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Bill Ayers Dissected on Hannity

By BooBoo Bear on November 15, 2008 at 3:15 AM in William Ayers

booboobear.jpgHi! I am Boo Boo Bear, and I am the head of President-elect Barack Obama’s Chief Bear Selection Committee. I am what they call an “anthropomorphic bear cub.” You may remember me from my role in Yogi Bear’s show, when I tried to act as Yogi’s best friend and also as his conscience. I tried (usually unsuccessfully) to keep Yogi from doing things he shouldn’t have done, like getting to know Bill Ayers because I knew that Ranger Smith wouldn’t like that. (AT THE END is something I bet you don’t know about me, which proves that I am VERY qualified to help Mr. Obama, just like I always tried to help Yogi.) But Yogi and Mr. Obama are flyin’ kinda high, if you know what I mean:

Talk about amateurs at the controls!

See, Yogi usually ignored my warnings — and I bet Mr. Obama will too — and boy did Yogi get in trouble for that, and so will Mr. Obama. Dangest thing is that that Yogi, well, shucks, he also got away with it, as does Mr. Obama, and that part confuses me so much. This confuses Sean Hannity too, as you can see in both of these videos:

Here’s the second video:

booboobear.jpgAND HERE’s WHAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT ME!

Yogi, Boo Boo, Magilla Gorilla, Snagglepuss, and Huckleberry travelled around America in the half-hour series Yogi’s Gang. Debuting in 1973, the characters travelled in Ark Lark, a hot air balloon. They solved problems including Mr. Waste and pollution, Mr. Bigot’s bigotry, and other various issues.

Oh this last video. This is just for good ol’ time’s sake. I’m sure glad they remember me at YouTube. Boy, you kids and all your fancy gadgets. The kids who grew up watching me never had any of these things. They thought computers filled whole rooms! Which they did back then. Now there are computers in my toaster and a convection oven in my den! Sarah Palin’s bringin’ me some moose meat later today. Yummmm … yabba dabba!