Did Obama’s love save those lives in NYC?
By NewHampster on January 16, 2009 at 1:30 PM in Current Affairs
Ugh, but I must give credit where it is due. As first reported by Rush, the largest slime ball on the planet.
It appears that it may not have been skill or luck that saved those people in New York yesterday. Further examination of the pilot and crew reveal that the pilot Chesley B. “Sully” Sullenberger and a majority of the passengers are devout followers of his Oliness, Barack Obama the First and Most Magnificient.
Their combined hope and bouyant attitdude heading into the coronation week was most likely responsible for bringing the plane safely down, within eyesight of the Port Authority bus terminal.
The news media, in their rush to get photos and video online were a little lax in their inspection of the photos that New Yorkers were submitting. For example, this popular image below, when enlarged, reveals a strange phenomenon in the sky above New York.
The floating halo seems to be casting its light upon the plane and passengers.
NASA investigators are studying the photo and will have a report within six months.
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By Sarah Palin (Release date: November 17. 2009)
Hope Floats.
so does poop.
Flush twice.
LOL!!!
Oh, and here I thought you said vote twice…hmmmm…
a lots of folks did..and don’t forget minnie micky and pluto..
Ha…..from that picture it looks like they can all walk on water….who needs the one?
Why . . . it’s amazing! I have read this blog regularly over the last several months, and I could not help but notice that some of the commentors tend to be sarcastic and snarky at times. Perhaps this will shut them up! This miraculous phenomenon belongs on the cover of the Weekly World News!
Come to think of it, do you remember when WWN’s front page displayed a picture of the smoke rising from the twin towers, curling into a likeness of Satan’s visage? Beholding this heavenly phenomenon, appearing so close to The One’s inauguration, sends a clear signal to all of us: the evil days are behind us; this is the dawning of the age of . . . the Verge of History!
can’t you feel it everywhere?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrGLf4J33vU
For further inspiration, relevant to our text of the day:
http://wweek.com/photos/3425/large/10870.jpg
Johnny Mathis did it much better on the “Heavenly” cover imho …..
I see a pony! I see a pony!
I actually have been joking to my friends for months this song should be the Inauguration Day theme song.
Actually, David Letterman (yes, that POS) claimed in all seriousness this week that the non-fatal airplane accident was a sign that things are going to get better. I kid you not!
Does this miracle Qualify him for SAINTHOOD..?.
Love the Humor..and that walking on Water line was Great…
I am really glad this all worked out so well..They say the pilot was an Experienced glider pilot which may have Helped with such a Sucessful and rare landing on Water..
He deserves all the credit he gets and my DEEP Admiration and Respect..
Well Done…!!
I’ll second that. He, the crew, all the wonderful New Yorkers who came to their rescue and the passengers who stayed calm deserve a loud cheer.
I wonder how many other air liners would glide like that?
I was saying to my husband that it’s too bad Obama didn’t claim to be Catholic because if He had this non-fatal event would have counted as a miracle, and thus He would be on the road toward canonization. BTW, has Obama’s image miraculously appeared on any toast or building lately?
On another note, if this non-fatal accident is a sign of anything it is that EXPERIENCE and MATURITY matter as qualifications for anyone at the helm.
It only counts as a miracle if you’re dead. If you’re living and you do miracles, they call the cops because you’re a crazy religious fanatic duping the masses, remember? If you do them while you’re living and they all love you, that means you’re one of the bad guys. I try to keep my theological explanations simple, so bear with me.
It’s clear to me that The One made a huge mistake by not getting The Pope to give the Invocation instead of Warren. It could have provided a more convincing context for the miracles.
I also remarked to my hubby that the miracle must be due to “The Obama Effect”. Guess we’re just in for a whole series of upcoming feel-good events. I can hardly wait to see what more That One has up his sleeve.
Hmph!
When they start seeing Obama’s face on a tortilla, well, then yer talking.
All else?
Pfffft!
I’m very glad no one was hurt, I wonder how many birds were sucked into the engines?
O Ye of little faith . . .
Pass the hot sauce please!
Am I the only one puzzled why jet engines don’t come equipped with bug screens as standard equipment? I mean, how much would titanium or carbon-fiber nets over the air intakes cost? Geese would bounce off like they’d been smacked with a 200 MPH tennis racket. Higher speed bird collisions aren’t really an issue. By the time passenger jets are up over 200 MPH, they’re already they’re way above the altitude any goose not equipped with an oxygen mask can reach.
