Obama Satire: Funny Site
By Pat Racimora on August 14, 2008 at 1:30 AM in Barack Obama
One of the most amusing satiric sites we have seen is Best Obama Facts
Sample below:
1. Obama’s bathroom has two toilets. One is made of gold and the other one is made of wood. Obama only uses the wooden toilet out of solidarity with the downtrodden. The sight of the golden toilet helps him to maintain class conscience.
2. Obama owns an expensive Sleep Number Bed but sleeps on an off-brand mattress in the corner in order to be down with the masses.
3. When Obama buys caviar he always tries to get the one that is runny and tastes fishy, because that’s the kind of caviar that the downtrodden eat.
4. When Obama’s children get sick, he buys them the cheapest generic drugs. It helps him better to commiserate with the downtrodden.
5. Obama’s bank once offered him a low 5.5% mortgage but he refused because he wanted to experience the bitterness the way all other Americans feel it.
6. Tony Rezko once offered Obama a sweetheart land deal, but Obama said “no” because he wanted his family to stay within the community of which he was the organizer.
7. Obama once had a chance to save 10% on car insurance by switching to Geico but he said “no” because that would mean a sellout to corporate interests.
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This is funny.
I am on the west coast and I am still laughing.
Thank you.
With all the problems of this election we need to take the time to revive and laugh.
COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY ALWAYS
PUMAS,BUBBAS, AND THOSE PEOPLE RULE
THAT is HILARIOUS and spot ON with BARRY!
We’ll ALL be left out to fend for ourselves if he is KING.
I wish I had more time this morning to read.
sigh
never enough time
I’m sorry, but this is not funny at all. In fact, it borders on hate speech from someone whom I know, and who, sadly, should know better. Obama is a self-made man who came up the hard way, relatively speaking — father left him when he was two; single mother; raised for many years by his grandparents; prep school and college on scholarships. He then became a community organizer in Chicago’s inner city. He could’ve taken a high-paying corporate-law job after Harvard Law School. Instead, he practiced civil rights law and taught. Obama is is not and never was the elitist you folks paint him out to be. He does have a lot of class, but it’s the self-aquired kind. Nobody ever handed him anything.
I can’t believe that you all are so resentful of Obama that you would rather see John McCain in the White House next January. We can’t take another four years of GOP misrule. Please, get over your anger and get on board with the rest of us.
you need to calm down first of all. I love how there can be things like this all about George W, but as soon as one comes out about obama it is called prejudice and racist.
Great stuff…Here is one for anti obama bumper stickers.
http://www.fredstates.com/
I have several of these bumper stickers in my office.
I just ordered the bumper sticker of the guy pissing on Obama.
I’m not sure I want to put these on my car. Obamabots are thugs and have a chip on their shoulders about America so I wouldn’t put it past them that they would damage my car somehow.
I would leave them in your office. Better to be safe than sorry. We can give them all a raspberry on Nov 5.
That’s when I display..
Don’t blame me I voted for Hillary!!
Now your talking!!
I heard on the news that someone had one of those stickers on their car and an Obamapunk followed them to their home and harrassed them, called them racist, and they had to call the police.
That would be wonderful. Where I live the police response time is 40 minuites. But I might be able to get them an ambulance in about 20.
Yeah, i hate to agree but we are not currently living in the United States of America that we knew where freedome of speech and political opinion was not only welcomed but was an inalienable right.
We now live in the United Socialist States of Pre-Obama. Mentioning that you are anti Obozo is already bad enough as the Liberal Nutjobs start frothing at the mouth.
Having an anti Obama bumper sticker is an invitation to get your car vandalized in most areas, and to be shot at on LA freeways.
I was going to to start selling anti Obama T-Shirs until i realized that wearing one would be akin to wearing an antler hat and a Target t-Shirt during deer hunting season.
Just bide your time and wait till Nov 4. Then flip the lever for McCain and send Obullshit back where he belongs and hope the Nutjob followers all choke on their dissappointment and collectively drown themselves in their bathtubs filled with grape flavored Kool aid while playing that horrible Stevie WOnder Impromptu Up and Down Scale run that he tried to pass off as a song, the Obama howl.
I’ll bet the coffee is bitter at Ovomit’s Kitchen.
A frat boy like Obama will alway be a Frat boy — just like GWB is a frat boy — they never grow up.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
Thank you Pat, I soooo needed that.
What a great site!
Hilarious!
Thanks Pat.
And yes,satire is the best weapon against inflated pomposity.
Hopefully, no one gets splinters when they visit the Ma and Pa Kettle two holer.
Funny Stuff…I want to make a T-Shirt that has a Picture of Uncle Jerry and The Pope….and it says My Jesus can kick your Jesus ass any day….Fascism and tyranny make excellent fodder for humorists….Who are also easily hunted….sigh…
The Kool Aid is free at Obama’s Diner plus free refills.
