“I Am The One I’ve Been Waiting For”
By Uppity Woman on July 19, 2008 at 9:47 AM in Bamboozling, Barack Obama, Current Affairs, DNC, Democratic Nomination, Germany, Hoodwinking
Shamelessly stolen from The Real Barack Obama’s Freedom Fairy:
It seems that Sen. Obama’s dream of delivering a speech before thousands in front of the Brandenburg Gate, the very same place where two great American presidents—John Fitzgerald Kennedy and Ronald Reagan—have so proudly stood, is not to be.
And so, it seems that Barack Changeling Obama shall have to wait for another day to further stoke his delusional Narcissistic fantasy that he is JFK. This is especially hard on the poor child, particularly since he has put so much effort into the design of his personal logo that just never seems to really catch on with his stupid, mean and bitter American subjects. Not to mention all those Goddamned HO’s. Thank Zeus that The Great One has special opportunistic friends to be there for him at this time of undeserved disappointment.
After having Seized delegates that didn’t belong to him, and after having Seized The Nomination and the DNC, one would think that we ungrateful Americans would render unto “Seizer” that which is Rightfully His.
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-=chuckle=-
a. hillary
b. mccain
america first!
double chuckle! ^5 Uppity!
Too Funny, This is good enough for Front Page News in all Newspapers Across the World.
Love It. and its so True.
W00T!!!
Spot on Uppity!!!
thinks he is the cosi ama cosi doesnt he?
LOL LOL
Ah, shit, more satire…Love it!!
He’s a legend in his mind.
It would be amazing if he truly understood the disillusionment that his actions are causing among his cult members. I’ve no doubt that many will hold onto whatever thin delusions they still have until the bitter end (am I permitted to use that word?!!!)
They’ll either continue to ignore the growing evidence of his wrongdoing, political chicanery, backstabbing, doubletalking and lying, or they’ll come up with truly laughable lame excuses….always, of course bearing in mind that this is all Hillary’s fault!!!
Every day he shows more clearly to rational people across this nation that he is a neophyte when it comes to understanding people. He thinks that his speeches should be carved in a stone ala God’s Commandments to the people. I see this growing megalomania as a growing sickness in him and he is simply and fully not to be trusted with the fate of this nation. Too many worked too hard to let it slip away into the hands of this pathetic little man who thinks of himself as beyond reproach, somewhat holy, perhaps, and (I mention here his civilian security forces, or whatever he is calling his latest attempt to develop his own private army in America)we could well be on the verge of a power grab ala the South American coup-variety. Far fetched? Look at how he has manipulated the DNC, the election, the caucuses, the press, etc., etc.
Think again.
I think a lot of the creeps that are supposedly his followers aren’t. I think they are just street punks that like to bully people.
The gangs have got such a death grip on the south side, the people die in their locked up apartments because they are afraid to open their windows in heat waves.
To paraphrase Mrs. bo, if you can’t run your own district, how can you run the white house?
obama must QUIT!!!!
I think he’s making cynics of them.
It’s all Rovian win-win for the elite.
Someone compared it to McGovern, but I don’t remember people average voters getting death threats to their whole family during the McGovern race, if they said anything bad about McGovern. If they refused to vote for McGovern. These people are rabid. They’re acting like radical Muslims. Look how they got over a cartoon!! He has set race relations back in this country. Jesse Jackson didn’t even do that when he ran. I had a friend I’ve been friends with for over 15 years that is no longer a friend. When the primaries began we teased each other back and forth. Continued to do so for a long time. I don’t even know who she is now. She went to one rally and was completely different the next day. No more teasing. I said what the hell they piping sublimal messages over those speakers, listen to yourself!
That is a great take on the “one”. To himself he’s the one, to us he’s a zero. What is less than nothing?
obama must QUIT!!!
I love that – Seizer
Two thumbs up Uppity. Way up!!
Oh good Saturday morning cartoons!
Thanks UW.
heh Saturday? oooook Y did I think it was Sunday already?
YIKES! LOL
shees!
Thanks for the unintended update 30yrdem!
Well I don’t know what you meant by that, but all that was one TV when my kids were growing up WAS Saturday morning cartoons,on the 3 major networks, of course you may not see the connection to the comedy above and it is Saturday..
oh I do!
I was mad at SELF for thinking it was SUNday (for a short while this day)
lol sorry meant no slight to you
This cartoon stars Barry Rubble and MO Flintstone
Wishful thinking?
oops, I meant about thinking/hoping it was Sunday.
I’m always wishin – but this time it was just that damn fish (inside joke)
I’m waiting on further stem cell research actually. Time.
I wish I hadn’t mentioned wishing. Now I have that dumb wishin’ and hopin’ song stuck in my head. aarrgghh
Isn’t making satirical cartoons and graphics that mock the Messiah like those above racist and blasphemous according to his trolls like Dave and Paul?
It’s mild compared to the zillion videos and pics Obamabots created mocking and bashing Hillary.
NObama!
Good one Uppity.
I just told somebody that “we are the ones we have been waiting for” will soon become “I am the one you have been waiting for.” And you will wait, just like those people in Chicago without heat did. Obama is all about Obama.
