Noquarterusa.net: The Contest
By Kirk Tofte on July 13, 2008 at 2:10 PM in Barack Obama
The response to “Hillary versus Obama: The Book” was so outstanding that it seems a contest to pick the best title for such a tome is in order. It will be sponsored by Willnotmoveon.org (whose battle cry is “Ho! Ho! Ho!”) and its rules will be about as arcane as those that govern the balloting for Major League Baseball’s All-Star teams and/or the Iowa Democratic caucuses.
Listed below is the arbitrarily chosen field of titles from which noquarterusa.net readers will help us select our “Elite Eight” by naming the four titles that they like best. Readers may vote (as they can for the All-star teams–and, come to think of it, in the Iowa caucuses) as many times as they like. A winner will be selected from this smaller list. The author of the best title will win a free, lifetime subscription to noquarterusa.net and immediate induction into Willnotmoveon.org’s Hall of Fame.
And the titles from which you may choose ARE:
Hillary Shrugged
Hillary’s Complaint
Obama and the Art of Media Manipulation
The Obamabots’ Guide to the Galaxy
The Wright Stuff
The Legend of Deeply Hollow
No Country for Old Women
Invasion of the Caucus Snatchers
Take the Misogyny and Run
How Green Was My Candidate
A Man for All Political Leanings
A Smoke-filled Room with a View
Obambi Dick
Hail to the Pimp and his First ‘Ho (submitted by Bernie Mac)
Weathering Slights
As I Lay Spying
Dude Be Not Proud
Axelrod’s Fables
Raging Bullshit
The Silence of the Superdelegates
Obama’s Web
The Highjacker’s Guide to the White House
Pant Suit versus Empty Suit
Swindler’s List
Kill Bill Vol. 3
Sense and Insensitivity
For Whom the Bots Toll
Something Mulatto This Way Comes (as inappropriate as a Bernie Mac joke)
Mutiny on the DNC
Jesse Jackson and the Chocolate Nut Factory
A Time to Kill…The Democratic Party
Grim Fairy Tales
Pinocchio: The Adventures of a Puppet Candidate
Presidencies for Dummies
Faith of My Pflegers
Million Dollar Bambi
Blazing Straddles
La Bouge et le Noir (best foreign entry)
The Souls of Not-so-black Folk
Invasions of the Caucus Snatchers
Everything You Wanted to Know About Sexism but Were Afraid Was True
The Count of Monte “Schizo”
Catch-44 (we’ll be electing our 44th president)
Big Two-faced Liar
Terms of Disenfranchisement
Gone Changin’ with the Wind
War and Race
A Roll Call of Her Own
Field of Schemes
Invasion of the Delegate Snatchers
The Lyin’ King
A Botwork Orange
The Red Badge of Racism
Belittle Women
Barack the Obscure
Origin of the Specious
The Bible (King Obama version)
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- “Richard Sale’s reportage on Washington, the CIA, the American armed forces, and foreign intrigue has created a perfect background for this account of the steady growth of President Clinton as a master of the game of nations.”--W. Patrick Lang, former head of Middle East Operations, DIA
"Anne C. Heller's stunning biography of Ayn Rand" uses a "plethora of newly unearthed research and fresh insight."
OMG–I am slapping my knees here. How could I ever chose just a few? Great creativity among us!
Hail to the Pimp and his First ‘Ho (submitted by Bernie Mac)
The Red Badge of Racism
Jesse Jackson and the Chocolate Nut Factory
The Lyin’ King
LMAO…these are too funny.My picks are
1.The Obamabots guide to the Galaxy(every page must say “Drink the Koolaid”.
2.Hail to the Pimp and his first Ho’
3. The Hijackers Guide to the Whitehouse.
4.Something Mulatto this way comes.
Honorable mention goes to Faith of my Pflegers.
Nobama EVER!!
Pant Suit versus Empty Suit
The Legend of Deeply Hollow
They are all great !!
The Lyin King
The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test II
I thought they were all great…but these are my favorite..Good Luck to all the creative writers..and thanks so much Larry for this Site.
The Legend of Deeply Hollow
Presidencies for Dummies
The Highjacker’s Guide to the White House
Mutiny on the DNC
For Whom the Bots Toll.
This list is just too too funny. Must redo this one after Hillary wins the nomination.
