Attention: Now Auditioning Obama Surrogates and VP Contestants

LOL, I’m not qualified for the job (at least I know it)! I couldn’t keep a straight face.

No substance here.

I do not like Kool Aide

This is all about Barack and his chance to “play” President.

Since he has become the presumptive Democrat nominee (by any means necessary), Barack has shown some disturbing patterns.

One that blasted the alarm bells off the Richter scale, for me, was the “seal”. I remember wondering, “Is this man nuts?” Barack’s seal immediately reminded me of the huge, childlike clock that Flavor Flav wears around his neck. From this, and from watching him over time, I have concluded there has to be some underlying mental issue! What in the hell would move this guy, who hasn’t even won his party’s nomination, to create his own presidential seal? .

(Flavor Flav, is an African-American rapper, television star).

My next thought was “Damn! This guy’s behavior is so crazy he just might make this seal into some bling bling jewelry and wear it around his neck!”

Seriously, this is no way for a grown man to act especially one running for President of the United States.

To all the Trolls. The more you come here, the more money generated for the owners of this site. They love you, keep coming.

Very good. Don’t forget, applicants must also be able to detach oneself from ‘the one that shall not be named’ if thrown under the bus.

BTW, where is Wright these days?

I’m going to win the election. Ommmm.

One more: must have no values, no moral compass, and no principles and be of low intelligence (but have credentials from prestigious colleges and universities

Okay okay whatever you say.
You call us repubs and racists.
Okay whatever you choose to think
Okay okay whatever.
You made your point.
we heard you loud and clear.
You think we are racist repubs.
LOOK FUCKERS
WE DO NOT OWE YOU ANYTHING MUCH LESS AN EXPLANATION.
THINK WHAT YOU WANT.

Throw the convention under the bus. Get your seat on PUMA PAC to Denver. Leaves from 50 states and all cities. Check with Puma Pac. And donate for the buses if you can

I have a question.
The convention was scheduled months ago. Is it some massive coincidence that the acceptance speech was scheduled to be given on the MLK Dream day and we just “happen” to have a black candidate to deliver it?
Ain’t fate wonderful?

Thanks for the laugh. Your piece brightened a gloomy day!

No intelligence required. (Need only be smart enough to fool a progressive.)

Hillary’s ineptitude took health care off the table for 15 years. Ommmm.

I pass. Hell is getting crowded and I do my best not to belong there.

Okay okay whatever you say.
You call us repubs and racists.
Okay whatever you choose to think
Okay okay whatever.
You made your point.
we heard you loud and clear.
You think we are racist repubs.
LOOK FUCKERS
WE DO NOT OWE YOU ANYTHING MUCH LESS AN EXPLANATION.
THINK WHAT YOU WANT.

Obama for President: Risk you can believe in.

This attractive job offer is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Rejecting this offer may label you ‘racist’. You will be ostracized once my billion dollar war chest buys me the Presidency and you are on my sh*t list.

Flip Floppin experience definately a plus.

Well those Pelosi numbers might come in handy after all…She is stopping a vote from coming to the floor on drilling so some one posted these at GretaWire so we could let her know how we feel about it…after reading this post I thought I would post them here also…I know how much you all love Nancy and thought you might want to give her a friendly call…see how things are going in Washington.

Nancy Pelosi’s contact info:
District Office – 450 Golden Gate Ave. – 14th Floor – San Francisco, CA 94102 – (415) 556-4862
Washington, D.C. Office – 2371 Rayburn HOB – Washington, DC 20515 – (202) 225-4965

Obama got Hagel to go with him to Iraq because he is the only one with principle. Ommmm.

Hey can we start a betting pool that Obama will dismiss Angela Merkel’s objections and speak in front of the Brandenburg Gate.

He’s not going to let some woman tell him what to do. He can’t resist.

VP candidate must accept the following:

Did I mention I like to do 180’s about all of my previously held beliefs and policy positions ? FISA, Iraq, and gun control anyone? Ommm.

Obama. “HOPE” he isn’t a republican in an empty suit.
We already know he’s a racist. Obama the closet Republican.
Hopey changey, chagey hopey, that you can believe in if you close your eyes and not pay attention to his changing.
FLIP FLOPPING OBAMA- THE CHANGE YOU CAN BELIVE IN

FOR IT AND AGAINST IT AND THEN FOR IT AND THEN AGAINST IT. CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN.

