Comments on: Another Addition to the Larry Johnson “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up” Collection http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/ Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:58:31 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Barbara http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-621424 Barbara Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:56:03 +0000 http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-621424 I am tired of deleting Obamabots nasty comments on this post of mine: http://barbarany_9.blogspot.com/2008/08/obama-has-forgotten-commandment-number.html And am going to bed. But thank you all NQ posters for making me laugh before bed. Obama's Ego is COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL. Dangerously sick... and hysterical I am tired of deleting Obamabots nasty comments on this post of mine:

http://barbarany_9.blogspot.com/2008/08/obama-has-forgotten-commandment-number.html

And am going to bed. But thank you all NQ posters for making me laugh before bed. Obama’s Ego is COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL. Dangerously sick… and hysterical

]]> By: Smilin' Jim http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-618486 Smilin' Jim Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:13:52 +0000 http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-618486 Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to obtain the remote control for the elevation of the podium. As always, should you or any of your IM force be caught or killed,, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This psot will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Gerard. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to obtain the remote control for the elevation of the podium.

As always, should you or any of your IM force be caught or killed,, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This psot will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Gerard.

]]> By: At the Greek Forum http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-618325 At the Greek Forum Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:41:31 +0000 http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-618325 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-7QoiOH9r0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-7QoiOH9r0

]]> By: DianeJ http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-618315 DianeJ Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:40:20 +0000 http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-618315 When I read Barry, #1 Citzen of the World will speak in front of a mini Greek Temple I thought Why Of Course! Did anyone expect anything less of a man who created his own Seal. Senator Obama will impart great wisdom perhaps equal to that of the Greek Gods, no? When I read Barry, #1 Citzen of the World will speak in front of a mini Greek Temple I thought Why Of Course! Did anyone expect anything less of a man who created his own Seal. Senator Obama will impart great wisdom perhaps equal to that of the Greek Gods, no?

]]> By: AdrianS http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-618262 AdrianS Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:30:32 +0000 http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-618262 de·co·rum /dɪˈkɔrəm, -ˈkoʊr-/ Pronunciation Key Pronunciation[di-kawr-uhm, -kohr-] –noun 1. dignified propriety of behavior, speech, dress, etc. 2. the quality or state of being decorous; orderliness; regularity. NOT! clown (aka ObamaClown) /klaʊn/ Pronunciation Key [kloun] Pronunciation Key –noun 1. a comic performer, as in a circus, theatrical production, or the like, who wears an outlandish costume and makeup and entertains by pantomiming common situations or actions in exaggerated or ridiculous fashion, by juggling or tumbling, etc. 2. a person who acts like a clown; comedian; joker; buffoon; jester. 3. a prankster; a practical joker. 4. Slang. a coarse, ill-bred person; a boor. 5. a peasant; rustic. Obama belongs in Russia with the Communist Clowns. de·co·rum
/dɪˈkɔrəm, -ˈkoʊr-/ Pronunciation Key Pronunciation[di-kawr-uhm, -kohr-]

–noun
1. dignified propriety of behavior, speech, dress, etc.
2. the quality or state of being decorous; orderliness; regularity.

NOT!

clown (aka ObamaClown)
/klaʊn/ Pronunciation Key [kloun] Pronunciation Key

–noun
1. a comic performer, as in a circus, theatrical production, or the like, who wears an outlandish costume and makeup and entertains by pantomiming common situations or actions in exaggerated or ridiculous fashion, by juggling or tumbling, etc.
2. a person who acts like a clown; comedian; joker; buffoon; jester.
3. a prankster; a practical joker.
4. Slang. a coarse, ill-bred person; a boor.
5. a peasant; rustic.

Obama belongs in Russia with the Communist Clowns.

]]> By: gerard nedich http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617895 gerard nedich Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:13:29 +0000 http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617895 heh heh... a. hillary b. mccain america first! heh heh…

a. hillary
b. mccain

america first!

]]> By: gerard nedich http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617875 gerard nedich Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:08:34 +0000 http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617875 seriously though.... this article: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=5660266 mentions that the podium rises up and down... this is funnier than Spinal Tap... and it is REAL! a. hillary b. mccain america first! seriously though….

this article:
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=5660266

mentions that the podium rises up and down…

this is funnier than Spinal Tap…

and it is REAL!

a. hillary
b. mccain

america first!

