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Are You Good Enough For Barack Obama?

I have some very bad news, readers.

I am a dismal failure.

Alas, I just took the Obama test: Are You Good Enough For Barack Obama?. As as you can see, I did very poorly. The test asks the question we all need the answer to. After reading this warning, I wanted to do well!:

“Barack Obama has very high standards. As your president, Barack will demand that you do your best and that you don’t embarrass him.
Take this test to determine whether you’re qualified to be one of those who Barack will be president of.

Sigh………..here’s my score.

Honestly, I don’t know where I went wrong!

I mean I said I wasn’t bitter! Ok Ok, maybe it was all those Honesty questions. Or maybe it’s because I don’t speak a lot of different languages like he doesn’t does.

I mean, I even gave him he benefit of the doubt a few times just like his blind followers do all the time. That means I lied. But all I know is I failed miserably. I make a terrible Obama sycophant! I feel so left inadequate now.

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Comment by alexei | 2008-08-09 18:06:02

Uppity,
I lied but only a little, and my score was 27 (the comment was: “Where do they find people like you. Barack is very disappointed”.

Comment by RepublicanChick | 2008-08-09 18:08:39

UGH! Take the test over! Disappointment isn’t embarrassment especially when it comes to Obama.

Proud to be an Embarrassment to Barack!

:-)

Comment by alexei | 2008-08-09 18:10:20

I told you I lied, when I took the test again I got a 13.

Comment by Hope Floats | 2008-08-09 18:18:09

I got 72, but I was being sarcastic, and I lied about being able to speak French. It could come in handy in the resistance.

Comment by heather | 2008-08-09 18:42:18

72 ?!?!?!? You cheated!

Comment by PKJayne | 2008-08-09 18:52:04

lmao I went for coordinator Major

scored 35.

I have promise just need tobrush up on The Glorious One’s writings.

 
 

Comment by katmandu | 2008-08-09 19:04:31

 
 
 
 

Comment by Dawnelle Leona del Puma | 2008-08-09 18:13:07

I mean, I even gave him he benefit of the doubt

I think you may want to stick a T in there as THE benefit of the doubt?

just mentioning

and if there is a real test I’m too afraid to take it right now

I’m a chicken to go to his website.

skerwwy

Comment by Papoose | 2008-08-09 18:25:30

Dawnelle, me too! I’m still shaking from a misadventure I had a little while ago looking something up…

On the side…do you remember writing these words today? NO thanks

Something very weird because I was composing a comment at the very same time…I was writing those exact words when it flew the coop and posted. Too crazy for me and I am definitely going to have something on the rocks to calm my nerves.

Comment by Dawnelle Leona del Puma | 2008-08-09 18:41:32

no chit? HA! What a co-inky-dinky!

 
 

Comment by wry | 2008-08-09 23:26:18

Don’t worry Dawnelle! I KNOW you’re an embarrassment to Barack.
I should’ve joined his army, then I wouldn’t have scored a 17.
I’m surprised they didn’t ask if I was pre, peri or post.

 
 

Comment by Joe | 2008-08-09 18:14:42

If you can’t generate enough suction with your mouth, then you’ll never score high enough in the Obama test.

 

Comment by Bridgette | 2008-08-09 18:23:11

I got 27 too!! I wish it wasn’t so high, but as long as I’m a disappointment to Obama!! :)

 

Comment by gardenvariety | 2008-08-09 18:54:03

My score was 29 but he was still dissappointed. I’m afraid there’s no way to pass this test. Barack is way too good for all of us.

Comment by TeaMug | 2008-08-09 19:47:13

lol, I got 22, very disappointed and I am from the UK!! I should be part of his eurolovefest!! NOT

Hillary Clinton for President

Comment by wry | 2008-08-09 23:29:23

Nah, they don’t speak French in the UK.

 
 
 

Comment by btintaos | 2008-08-09 19:56:43

Okay. I’m not sure if I’m going to even look at the test because if this is good enough for Omama…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnLbNGQ4WMo

then I KNOW I’ll flunk.

 

Comment by Uppity Woman | 2008-08-09 21:15:24

alexei, you obviously love Barky!

 

Comment by tzada | 2008-08-09 22:10:32

20 :( I am sooooooo ashamed

 

Comment by hill2012 | 2008-08-09 22:37:56

I am a disappointment…..oh F’ing well!!!
I challenge Obama to take this test, he will score lower than 13, because he flip flops so much, he doesn’t even know what the uhhhh hell he is uhhhh talking about !!!! Lol ….he is a loser and an embarrassment to himself !!!!