OBAMA VOTED FOR FISA!
OBAMA VOTED TO GET RID OF THE 4TH AMENDEMENT.
OABAMA VOTED TO GET RID OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT.
OBAMA VOTED TO GET RID OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT.
OBAMA VOTED TO FUND THE WAR.
OBAMA VOTED FOR THE BUSH CHENEY ENERGY BILL TO RAPE THE LAND
Obama is happy the renovation of the internment camps is completed-that he voted for.

see You are right-HE does have SOME BILLS HE VOTED ON.
Change you can believe in.
BETTER BELIEVE IT. UMMMHUMMM YUP ALRIGHT.
A PRESIDENT FOR THE BLACK MAN.
SCREW THE REST of the people.
There are internment camps for the whiteys.
CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN.

LET’S REPOST THE SUPER DELEGATE’S COMMENT ABOUT THE INTERNMENT CAMPS WAITING FOR YOU WHEN THEY COME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

Got to go to target practice now. Glad the supreme court saved the second amendment.
Later.

Folks..You can`t make this stuff up:

Obama’s Chocolate Nuts Are For Sale

Obama’s Chocolate Nuts are tasty. We use only the finest roasted nuts so when you put Obama’s Chocolate nuts in your mouth you can taste the quality. Obama’s Chocolate Nuts started as a simple concept. Let all of America enjoy Barack Obama’s Nuts. True, we also have Obama’s Chocolate Balls, but let’s be honest, his nuts are what your here for

http://obamaschocolatenuts.com/

Still laughing!!!!!

Very scary article here. It’s from Feb. but someone sent to me today. This really must be the Twilight Zone.
http://campaignspot.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NjljYjA3YTYzMjU2ZjA5Yzg1MmM2YjIzZjEyN2ZjZjk=

“Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.” Michelle Obama

So much for our freedom to be apathetic!

From the article: UPDATE: A great line from reader Mike: “That tingle going up Chris Matthews’ leg is a shiver going down my spine.”

Good one!

Look, I’m an Obama supporter who would have been thrilled with Hillary as the nominee. I have given her 1000 dollars to retire our debt. Outside of some internet trolls I don’t think Obama’s coalition is this hateful, sexist breed you think we are. But all this beggars the question…

So what are you on about? You own your vote- so do I. You’re not voting for Barrack- that’s your unalienable right. We won’t grovel or woo you back into the fold. We won’t regret nominating him and apologize. You all seem like you’re waiting for this wonderful moment of reckoning- it will not come.

If Obama is unelectable, you don’t need to sabotage him. Get on with your lives. Hatred is not good for you. There’s so much hate here, it seems like it must be a burden to carry such negative emotions.

Sorry thi sis so OT…This is a old article from June and people are still commenting on it…

Obama’s Claim To Christianity Doesn’t Hold Up
http://www.tylerpaper.com/article/20080614/OPINION0303/806130344

Last paragraph….

Obama can call himself anything he likes, but there is a clear requirement for one to qualify as a Christian and Obama doesn’t meet that requirement. One cannot deny central tenets of the Christian faith, including the deity and uniqueness of Christ as the sole mediator between God and Man and be a Christian. Such people do have a label applied to them in Scripture. They are called “false prophets.”

Comment left today
http://www.tylerpaper.com/forum_message/2791t644785g151224i/FRONTPAGE

Hillary pretends to be Miranda from Sex and the City but she is really Charlotte; that’s why the media keeps asking about Bill. Ommmm.

ooops forgot to take my bible to target practice and turn my computer off.

Barack Obama will require you to work as slaves in the internment camps..all whiteys and black women go to internment camp now. Do not get a pass to go free.

LOL This was AWESOME. That line “he’s clean” made me think of an episode of Sealab where the eric estrada character brings out some homemade raisin wine which is kept in a ziplock bag to drink. He takes it out of the back of a toilet. The other character looks at him incredulously, to which he replies; “it’s clean, man!”

Ummmm, yeah, so are there any parallels there? I can think of a few.

