Liberal Rapture: A Reading From The Scriptures of The Lightbringer
By Uppity Woman on October 29, 2008 at 12:50 PM in Bill Ayers, Chicago politics, Frank Marshall Davis, Obamatopia, Obamedia, Tony Rezko, William Ayers
Verily Cross-posted, while laughing hysterically, from Liberal Rapture, where The Lightbringer’s One and Only Chosen Channeler who does not reside in the MSM speaketh on behalf of The One.

From the GOSPEL OF THE LIGHTBRINGER. This is the only known gospel in which the ONE speaks to us in the first person.
Chapter 6
Verses 66-666So, my children is has come to passeth that I have it sowneth up
(except if you count today’s Gallup poll.)
I have now purchaseth mucho airtimeth on all the media outlets
For 30 minutes I will speaketh of why I am the one who is to be your leader
and YOU will listen
For the kingdom of heaven belongeth to those who come with me
to the promised land of “cool”
For I am cool.Since the time of my birtheth in Hawaii or Kenya
The wise men have come to worship at my altar.
Look to Ayers, and Rezko
and Wright and Olberman
Are they not wise men?Look to the Democratic Socialist of amerika
And Frank Marshall Davis
Are they not wise?Look to Odinga and Huffington
and Hamas and Oprah and Soros
All have endorsed me.For we must taketh the wealth of the middle and give it to the rich
while we sayeth we are giving it to the poor.For we must say we are leaving Iraq
While we stay in Iraq.For we must bring Israel to heal
and spliteth Jerusalem
As my squire Joe Biden has warned.For now is the time for all to come together
FOR ME.I am the Truth and the Light and the Way
No one shall come before me and expect to be rewarded
I say unto you: It shall be easier for Bill O to get into MY Lincoln bedroom
that it shall be for a man who does not follow me to get into heaven.So you much watch my show on Wednesday
and you must be hypnotized by my greatness.Thus speaketh the Lord.
Now I must go out back for a smoketh.
***Photo: The People’s Cube
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from national review’s Jim Geraghty:
“What I’m happy to hear, but am not putting too much stock in:
Comments from a McCain campaign source that their man is running 6 percent ahead of where Bush was in key parts of Ohio, that Obama is running behind Kerry in key parts of Pennsylvania, that McCain surging in Minnesota and Michigan, Sununu back up in NH, Coleman tied in Minnesota, the race is tied in Iowa, McCain safe in Florida and Colorado, and Obama’s team is worried that his lead Virginia isn’t as solid as the polls would make it appear.
More Republicans have shown up for early voting than Democrats in California.
A sudden surge in McCain advertising in swing states. I’m not sure the waverers are going to decide based on a commercial in the final week.”
Do you have a link? I’d like to share, but could not find this.
http://campaignspot.nationalreview.com/post/?q=MjQ1ZjVkNjhmNWY1NzU2MWQ2MmU5NWExYWUyNWRhNjI=
Missouri
Obama will be in Columbia this week, home of the University of Missouri. What I gather is Obama needs a BIG turnout in the biggest college town in Missouri (approx. 80,000 students) to win the state.
Palin in Cape Giradeau this week – I can’t figure that out. Rallying the base(?), but I don’t now if it’s a swing part of the state. It’s near the bootheel – mining, mineral rights place.
MO boothill = northern most part of the low income region known as The Delta, too.
Since this post is about Messiahs and gospels, I thought it might be a good time to remind people of what Obama has felt about his own sermonizer, Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
1995 Obama: Reverend Wright is ‘wonderful’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7mts-RyYY
Go to around the 30 second mark, and hear Barack tell you what he thinks about Mr. G_d Damn America.
This is great, Paul – thanks. Barky talking about the “hope” that is embodied in Wright’s church – OMG!
Also says something about: in times of economic scarcity, “the politicians” want to organize around race. Who, barky, besides you does that?
I dunno about that, the infomercial chez n0bama has some serious Boreass Me Over to McCain potential.