For Whom the Bots Toll and No Country for Old Women
How Green Was My Candidate
ROFL
Mutiny on the DNC
I like them all but
1- How Green was my Candidate
2-No Country for Old Women
3-Kill Bill Vol. 3
Those did it for me the best.
The Legend of Deeply Hollow
No Country for Old Women
The Legend of Deeply Hollow
The Lyin’ King
Mutiny on the DNC
Belittle Women
Ditto these four:
The Legend of Deeply Hollow
The Lyin’ King
Mutiny on the DNC
Belittle Women
hey cool! some of mine are up there. one i liked (but isn’t there) is Interpretations of Dreams From My Father. (Interpretations of Dreams by Freud)
anyway, those that weren’t mine that i loved:
Raging Bullshit
Invasion of the Caucus Snatchers
The Lyin’ King
A Botwork Orange
Belittle Women
My choices:
1. The Legend of Deeply Hollow
2. For Whom the Bots Toll
3. Invasion of the Caucus Snatchers
4. No Country for Old Women
In no certain order. Thanks, Larry, for providing this former TMer a NEW place to lurk.
Man, those are great! I can’t pick one.
That Little Tingle You Felt Going Down Your Leg…
Was Obama Pissing on Your Values
Oh, crap!
I like the following:
The invasion of the caucus snatchers
Mutiny on DNC
Hijackers guide to the White house
Obama and the Art of Media Manipulation
The legend of deeply hollow.
The rest are also very funny. good work guys!!
I like No Country for Old Women
Oh, crap! How to choose only four???
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First cut:
The Legend of Deeply Hollow
No Country for Old Women
Invasion of the Caucus Snatchers
Weathering Slights
Dude Be Not Proud
Axelrod’s Fables
Raging Bullshit
The Silence of the Superdelegates
The Highjacker’s Guide to the White House
Swindler’s List
For Whom the Bots Toll
Mutiny on the DNC
Invasions of the Caucus Snatchers
Everything You Wanted to Know About Sexism but Were Afraid Was True
Terms of Disenfranchisement
A Roll Call of Her Own
Invasion of the Delegate Snatchers
A Botwork Orange
Belittle Women
Origin of the Specious
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Oh, man, that’s still 20…and hey! One of mine made the cut, wow…
2nd cut, down to a dozen~!
The Legend of Deeply Hollow
No Country for Old Women
Dude Be Not Proud
Axelrod’s Fables
The Highjacker’s Guide to the White House
Swindler’s List
Mutiny on the DNC
Everything You Wanted to Know About Sexism but Were Afraid Was True
A Roll Call of Her Own
A Botwork Orange
Belittle Women
Origin of the Specious
Origin of the Specious is great
my votes:
No Country for Old Women
Axelrod’s Fables
The Highjacker’s Guide to the White House
Mutiny on the DNC
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my runners up:
The Legend of Deeply Hollow
A Roll Call of Her Own
Belittle Women
The Highjacker’s Guide to the White House
No Country for Old Women
Raging Bullshit
Thanks for a great bunch of larfs.
btw, if you’re from florida, your choices only count for half a vote, and if you’re from Michigan, take 4 extra votes.
HYSTERICAL!!!!!
Ahhhh! Where did all the posts go??
No “Electorate Kool-Aid Acid Test”?
etc etc
Barak Obama, “jellyfish politics”
Or; “how a spineless blob usurped the Democratic Party
The Legend of Deeply Hollow
No Country for Old Women
Pant Suit vs. Empty Suit
A Time to Kill .. The Democratic Party
Things to do in Denver when you’re Fed(up)
The one I hope reflects the future:
Hillary Shrugged
The ones if the book focuses on BO:
The Legend of Deeply Hollow
Invasion of the Caucus Snatchers
Barack the Obscure
Origin of the Specious
and this should be:
For Whom the Bots TOIL
a chapter in the book
(hey, why not use some of the runners-up for chapter titles?)
Very hard to choose, and since decorum keeps me from picking any of mine own, I’m going with these:
Hillary’s Complaint
The Legend of Deeply Hollow
No Country for Old Women
Invasion of the Caucus Snatchers
Weathering Slights
Dude Be Not Proud
Oops, didn’t see the cut, well got most on the new list.