 

Comment by BlueTopaz | 2008-08-09 23:52:16

I got:

“You scored 50
You show much promise, but there is room for improvement. Consider volunteering for the campaign.”

I was honest, but they want me anyway. I think the 5+ languages made up for; revulsion, joining the resistance, and Obama makes his own truth. I guess that’s my room for improvement.

BO is past the point where if he improved 200%, I still couldn’t vote for him.

He’s a wanker.

 
 

Comment by RepublicanChick | 2008-08-09 18:06:03

You scored 14
You’re an embarrassment to Barack.

Hell yeah I’m joining the Resistance if Obama becomes President.

Comment by Seattle Moss | 2008-08-09 18:14:38

I bookmarked the John Birch Society
just in case

Comment by RepublicanChick | 2008-08-09 18:22:24

Moss:

Here’s hoping we’re never that desperate.

I’m noticing in quite a few different places online they’re really hammering home the “Is Obama eligible to run for President?”

It’s picking up steam!!! The MSM will of course be the last people to know when and if the story breaks.

Comment by Seattle Moss | 2008-08-09 18:47:29

What a change for me.
I was carrying the banner for the Republican gubernatorial candidate Dino Rossi in a parade today.
What a liberating feeling to be the most coveted demographic..
The swing vote!
Reagan Clinton McCain democrats.
I made sure I talked to some democrats today about why I was voting Straight Republican
I don’t recognize the democrats!
Democrats are thugs and thieves!
They are a danger to my way of life!
They wish defeat for America!

America First!!
Always!

 

Comment by Uppity Woman | 2008-08-09 21:16:00

…waving to chick.

Comment by Seattle Moss | 2008-08-09 21:40:21

Uppity,
I guess you have me figured out!

 
 
 
 

Comment by csuzeq | 2008-08-09 18:25:14

I scored 20. Probably because I said I wouldn’t join his whatever civilian team it’s called because it creeps me out was better than saying I’d join the resistance.

Come on man, I don’t want to be a civilian goon squad member for either side. I just want to hide under my blankie!!!!!

Whhhhaaaaaa! So afraid right now!

Comment by RepublicanChick | 2008-08-09 18:29:34

It will be okay!

Here’s something for you and all PUMAs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ionFwC1UUUw

Comment by heather | 2008-08-09 18:49:06

Nice. Moving. I teared up a litte.

 
 
 

Comment by NoObamislamists | 2008-08-09 19:43:13

I scored a 15, and I was being honest too! :)

I am an embarrasment to Hussein Obama…

 

Comment by Tanya Brown | 2008-08-12 19:04:08

Michelle Obama is a skanky blow job queen. I hate Obama. God damn Michelle Obama!

 
 

Comment by workingclass artist | 2008-08-09 18:10:13

OKAY….I’m dyin here….This whole thing is gettin hysterical….LOL

 

Comment by Seattle Moss | 2008-08-09 18:12:31

It’s great to know who I am…
My Bitter moss back got a 13

 

Comment by RepublicanChick | 2008-08-09 18:14:38

Note: this test is only open to U.S. citizens, household pets, made-up names, and fictional characters
who are registered to vote and to “undocumented workers” who live in areas where they don’t check IDs at polling places

LMAO! Loved reading this at the bottom of the page.

Comment by TeaMug | 2008-08-09 19:50:05

Note: this test is only open to U.S. citizens

oh, I forgot to read the instructions, I am a UK dweller, so I slipped through the Obama net. I got the grand total of 22. Two little ducks quack quack!

Comment by wry | 2008-08-09 23:34:51

Made up names are OK, Tea “hussein” Mug, so I guess you’re OK to take the test.
But that English thing is still an embarrassment.

 
 

Comment by Uppity Woman | 2008-08-09 21:17:14

Test is also open to dead people from Chicago who still vote by absentee ballot.

 
 

Comment by luckyann | 2008-08-09 18:15:03

urrggg! first I was only a ‘disappointment’ too but I did it again and now I’m an ‘embarrassment’!! Yeah!!