P personally think that Obama, and his supporters have done something very wrong by saying Obama is the “messiah”. Of course I am sure they do not care.
Know someone with “Hussein” issues? Have them read:
http://www.tinyurl.com/5v3ocz
Enough is enough!!
This is wonderful, Uppity – funny and true – so, naturally, it needs a WORM!
And the picture is hysterical!
I use to joke about the Anti-Crist, but I never believed it till now.
You can keep joking about it. Its a myth that is only a prophetic warning in the sense bad people will seek to rise to power. In this case we will defeat him on November 4.
For most of you that are not really “biblic knowledgable”, Obama is not the Anti-Christ. The Anti-Christ fools every nation and every person except a handful of people. Obama has not fooled half of the world- what he really is- A thug who thinks he is the Messiah. “For many false prophets will come in the name of ME”, said the Lord.
SO IT IS GOOD FOR ALL OF US, WHO SEE RIGHT THREW HIM.
He’s not smart enough to be the anti-Christ.
Amen to that Uppity Woman.
Can one be resurected from unerth the BUS?
To rise on that day?
checkout YOUTUBE there are a ton of post under the Obama Anti Christ heading it’s bizarre.
No surprise. The same myth-based culture that would spawn an idol Messianic candidate believes in the bogeyman as well. Its just the flip side of the same coin.
So , who is right and who is wrong? if it is the same.
The Oborgbots who idolize him into their Messiah are just as meshuga as those who think he is the bogeyman of their mythology.
It is true Der Precious is “evil” in the sense he is a very dangerous human being. So the Antichrist proponents are “right” only in that sense, not in the sense he is some demon in human form sent here by the king demon to usher in Armageddon or whatever the mythology states.
So destruction by the Messiah or by the Anti-christ is still destruction , so it is a matter of faith, but the perception and the view is different depend on your need.
He’s being portrayed as the “messiah” of the US. If elected He will have the opposite effect. So therefore he’s a political Anti-Christ. He could initiate a huge amount of destruction not only to the US, but to the world.
THis is big:
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/election_20082/2008_presidential_election/mccain_trusted_more_on_taxes_and_economy
McCain Trusted More on Taxes and Economy
Just breaking…
Radio Host Makes ‘The Christian Case Against Barack Obama’
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=208013
Very good. I am sold on why I am not voting for BHO.
Nice compilation of Obama’s views compared to Christian values.
This is wonderful. I watched the whole thing. This needs to go out to anyone who is Christian. I am emailing it personally to my Pastor, and several other Pastor’s in my area.
I respect the right of others to disagree with Christianity, even those among us, who would call it mythology. I am not worrying about trying to redeem them, the important ones to send this to are Believers. There are millions of us, and if we are not shown that there is a clear Christian choice to make, then we might be misguided enough to let a D or an R behind a candidate’s name, be the process with which we use to choose our leader.
Not all of us who claim to be Believers are actually true Christians. Following a theology that does not keep Christ at the center negates the use of the term Christianity at all.
Barack Obama poses a major threat as a False Prophet because he has so much influence over his followers that they are ready to call him a god, and he does nothing to dispel the notion. Obama also uses the Bible selectively, cherry-picking scriptures to dispute or support arguments, while believing he has the right to say we don’t really want to rely on the Bible in a literal sense of the word.
This election is so important to many people. many different factions of this country have something to fear from an Obama Presidency. Certainly Jews, Catholics, and Christians are among these. pass this video along to anyone you know who proclaims to be one of Faith.
A- Which one is Michelle Magdalene?
B – I agree with this importat post at Hillbuzz,
http://hillbuzz.wordpress.com/2008/10/29/something-is-definitely-up-palin-is-setting-the-stage-for-something-today/?cpage=0#comment-14921
Fox knows too much about this tape to not have it. It would make sense for it to be released tomorrow to blunt what we know will be an orgy of adoration from the msm about the BIG AD tonight. The reports about overing big money to recently fired LAT employees makes perfect cover for whaere it came from. And, it blunts the Obama allies cries that the release is fishy because it is so close to the election. The answer to that is the LAT could have released it earlier but they covered it up – until now.