I got something in the mail from Obama asking for Money and it ready did have that quote “We Are the Ones We Have Been Waiting For” Pretty bizarre.
The people in his district would rather have heard that from a plumber or hvac guy.
ROFL Mahaska.
That whole “we are the ones we have been waiting for” is such a lame pick up line. Obama’s speeches are full of them though.
HAH a legend in his own mind. OBama must be so sad that he won’t appear before the big “gate”.
He so thinks he’s like JFK………but as the saying goes..
(Obama) You’re no JFK.
I bet he’ll try to get the “Ich bin ein Berliner” in somewhere.
I’m sure of that. I wish I could be a fly on the wall in that cave he’ll be partying in when Katie, Challie and that thing from MSNBS are catching a couple of zzzzzs.
Well, may be not a fly, they might be considered hors d’oeuvres in some remote locations.
More like Ich bin ein Delusional.
Arugula is to be the main ingredient in the new and improved Caesar salad going forward.
His dripping conceit is disgusting. P O S
DRIPPING CONCEIT. WELL SAID!
Wonder what all these wanna bees that are in the tank for Obama will say,If this Obama guy is elected the President,and he ends up being the Worst President in History.Will there be a hole deep enough for them to hide in?They have no pride.There thinking of there pocketbooks instead of America. I hope Obama falls on his face in Europe.
after him there won’t be anymore elections. He has already said there are too many and it comfuses people. god, he’s stupid and sounds like he is easily confused. Lazy bum.
They are in perfect company. They are such narcissists themselves. They’re hardly interested in the goulish one or even journalism for that matter.
They are as much using him as he is they.
Katie is so perky. tee hee. I cannot wait to see* what new fad she brings back. Those poor daughters, great, strong and credible role model for a mom.
*just messin’ witcha, I won’t be watching her.
Sheeples creeples,’folks’.
Naw, never happen, Pew. They’ll just blame it on Hillary -
“Excellence that must be proclaimed, by the mere fact of its proclamation, admits the doubt of its existence.”
That his coronation is a given I can only hope he is taken off the stage at Velcro Field in cuffs courtesy of Patrick Fitzgerald.
I cannot wait. What is the hold up?
Now that is something I could cheer about!
arUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUgula
http://www.canadiandesignresource.ca/officialgallery/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/moose-call.jpg
Laffing! New screen saver for my laptop!
I love it!
I like the American Idol reference in that great visual. Obama’s entire debacle of a candidacy has been marketed like a product (contestant) on a reality show.
You are so right. Last night I wondered aloud when we started supporting an American Idol as a presidential candidate.
Shouldn’t that be “American Idle”?
LOL, very good.
Will any of the three cheerleaders (anchors of the once big three networks) dare ask him about any hard-hitting, relevant questions on his tour? Like, what is his response to this news?
By GEORGE JAHN, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 3 minutes ago
GENEVA – Iran on Saturday ruled out freezing its uranium enrichment program, casting doubt over the value of its talks with six world powers less then an hour after they started.
Or his response to today’s NYT article by Benny Morris that Isreal will strike Iran’s nuclear facilities between November 2008 and January 2009, and if conventional weapons don’t take them out, Isreal will have to use nuclear weapons?
It’s like 1939 all over again. But don’t ask the chosen one any history questions, especially about the U.S. or Europe.
Hell he is from Hawaii and thought ‘A’ bomb dropped on Pearl Harbor, maybe he thought it was an a bomb too
maroon
good Gawd
Are you kidding? and jeopardize a free trip? They be eating high off the hog. oh wait, maybe not hog. some other juicy animal.
Barack Changeling Obama
I just love that. I didn’t think I could ever dislike someone as much as Bush, but this guy is the ONE.
Too bad for the Messiah that film maker Leni Riefestahl is not around anymore to make a new version of Triumph of the Will to celebrate the eternal glory of his faux holiness and to broadcast to the world the triumph of his dastardly tactics to win the presidency.
AHH yes but Axelrasputin has been filming all of this for his documentary
and tv one wont show gop convention only dem convention form an AA angle they say
so I expect to see the Riefenstahl part deux film shortly yep
scarreeeee
“Triumph of the Weenie!” (recycled from Thursday)
Do ya think they can hire some Fraus and Frauleinen to swoon for him?
Go over to The Real Barack Obama and see the bargaining chip Obama has come up with in a last ditch effort to speak in front of that gate. Sometimes I truly feel like I’m stuck in the Twilight Zone as I try to process that BO is actually a presidential candidate. Or when I see (in the media) that Obama is on a “World Tour” (like a rock star!) instead of a foreign trip. Or the breathless slam of McCain for allegedly leaking “details” of BO’s travel plans. I figured out he’d be there this weekend. I don’t think anyone needed John McCain to “leak” the probablility that the BIG WORLD TOUR would begin today.
The Real Barack Obama is a great site that I visit daily for info, giggles and a great roundup of blog and news articles. Our wonderful Uppity Woman is linked there often.
Indy — Yesterday Obama said he NEVER wanted to speak at the Brandenburg Gate because he knew it would create such a problem he was content to go elsewhere.
Now he’s still trying to get that venue. This is the most arrogant man ever to run for the Presidency and if its one thing that most Americans hate its arrogance.