Hannah Montana

very good —-

I am not qualified according to these requirements

BUT my 6 yr old is –He is always saying

“mama –yes i can “
“mama –i know what i am doing “
“mama–i can change the whole world“

pls contact me obama vp team

my address–hillaryis44.com

Anyone still have the list of internment camps That the Obama super delegate emialed us.. in all the states that are waiting to bus off the whites when Obama becomes president?
Hey trolls. Wake the f*ck up. You will be on that bus heading to the camps down long dark roads too.
Wake up! Wake up!

from time magazine:

Consider the Republican Party. Many Republicans dislike John McCain with a passion that has lasted for years. Asked to explain, they refer to the McCain-Feingold campaign-finance-reform law (which they thought, incorrectly as it turns out, would bite Republicans more than Democrats), or his opposition (since rescinded) to the Bush tax cuts, or what they regard as his tiresome and preening routine as a maverick. They resent his mutual love affair with the press (which he jokingly refers to as “my base”). They remember a lot of foolish talk a while back about how McCain might switch parties and become a Democrat. And yet almost all of these McCain haters will vote for him in November.

Now consider the Democratic Party. The one-on-one rivalry between Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama lasted only about three months from beginning to end. Their policy disagreements are negligible. For many Clinton supporters, the chance to elect an African-American President represents the culmination of a cause they have been fighting for all their lives. Yet almost half of Clinton supporters tell pollsters that they will not vote for Obama. And Clinton’s big-money backers are deflecting money and energy away from their party’s presumptive nominee.

What is their problem? News reports suggest that disgruntled Clinton supporters are angry about alleged sexism in the coverage of her campaign, while other Democrats are upset at Obama’s recent moves toward the center. The second complaint is childish. Securing your base and then moving to the center is the fundamental move of politics, like the basic steps of the fox-trot. And Obama is hardly responsible for Clinton’s press coverage. But there is no easy way these folks can vent their anger at Chris Matthews. So they are taking their revenge on people without health care, women who need abortions, and others who they (if they supported Hillary) must think will be harmed by a Republican victory in the fall. That’ll show ‘em.

If you listen to a lot of right-wing talk radio (as I do), you can hear the troops being rallied. O.K., so maybe McCain isn’t really our type. But he’s our nominee. And consider the alternative! Obama is the most radical left-winger since the French Revolution. He is a fanatical leveler who hates rich people and despises success. Plus, he’s an élitist snob. And his wife thinks she’s better than everyone else because she’s black. Truth to tell, the radio guys would rather have had Clinton to rail against, out of habit if nothing more. They spent most of their energy during primary season going after her. (Hillary nostalgia is surely one reason they are so obsessed with Michelle Obama.) But they have turned their guns on Barack Obama with remarkable ease and speed.

Democrats aren’t like that. It’s not that they’re too nice or too principled, or too unwilling to be ruthless. The hatred of George W. Bush on the left–and the eagerness to see him gone–is at this point as extreme as anything the right has to offer. (I know this because I share it.) The desire to win for winning’s sake is pretty deep, too. Furthermore, as I suggested in this space a few weeks ago, it is at least an open question as to whether Democrats this year will attempt to match the Republicans in their willingness to “swift-boat”–that is, to play dirty in what they regard as a noble cause.

But true, professional unscrupulousness–the kind of do-anything-to-win pragmatism that Democrats envy in Republicans–requires more than just working yourself up into a lather of dislike. Sometimes, in fact, it requires the opposite: putting aside your dislike, your disappointments, your anger, your feelings of betrayal. In the case of Hillary Clinton’s erstwhile supporters, all of these feelings seem overwrought to me. But there is no point in arguing about this, or at least not now. Now is the time to just get over it.

Barack Obama has refused $84 million of government money for the fall campaign because he believes he can raise more privately. For the Democrats to find it easier than the Republicans to raise money is a recent development, and a somewhat inspiring one. Affluent people who give to the Republican Party are advancing their own class interests, whereas those who give to the Democrats generally aren’t. This suggests an admirable seriousness about their giving. On the other hand, if they go off in a snit when their candidate loses the nomination, that will suggest that they aren’t really in this out of progressive passion–they just find politics an amusing hobby, like racehorses or yachts.

You are right on Ani.

His running mate will have to wear an ear piece to keep up with all of Obama’s daily changes.

It would be like the Latin soap operas….stunned expressions on the teevee till instructions came through.

Join us!

http://www.NotFallingInLine.org

Nancy Pelosi: Second Letter Writing Campaign!