 

Comment by workingclass artist | 2008-08-09 18:17:37

OKay…I got a 15….what gives?….Barry is still disappointed in me and I’m sure that if Meeechelle knew me she’d want to scratch my eyes out…chuckle…Do I get a free t-shirt from GAZA now….I think my increasingly bitter Dog Harry got a 10…
Maybe Harry can be a Major in the Resistance…lol

Comment by Dawnelle Leona del Puma | 2008-08-09 18:19:49

Barack is very disappointed with me!
I only scored 24 on the Obama Test

hmm that looks frighteningly too high

Comment by RepublicanChick | 2008-08-09 18:24:02

Take the test over or promise you’ll join the Resistance if he becomes President. :-)

Comment by Dawnelle Leona del Puma | 2008-08-09 18:46:08

I did answer that w/out any prodding!! LOL

The Revolution remember!!

Talkin about (man I love that song)

 

Comment by workingclass artist | 2008-08-09 18:52:50

I was polite on the chicago question and answered suspicious instead of repulsed…lol….took it again and went from 15 to 13….and qualified for embarrassing Barry….and Hey that’s a relief….Whew!

 
 
 

Comment by Uppity Woman | 2008-08-09 21:17:53

Artist….”disappointed”? Take it again until you are an Embarrassment!

 
 

Comment by Papoose | 2008-08-09 18:19:07

I didn’t take the test yet. I just wanted to send a quick note along to Uppity to cheer her up and to say, don’t to take it so hard. There aren’t any questions about his prophets and their antipathetic stance on garlic noses, are there?

Evertyhing will be alwrong.

Comment by Uppity Woman | 2008-08-09 21:18:32

Yeah! Where’s my garlic nose question!

 
 

Comment by HARP | 2008-08-09 18:22:13

Alas I’m an embarrassment, Seems only right, since Obama is an embarrassment to America.

 

Comment by bemused | 2008-08-09 18:23:38

I have to say that this test is skewed a little. It is way too easy for a real person to actually be acceptable, but it could be the model for “teaching to the test.” Teaching how to fail, of course.

 

Comment by Hillraiser429 | 2008-08-09 18:27:59

I got 21. Do I have to leave the room?

Comment by Chiten | 2008-08-09 18:37:34

No, you can stay, but only because of your name ;)

 

Comment by workingclass artist | 2008-08-09 18:39:18

Nah…I shoulda gotten at least as embarrassing a score as My increasingly bitter Dog Harry…..It’s rigged
Harry = 10
his human lodger me = 15
I think harry had the advantage of not speaking the required languages….
Harry confirms…aarf!

Comment by workingclass artist | 2008-08-09 18:46:27

I’m an embarrassment to Barack!

I only scored 13 on the Obama Test

Now I’m an official embarrassment…took it again and got a 13…whew

 

Comment by wry | 2008-08-09 23:38:19

Harry doesn’t look like those guys on the dollar bill. I’m surprised he didn’t score higher. You’re right …I think it was the language thing.

 
 

Comment by TeaMug | 2008-08-09 19:51:31

yes..you can join me with 22!!

 

Comment by Uppity Woman | 2008-08-09 21:19:05

Hillraiser! Get help!

 
 

Comment by Papoose | 2008-08-09 18:28:07

Ok, I’m going to go and take the test. If you don’t hear form me in a little while, please send out a search and rescue team.

 

Comment by Dave2009 | 2008-08-09 18:32:31

Comment by RepublicanChick | 2008-08-09 18:37:31

I’m so impatient regarding Obama’s eligibility. Faster please!

Actually, my hats off to everyone that has worked so hard to research on behalf of the American people.

I can’t wait to read the full report.

 

Comment by Dawnelle Leona del Puma | 2008-08-09 18:50:57

WHOA! You GO GIRL!! W00T!!

 
 

Comment by Pink Panther | 2008-08-09 18:34:22

Uppity,
The test is biased and wrong.

Obama is not good enough for America.

 

Comment by Papoose | 2008-08-09 18:37:23

I think I got hung up on the # of States.

Anyone know the correct number?

Comment by TeaMug | 2008-08-09 19:54:45

I said 50, but I should be allowed to say 50 because I am UK. I don’t think I learnt that part of American states movie at school, unless I missed it!! I don’t know the answer, would love to know though.

Comment by Chiten | 2008-08-09 23:20:18

The correct answer is 50, just in case anybody didn’t know it.

 

Comment by 935 Lies | 2008-08-10 10:40:13

Hey, that’s OK. In Business School here in the US, they teach that ETHICS is a county in East Anglia!

 
 

Comment by Uppity Woman | 2008-08-09 21:19:51

 
 

Comment by Chiten | 2008-08-09 18:39:39

Damn, I got a 13. I really wanted to get lower. I took it several times, but couldn’t make it go any lower than that. It sucks. I would LOVE to score a zero!!