His poll numbers are slipping too, no matter how hard the media shoves him in our faces every day. I didn’t know he denied wanting to speak at the gate…but that is typical Barack, isn’t it?
I was just reading about death threats against Puma’s, and how one PUMA was the victim of arson in the last few days. The PUMAPAC website has a list of who has received death threats. It’s down some on the front page. Arrogant Thug and Criminal.
When they posted the addresses and threats to some people in our state I sent a letter and copies of the posts to the police dept. in their town and gave them a heads up.
Thank you for disseminating this information. The pundit I watched said BO all along characterized his appearance at the Brandenburg Gate would be “presumptuous,” intimating his campaign had initiated the effort with the Germans to arrange a campaign stop there.
Prooff that hs has been reading NQ quite regularly.
That is such a spoiled child statement.
stamps his foot, well I didn’t want to go anyway. So there!
I dunno…looks like Der Shrub will die at home, in his bed, instead of at the end of a rope or of old age at Marion, so I’d say that the American Public can convince itself that cat shit is Fudge Ripple so long as there’s soap operas, crackers in zoom cars, pop stars, dim-witted jocks and vapid society c***s to occupy their attention.
oooo Marion. Hard time.
Once upon a Time…I was sitting in a small room in SE Florida with a low-level Federal Prosecutor who informed me that the only thing between Me and a lengthy stay at Marion was him.
I told him to kiss my ass, that I had enough kinfolk from Terre Haute to Crawfordsville that I’d be rolling up some Wabash Green and drinking Famous Grouse INSIDE Marion before he got his next BJ.
Dumb f***er didn’t know how to bluff. I raised his Empty Threat with a visit from Roy Black, and was having brunch with a very nice, healthy Cuban lady of my acquaintance at Joe’s Stone Crabs before he was done filling out his time sheet for the interview.
Got my damned boat back, too!
>the probablility that the BIG WORLD TOUR would begin today<
Getting out of Dodge?
Headline at yahoo:
obama embarks on foreign policy tour.
Excuse me, but in the words of judges everywhere, he has no standing. How can he be on a foreign policy tour?
Its Uhhbamapalooza!!!
lmao that was good
Yep, just a little distraction. I am going to hurry up and have a bite of my slice of my hard-earned pie before he returns…
I wonder if MEchelle is feeling lonely. She seems to need as much heralding as he does. Probably brushing up on her ‘Arabic’… too downright embarrassing for hubby darling with the stinky feet and morning breath at the present tme.
Anyone heard from Scarlett J. recently? We don’t email one another either.
Every single day without fail the American public is bombarded with the comings and goings and words of Barak Obama. Who cares? It is all we hear about constantlty- without fail- no news cycle misswes a beat aout soething about Barak Obama. Like the world should just stop still because Obama goes somewhere, says something etc. He is the presumptive nominee for the democratic party- big deal-not Jesus Christ. I get so angry with having to have his face pushed on me on every news channel or website etc. He is sickening and I am sick of him. Is the media going to tell us when he goes to the bathroom next? It has got to stop.
well since brittney is no longer going to the hospital in cuffs, what do you expect those idiots we call the press to do? work for a living would be a nice start.
Can we write Brittany and ask to start going out with no underwear again so we can have some relief fron looking at him?
The punchline to the censored joke is: “…but that squnty-eyed sumbitch in the middle is DEFINITELY Willie Nelson!”
catherine — When McCain took 2 trips to the middle east not one reporter accompanied him. Now they are as giddy as children at the prospect of this free trip. Correct me if I’m wrong but I thought reporters traveled all the time for the jobs. Your right — this fawning has got to stop — never has so much been made of someone worth so little. But it won’t stop next week as the 3 Network News Anchors tell us how the rest of the world will change because they have caught a glimpse of Obama’s face.
And what is sad is that the MSM media thinks what they are reporting is significant news. Barak Obama is making his FIRST trip to this part of the world- he is a kindergartener when it comes to the learning curve on the IQAQ and Afghanistan dilemmas. There are those who think a “kindergartener” should be POTUS- this is newswothy and we should all get a nice warm and fuzzy and feel secure because Obama is going to IRAQ for the first time.Unbelieveable. Obama has become the new “Anna Nicole Smith”.
I think it will turn Americans off big time
I agree with you. Everyone is tired of him so now he is going to Europe to grow a bigger head. Maybe his ears will not look so big when he gets back
It is up to the voters of the US to take Obama down — show him the door.
Rezko will sing — it depends on when. Will he sing before the dem convention? He will sing before he is sentenced –
The MSM is starting to call him a ‘Presidential Candidate’.
He isn’t even the ‘presumptive’ nominee since he doesn’t have enough pledged delegates.
He is actually a ‘maybe’ nominee.
- but not if we have anything to say about it.
“The MSM is starting to call him a ‘Presidential Candidate’…”
as he feigns slight humility at the “notion”.
He certainly is Presumptive, though, isn’t he?
I think that the MSM are all worshipping at the Church of the Presumptuous Assumption.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MADZnsIkpdQ
Nobama.
That one is tough. Just think they really haven’t begun to bear down on him.
I cannot forgive the DNC for what they did to the democratic party and what they are trying to do to the country by selecting the racist – anti american – know notheing.
COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY ALWAYS
PUMA RULES
helen — I was going to vote for down ticket Democrats even though I switched parties. However, now I will vote a straight Republican ticket. I cannot stand the party I used to love.
Quit acting like a troll and just admit yoou’re a republican plant. EVERY time you try this meme you keep pooping over every forum I’ll callyou on it.
The entire reason to vote against Obama is that he TRASHED DEMS and PRAISED REAGAN.
He used REPUBLICANS as “dems for a day” to oust Hillary and the idea is to be a DemMcCrat for a Day on 11/04/08 and vote McCain as a protest vote.
You want to become a rethug? Go find a rethug site.
Zee, I will vote against my SDs who took payoffs as well, they voted against OUR interest for 19,000 dollars
I am a 20 yr DEM
I live in Michigan and the DNC took my vote and “Gifted” it to Obama even though he REMOVED his name from the ballot. I’ve been following politics since 1960 and I’ve never seen anything close to this in America, maybe a DICTARTORSHIP or BANANA REPUBLIC. I’ve always voted for DEMS but never again, they don’t understand what DEMOCRACY means, I will be doing all I can to prevent Obama from getting the job of DECIDER and will support McCain, at least he does like this country, unlike Obama and his wife and his friends. What do Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden have in common? They both have friends that BOMBED THE PENTAGON.
That person could also be an Obamabot, trying clumsily to disrupt and disaffect.
It’s what they do.
Great Nobama girl! Think will.i.am will produce it for the radio?
Caution parents. Do everything in you power to prevent you children from applying at Columbia and Harvard universities. On a daily basis we get proof that he is an uneducated amoral imbecile. Please explain, how does one get through these institution with such lack of knowledge on so many subjects? I cringe when I think of the foolish speeches that are going to come out of his mouth, this time in front of a world audience.
Yes, between him and bush I can see that those schools have become second or maybe third rate.
Hey, does he belong to skull and bones? hmm
I think that may be Yale, nevertheless, he is skull and bones, personified. Pun, intended.
sniff as I gaze into the sunlight, with my ear to the roar of the crowd.
He’s skinny-assed, lng legged macadoodle or something like that.
Lettuce prey.
I think bushie went to one of the others too besides Yale, which is overrated also.
Der Shrub has a Harvard MBA.
Which, along with $50, will get you a BJ in the current economy.
Is that all?
Laffing hahahahah Good One!!!
Let’s see that would be about, gosh, ummm, $2500 a gallon? nah…
I kid, as I suck at math.
Let’s see, two teaspoons per $50. equals…?
How many teaspoons to a gallon? 64 ounces to a gallon divided by 2 tsps…How man tsps to an ounce? There we go.
Where the heck is my calculator?
One tea = 5 mls. One ounce= 30 mls. So 6 tea or 2 tbls per ounce. LOL
Agreed. I never thought I could intensely dislike any politician more than Bush or Cheney, but Obama tops them both.
I do have new respect for Merkel, however. She and Germany apparently aren’t as dumb as America.
The DNC should be arrested for letting such an arrogant azz even run. Will August be too soon to get rid of this colossal joke?
>>> She and Germany apparently aren’t as dumb as America.
I think it’s more like, “That movie has played here already.”
Makes you wonder who will liberate US from Obama’s Domestic Security Force concentration camps, doesn’t it?
Anybody have an uncle with a boat?
I thought that as well Fred
Gawd I hope their memories are longer than ours
Carolina Kennedy said this You are the one we’ve been waiting for. Day after Obama said this.Even he used her hand and finger and tone of voice in this…I will fine the video to put here in a bit.
Carolin has some self esteem issues. Any woman who would subject herslef to the kind of treatment he dishes out has problems.
It must be difficult to be a female Kennedy, a very male oriented clan.
Caroline Kennedy is going through a difficult divorce and it would appear Obama gives her life new meaning and purpose in the midst of the difficulties at home. Hillary would not have treated her with such significance. Also from what I read, some of the Kennedy’s were mad at Hillary for at times in various speeches somewhat diminishing the role of the Kennedy dynasty in influencing America. She apparently gave Johnson more credit than JF Kennedy for poverty efforts etc. and therefore there are some Kennedy’s who resent her minimizing their legacy. Caroline is a sad victim in all this in my opinion.
hmmmm very interesting I didn’t know about the marriage problems
she gains an empathy factor but still she’s net negative in the REALITY column …….. don’t cha think?
Supposedly- Ted Kennedy thought Obama would have long coats tails and an endless pocketbook- usher in a wave of liberal Democrats in the House and Senate. The Kennedy’s could then end their legacy of the JFK generation with Ted leading the charge for a new “New Deal” and new “War on Poverty.” One last hurrah for the “Sons of Rose”. Caroline bought into it hook, line, and sinker. It’s not working out as planned. Ted’s sick. Obama can’t get his precious self elected, nevermind anyone else. The current generation of Kennedys can’t help themselves, nevermind anyone else. Life has a way of interuppting the best laid plans.
Interesting. Thanks for sharing this additional insight on how the Kennedy’s are part of the Barak “Anna Nicole Smith” Obama disaster.