Subject: NotFallingInLine

Speaker Pelosi,

Why did you think it was appropriate DURING the contest for the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination to tell other automatic delegates to the party’s convention in August publicly how they had to vote at the convention by formulating an argument that all but required them to endorse Barack Obama, an argument that you repeated publicly again and again, but at the same time chose not to bother to acknowledge publicly that sexism in the media had been a significant obstacle to Senator Hillary Clinton’s candidacy until two weeks AFTER she suspended her campaign?

And why didn’t you ever once call for an investigation of evidence of fraud and alleged disenfranchisement of entire groups in caucus states prior to Senator Obama – an unknown, inexperienced, unqualified and unprincipled weasel – having sleazed off with the nomination that he did not earn and does not deserve?

Sincerely,
NFIL Democrat/Voter
http://www.NotFallingInLine.org

they aren’t really in this out of progressive passion–they just find politics an amusing hobby, like racehorses or yachts.

Okay, maybe he said it. But he really didn’t mean it. And if he meant it, it’s only because he was tired and needed a cigarette or a waffle or something.

Why are you guys so hard on my love object?
He’s hip, he’s jazzy, he’s the black JFK. Have I mentioned lately I want me some black JFK? Have I?

Fun post Ani.

Here’s another:
It’s OK to throw my granny under the bus, ommmmmm.

sonia, you must have spilled another peach daiquiri onto your keyboard again. Your “U” key is stuck.

That thing with Larry Sinclair and me ended years ago.

If it’s any of your business. Which it’s not.

Ask Pelosi how much she paid for her new knockers and why did she decide to get new boobs when she is a senior? Man those boobs are so big they’ll crack her ribs from the weight. Ask her if the money came from the taxpayer dollars that were funneled into her husbands business with grants she gave him?
Ask her why her boobs point straight ahead and don’t move when she walks and why an old lady wants those kind of knockers. Ask her if she is taking her calcium because she will need to strengthen her bones to carry those gourds. And ask her if she is cheating on her husband and if that’s the reason she got the new huge boobs. Tell her she looks whory whith her new boobs.

Please, please, please, Barack, ask your supporters to pay off my sleazy vanity project. My supporters are all talk. Ommmm. (Whoa, is that Richard Mellon Scaife doing the downward dog?)

Baracks broke and Hillary project is paid off as of today stupid low IQ moron who is in the tank for Hitler Obama the blank canvas that you paint what you want to see.

You are uniquely positioned to be BOBO’s VP running mate..BEND OVER BOT. TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.

Some commenter said that the DNC or higher ups got 40K number of phone calls about PUMA. Who are they callin’? I want to call….Donna, Dean, Nancy…all of them ? I’ve been emailing them for weeks.

thanks trist

attention all trolls……ovomit is done, get used to it. the fake is over, you have been taken for all your little contributions. there is no hope or change, it was all a lie. you are ignorant of politics. obama was not born in a manger, it was a hut in kenya. he really is the son of a jackel. get over it, and get the hell off our blog.

Ani, thank you ever so much for the heart felt laughter!!

The first troll post made your point and I started laughing again to the point of tears!!

TGIF

Great want Ad. I have had the image of BO answering the ad from Red Shoe Diaries all week.

Dear Red Shoes….

WOMEN Americans
Do you keep a diary?
Have you ever been betrayed?
Have you betrayed another?
Man ,35, Voter, 18-?? wounded and alone,
recovering from loss of once
in a lifetime love scam, searching
for reasons why.
Willing to pay top $ $ $
For your experiences, I have too few that count for much…
Please send diaries to:
Barak Obama

All stories remain confidential.

I do not want another republican in office until Regannomics is dead and buried. However, in order to stop Obama, if Democrats can not nominate Hillary in Denver, I hope McCain chooses for his running mate the only republican with enough “wattage” to shine as brightly in the MSM as barky – the terminator – governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Game, set, match.

Comment by Donna Brazile | 2008-07-11 20:08:25

Stop the hate:-)

STFU you cheap trick.

Obama needs to consult with Dick Cheney concerning the VP auditions. Dick has declared the office of the Vice President as a separate and unique branch of government and as such neither Obama, the DNC, nor congress has control of this Fourth Branch. Dick may not have any intention of releasing control!

government small bussiness grants…

It sounds interesting but I am not sure that I agree with you completely….