]]> By: Smilin' Jim http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617735 Smilin' Jim Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:43:57 +0000 http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617735 Tone and scale are very important here. Firstly tone: Robespierre's downfall came after he popped out of the fake mountain at the Champs de Mars clad in a toga during the Festival Of The Supreme Being. People began to wonder if he did not consider himself a secular god. He was denounced and guillotined shortly thereafter. Lastly scale: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXGbwIkvh38 Tone and scale are very important here.

Firstly tone:

Robespierre’s downfall came after he popped out of the fake mountain at the Champs de Mars clad in a toga during the Festival Of The Supreme Being. People began to wonder if he did not consider himself a secular god. He was denounced and guillotined shortly thereafter.

Lastly scale:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXGbwIkvh38

]]> By: georgia http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617711 georgia Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:39:36 +0000 http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617711 Susan you couldn't be more correct. All I could think of was Sodom and Gomorrah and Lot's wife.... This is really going to play well in the heart land. For sure you really can't make this stuff up! Susan you couldn’t be more correct. All I could think of was Sodom and Gomorrah and Lot’s wife…. This is really going to play well in the heart land.

For sure you really can’t make this stuff up!

]]> By: tj http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617679 tj Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:33:35 +0000 http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617679 Ahhh good one. How could I have forgotten Set. Might be a little scary for PG viewing so many of the BO kids could not watch. (nightmares and all ya know.) Ahhh good one. How could I have forgotten Set.

Might be a little scary for PG viewing so many of the BO kids could not watch. (nightmares and all ya know.)

]]> By: Susan1968 http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617636 Susan1968 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:24:18 +0000 http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617636 A Greek Temple! This must have been the brainchild of the same idiots who came up with the caroon, Roger Rabbit Presidential Seal with Obama's logo in it. This is PROOF that Camp Obama is out of touch with American voters. He lost poll points after he had the love-in in Germany. He lost poll points after he chose Joe Biden - a guy in the Senate LONGER than McCain. And if this story is true -- he will convince all undecideds he's lost his mind and his judgment is not trustworthy. A Greek Temple!

This must have been the brainchild of the same idiots who came up with the caroon, Roger Rabbit Presidential Seal with Obama’s logo in it.

This is PROOF that Camp Obama is out of touch with American voters.

He lost poll points after he had the love-in in Germany.

He lost poll points after he chose Joe Biden – a guy in the Senate LONGER than McCain.

And if this story is true — he will convince all undecideds he’s lost his mind and his judgment is not trustworthy.

]]> By: DancingOpossum http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617599 DancingOpossum Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:14:29 +0000 http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617599 Jeremiah I am laughing too hard to even keep reading to the end. My whole desk is shaking!!! Jeremiah I am laughing too hard to even keep reading to the end. My whole desk is shaking!!!

]]> By: Jeremiah God Damn Amerikkka Wright http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617555 Jeremiah God Damn Amerikkka Wright Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:04:58 +0000 http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617555 <strong> Breaking!! Breaking!! Breaking!! </strong> Associalist Press August 26, 2008 <blockquote><strong>Obama Campaign Cancels Invesco Field</strong> <em>Moving entire production to Beijing's Bird Nest Stadium. </em> 15000 Chinese Performers have been called back to re-imagine the Olympic opening Ceremony as an homage to Obama's amazing Life story. The Obama campaign is in full on marathon mode at the moment trying to get it all done. Tenative Schedule of set pieces: <strong> The Liberation of Auschwitz </strong>- complete with Bungee Jumping Paratroopers featuring Uncle Frank Parachuting in at the finale of the piece, 200,000 Goose-stepping Germans, and lots of skinny people. <strong>The March on Selma</strong> - The Phillipines prisoners in their now famous orange Jumpsuits have been recruited to do their Thriller performance as they march around the stadium. Stand ins for Obama's parents will do their portion of the march around the top of the stadium along the screens just like the torch lighting <strong> The Birth of a messiah</strong> - A manger set being flown in from Jeruselem will be digital enhanced with hay, a goat, and donkeys. Dean Pelosi and Brazille will be playing the part of the three wise men. Rezko who is being released for this special even only will play Mary and Ayers will play Joseph as Obama's Political Godmother and Father. I gigantic "O" will appear at center stage from which a Unity Pony with Wings will leap forth at the climax of this set piece ridden by Emil Jones who will Yell out "I Made Me a President!" <strong>Arrival of the One</strong> - Matrix directors the Wachowski Brothers and James Cameron will create an all new set piece using the latest digital effects to recreate the epic battle of Neo vs Agent Smith on the Titanic. Agent smith will be played by a pantsuit wearing middle aged bitter woman. Neo will be played by will smith. <strong>the Speech </strong>- The stadium floor will fill with water prior to the beginning of the speec. Obama will rise atop a rock in the middle of the man made sea. then, More hopey dopey change you can believe in. At the moment of the speech when he says this is the moment the seas begin to slow their rize, a massive hydroelectric set peice will recreate the Charlton Heston parting of the red sea. <strong>The Ascension </strong>- A massive pyro technic light show culminating in a series of seemingly suspended in thin air steps will appear as Obama climbs them to a platform high above the stadium floor where he will fit himself to a harness lowered from an unseen helicopter hovering high above. Then he will ascend into the clouds as Barbra Striesand and Donna Summer in a show of racial harmony sing "Enough is Enough" anonymous Obama campaign official says they have contacted Michael Phelps to see if he would let Obama wear his 8 gold medals during his speech. SO far Phelps has not responded to the request. </blockquote> <strong> Breaking!! Breaking!! Breaking!! </strong>
Breaking!!
Breaking!!
Breaking!!

