We Must All Take a Pledge to Stop Eating Beans, and we must all confess the worst sin we ever committed in re flatulence (& Open Thread)

Interesting video NQ..Those animals didn’t look too happy with those PVC pipes around their necks..Maybe we need to reduce our consumption of meats.

I have already torn up my PETA membership
“People Eating Tasty Animals”

Actually…This was Pretty Funny…

Been there..Done that…

Saurkraut Saurkraut..The Musical Fruit…

The More You eat…The more you “Toot’

The more You “Toot” the better You feel

So I eat Saurkraut with every Meal..

Really..It helps to rebuild the Ozone Layer..

We also all need to stop eating anything that will make us fart.
The fart police are now making arrests….

In Florida boy was arrested the other day for farting in class..What’s next!

Orders from new president to spark lawsuit every time
Lawyer lining up plaintiff groups until citizenship dispute addressed

“We will file lawsuits on his actions, every time. As long as we have money , we will keep filing lawsuits until we get a decision as to his citizenship status,” Gary Kreep, chief of the United States Justice Foundation, told WND today.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=82033

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Show us your birth certificate, you long legged mack daddy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJc6uczdhE0&eurl=http://obambi.wordpress.com/&feature=player_embedded

The funniest Movies I ever saw all had Flatulence in them..

I remember a kid who would go in to hysterics every time someone said “Fart”…

But then My Younger Brother used them as weapons when we Wrestled..His “Secret weapon”

Wrinkle:

Is Clinton barred from State job?

Article One, Section Six of the U.S. Constitution says:

No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States which shall have been created, or the Emoluments [salary] whereof shall have been increased during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the United States, shall be a Member of either House during his Continuance in Office.

Essentially, you cannot take a job if the salary was increased during your current congressional term. And the salary for cabinet officials has gone up in the past year. Even if it is lowered back down, constitutional scholars say that may not be enough to fix the problem.
marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/11/is_clinton_barred_from_state_j.php

If they had put 1 millionth of a percent as much effort in to vetting obama we’d be talking about madam president-elect.

Just to put things in perspective. Watch for the kicker at the end.

http://dingo.care-mail.com/cards/flash/5409/galaxy.swf

In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

Stay outta Florida on Fridays!

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:DSfw-RHAGTAJ:www.socyberty.com/Law/25-Crazy-Laws-From-Around-the-World.38998+funny+laws+farting&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us&client=firefox-a

A Bailout for Santa Claus

A comment to “entitle” Toyland’s Santa Claus and his elves (out in the North Pole) to a part of the bailout we’re giving Wall Street, as they’re in a hole right now…

http://www.socyberty.com/Economics/A-Bailout-for-Santa-Claus.337857

Stop it, benny. Stop eating all those damn beans. The price of natural gas has come down, darn it.

Seattle, re: the Washington law… It might depend on the local DA and whether or not he wants to prosecute!

RCW 9.66.050 does declare it a public nuisance to “deposit, leave or keep, on or near a highway or route of public travel, on land or water, any unwholesome substance.” Not sure if that counts, but I suppose it could be argued that flatulence is an unwholesome substance. So don’t fart on I-5.

http://apocalyptickiwi.wordpress.com/2008/09/27/it-is-your-duty-to-know-your-fart-law/

Oh my — does this mean I’m perfect??? Heavens not possible — I’m bad — really bad.

I can’t eat any legumes (beans, peanuts etc.) — I have an allergy. I used to love peanut butter on ice cream, peanut butter and bananas.

Isn’t there something called “Beano” which helps with the after effects of eating beans?

Here is a tidbit straight from the realm of shit you not! There was a rest stop on the highway I once went to. It had a restaurant and a filling station. They had a sign that said: Eat here and get gas. I shit you not!

Donna Brazile has kept off the beans cos the CNN pundits kept complaining.

I want to thank NQ for the comic relief tonight. We have all been hit with so much crap over the past several months it’s nice to laugh at a George Carlin fart joke or others

Please give us more in the future…

and…Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Including these people…
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Fremont_bridge_troll,_seattle,_washington,_usa.jpg

I’ve thrice posted a brilliant quip only to be rejected the last time for repeating a comment. Wah! Is this thread dead?