I can’t wait for this election to be over. Look at the extent we’ve had to go through to defeat an obviously unqualified, inexperienced and inept candidate. Imagine Der Precious at kindergarten age waltzing into the 6th grade class and demanding he should be allowed to join that grade only because he is “popular.” That’s what this lunacy seems like to me.
ROFL.
omg…LOL…no shit!!
I love that analogy!
I’ve made similar ones about the workplace. It’s like that guy on The Office that was a temp, then got hired as a corporate manager over the heads of his bosses.
That guy had a thing for cocaine, too! That’s what coke does to people, it makes them feel invincible and messianic.
A- Which one is Michelle Magdalene?
The one proudly eating lobster and drinking champagne.
I read that it was the tape from API of Michelle’s supposed call to them. Interesting.
Another great post Uppity.
I’m sick of this guy. He really needs to get off the stage after Nov. 4. The only other place I ever want to see this skank is in a court room on trial for treason.
Obama has made several blunders. Letting the media call voters racist is probably the worst one. You don’t win elections by insulting the voters. He did it again in the last debate and was actually proven wrong.
The other big blunder are his paid obots who come on these sites. They always seem in such a panic when they come here. It’s like their side is in shambles. And the hatred they spew toward voters is papable. McCain himself couldn’t pay for a better way to give Obama a negative image than Obots.
And as far as image goes, he’s tried to shame people to come to his side. That’s Alinsky style, but I think their hatred and their own self-importance got the best of them.
The last big blunder is also Alinsky related. According to this technique, you’re supposed to take out anyone credible for the opposition. Ferraro and Bill Clinton are prime examples. They tried the same thing with Palin and Joe the Plumber. Once or twice might be fine, but the Obama campaign is now starting to look like a oppressive regime. Even TV stations are now being banned.
Why would anyone side with any of that BS from the Obama camp? It’s like some people are surprised he’s actually a Chicago politician. Those things may work well in a caucus, but we’ve seen that true elections are a different matter.
These large refusal numbers and large undecideds are very telling. The McCain pollster believes the refusals are those who will break heavily for McCain.
I think a lot of the refusers may be PUMAs and just plain pissed off democrats.
In previous election cycles our phone number was on a lot of pollsters lists — we were polled frequently.
This year — we have hung up on all polling calls. We have both voted for McCain-Palin — signed, sealed and delivered!
Since polling companies considered our household to be so representational of a voting block — I’ll make my report here. We are one of the hang-up on pollsters and WE have voted for McCain-Palin.
AMEN
Well I “refusal” to vote for that rumpswab come November 4!
Great commentary.
The paid Obots is an excellent point. Their behavior has been a major, not the major, but a major reason why I have been entrenched against Obama. Additionally, I have heard the same base, degrading and, sometimes, obscene arguments against Obama’s opponents at playgrounds, dinner parties, etc.
Paging John Murtha…
Obama would love to re-write the Bible, but first he going to try to re-write the Constitution, then he is going to change the American flag and the Presidential Seal, and provide us with socialist way of life . THIS MAN SHOW ABSOLUTELY NO LOVE FOR HIS COUNTRY.
P.S IF THERE IS A TAPE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, NOW WOULD BE THE TIME TO HAVE IT APPEAR IT WOULD BE GRATEFULLY APPRECIATED . (at this point I’m begging)
I’ve been thinking about how Obama seems dispassionate about our country. I wonder if it has to do with being raised in key formative years in another country?
My earliest memories of school are learning the pledge of allegiance and about our country. Then going to the 4th of July parades and rodeo as a young girl. I was taught to love my country. I do not know what Obama was taught.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXUMF_9l21M
OBAMA MENTORS
This and the WORM thing have been truly fun and funny… I Obama sees them both and I hope someone makes a video like they did the 12 days of Christmas. Barack had no sense of humor, especially about himself.