The PurpleChiten has spoken

http://purplechiten.wordpress.com

Comment by workingclass artist | 2008-08-09 18:48:22

I think you have to be a non human to get lower because of the language question…chuckle….

 

Comment by Bubba Grizzly | 2008-08-09 23:25:06

Got down to 12. I thought the .5 under language was my blood alcohol level….

 
 

Comment by heather | 2008-08-09 18:40:56

I took it and scored ‘34′ which is a DARNED sight better than your sorry score, but even so I guess I’m just not good enough. After smacking me with a rolled up newspaper, they said:

“You scored 34. Where do they find “people” like you? Barack is very disappointed.”

 

Comment by democracyfirst | 2008-08-09 18:41:09

The first time I got a 26. The second a 12. I wonder if I can get a 0 like his new hand symbol.

 

Comment by ProudMilitaryMom | 2008-08-09 18:41:16

Uppity! Are we soul sisters or something???? I got the exact same score!

you joining the Resistance too?

Comment by Dawnelle Leona del Puma | 2008-08-09 18:54:36

I am and I’m not even taking it twice!

HEY MOM! You ready for the show tonight? W00T!

 

Comment by Uppity Woman | 2008-08-09 21:21:11

Hey Mom, Me joining the Resistance? I AM the resistance. I am everything OBigHead hates in a woman. Which is good because he is everything I hate in a manchild.

 
 

Comment by typical.white.person | 2008-08-09 18:41:46

Hell, here is my score:

You scored 26
Where do they find “people” like you? Barack is very disappointed.

 

Comment by trist | 2008-08-09 18:45:06

Where you went wrong was in actually taking the test. You shouldn’t have, but if someone asked you about it. Say: “the test? oh, yes, I’m sure I took it. And did expertly on it” If asked for proof, then you say: “oh you wish to see the actual test? well….uuhhhh….that is…..ummmmm….something…..you know….I think I did not realize I would be accused of trying to hide something and so….ummmmmm….uhhhh….you know what, I’m going to ask that you direct your questions to Mr Axelrod, while I finish this waffle”.

David Axelrod: “we will gladly produce those documents at the appropriate time, however I would hate to think this line of questioning might be construde as out of line. certainly I don’t suspect Sen. McCain, or Clinton would have been put under THIS type of scrutiny. I don’t want to say there is any type of, you know, bias here, but what else can we think. You know what. We’ll get back to you on this, if we have time…after the coronation election.”

 

Comment by trist | 2008-08-09 18:50:38

Squeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

I scored the following:
You scored 79
Barack is pleased!

Booya!!!!

Ya’ll just didn’t lie enough, or to the appropriate questions!

I’m rigging results at an Obama caucus level now. Whooooh!!!!!

 

Comment by typical.white.person | 2008-08-09 18:51:04

As long as you all understand that web page was started by Obama’s campaign and they are using it to collect data on people who are against Obama.

And, once Obama has been blessed into office, he will use this information after he imposes marshall law.

Anyone who scored less than 100 will be thrown into the newly built federal prisons.

Comment by typical.white.person | 2008-08-09 18:52:40

p.s., are you paranoid yet?

 

Comment by workingclass artist | 2008-08-09 18:57:37

Hey…..I thought Dear Leader was movin all the CRACKERS TO UTAH….I want my fema trailer in the new camp in Utah…..lol…..I heard Oprah has her decorator doin the interiors and they sent a GAZA SQUAD to do the landscaping….mkay ?

 

Comment by MOmule | 2008-08-09 22:56:53

Don’t worry - I have always been good at faking tests, so I got 90+ and was told The ONE was very pleased with me. So if I do get thrown in one of the new prisons, at the worst I will be a trustie working undercover to help all bad PUMAS and allies to escape!

Comment by Papoose | 2008-08-09 23:40:28

Hahahah! I’ll share my arugula with you.

 
 

Comment by 935 Lies | 2008-08-10 10:43:03

>>> imposes marshall law.

Will that mean we all will have to shop at Marshall’s?

No more TJ Maxx or WalMart?

WHat will the penalties be like?

 
 

Comment by LibOne | 2008-08-09 18:52:47

I scored a 22!! I have no idea how I managed to score that high.

Comment by TeaMug | 2008-08-09 19:56:39

snap, me too. we must be twins!

 
 

Comment by Barko | 2008-08-09 18:54:05

OMG - I scored an 18. I am mortified! Help me! I am becoming Obamaified.

