Top Ten Reasons Obama is Appearing on Jay Leno
By NewHampster on March 18, 2009 at 12:15 AM in Current Affairs, Obama
Yes indeedy people. Our great leader, his Oliness The Foist, will be on the Tonight Show this Thursday, March 19, 2009. The first sitting President of the United States of America to appear on an evening comedy show.
Thursday, March 19
President Barack Obama will be making his first sit-down talk show appearance since becoming elected.
Top Ten Reasons Obama is Appearing on Jay Leno
10 – Letterman was an early supporter of Hillary Clinton
9 – John Stewart is too busy fixing the economy
8 – He’s itching for a tour of Jay’s garage
7 – Axelrod refused to lower himself and go on the show
6 – Now that she’s covered up her arms, Michelle is no longer sexy enough for prime time
5 – The handlers think he’ll look good to fat guys watching over their huge bellys
4 – W lowered respect for the position so far, Obama figures who cares if he’s on a joke show
3 – Right leaning Jay is just so compatible with Bambi
2 – He was invited and cannot pass up any chance to hear his own voice
And the number one reason his Oliness the Foist is appearing on Jay Leno
1 – He’s auditioning to replace the weekly address with a nightly Hour in the Oval with Barack
The guy just can’t sit still and actually govern. I mean some of us knew he was nothing more than an excellent student of teleprompter but to continue to campaign is well, odd. But I know why. He is smarter than us. He’s known all along that he has no skills to do real work so he is following in the lead of Ronny the Great. Obama is a figurehead, pitchman for the incompetent ones who are trying to run the country. He is the over paid CEO.
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WHAT? Why is the president of the United States (it gives me no great comfort writing that) appearing on a late night talk show? This douche has no respect for the office of the president. Please God smite the dweeb.
Obama’s poll numbers are eroding and positve public sentiment as far as his ability to execute of office of the president is steadily decreasing.
So, OneBigAzzMistakeAmerica is using his “we like the guy” clout, the only thing he’s got left, before he slips into incompetency hell.
It’s not gonna work, but it’s all that left in his bag of magic tricks.
I refer you to Rasmussen Reports only a five point lead in approval over disapproval and that number is in the 30’s.
Obama is lower in favorability ratings at the commensurate time than Bush was in his first term.
It doesn’t bode well for his oliness.
We won’t be watching Jay that night.
I think America is starting to figure out that SCAMpaign mode is all there is to this new POTUS. It’s just a matter of time before all Obama will have left is that iron clad 30% comprised of bots who just refuse to open their eyes. GWB held together his 30%, even during his worse days.
The press at the WH has is finally asking serious questions about the fraud. And guess what, he is not appearing in front of the press to answer the questions. So, now he has to go and be a comedian, entertaining, making jokes about the economy. How things are so bad since the great depression and again how things are not that bad. What a joke?
Every time I see Obama on TV I get so constipated I had to take shit just to get through the day. I really feel sorry for anyone who voted for this moron.
How big an ass can you be if you and can make GWB speechless. Speaking in Canada, Bush said Obama deserved silence from him.
Geez – Obama is making George Bush look classy?
not a very hard job.lol.
OisaFraud
Absolutely! I agree with the reason for Bushie to keep his mouth shut. Obummer must be even better than Dubbya….
I don’t know if you’ve seen Bush’s reception in
Canada!!!!
The demonstrators in the right-wing-neo-conservative capital of Oil City Calgary in Alberta threw their SHOES AT DUBBYA!!!Quite a show and really enjoyable!
Bush/Obama. I’m looking at the same clueless,incompetent, out of circulation Coin. Now you tell me: Who’s the head and who’s the Tail, eh?
His appearance is probably part of his diversion plan for World Order..
get the folks to love him more, and they won’t see it coming…
I hope it’s OK to post this here….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAaQNACwaLw&eurl=http://www.infowars.com/review-the-obama-deception-by-alex-jones/
OT but did you see Napolitino doesn’t use the word “terrorism”? She prefers to call it “man-caused disasters”
This world is getting more and more absurd daily.http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,613330,00.html
SPIEGEL: Madame Secretary, in your first testimony to the US Congress as Homeland Security Secretary you never mentioned the word “terrorism.” Does Islamist terrorism suddenly no longer pose a threat to your country?