They all look the same to obama:
Obama confuses “Sanford and Son” with “The Jeffersons”
RALEIGH, N.C.–Barack Obama seemed to mix up black television sitcoms “Sanford and Son” and “The Jeffersons” in a speech Wednesday, where he was making the point that if Social Security had ever been privatized–as Republicans tried to do a few years ago, folks invested in the stock market would have been whacked with giant losses because of the economic meltdown.
“Can you imagine if you had your Social Security invested in the stock market these last two weeks, these last two months.
You wouldn’t need Social Security. You’d be having a, ya know like Sanford and Sons, ‘I’m coming Weezy.”
One of George Sanford’s signature lines was ‘I’m coming Elizabeth.”
Weezy was the nickname for Louise Jefferson.
blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2008/10/obama_confuses_sanford_and_son.html
How did the gaffe happen? Teleprompter broke? Script obama was reading from was wrong? No. obama was freelancing.
None of the plans for privatizing Social Security allowed freelance investing in the stock market.
Only a few conservatively balanced securities would be available for longterm investing.
It’s not like your own IRA where you can buy any stock, ETF, or mutual fund that strikes your fancy.
Maybe n0bama messed up with the sitcoms because he is “erratic”. And “out of touch”. he just doesn’t “get it”.
THanks for the Post guys!!! I am flattered as hell. I love uppity and no quarter.
every day at 5 i am reading you two.
Love this post. Tzada has the right idea, this would be a hilarious ad hitting Obama on his lack of humor and his Messiah complex.
Mr. Villareal, you do some great work, how about it?
Can you re-post the rant about being called racist?
I was trying to locate it on your site but couldn’t find it. It was from a couple months ago.
Video now of it? It would rock! and you and uppity do too.
and YOU will listen
No. We won’t.
Holy moly Rocky! Did CNN come out of their kool aid induced coma? Are they afraid Mccain will be POTUS and not allow them in the press corps? Just wow! That is all I can say. Wow:
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=207763&widget=1
I was shocked too, guess they decided to error on the side of caution.
It’s hard to believe that was Campbell Brown saying those words.
WE WILL REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER!
McCain/Palin ‘08 Country First
OMG Cannot get my mind around that one…. Campbell Brown has been among the most rabid kool aid drinkers in the MSM. All this is too strange. Up is Down and Down is Sideways.
During the convention she pissed off John McCain, he would not do Larry King’s show so you are right maybe they know something we don’t know and they don’t want too to get caught up in it.
You know what I think? I think CNN’s cambell and others are a little upset with Obama. They have done everything but kiss his brown ass and now they find that there are videos around showing Obama with PLO activists. This is very bad for CNN. Especially since they are seen as the most International news network in the world. They didn’t vett him right and now they are probably saying “wait a moment, could those rumors of the birth certificate, API, PLO dinners, and sexual accusations be true? A little late trying to get their ratings back up-I will still see Fox after this mess- they are heros to me.
Excellent theory, and yes I watch FOX too, they have stayed on message and perspective.
This video seems to be going viral. His views (being republican) probably don’t match up with the people here. Still, the reaction from the Obots is telling. I guess they’re not used to an AA not voting for Obama.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxhYampIl7A
I’ve seen a couple of his vids posted on Hillbuzz. No, I don’t agree with everything he says, but I admire his moxy. Look at the view counts on some of his vids!
I Think this is a great post. Thanks!
I found this in comments at a McCain YouTube and thought you all might want to use it, pretty cool huh?
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*•. .•* * McCain*Palin ‘08 Country First
/.•*•.\ •¤**¤•.,.•¤**¤•.,.•¤**¤**. .
I think that ASCII art is meant for a monospaced font. Let me try and fix it:
_./’\._¸¸.•¤**¤•.¸.•¤**¤•..•¤. .*•. .•* * McCain*Palin ‘08 Country First
/.•*•.\ •¤**¤•.,.•¤**¤•.,.•¤**¤**. .
It looks great however it’s formatted!
A $175,000 Reward is being offered to anyone who has a copy of the Tape that LATimes refuses to release.
Maybe we will see it soon.