Comment by Uppity Woman | 2008-08-09 21:22:38

OMG! Barko!!! Get Help Now!

 
 

Comment by The Real Hope | 2008-08-09 18:54:17

I got 15! LOL

 

Comment by The Real Hope | 2008-08-09 18:55:25

I must have received the 15 because of my cursory understanding of French?

Comment by Dawnelle Leona del Puma | 2008-08-09 18:59:59

OT

Panthers are beating the Colts!

WooT! And Larry has a new post up!

 
 

Comment by Matthew Weaver | 2008-08-09 19:00:47

I scored 14. I feel failure as I was anticipating a clean 0. Now I’ve got to look myself in the mirror and ask if I’m somehow wavering, am I being assimulated?

 

Comment by Rodhamdem | 2008-08-09 19:12:35

I’m an embarrassment to Barack!

I only scored 19 on the Obama Test

Comment by WildChild | 2008-08-09 19:17:49

heeeey. I scored a 19 too. Where do I pick up my cheese burger? :)

 
 

Comment by Buzz Latte | 2008-08-09 19:20:52

I am a proud and disgusting person to Obama. I scored 23 mainly because I put 2 since I read and speak a little Spanish and have some sign language skills along with the mother tongue - english. My mother, an english teacher, used to tell us to speak the King’s englIsh!!! Also, we encourage the little one to speak Spanish for fun.

I think it would be wise to have a little bit of a foreign language to excell as a resistance fighter against Obama’s brownshirts.

We will not be rolling over and playin’ dead for Barack!

Hillary 2008, 2012

PUMA!!!

 

Comment by Leisa | 2008-08-09 19:30:38

Very cute! This is one test many would want to fail. Because of that, it makes great points!!!

 

Comment by lexlow | 2008-08-09 19:35:55

great post/test uppity! mersi bo ku :D

 

Comment by RepublicanChick | 2008-08-09 19:38:59

UGH!

OT: Watching the Olympics

Obama’s commercials are already airing. Grrrrrrr!! Get off my TV screen!

 

Comment by margarita | 2008-08-09 19:50:01

I was honest, lol.

You scored 20
Where do they find “people” like you? Barack is very disappointed.

 

Comment by 30yrdem-not any more | 2008-08-09 19:51:04

ObamaTest.com
You scored 21
Where do they find “people” like you? Barack is very disappointed.

Oh well….

 

Comment by Bell'Artista | 2008-08-09 19:55:48

very funny test…..
I received a score of 18 and am so proud to be an embarrassment to OPuke-O

I wont watch the Olympics because I heard that ExcrementO made a huge ad buy.

His physical presence makes me want to OVomit

Comment by TeaMug | 2008-08-09 19:58:40

I am not watching the Olympics because of it being held in China.

Free Tibet!!

 

Comment by Papoose | 2008-08-09 23:44:12

I’m sure NBC gave him his spots on the house and promptly kicked back the $5 mil to all concerned.

 
 

Comment by Chiten | 2008-08-09 19:56:17

Cool!!!! I got it down to a 12!!!

ObamaTest.com
You scored 12
You’re an embarrassment to Barack

 

Comment by Mary Ellen | 2008-08-09 20:03:37

I got a 12! I’ll sleep better now that I know I’m an embarrassment to Barack and I’m also a typical white woman, so I feel doubly blessed.

 

Comment by Chiten | 2008-08-09 20:03:58

I added my own write up for the use of the test, a little exerpt:
Take the test soon, so you can ensure your proper place in Lord Mr. Obama’s kingdom errr Presidency making the United States of Obamia once again, a great country as the 57 states come together and stand as one in unity behind The great and generous almighty providence in this great country, The United States of Obamia.

It’s a little long and I don’t want to take up too much space here, so check on the rest on my blog (I had to use a thesarus and everything!! LOL
http://purplechiten.wordpress.com/ (just click on my name in blue up there and it’ll take you there)

Comment by 935 Lies | 2008-08-10 10:46:43

>>> I had to use a thesarus

Wow! I thought they were extinct! Last time I saw one was the big skeleton at the Museum of Natural History.

 
 

Comment by Julie | 2008-08-09 20:05:24

I got a 33… I’m so ashamed at only being a disappointment. I can’t help it if 3/4 of my family speaks French!