Charlie Rangel – back of the bus with you:
http://edgeoforever.wordpress.com/2008/08/14/charlie-rangel-back-of-the-bus-for-you/
too funny…
Oprah and Baracktrack news:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/08/oprah-obama.html
a. hillary
b. mccain
america first!
Larry I had to look twice? When I first glanced at title. I thought it said, “Obama on the Down Low!” Lol
LOL! A couple of young Dems tried to convert me by offering to give me the “Down low on Obama”. I politely choked on my soda. Y’all mean “low down” people, “low down.”
Obama keeps a bus in his backyard to remind himself of how he got where he is.
Loved this one:
Obama is 50% typical White person.
Bill O’Reilly used to sneer that he never gets coffee at Starbucks, because “that’s where the elitists get their coffee, I get mine at the local diner because that’s where the real folks, the policemen and the firefighters, get theirs.”
Of course, this “observation” by O’Reilly is based on nothing- policemen, firefighters, teachers, all us “real folks” get our coffee at Dunkin Donuts, Starbucks, etc. etc. There are precious few “diners” around these days.
O’Reilly and Obama have a lot in common – they are both rich blowhards who like to pretend they are “just regular folks” by constantly reminding us of their “humble origins”- O’Reilly as the son of a working-class dad growing up in a “modest” Long Island community (Please!), Obama as the “son of a single mom” (Double Please!) Neither bio has much grounding in reality, and in fact smacks of the kind of “slumming” that rich white kids enjoy by getting dreadlocks, listening to rap and temporarily adding the name “Hussein” to theirs (gag.)
All the food for the diner is donated by food banks…and leftovers from the Salvation Army!
The “O” is FRUGAL!
I would have said “niggardly”, but that would be unkind!
Here’s another good one:
http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/volunteer-for-obamaor-else/2/
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That sign is a pantwetter!
Funny as hell!
Just found this site… a gigantic collection of Anti Obama and Pro John McCain stuff.
http://www.UpYoursObama.com
Most of that stuff is way too juvenile and just plain dumb for my tastes- especially the “Obama= Osama” and “Obama= Carter” crap, but I do like the “I voted for Hillary and I’ll vote for McCain” sticker.
I won’t buy it from these guys because too much of this stuff is pretty offensive, but I’ll find a McCain 08 Hillary 12 sticker somewhere.
I am so pathetically naive – this juvenile, idiotic stuff is blowing my mind. You’d think “Pat” and the rest of you are posting about Bush, Cheney or Rove. Hillary’s a champ and so is Barack. I’d proudly vote for either one. You are behaving like eleven year old children. Really.
Susan
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HILLARY 08
OR
MCCAIN 08
NEVER OBAMA!
WE ARE AMERICAS NOT “GOD DAM AMERICA”
DISGUSTING! I don’t understand why you all would rather see McCain win than Obama. I don’t get it. Stop fucking whining! Your candidate lost fair and square. Clinton is a great woman, but it’s not throwing this country down the drain because you want Hillary to be nominated and Obama. It sounds like the majority people on this blog are 11 year olds in junior high school. Grow up!
My friend thinks this the following and I he is right:
“This is truly saddening and disgusting at the same time. You are all so consumed with anger over Hillary’s mostly self-inflicted defeat that you would evidently prefer to see Obama lose to the slightly crazed and patently out-of-touch McCain, than have a reform-minded Democrat in the White House. “
BObama is a manipulating, calculating liar.
He views white women as second class. Democrats are not party this year, and will not be “united”.
We can thank the DNC and all the other idiots who have tried to brainwash America.
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hILLARY 08
OR
MCCAIN 08
NEVER OBAMA-NOWAY-NODEAL-NEVER!
Geico I think I will change get away from Geico today
Anyone seen this yet?
http://www.youtube.com/v/4FCNKwHRCQM
Why don’t I like Obama… well for one… he claims John McCain is for “Big Oil”… yah… so what? Barack Obama is for “Big Oil” too… only the “Big Oil” companies he supports are in foreign countries… like Saudi Arabia… we need oil… that’s a fact… and by refusing to support domestic drilling here in our own back yard Obama insures we get a majority of our oil from “Big Foreign Oil”.
I’m with McCain on this… buy American… by Big American oil!
And thanks to HARP for the link to http://www.FRedStates.com - That’s the best anti-Obama site on the Web… I can tell because it’s really pissing off Obamabots! One Obamabot in Texas even got arrested for making “terrorist threats” to a guy who had an anti-Obama sticker on his truck. There’s a link to the story at http://www.FRedStates.com. I wonder if she ever got arrested complaining about any of the millions of anti Bush stickers out there.
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I really like this site for Anti Obama stuff. They have the best Anti ObamaCare goodies around. My favorite is: ObamaCare: Where the Shovel is Ready and the Dirt Nap is FREE!
http://www.megatudes.com/
Have fun!