For sure! IN another LIFE I actually WAS somebody!
lol just kiddin
Picturing bo in the back of a car (no not that). Saying to axel, I coulda been a contender, but now all I am is a bum.
Apologies to Marlon Brando.
She’s trying to be PALS with her kids instead of TEACHING them as moms are supposed to do.
She said her kids led her to support Obama. How pathetic is that?
Now my kid is disgusted with Obama and not voting for him, altho I can tell he’s annoyed that I was right all along. He’ll appreciate the lesson later on.
mmm sad but if she helps bring this Uhbamanation down on us all she doesnt get sympathy points for it
>>> She apparently gave Johnson more credit than JF Kennedy for poverty efforts etc. and therefore there are some Kennedy’s who resent her minimizing their legacy
Gee, given that JFK and RFK wouldn’t take King’s phone calls, and RFK sicced Hoover on him, I can’t understand why ANYONE would think that Johnson did more for AA’s than the Kennedys.
My mother was a JFK worshipper, and I spent many hot, stinking days and nights in The Place of Poor Quality wishing like hell that there were MORE Kennedys helping us out on the wire, stopping those NVA Dominoes from falling in JFK’s splendid little war.
Taken out of context. They were waiting for the first course to be served and he was still upstairs playing video games.
My thoughts exactly. But I see him being annointed by the clueless Dem Party at the end of August, anyways. It’s very obvious they have their fingers in their collective ears singing “la la la, I can’t hear you!”
Whenever they start the election 2008 graphic on the news, I switch to the program I was really going to watch.
The first time I saw him I was leery, as time went on I was distrustful, now I have active animosity toward him (for bo, animosity means I don’t like you) you know, he did go to the crumby schools.
I can never get the picture of him lying on the couch with one languid arm up as if asking for a peeled grape out of my mind because I think it shows the real bo. You know the pic? I think it was on a plane.
I think I did see that pic. I was neutral on him, then I saw he endorsed (crooked) Mayor Daley in Chicago and I instantly discounted him. I’ve gone from “no thanks” to “NO FREAKIN WAY” in the ensuing year & 4 months.
I change the channel to avoid Obama coverage too. I already know what I need to know (and then some).
This daley makes his father look like a saint.
That Weasel Blood is hard to thin out.
Me too!
I watched him at a town hall event on CSPAN probably a year ago. A young woman stood up to ask a question. She obviously had some kind of disability, particularly with communication. She asked him about Special Education but she stuttered and stammered and had a difficult time getting it out. I watched BO as she was speaking and he became visibly upset. He had no patience and looked as if he wanted someone to stop her or get her out of there. She was throwing off his rhythm and he was none too pleased. When he did respond, he was dismissive in tone and very brief and even turned his back to her and walked away while he was talking. I knew right then he was not the kind of person I wanted in the White House.
Yeah, he gets that pissy face. It’s obvious he’s much too good for the likes of us.
I’ll not forget that senior citizen in Iowa who asked him a question and instead of answering he started yelling at her, saying you think I don’t care about that? Is that what you think? and stuff like that. Wish it had been me. I’d have yelled back Answer the question, bum.
Of I would have been manhandled out the door.
imustprotest! I think I saw that too! Then I saw something similiar again when he snubbed Hillary at the SOTU address this year. He was honobbing with Terd Kennedy while he kept one eye on hsi opponent. It was the disdainful glare that rang bells for me.
BTW: did the Kennedys’ make that annual visit to MJKs gravesite yesterday to pay respects? I missed it on the MSM outlets. I am sure Caroline made a visit. Spending toooooo much time on NQ these days and nights that I am out of the loop as to what is actually happening out there.
No news is good news these day
I keep getting unathourized…forbidden…and a bunch of other messages when I submit… Why? It’s getting to be more frequent than ever…
and more excuses;
I hate typos! My dentures slip and my middle fingers will not cooperate because they are on automatic.
hobknobbing? Is that a word?
Obama’s related to Cheney. It shows.
The Blacks will go nuts if his is not the nominee!! They have no choice. If Hillary is smart she will stay away from him & run in 2012
Hilarious. Bravo, Uppity! Love it.
“Seizer…”
Brilliant.
Absolutely Brilliant!
Should probably hurry up and register it as it will surely be official sooner than later.
Good looking illustration of the diktaster. He will surely scarf it up as his own any minute.
Any truth to the new coin?
When the hell is the “Idiot One” going to implode on himself? I am tired of waiting. I have no fear he will be elected. He can’t close the deal. Never could. Never will. Late deciders break against the “Idiot One”. Always have. Always will. Nothing he can do or say will change half the population’s dislike and or distrust of him. He could ride into the Middle East and Europe on a golden unicorn- won’t matter. Waste of time and money.
But time is precious “Idiot One”! We have a little more than a month to the convention to get Hillary as the nominee. “Idiot One” self-destruct already. Be born in Canada. Have dual citizenship with Kenya. Get indicted in IL. Get caught with a boy. Say some outrageously Anti-American sentiment on foreign soil. Go on! Self destruct already. Time is a wastin’. Implode already! I am waiting for you oh “Idiot One”!
I despair of ever getting rid of him. We kept waiting for dubya to collapse too.
But don’t forget, he’s very good at cheating.