 

Comment by Barbara | 2008-08-09 20:12:51

I got a 19… sniff sniff… do I have to turn in my Race Card now? ;)

 

Comment by angie | 2008-08-09 20:17:19

I did the test truthfully the first time. I scored:

You scored 20
Where do they find “people” like you? Barack is very disappointed.

I answered it like a Obot the second time (i.e., Chicago politician makes me feel “awashed in hope and change” etc). I scored:

You scored 109
Barack is pleased.

I’m much happier as a thinking person to disappoint Barack.

 

Comment by DemHawk | 2008-08-09 20:18:47

I got 15 on the test, with the comment “You’re an embarrassment to Barack.”

 

Comment by No for O | 2008-08-09 21:02:39

My mom is sooooo proud…I made a 15!!!
Yeah!!!

 

Comment by Jane Doe | 2008-08-09 21:02:47

Hey, I scored a 14. I’m bitter, clinging to my gun, and I’m for damn sure joining the resistance!

PUMA BABY!!!

 

Comment by MrMike | 2008-08-09 21:15:52

I got a 62 but then I’m an idiot savant that can do well on tests but fails miserably in the real world. Unless I have a Dean, Reid or Pelosi holding my hand.

Comment by 935 Lies | 2008-08-10 10:50:36

Work with me on getting Adult Asperger’s Syndrome declared a “disabling” condition so that we can get the same Social Security benefits as lard-asses and people who are Depressed and/or “having the blues.”

If “hearing voices” and “feeling worthless” are worth $1200 per month, then, Being Too Smart to Work” should net $1500.

 
 

Comment by Real Nowhere Man | 2008-08-09 21:35:28

I got a 17! I’m so ashamed. I was REALLY trying to get lower than 13! How did you get a score that low?

Comment by Jane Doe | 2008-08-09 22:21:04

You scored 12
You’re an embarrassment to Barack.

I answered that I spoke .5 languages including English… (LOL)!!

Comment by Chiten | 2008-08-09 23:25:44

that’s what I did (0.5) languages including english to get the score of 12, otherwise, I get 13.
I can’t find a way to get a lower score, but I’ve been trying!!

 
 
 

Comment by Chiten | 2008-08-09 23:26:32

Uppity keeps ignoring my proposals.
Are you gonna marry me or not?

 

Comment by candymarl | 2008-08-09 23:43:05

I only scored 18. I do know French. I didn’t require my kids to know Spanish but my daughter speaks it.

I retired from the military and I’m still a disappointment.

I shall now go sit in a corner and hang my head in shame. How can I go on?

/slinks away

 

Comment by Cat in NJ | 2008-08-10 00:15:04

I scored a 14 … damn, I was aiming for a 12 or 11.

 

Comment by Tyrione | 2008-08-10 01:01:39

I scored 16.

 

Comment by Obama is a bum | 2008-08-10 02:25:11

A 13 is still higher than Obama’s IQ.

 

Comment by Christy | 2008-08-10 03:34:07

I am an embarrassment to Barrack. Oh well, I guess his supporters would call me racist.

 

Comment by Clinton Fan | 2008-08-10 07:05:00

Oh, my, that was amusing!

I have to say, that hubris-laden creepy blue Wannabe Presidential Seal, with the eagle looking like he’s taking a crap, and the Latin YES WE CAN making one think about Possums R Us, never fails to crack me up. Everytime I wonder if I’m being a bit harsh on the guy, I see that thing and say “Nope-I’m right on the mark in my assessment of this cretin.”

 

Comment by beebop | 2008-08-10 08:01:52

I got an 18 … I was so disappointed in myself. Can you score lower than 13?

Comment by workingclass artist | 2008-08-10 10:47:13

Bee….according to increasingly bitter dog Harry….no. Only if you are a non-human…..chuckle…..Harry confirms…” Aaaaarf “

 
 

Comment by Ferdberfle | 2008-08-10 08:10:03

I scored a 33. So much for participation in all the hope and change.

 

Comment by PadrePIo | 2008-08-10 09:28:05

Look at me I’m a bot.

You scored 47
You show promise, but you must study the writings of Barack, and you must tithe.

 

Comment by vbonnaire | 2008-08-10 10:53:46

Uppity!

OMG — off the charts on this one — I can’t stop laughing…OMG!
hugs to all—
so, the “seal” is still around huh?
geez…

geez x 200,000!

 

Comment by 935 Lies | 2008-08-10 10:54:45

Damn! Scored 15. As an Official “Racist F**k,” per several Obamabots, I was expecting a 13 at most.
Could be that I tried to input, on the Obama YoMomma Scouts question, “I want to be OBERSTURMBANFEURHER!!”