Petition to see the birth certificate
Online effort launched to answer presidential eligibility question

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=81585

OT:
In response to SusanUnPc’s recent post Alienable rights,

There is the matter of “enemy combatants” and the abject poverty of torturing another human being.

We also have the matter of the due process of law, which is in doubt when anyone, and mean anyone, can be rendered of the street anywhere in the world, even in the USA and not be heard from again. If we do not right this we are going to see more of it in this country. Don’t count on the MSM to keep us informed. Their corpoate interest now is greater than thier obligations to the profession.

Well, turns out that Don Siegelman was treat in a manner that backs up the importance of SusanUnPc’s article. Today my sane half was reading where, Gov Spitzer was brought down by information obtained for the sole purpose of political assassination. Not excusing his behavior , being stupid and all, but one can’t ignore the way this information was obtained.
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Email from Don Siegelman,

Now we’re at a critical stage. On December 9th, the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals will hear my appeal — which could potentially throw out the false charges against me for good.

While I am sure you know the story, the American Trial Lawyer Magazine points out I was pursued by the Department of Justice under the direction of Karl Rove to become America’s “Political Prisoner #1.”

The New York Times said that I was convicted of something that has never been considered a crime in America. Time Magazine exposed how selective prosecution was used in my case and CBS’s 60 Minutes exposed how the government knowingly extorted false testimony to secure a conviction.

My sentence was enhanced for speaking out against the political nature of the prosecution. Handcuffed and shackled, I was immediately removed from the courtroom and taken to a maximum-security prison where I was put into solitary confinement.

Nine months later, I was released by the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals saying there are “substantial questions of law and fact likely to result in reversal.” 54 former state Attorneys General filed an Amicus Brief basically saying that there was no crime.

I am now engaged in two important fights: One for my own freedom and the other to see that Karl Rove is brought to justice.

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Spitzer
,

The lawmakers asked for answers to a series of detailed questions about the use of suspicious activity reports, or SARS, in the Spitzer case, including whether the case was “precipitated by a ‘tip’ to a law enforcement agency by some person(s) outside the law enforcement or banking community.” Among the other questions: “Was there an investigation of Governor Spitzer in progress before any SAR was filed?” and whether similar transactions made by a “nonpolitical, nonpublic person triggered the filing of a SAR by a bank.”

The letter also seeks a detailed timeline of when and to whom the suspicious activity reports were filed and whether they were expedited or treated in any unusual way.

“Obviously we wouldn’t have written the letter if we didn’t have questions about it,” Mr. Watt said.

Can anyone else think of other examples in the USA?

COMFESSION OF MY WORST METHANE SIN:

In July of 2000, after a night of great French food and wine, I visited Notre Dame. I had a case of the walking farts so bad that they damned near threw me off the Metro.

Attaching myself to a gaggle of French schoolboys (about 30 of them, 8-10 years old) I waited for the perfect Acoustical Moment and released the gaseous byproducts of digestion…sounding like a 1,500 LB Belgian draft horse pulling a wagon up a hill.

Afirementioned scholboys started a monstrous tumult. Their teacher started an Inquisition in the spot, during which I learned the colloquial French for, “Who farted?” and a variety of threats and imprecations concerning their future grades.

And, yes, she asserted that, “This Will Go On Your PERMANENT RECORD!”, but in French.

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I don’t think anyone even noticed in Rome…

Volcker must be the hope cuz he sure ain’t the change 0mama was touting ….. I hope Arianna and the kids like his selection. Something tells me they were expecting someone YOUNG …. hahahahaha

ok….if u have the farts, then this is a “must have” for this holiday season…
http://www.gasbgon.com/

It ain’t beans, but we had a funny article yesterday in our newspaper.
Some of you may have seen it as well.
Anyway, in Raleigh N.C. a guy did a cash grab at a store, ran across the street and attempted a car-jack. Bystanders tore into him, one with their frozen turkey.
The guy was later nabbed and has head injuries. LOL!

I just caught this thread and being me I have to tell a story on myself.

In college I got a caricature drawn and of course the artist asked my friends about me. The title is “Torch” with the sub-title, “Please don’t light it”.

Don’t know why my wife makes me keep it in the attic.