Current ArticleBy PaganPower on July 18, 2008 at 12:20 AM in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, George Bush, Hillary Clinton, John McCain
Be sure you are someplace where it won’t matter if you bust out laughing out loud when you watch this. Politics at it’s best.
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Another Obama gaffe from his West Lafayette, Indiana speech,
“…..Throughout our history, America’s confronted constantly evolving danger, from the oppression of an empire, to the lawlessness of the frontier, from the bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor, to the threat of nuclear annihilation. Americans have adapted to the threats posed by an ever-changing world. “ (emphasis added.)
Just “one bomb”? Obama lived in Hawaii so he should be familiar with the history of Pearl Harbor.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0807/16/ino.01.html
It was a big bomb…with many bomblets.. all carried by individual planes flying as one.
Not to be mistaken for the bomb that fell on Obama’s campaign.
You mean the bomb that is Obama’s campaign
The MSM ad agency paints his as this incredible speaker, but he really does suck at it. It goes along with the complete propaganda package their running for him. “Tell them he’s great 1000 times a day, they’ll start to believe it”.
It`s a shame someone don`t ask him the date of the “bomb”
What do you expect when you have children writing your speeches? Judging from his other gaffs, his speechwriter failed history and read one page on JFK for homework besides. Obama, on the other hand, skipped history AND geography class completely.
Anybody who still thinks that the American educational system hasn’t been Dumbed Down, please raise your sandwich hand.
Hilarious. Thanks Pagan!
Clever….and much needed relief from even my own over-zealous nature!
Is Oracle one of the Obama trolls who lives in Gaza?
I hear that exactly one politician got upset over the JibJab animation. You guessed it – it was B. Hussein Obama.
Obama is so disgusting that Axlerod has to PAY trolls to defend Obama. Not that the truth about Obama needs defending.
PUMA
I would say rather that Obama is indefensible.
Yep — you said it better than I did.
Well, why am I not surprised? I wasn’t offended at the jabs at Bill, HIllary or McCain (hands down choice over Barky). I admit I laughed the hardest at the Obama part, though.
I thought even jib jab satire was more harsh on McCain with the reference to his physical “deformity” , surprised they didn’t mock him for his limited range of motion with his shoulders as well. It is frightening how lopsided the media is–knowing that somewhere some billionaire is pulling the strings. How can we expect a fair election?
No, Oracle is majoring in Stupidity with a Minor in Texting. The world of business is looking forward to placing his resume at the bottom of the pile and he will become an example of your tax dollars at work supporting stupid people who didn’t even need to eat lead to get that way.
Best to be careful. With the “eat lead” comment the Obama campaign will accuse you of trying to have Oracle asassinated. Never mind that what you were obviously referring to lead poisoning and not attempted murder.
I’m just going to say one thing before I sign off and go to bed.
I HATE, HATE OBAMA and would prefer another four years of monkeyface GWB than Obama. How’s that for how much I hate Obama.
Good night everyone and keep up the good work bringing that slimy, slithering sleazeball down.
On behalf of imustprotest, there is no spewing of hate on this blog…unless you’re a troll.
Please stop or outsiders may think you guys are ‘bitter’ or something…
Good night dear and thanks, I feel exactly the same!
I don’t get it. This dashboard says Hillary is OUT. But It also shows Obama not getting enough Pledged Delegates.
If so why would it show Hillary as OUT?
McCain won the required delegates so he is the nominee.
He’s the only one out of the three who has won the required delegates. This is weird.
http://
news.yahoo.com/election/2008/dashboard;_ylt=AvzBYWoj7rfDg3y6nLbZgB5h24cA
And it funny that McCain still refers to himself as the Presumptive-Nominee since the RNC hasn’t had their convention either.
Rejected New Yorker covers on Obama.
http://www.collegeotr.com/georgetown_university/rejected_new_yorker_covers_9944
And for anyone who didn’t see this, its a good take on the Obama “humor problem.” I agree that people vote for the candidate they feel most comfortable with. It’s surprising how many voters don’t decide until the very last moment, and in those cases, they do tend to go for the “safer” choice. That has to work to McCain’s advantage.
http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_stump/archive/2008/07/15/obama-and-the-comedy-question.aspx
nite sh1ft lonlie @ pmama blog hedquarters!!!! axlrod is teh boss he gves me the$$
obama>hilry blck people > women get 0vr 1t!
axlrod t@7king points mke no snse! hears 1 frm the list-
bth Hillry AND Bill spport 0bama now! they wnt u “On board”
lol n00bs
When your master Obambi told you to learn a second language you flunked…OY!
i think it’s the meds speaking.
He did not flunk! He learned TXT!
He’s the kid driving down the road texting, getting ready to kill the four people in the car in front of him. He of course, will only end up maimed and we shall have to give him medicare and a check for life.
I hope he’s not bringing his cell phone to Recreate 68, because if a cop smashes it he won’t be able to write or talk.
Well done Oracle. You have made my morning.
Are all BO supporters as stupid as oracle? Isn’t the name “oracle” a jack? I think he’s an idiot and a name-jacker.
Anyway, BO’s going down in flames. Pelosi’s desperately trying to divert attention from herself by pointing at Bush. Just because we have disgust for Bush doesn’t mean we will forgive her for betraying the Democratic party.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,385441,00.html
Read two reasons why Fauxbama is going to LOSE — and look egotistic & amateur in the process:
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2008/07/obamas_egoaccomplishment_gap.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/18/opinion/18brooks.html?hp
They’re always funny, and this one was no exception.
Love it, love it, love it. Brilliant. Funny. Thank you.
Too bad Barky NObama didn’t fall off that unicorn and get a hoof in the mouth- Now that would have been funny!
And maybe the horn up someplace else?
Obambi doesn’t like this??? What’s not to like? It’s got flowers and butterflies and dancing and rainbows and My Little Pony and Change and everything!!!
Oh… but it doesn’t have obambi looking at himself in the mirror. Now I know why he doesn’t like it.