 

Comment by Kelly say's noOBAMA | 2008-08-10 16:16:57

I started to take the test got through some but it really sentchills up my spin so I got out.I though hey Obama will get my IP address and use it.He will see what -who and where we are going on the internet.And then when we email someone it really doesn’t go to that person even if it said it did.It will go to Obama site.and there you go people another one of Obama’s tricks.

 

Comment by Kelly say's noOBAMA | 2008-08-10 16:33:49

Well I had to take this test oh,what a shame poor old barky is very disappointed”.Well that’s just fine cause I say more are so much are very disappointed and so sick of a liar-flip floper and a set up John McCain for his delegates.I have a feeling Obama did this as to tell John McCain I know something blah blah blah-so if you don’t support me I will tell the world of your afair-When JOhn Edwards went ok —I will barky-good now that we understand each other.Obama runned out of useing and throwing people under the bus so now he needed delegates to use.So what did he do-He had someone make this call to meet with this lady-and when John Edwards got there-Bam a picture was taken.John Edwards was used by Obama.He doesn’t care what or who he uses-He throw so many under the bus but this one Obama needs John Delegates so who better and what story so John would drop out and release his delegates.The name is Obama is a scum.

Now I don’t agree what John Did but,Obama wants all to jump on him-another way to get the news off him form his birth cerificate-His Bush-Dick-Chengy-Energy Bill,he got caught at.His vacation is nothing more then to run and have another fake birt certificate made,As if he will now step up and say here it is folks…Or I just didn’t think it matter to get the true one out.and where is all his other documents we all are requesting

 

Comment by Bye bye Obambi | 2008-08-10 17:01:34

I’m very disappointed, I said I would join the resistance if he had a civilian corps, and I still got a 17! I was going for a negative score or at least a zero. Maybe if I said I only knew half a language my score would have been lower.

 

Comment by Kelly say's noOBAMA | 2008-08-10 17:04:14

Here is John McCains website.It’s Nice.I went there after May 31-08 convention.I am still a Hillary supporter till after Denver in how it goes.It’s a shame that Hillary has to stand up and do Barkeys work cause even his own wife-Richarson-John Edwards and Obama himself could not cut getting Hilary’s supporters.I say this is wrong in what the DNC is doing-I know that they even now being we Hillary supporter were not moving and the polls of Obama is not moving for him so they thought ok Hillary say you want people to vote Obama as president.I know/we know that’s not what Hillary would say on her own.And just to think they think this would work as Obama runs off to Hawaii to get another fake birth certificate and other documents.

I know the DNC of some are holding their breath that we not notice or Obama has vital records or someone paid to do this.But the fact is”I would know he paid someone and he didn’t come forward then and now he wants to maybe throw uo a corrupted birth certificate.NO WAY I WON’T BUY IT NEVER.

The thing is Obama is jus not fit-We all know who the best is and that’s Hillary.and if she is not in as nominnee and on the ballot well hang it up.I am going McCain.

But in the mean time I got to know McCain and all he stands for.He isn’t a Bush as Obama is so far up BushesTail and is a Bush Jr,But worst!

So we canm go and get on Mccain site that will show how many more had sign on his website.

Never Obama!I will not give the DNC my vote for Obama-never-It’s Hillary or McCain for me.

http://www.johnmccain.com/Home2.htm

Hillary if you see this we are here for you.We will see you in Denver..But I can not vote Obama if you are not as nominnee and on a ballot-

 

Comment by Madison- 4hill-McCain- | 2008-08-10 17:16:11

“Obama’s Energy Plan Is Fueled By Populism”
Editorial
The Detroit News
August 5, 2008

The latest additions to Sen. Barack Obama’s energy plan, outlined during an appearance in Lansing Monday, may win the Democratic presidential candidate some votes from disgruntled consumers in November, but they’ll do nothing to answer the nation’s long-term needs.

The Illinois senator called for releasing the nation’s strategic oil reserve to provide temporary relief from high gasoline prices, and also promised to lift the profits from Big Oil to give Americans a $1,000 energy rebate check.

As political pandering goes, Obama’s proposals rank right up there with Sen. John McCain’s call for a temporary suspension of the federal gasoline tax. They also equal McCain’s gas tax holiday both for their worthlessness as a permanent policy solution and their potential for causing more harm than good.

