. Obama’s taste in food was for Whole Foods Arugula? What happened to Him? Guess Rezko would like some company with his middleEastern cuisine in the slammer?
1pI’ll thingk about it.6b I compleatly disagree with last post . qfb
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