Our Noquarterusa.net Contest: The Sweet Sixteen
By Kirk Tofte on July 18, 2008 at 3:00 AM in Barack Obama
For those of you who don’t know, we have been conducting a contest to pick the best title for a hypothetical book about the Hillary-Obama wars. Unfortunately, the initial voting in our poll has been about as robust as participation in the Iowa caucuses—not very.
Original contest rules called for participants to narrow the field of nominees to an “Elite Eight.” But since I am the Howard Dean of this enterprise, I have arbitrarily decided to change the rules in midstream.
Readers will now be asked to pick their top two titles from a “Sweet Sixteen” list. It will be from these votes that our final winner will be selected.
Please note that my “Sweet Sixteen” list contains twenty-three titles. This is the result of the contest’s Donna Brazile rule, “Do as I say, not as I do.”
Finally, those who live in Florida will have one-half of their votes counted. For those who live in Michigan, you will get to vote for five titles rather than two. However, four of your choices—at my discretion—will not be counted.
And the nominees ARE:
The Legend of Deeply Hollow
No Country for Older Women
The Hijackers Guide to the White House
Mutiny on the DNC
Belittle Women
Invasion of the Caucus Snatchers
I, Obama
The Lyin’ King
For Whom the Bots Toll
Origin of the Specious
Raging Bullshit
A Botwork Orange
Dude Be Not Proud
A Roll Call of Her Own
Axelrod’s Fables
The Electorate Acid Kool-aid Test
How Green is My Candidate
Jesse Jackson and the Chocolate Nut Factory
Kill Bill Vol. 3
Hillary’s Complaint
Invasion of the Delegate Snatchers
The Obamabots Guide to the Galaxy
The Silence of the Superdelegates
60% Off at $84.00: 
OR buy the DVD version for 40% off at $20.99: 
DVD Version: 
- An account of the steady growth of President Clinton as a master of the game of nations.
