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Senator Obama: Are These Some of Our Enemies You Want To “Talk To”?

By Uppity Woman on July 20, 2008 at 12:37 AM in Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Current Affairs, Women

Senator Obama, I thought the footage of you shooting hoops in Kuwait today was really cute. And now you are in Afghanistan. You’re just one cuddly guy in photo ops, aren’t you? Quite a few of us suspect if you were really in Afghanistan fighting for America, you would be off in a corner in the fetal position, but we won’t get into that.

So here you are shooting your hoops. Nice special move just for the girls, Senator. We know you never pass up an opportunity to look like a macho stud. We’ve noticed. After all, that’s what being Presidential is all about, right?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKFmifLCtv4[/youtube]

Well that was enjoyable wasn’t it, Senator? I just wanted you to know that there were a few other things happening in Afghanistan besides your hoop shooting this week.

Senator, basketball is really cool. But I was wondering about your intentions to “talk to our enemies without preconditions“. Below is the Taliban executing two Afghan women they decided were prostitutes, a common and convenient ‘excuse’ in the Middle East, you know. Kind of like when you and all your pals call us all HOs.

It also seems that while the Taliban was executing these women, an AP photographer, whose balls should be removed in public without an anesthetic, took a lovely video of the whole affair.

Now Senator, I realize these are just women. From what I have seen of you and your campaign, women aren’t really all that significant in the mysterious and not-very-clear world you have planned for us, but I was just wondering, Senator, When you sit down to talk with these savage sacks of crap, what exactly could you possibly want to say to them? Just curious.

You can get back to your photo ops now, Senator. I wouldn’t want to interrupt your “foreign relations experience” trip with reality or anything. I suppose as a minimum, these women should be grateful they weren’t living in Pakistan, where they set women on fire for “honor”. That’s why I wonder why you are so thrilled to have Pakistani duel citizens throw fund raisers for you in San Francisco’s billionaire row, but hey, what do I know? I’m just a woman- albeit a woman who wouldn’t trust you as far as I can throw a basketball.

****WARNING! Graphic video of execution of two women by a whole boatload of big, strong, powerful theocratic “men” who require assault rifles to do in two unarmed women.*****

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MitjugNIoSo[/youtube]

And here are some stills, taken by that fine brave courageous AP photographer who risked his shutter finger. No sense in missing a good shot, right?

The two women, made to squat on their heels, awaiting their executions.

Two Dead Women, and a group of he-men checking out the show and having a bit of a chuckle. No big deal, right?