*yes you can* can
By American Girl in Italy on February 7, 2009 at 4:59 PM in Current Affairs
Inspired recently by the $1 trillion dollar cr-p sandwich being served up by Congress, and the over abundance of Obama merchandise, we bring you the Obama inspired *Cr-p Can*!
The Cr-p Can comes in two lovely models:
*Yes You Can Can* – in both large or small sizes, perfect for inspiring the little ones, who are potty training! “Yes You can, little Johnny, yes you can!”
or the
*Yes We Can Unity Can* – a great gift for family and friends! Take a ride on the Unity Pony Can!
Order now, and we will send you, not ONE, not TWO, but THREE *Crap Cans*.
All for the low, low price of $100 billion dollars!
Act now, and we will even throw in a Free Frisbee Golf Theme Park!
Be sure to check out the other Obama merchandise, actually for sale, like:
The Obama Chia Pet – Cha-Cha-cha-Changia!
The Obama vibrator – YES! YES! YES! I Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
The Obama Paper Towels – Yes! we can make a mess, AND clean it up!
The Obama Glow in the Dark Bottle Stop – Yes!! You can still find your booze even after the electric company shuts off your power!
Obama Finger Puppet – Pick a finger….
The Obama Hand Puppet – It’s very life like.
Obama Peanut Butter and Jelly – Yes You Can make your own crap sandwich!
Obama Soap on a Rope – Because, really? Haven’t we bent over enough?
I Kiss Barack Chap Stick – Created exclusively for the Media, now available to everyone!
Be a part of history, and call NOW!
60% Off at $84.00: 
OR buy the DVD version for 40% off at $20.99: 
DVD Version: 
- An account of the steady growth of President Clinton as a master of the game of nations.