THUNBS UP – to all of you.
Here is a suggestion for the LA Times tape.
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I called 3 times….actually 5 but twice got a busy signal.
http://jeffreygoldberg.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/10/what_is_the_la_times_hiding.php
Here’s another person asking what the LAT has to hide — from The Atlantic.
Also email the reporter who is supposed to have it.
peter.wallsten@latimes.com
Top of the Drudge Report in the revolving Ad.
Priests for Life
http://www.priestsforlife.org/elections/unmasking.aspx
Thank you for joining this concerted campaign to unmask the lies and hypocrisy of pro-abortion Congressmen, Senators, and candidates for public office.
‘Everything We Stand for is in Danger’: ‘Tito the Builder’ Introduces Palin
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=206873
by
Tito the builder
Que?
You’re not telling us you’re against Roe?
Do you expect to pick up sympathy here?
Hello?
Wow.
In 1980 it was the silent majority that won the election. Now it is the ‘refusals.’ I’ve been saying for the last two months that former Dems and Hillary supporters like myself and my husband are not saying a word. At the Palin rally people asked us if we were decided and we just said no comment. My sister and I count the number of houses without signs (which is the majority here in Virginia) and can’t help but wondering if they’re refusing to tell anyone they are for McCain but will simply vote on November 4th for him and Palin.
Thanks Uppity for the very funny post.
Anyone: I would very much like to have a more detailed & larger jpg of the “Obama Last Supper” headlining this thread. Anyone have a link? (I couldn’t find one.)
cathnealon,
It’s the same where I live. I think many voting for McCain/Palin are afraid to display their choice. This is all so SCARY!!!
If they are afraid to let others know then they might be intimidated on election day. The Obama/ACORN thugs out again, defrauding the vote and harassing the voters.
I am pleading with people to not watch Obama’s infomercial tonight. I know and realize it sounds crazy, but I fear that there will be some sort of subliminal messages included in it. I’ve read a bit here and in other places about possible hypnosis and other strange things Obama may have been doing all along that have been instrumental in making people easier to decieve or “drink the kool-aid” as it’s often put. What if there is something in the infomercial that will do that? To quote the song, “there’s something happening here”, that’s affecting some people but not others. This isn’t a typical reaction in any Presidential campaign that I’ve seen. The hysteria of the Obama supporters is unprecedented and somehow they are being so easily led astray and decieved.
I’ve mentioned before about the dreams I’ve had about Obama, months ago before I even knew anything about him I dreamed that if he were elected something bad would happen to our country. I understand that these things probably sound crazy but I seriously cannot shake these thoughts. Even if those “bad things” are just having 5% of my income forcefully placed into a government run retirement fund and my 16 month old daughter having to attend universal government run Obama preschool, I fear for the future of my country, and even more so for my daughter and future children.
Think about our Constitution. The First and Second Amendments are very important. If we lose our freedom of speech, which is already happening with the censorship of anything seen as anti-Obama, and we lose our right to bear arms, which will happen under a Pelosi/Ried/Obama ogliarchy, then we lose our freedom.
Turn off the television and go out tonight to enjoy the beautiful fall weather. Even if there is nothing insidious and subliminal in “the ones” infomercial, don’t give him the ratings or the ego boost he will get out of it. We’ll hear enough about it on the MSM in the next few days anyway.
God, family, and country first!
boycotted informercial…..I can’t stand 30 seconds let alone 30 minutes.
Marke Levine is talking about the fraud in the caucuses.
Same here in North Florida. Put up 2 signs on 2 different properties and both were gone. Worked as a volunteer for the GOP and they put up signs along my road home. All but 3 were taken, except for the 3 I found in the ditch. I took them home, straightened them out and put them up on the front of my farm.
But people are afraid, silly me I told the pollsters the truth, but funny thing is 2 of them told me the same truth back that I had told them. “I don’t trust him” I said. The black lady pollsters said this back to me “A lot of people are saying that” I told the young white man. I was a Democrat and I am now a Republican.” He replied “We are hearing that from a lot of people”
So here’s to the US part of the USA and here’s to John and Sarah . Lets do all do our part to save America. Volunteer, make a phone call, send an email, ask a stranger to vote Republican for the first time in their life. America first on Tuesday and everyday thereafter.