Associalist Press August 26, 2008

Obama Campaign Cancels Invesco Field
Moving entire production to Beijing’s Bird Nest Stadium.

15000 Chinese Performers have been called back to re-imagine the Olympic opening Ceremony as an homage to Obama’s amazing Life story. The Obama campaign is in full on marathon mode at the moment trying to get it all done.

Tenative Schedule of set pieces:

The Liberation of Auschwitz - complete with Bungee Jumping Paratroopers featuring Uncle Frank Parachuting in at the finale of the piece, 200,000 Goose-stepping Germans, and lots of skinny people.

The March on Selma – The Phillipines prisoners in their now famous orange Jumpsuits have been recruited to do their Thriller performance as they march around the stadium. Stand ins for Obama’s parents will do their portion of the march around the top of the stadium along the screens just like the torch lighting

The Birth of a messiah – A manger set being flown in from Jeruselem will be digital enhanced with hay, a goat, and donkeys. Dean Pelosi and Brazille will be playing the part of the three wise men. Rezko who is being released for this special even only will play Mary and Ayers will play Joseph as Obama’s Political Godmother and Father. I gigantic “O” will appear at center stage from which a Unity Pony with Wings will leap forth at the climax of this set piece ridden by Emil Jones who will Yell out “I Made Me a President!”

Arrival of the One – Matrix directors the Wachowski Brothers and James Cameron will create an all new set piece using the latest digital effects to recreate the epic battle of Neo vs Agent Smith on the Titanic. Agent smith will be played by a pantsuit wearing middle aged bitter woman. Neo will be played by will smith.

the Speech - The stadium floor will fill with water prior to the beginning of the speec. Obama will rise atop a rock in the middle of the man made sea. then, More hopey dopey change you can believe in. At the moment of the speech when he says this is the moment the seas begin to slow their rize, a massive hydroelectric set peice will recreate the Charlton Heston parting of the red sea.

The Ascension - A massive pyro technic light show culminating in a series of seemingly suspended in thin air steps will appear as Obama climbs them to a platform high above the stadium floor where he will fit himself to a harness lowered from an unseen helicopter hovering high above. Then he will ascend into the clouds as Barbra Striesand and Donna Summer in a show of racial harmony sing “Enough is Enough”

anonymous Obama campaign official says they have contacted Michael Phelps to see if he would let Obama wear his 8 gold medals during his speech. SO far Phelps has not responded to the request.


Breaking!!
Breaking!!
Breaking!!

]]> By: tj http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617517 tj Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:59:11 +0000 http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617517 It could be made into a costume party too. Everyone attending could come dressed as BORG. OHHH what fun! I finally have found a reason to I can vote for BO. He knows how to throw a party! It could be made into a costume party too. Everyone attending could come dressed as BORG. OHHH what fun! I finally have found a reason to I can vote for BO. He knows how to throw a party!

]]> By: bemused http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617514 bemused Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:58:43 +0000 http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/27/another-addition-to-the-larry-johnson-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-collection/#comment-617514 He will still be Set, whatever face he puts on. He will still be Set, whatever face he puts on.

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