Heather, I get your drift and I do agree. It’s just that cheating is a little lite for me. I think he’s an expert @ pre-meditated, calculated fraudlence and it’s quite criminal. Cheating is child’s play for this conceited, deceptive liar.
He is not as dumBO as he looks.
it will happen
PRIDE GOETH BEFORE THE FALL
Uhhbamapalooza will hasten it along :0>
You people are ALL nuts!
who let you out of the asylum?
Hmm there was a guy who escaped a state hospital yesterday.
Yeah, I’m an up against the walnut. What kind are you?
Personally I am a macadamia.
I betcha you were born in Hawaii too right after you came to being because of Selma.
I wanted to be a macadamia, too.
LMAO!!! Nuckin’ Futz I am!!!
There was a jingle about a nut and I can’t remember the words right now but that tune is stuck in my head.
Sometimes you feel like a nut… that one.
Gotta run, my old typical white Grandmother (diluted native American) has made a luncheon and we have all the colors. Red, Green, Yellow, Blue and Red. (We stopped eating anything pure white a long time ago).
I’m a-maized at what we have been able to do with corn, these days. Kernels are nuts too, according to some whacky squirrels, I know.
Well, no one here claims to be an, “n-word Toe.” That would NOT be PC.
I once inherited a huge, ancient tomcat named, “Tigger.” Informed by The Thing That Shared My Name for a Time that his name MUST be changed.
Started calling him, “TEE-gro.”
Oh, my…I was SOOOOO insensitive.
Finally redubbed him my, “Feline-American,” and started referring to her as a “Gyno-American.”
Yeah, I still got the cancelled Alimony checks…but it was WORTH it!
Lighten up Francis!
Obama as seen from the 5th Dimension:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgMO0L2nPwo&NR=1
That scared the fu@k out of me!
OMG where some holy water? I need to perform an exorcism on my computer!
Think I’ll put up a pic of Pope John Paul as the background. Maybe that will help kep bo slime out.
That is scary. I’m still nauseated. I had to look away from it and still it sounded evil.
OMG..I am running to church right now!!
Maybe I’ll ask my neighbor across the hall for a smudge stick. He is Native American and I can smell the sage when he does it. That’ll work.
Hmmph. That’s what I hear everytime he opens his effin shithole. It’s must be genetic; he poos crap from his pasty lips and orates from his uptight other end. He’s probably stuck some where in his anal-oral stage.
Lettuce prey.
I was sorta hoping for a Marilyn McCoo song there.
Instead I got a black guy doing a Katherine Harris impresonation…
Uppity, great post, got a laugh, thanks!
I can tell you one thing, I know alot of Dem leaders that will not be returning to their current positions in their next election. Pelosi, gone. Dean, gone. Reid, gone and many, many more.
Gov Gregoire of Wa State, adios.
add Kerry to the list
OMMMM
So Say We All
get Big Ed O reilly in there!!
http://www.edoreilly.com
Yes, and Andy Martin, too.
I am still hoping that Soldier4Hillary gets another lookey-see. ~~ Except I’m afraid that Asslerod will get to her first so to teach his Plant how to speak his psuedo-convictions off the top of his knucklehead for 10 minutes.
That was a beautiful thing. Last night if anyone missed it.
YES — Gregoire has got to go.
Women are often womens worst enemies — that is Gregoire.
She was one of the first on the bandwagon for snObama. For THAT she can never be forgiven.
How sad for Senator Obama. LOL!
Great job Uppity. You’ve put a smile on my face; a great start for any day.
I hope Obama says something ignorant like when they “DROPPED” the bomb on Pearl Harbor!
He lived in Honolulu for God’s sake.
Lugnut!!!!
Darn those germans, dropping the bomb on Pearl like that.
OMG Mahaska you are cracking me up today!
P.S. I Love the Seal. I really want to put it on my website I hope you don’t mind – I LOVE it because I Hated the orginal seal so much.
Paranoia and delusions are recognized as psychiatric disorders by the A.M.A. This “article’ has no basis in well…anything.
NQ is really scraping the bottom of the barrel now. Every “issue” this site has advocated about Barack Obama has turned to shit. NO whitey tape; NO fake birth certificate; NO proof about gay limo sex; NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING.
You are reduced to 3rd grade attacks on his intelligence, character and spelling. The “you’re a big poopie-head!” argument.
We are witnessing the last stages of a psychotic break.
well who let you out of the asylum?
Francis it seems you would follow the plastic jesus into hades.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rufWDdAX3C4
Shouldn’t you be watching cartoons?
Someone removed her straight jacket — and she can’t tell the difference between a computer and a tv.
No kidding, bo is at the point where he might start dressing as Napolean.
Napoleon Bonaparte,(played by Barry) ascending the altar, took the iron crown, and placing it on his own head, exclaimed, Dieu me la donne, gare à qui la touche – “God gives it to me, beware those who touch it”.
oooooolalala!
Francis/We nea Psycho,
No, you and your stupid humorless personalities are.
Sticking your head in the sand is your choice.
You must be a blast at parties, Francis. I bet they invite you to come late so that everybody will go home.
Uppity Woman
Great line. Do you mind if I use it.
Francis
Have some tissues for your issues.
COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY ALWAYS
PUMA RULES
Francis always gets there late because Taco Bell stay open after midnight and he can’t leave until ALL the floors are mopped and crappers are swamped out.
About that fake BC, I am soooo glad you brought that up.
Show me. Don’t tell me.
We’re sorry that you and your fellow Obamabotic trolls had such a tough life. After all, being born with fetal alcohol syndrome was the pits and then cracking your skull when your mom’s obstetrician dropped you on your head as you were popping out of her, well, that’ll certainly be enough to turn you into a sociopathic supporter of authoritarian schizoids like your Messiah.
And, then that chip they moved from your shoulder to your pea brain.
Traumatic. PSTD. Let’s all donate to the cause.
You’re denying it? Please, tell us something good…that hasn’t been refuted here a dozen times of course. Like his Harvard record, we have that down. We could make a notebook already of the stock troll talking points and the factual comeback. I think you know that, and you are the one who is reduced to insults to have something to say.
Talk about spewing crap, that is all ob does. That is why so many think him the antirchrist. Lies, lies and more like. A charlatan
We must not be divided on how we are going to vote.
Staying home or writing in Hillary’s name is giving Obama your vote.
I like the post that stated a vote for McCain is a vote for Hillary in 2012 if there is not an upset at convention.
Please vote for McCain – do not stay home or write another name in.
There is no difference between this tactic and the tactic of saying we must vote for Obama to avoid another Republican president. Either way, some is trying to hold the voter hostage. People should vote their conscience, even if it means selecting “none of the above.”
Non sequitur. I’m in the mountains, 50′ from a large glacial lake and I doing this by wireless. Life is good.
What we are going to do with all these ‘folks’ suffering from Stockholm Syndrome when their captor-dude is indicted?
The government better get something going on now so these people will have a place to recuperate while they are being de-programmed.
Hey HoBO, maybe you can rent stadia for this debacle. VIP Media, of course will get sky boxes.
ohhhh lucky duck!!!!
too kewl!!!!!
visualize Hill being sworn in Jan 20 2009, in blue please
the surroundings will lift her higher
W00T!!
BOOYAH!!
HILLARY IS POTUS
g~
SUPERIOR. That has to Be the punchline* of this World’s Greatest Joke On EARTH. Ever.
It about survival. Simply and so eminent. Now. Otherwise they’ll be pushing up the winky-dinky Oath to January 15th, 2009. It’s quite possible that we won’t have to go to work that day. wow. I love appeasement sometimes. When I was a baby my mom gave me a pacifier. I’m hooked.
P U M A Friends,
We have to stop talking psssst and start roaRing. I cannot wait to meet my compatriots in DC at the Marriot on the 9th of August. I’d love to be there on the 8th. (08-08-08-whheee~ infinite) but I have tickets to see and hear Cope. I am gonna stop off somewhere beforehand and put on a business suit. (comfy, but cool shoes). (No exxon/mobile assigns).
Name Tag: Hello! MY NAME IS
ho
Looking for an Anthem? (and a Great CD if you are driving). carbon footprints, I meant.
~ I will carry you !! thruda huuur-i
Through the Hurricane waters
Yeah, I will carry you, carry you…
and
I will see you
In THE BLUE skies, yeah…
~by a beautiful guy named Clarence G.
Citizen Cope
How about a Saturday in NYC? On the MSM ropelines with signs in their windows. How could they ignore that? Nothing else – no matter – what seems to “stick”. yechchh.
Hillary Clinton as Leader of the Free World Now. what a beautiful thin. Real Life. Get a grip and let’s get back to Life as we once knew it here in the U S A.
Bad bye to obama ~ Once and For All~
Europe you can have him. He’sooo ooolalaa
How was that for French?
I have to clean my house. Thank you one and all for everything. I love the NQR and am ever so grateful. See ya in DC!
*punkline
>>> I’m in the mountains, 50′ from a large glacial lake and I doing this by wireless. Life is good.
But are you Gettin’ Any?
Judy- In my blue, blue state of Massachusetts; I do have the luxury of writing in Hillary and voting my one and only choice for POTUS. It will not count as a vote for Barky and will help keep his popular vote totals down. Now- if McCain does pick Romney ( who I can’t stand) that may put Massachusetts into play as a swing state and I will have to do lots of soul searching.
BUT I am not giving up yet! We still have Denver!!
Tuppence! Don’t forget to order your Ed OReilly lawn sign! I got mine yesterday.
Kerry must go down in Spetember!
BOOYAH MASS!!!!
Bring Big Ed to COngress!!!
He’ll say the same thing as when he lost the presidential election. Oh, I lost. OK, see ya.
Ed’s got my vote! A friend of mine went to the State Convention, said it was great. Hillary supoporters held Kerry’s feet to the fire! He also brought me back a pile of Kerry canvas bags. I have stenciled “FU” before the John Kerry. LOL I load my groceries in them at Stop and Shop
omg! too funny!
Yeah, a young neighbor of mine went to the convention for Ed.
I think Kerry may be in for a surprise retirement.
Upon closer inspection…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4rkTkVaW0I
Phrophet or typical Chicago Politician?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UhXaE_XL_8
Kool-Aide Kills!