I wrote this yesterday, on the 4th John will win and thats all there is to it. The great people of this wonderful country will not let someone like this loser that wants to be a cheater and liar and piece of shit be pres…..It will not happen………..
Grrrr! Fuck Obama! Fuck him! Do not let him pass Go! Do not let him waste half a billion dollars on his dog-ugly ego!
We have the lazest press in the world. Latest “liberal media” talking point: mccain is throwing the kitchen sink at obama
Ever hear that line before? Like maybe at the end of the dem primary? ‘Hillary is throwing the kitchen sink at obama’ Sound familiar? The press can’t even be bothered to make up new talking points they keep recycling their old ones. Shameful.
I can’t stomach Obama’s candidacy and goals of Wealth Redistribution, but the blatant ignorance of the Roman God, Lucipher, that became this exaggerated myth, even moreso than Jesus of Nazareth, is a complete waste of time.
Lightbringer, Lightbearer, etc., etc., amongst the original Hebrew Text is at great odds with the next generation’s equally absurd mythos of The Devil and Satan.
Find something worth a s*** to use as a negative branding. This isn’t helping your cause for Truth when you fodder it’s efforts knee deep in Fabrications.
Uggh-It was a joke, Tyrione. For goodness sake, lighten up. LOL. And actually, people have in all seriousness referred to Obama as a “lightbringer” so a send up of it is appropriate.
You sound like and Obot even if you aren’t.
http://www.hypemovie.com/index.html
Top of the Drudge in revolving ads!
Rezko/Wright/Ayers/Obama!!!!!!!
PS I called the LA Times too.
Off topic,…….but not off target!!
This Just in!!
From MommaE talk radio:
“RALLY AT SUPREME COURT FOR PHIL BERG!!”
“Philip J Berg will go to the US Supreme Court on Thursday, October 30, 2008.
Show up at the steps of the Supreme Court and help defend the Constitution.
Please get your signs made today and tonight and be ready for tomorrow!
We need as large a Crowd as we can get to be waiting at the steps of Supreme Court for Mr. Berg, the person meeting him at the Train Station as well as Will Bower who will be there to accompany him there.
Fox News will also be at the Train Station and will follow them all the way to the Supreme Court, filming everything.”
See full details, suggestions for signs and some do’s and dont’s here:
http://citizenwells.wordpress.com/2008/10/29/supreme-court-rally-philip-j-berg-october-30-2008-supreme-court-steps-defend-the-constitution/
AND SPREAD THE WORD!!
Speaking of religion, Obamawtf.blogspot.com has a picture of Obama with a red sickle and hammer behind him and the caption ” “hopiate of the masses.” LOL.
Now up on the Drudge is
“THE TRUTH HE DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW” With the picture of him with his chin/nose in the air, yeah one of them.
Just before that one it was the one with the Priest talking about liberal candidates who support abortion. He is being smacked down. Between the hard hitting and snarkiness here and the Drudge and CNN and FOX I am smiling.
Now this. Just in. ATLANTIC: What is the L.A. Times Hiding?
Then Hidin Joe Biden….Reining In a Voluble No. 2
Anyone who has watched Joe Biden over 35 years in the Senate might have a little bit of trouble recognizing the guy who is running to be Barack Obama’s Vice President. Oh, yes, he looks like the same fellow. But traveling with Biden during this campaign has sometimes been like reporting on a politician packaged in shrink-wrap. While his windy, off-point pontification was the stuff of legend among his Senate colleagues, Biden is now leashed to a teleprompter even when he is talking in a high school gym that is three-quarters empty.
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1854640,00.html
http://jeffreygoldberg.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/10/what_is_the_la_times_hiding.php
Looks like BO is getting ready to “tuck in” to the feast! LOL!
Nothing selfish about the guy!
Good work!