Well, look how long it took to think up the idea of wheels on luggage. I mean, we did have cowcatchers on locomotives, maybe a gooseguard is an idea whose time has finally come. Duh!
Of course, there are those who will advocate killing all the birds instead.
Interesting idea…in the 90’s we noticed that some Soviet fighter-bombers were equipped with inlet doors on the fuselage-mounted engines which could close and only admit air to the TOP of the engine nacelle thru a set of louvers which avoided the birds/runway-debris-in-the-intakes problem…after liftoff the doors swung up inside the engine compartment and air came in straight ahead….Navy men can remember walking the length of an airstrip picking up every leaf, twig and pebble that could get sucked into an F14 on takeoff….clever of those godless Bolsheviks!
I…WILL…NOT…BE…ASSIMILATED…
Resistance really is futile
How did the birds get Sucked in..?
Well..That giant turbne sucking sound you hear does not just come From Washington D.C. or from Wall Street..or the Messiah media…
Nope..They just got uck in..Law of Physicics..
Beware of Jet intakes and BLACK HOLES…!!
How did the birds get Sucked in..?
They thought it was a bus!
ROFLMAO!
“In hoc signo…”
LOL!
UPPITY…!!
Happy New Year…Nice to see You..!!
So now we’re at the point of rehashing Rush Limbaugh material here?
If he makes the most sense …
I don’t know, does he have a spiel about birds, Obama, Jesus, tortillas, Soviet bombers, buses, cons and the laws of physics?
It’s not a rush quote, just a parody on something I heard him say before I switched stations at lunch.
Bothers me know end that my morning commute station is the same place that carries rush.
Yeh..but you will know he’s around by the smell of Cuban Cigars…Fat man sweat..(rush has BO..) and a trail of little pills on the platform…
Another clear eample of how Epidemic Bi-Polarism is in the United states now..just about ever thing is going Bi…Think i’m gonna Write
a Song..
“Thank god for Pfizer and Fatmen..”
Can it be ” disappointment” instead of so called ” love”. LOL, Don’t insult my intelligents.
0 is a flaming fricking CULT — a CULT He is not real — he is an illusion. He says he is a blank slate — and that’s what his followers do — the PROJECT their wishes, their desires on his empty suit (and brain).
He is a creation of a committee — and he and his wolf/wife/snot have had plastic surgery to mold themselves into the “perfect” couple.
WHO created this monster — that would now get the J.C. “credit” for this rescue??
Many humans are stupid — no common sense — ready and willing to follow a user cult leader.
I stay away from the MANstream media.
And what do they say, an elephant is a horse by committee?
In other news…..
Some random opponent of Barack Obama photoshopped (or could photoshop) a picture of Obama onto the sun! You know what that means:
Obama believes he’s the Sun God! Not only a deity, but a pagan deity! What a self-righteous, conceited, arrogant, pompous, and anti-Christian scum That One is. Am I right?
OK, now back to reality….but only for those of you who are actually interested in it.
:Some random opponent of Barack Obama photoshopped (or could photoshop) a picture of Obama onto the sun!
Cool idea!
Does it look something like this?:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WkA8USJcfPw/SRe_mN92OZI/AAAAAAAAAPc/YocsAhTCT5M/s1600-h/Untitled-1.jpg
Or this?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3010/2606418934_3906832d46.jpg?v=0
Or this, perhaps?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2121/2279718287_1c865f6505.jpg?v=0
All these images are scary, oowawa.
Strangely, I was reading through the collection of the 2008 Best Essays collection and ran across a line in a piece written by Charles Simic. The essay was about his Serbian ties and the craziness he witnessed occurring in the 90’s, things he wrote about from afar [and then, was accused of being a "renegade," or worse a CIA spy--when in doubt pull out the CIA card].
In any case, he quotes something his grandmother taught him, something that stuck as a kid growing up in post World War II, impossibly impoverished Yugoslavia:
“Beware of the so-called ‘great leaders’ and the collective euphorias they often excite.”
A blast from the past. That line jumped right out at me.
Simic’s grandmother may turn out to be a genuine prophet!
Peggy Sue, all of my in-laws were refugees from post-WWII Yugoslavia. They suffered under the Germans, the Russians, and finally under Tito’s Partisans. The horror in that region of Europe was extreme. If any people have a right to warn us about “the great leaders and the collective euphorias they often excite,” it is these populations.
Especially beware of those who are extolled as Great before they’ve actually DONE ANYTHING useful!
By their works, ye shall know them.