The 707 million barrels of oil in the strategic reserve are there to protect the country from disruptions in its oil supply. It’s essential for the United States to have such an insurance policy, considering that it gets much of its imported oil from some of the worlds’ most volatile places.

The stockpile was last tapped after Hurricane Katrina cut off oil supplies from the Gulf of Mexico. President Bush, under pressure from Congress, stopped filling the reserves earlier this year in hopes of easing fuel prices.

Draining the reserve would drop consumer fuel costs for the short run, as would any sudden increase in supply. But then what? Once the reserves are gone, prices would go back up, and perhaps even higher because the reserves ultimately would have to be replaced.

Oddly, although Obama’s proposal shows he recognizes the impact of supply on prices, he remains hesitant about lifting the congressional ban on off-shore drilling. Credit Obama for moving slightly away from the hard-line no drilling position of the Democratic congressional leadership by saying he’d consider “limited” coastal drilling if it were packaged with big increases in government subsidies for alternative energy development.

But at the same time, he proposed taking away any incentive oil companies would have to expand drilling and increase supplies by pushing a windfall tax on Big Oil’s profits to fund the $1,000 rebate checks.

Perhaps the senator is hoping the checks will make Americans forget, as he apparently has, about what happened when Presidents Nixon, Ford and Carter played the price and profit limiting game the 1970s.

As the pay-off for oil exploration dwindled, so did oil supplies, driving up fuel prices and creating long lines at the pump. There’s no reason to think Obama would be any more successful in executing this dubious redistribution strategy.

His plan also would give the state-owned oil companies in places like Saudi Arabia and Venezuela a huge advantage over domestic companies, since they’d be beyond the reach of Obama’s profits grab.

Gasoline prices have been falling in recent weeks as demand has decreased and hopes have risen that the United States may be prepared to allow expanded drilling.

Taking steps to keep demand in check while assuring a steady supply of oil is a much better energy policy than populist promises.

Read The Editorial

 

Comment by Kelly say's noOBAMA | 2008-08-10 18:40:15

He’ll end up back in Kenya out of humiliation regardless of what happens at the convention. Either the nomination will be rightfully given to Hillary or McCain will clean his clock.
I want Hillary, but McCain is basically a good man.

Better run Axerol- go back with the puppet-Take Donna Brazile-Howard Dean-Nancy pewwwwwww -Sure Nancy won’t bring charges against Bush-Why?Nancy is in deep as well.I think charges should be file on Donna Brazile and Dean Howard-for setting up this election.And MSNBC CNN-FOR DOING WRONG AND NOT HOLDING UP THER OTH….BARKY PACK YOUR BAGS AND GO!

I say October will be the worst month for Barky!He will need to get out of here.He can go to his 1/2 brother in China-What about his cusion in Kenyan. Obama you are full of Sh**

Hillary 08
McCain 08

 

Comment by Monet | 2008-08-11 01:24:06

I received a 32, Barack is disappointed with me. I’m disappointed with me too, I thought my score would be lower. But I lied and wouldn’t admit to being more than “some” bitter and I’m partial to anything written in a foreign language. It just looks so romantic and mysterious, it’s too much of a temptation for me - I had to choose it.

If Barack would learn to speak and write fluent French and Spanish before November, maybe he can get my vote. But only if he has the ballot in French too.

 

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[...] Are You Good Enough For Barack Obama? (by Uppity Woman at No Quarter) I have some very bad news, readers. I am a dismal failure. Alas, I just took the Obama test: Are You Good Enough For Barack Obama?. As as you can see, I did very poorly… Sigh………..here’s my score. [...]

 

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Comment by esm | 2008-08-11 18:22:31

Some of you sound as thoroughly brainwashed as Bush supporters. You’ve picked up on patronizing talking points, you’ve exaggerated inaccuracies, and you’ve made unfounded assumptions, while reinforcing each other in order to justify your claims. It sounds very cult-like to me, and that includes fundamentalist Christianity.

You really need to get over the fact that Hillary lost and come to grips with the fact that another Republican in the White House would be a disaster. You all look very foolish.

Comment by Ferdberfle | 2008-08-11 18:29:59

You really need to get over the fact that Hillary lost and come to grips with the fact that another Republican in the White House would be a disaster.

Barky is Bush III. You stand corrected

You all look very foolish.

That’s your reflection in the mirror you always carry around with you.

Comment by NObama in August | 2008-08-11 18:35:49

You know how it is with Obama supporters; they accuse others of what they are or what they are doing themselves. We’ve seen that over and over again the past 8 months.

 
 
 

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