Mccain New Video on Obama and Iraq. Flipflopper
http://www.johnmccain.com/videolanding/documentary.htm
http://www.politico.com/playbook/
Good site to keep us up to date on Obama and what he’s doing, and saying.
Thanks Pew!
Hey where has believe been? I am getting worried about the little fella. She/he went to a dinner party last Saturday night and hasn’t shared an enlightening word since.
Probably too busy on the world tour, perhaps?
I would be he was escorted to the exit.
It doesn’t help that most of Europe thinks Obama is the next JFK. Why doesn’t he just run for President of Europe? Or the world?
Honestly- I do not understand the fascination.
Like most my first experience with him was his speech at the 2004 Convention- I thought: “Good Speech”. Then the post speech interview with MEchelle by his side and I thought: “Whoa… and I thought I had PMDD! What a bitch! Someone get that woman some Midol and Zoloft.” I forgot exactly what she said or did, but she basically emasculated him on national TV. 2007 debates: ” Not ready for Prime-time. Hillary and Biden are wiping the floor with him.” Jan 2008: “WTF? What’s with the cult following?” Feb 2008: ” OMG- where’s our Bible? I got to read up on the end times!”
Love Obama’s new seal. Very apropos and fits him to a tee.
omg! I love the “seizer” seal!!!
Did anyone catch this?
Obama is already King Prezzydent in his mind….he’s using the PAST tense to describe having BEEN a Senator!
It all depends on the meaning of “was” huh:
http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSN03103120080705?feedType=RSS&feedName=politicsNews&rpc=22&sp=true
He laid the blame with reporters.
“I’m surprised at how finely calibrated every single word was measured. I wasn’t saying anything I hadn’t said before, that I didn’t say a year ago or when I was a United States senator,” said Obama, who is still a senator from Illinois.
Hmmm. He was never a senator. He was a candidate who never showed up for his Senate job.
Fake. Liar. Unqualified. Racist. Arrogant. Slimy. Cold. Lots of single-word descriptions for Obamalamadingdong.
Good point…and yet I’ve seen news reports of his having experience because of Senate committees….uh, yeah….ones where he never attended or held a single meeting!
Farts to windward and uses hos own knife in the butter, too!
WooHoo UPPITY! Good one, thanks
Europe hearts Obama because he isn’t Bush. They would be just as happy with Hillary Clinton.
Naw, AA’s are still exotic in Europe, except in the places where there was a large DoD presence for a long time.
Okinawa? Not so much so.
SKorea? SURELY you jest!
Japan? More AA’s in rural UTAH than Japan, and in Utah it is unlawful to be black unless you’re holding a basketball.
Wonder if, in his quest to acquire new languages, they’ll acquaint him with the word, “shvartzer”?
Thrilled
Love the seal. Absolutely terrific!!!!
I liked that one too.
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That’s the real Obama.
ROTFLMAO and spitting water at the monitor!
OMG! This is priceless.
“it seems that Barack Changeling Obama shall have to wait for another day to further stoke his delusional Narcissistic fantasy that he is JFK. This is especially hard on the poor child, particularly since he has put so much effort into the design of his personal logo that just never seems to really catch on with his stupid, mean and bitter American subjects.’
Thanks, Uppity. I needed that!
Thanks for the graphic. I printed it out and at the bottom I added “We just had 8 years of a BUM for Prez. No more bums. Try showing up for work sometime Obama.” “Present.” Then I stuffed that little paper in the pre-paid envelope Obama keeps sending me.
Render unto Seizer what is in Seizer’s mind…LOL!
Had a thought, while OB is off on his “photo opp”
and trying to impress world leaders with how well he
can relay his foreign policy advisors advice, what
is Michelle up to?
This is the same guy who claimed he’ll be “Right On Day One”?
http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSN03103120080705?feedType=RSS&feedName=politicsNews&rpc=22&sp=true
“While Obama would not admit a mistake in describing his views on Iraq, he said he had plenty of room for improvement as a presidential candidate.”
“One of the things I’ve always tried to do is learn from mistakes and try to get better,” he said.
“There is a learning curve and growth being a presidential candidate. I think I’m a much better candidate now than I was six months ago or 12 months ago. I think I’ll be a better communicator and even more effective six months from now.”
How fitting for Cesar Obama to have his phony ballon pricked by a woman! ANGELA MERKEL, THANK YOU for busting his party!
Now, Obama can go on stage with a much more fitting companion THE GREAT BERNIE MAC, Esq., whose comments that MOTHERS and SISTERS in all Families are ‘HOS were fully endorsed by Barack with “Hey man, I was
just messing with you…it’s okay, man!”
Obama, GROW UP and fatten up your ANOREXIC RESUME.
I suggest a new name for Obama based on a famous Peter Sellers 70s movies: “BEING THERE”—CHANCEY THE GARDENER, that’s our great misogynist phenomenon whose arrival it seems only He was awaiting for…
Pray to Zeus, he goes back to the rat-sewers of Chicago politices where he was artificially inseminated….
GO, PUMAS, ROARrrrrrrrrrrr
nobama!
in the bible the anticrist talks abiut ( i am the one we have been waiting for) i am for john mccain but we can not change what the bible says we dont know the day or time jesus will return alot of the signs are there if youu look
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