Napolitano: Of course it does. I presume there is always a threat from terrorism. In my speech, although I did not use the word “terrorism,” I referred to “man-caused” disasters. That is perhaps only a nuance, but it demonstrates that we want to move away from the politics of fear toward a policy of being prepared for all risks that can occur.
“Man caused disasters” conveniently ignores the female suicide bombers, once again proving sexism is alive and well in the Obama camp.
“Man-caused disasters” is a phrase I use to describe my love life not national security.
Reason to go on Leno:
Obama’s teleprompter is depressed his boss makes him look bad and wants to show America it is smarter than Leno’s cue cards.
heh.
0bama’s teleprompter is depressed ’cause of the Great
St. Patty’s Day Teleprompter SNAFU
President 0bama thanks President 0bama for the invitation…
You know, what we could do is a Mission Impossible type assignemtn to take over the teleprompter and load it with:
My fellow Americans, I Barack Obama do solemnly apologize for defrauding the American public and hereby resign and surrender myself to Patrick Fitzgerald for prosecution of my crimes.
that might be effective and an easy way to take him down. By the time he realizes what he has read, it will be too late.
giggle
silly
I like to quote you on that…. really great!
Man caused disaster makes me think of some elderly person who hits the gass instead of the brake in his car and runs over and injures a few people. It’s the smoker who throws his cigarette butt out the car window into a field and it catches on fire and ends up burning a few hundred acres. Both situations are regrettable but neither person intentionally planned on doing harm. “Disaster” to me implies seriousness but not necessarily premeditated planning or intent.
Strapping a bomb to your body and blowing up dozens of people is not a disaster – it’s murder. Hijacking a plane with the intention of running it into a building or bombing a busy train station or taking a gun to school and killing 10 fellow students are not disasters. They’re acts of terrorism and/or killing sprees and should be labeled with serious words where the meaning is definate.
So, if she doesn’t like the term terrorism, how about using “man caused mass murder” instead? That certainly defines it.
Lyn, I did hear about the Napolitano pronouncement. We no longer have acts of terrorism; we now have “man-caused disasters.”
This feeds right into Hampsters piece. The administration is beginning to look like a lame but dangerous joke. You cannot govern through “nuance” or popularity polls.
The glow on the American Idol president is beginning to wane. And if Obama wants to be a standup comic then he should step down and hit the Comedy Clubs, leave the governing to others.
What an incredible scam on the American public!
They seem to think that if they change the name of something, then that changes the thing. Classic Bush-think! Remember, Obama was “selected,” not elected.
The delusion must be carried out!
Obama is a gift to politics.
Terrorism is just some humans behaving badly.
Spending money you don’t have will magically put more money in your piggy bank.
Socialism is good for you.
Hillary and Palin were not abused by the media.
The media told the whole truth about Obama before the election.
Obama is qualified to be president both by experience and birth.
The illusion must be carried out in order for his Oliness to be the messiah!!!
Hence, That One will be dragging Leno’s ratings down on Thursday to get that message across, in case you missed it the first time.
That’s not delusion, that’s Pravda. Which means Truth in Russian, and was(is?) the name of the leading newspaper in Russia during the Bolshevik years. Their editorial policy was very similar to what you call delusion. We are closer to being the USSA than you think. Be afraid, be very afraid.
More OT (Another Ombama act slid by, that makes us less safe)
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/mar/17/guns-on-a-plane-obama-secretly-ends-program-that-l/
Obama secretly ends program that let pilots carry guns
After the September 11 attacks, commercial airline pilots were allowed to carry guns if they completed a federal-safety program. No longer would unarmed pilots be defenseless as remorseless hijackers seized control of aircraft and rammed them into buildings.
Now President Obama is quietly ending the federal firearms program, risking public safety on airlines in the name of an anti-gun ideology.
The Obama administration this past week diverted some $2 million from the pilot training program to hire more supervisory staff, who will engage in field inspections of pilots.
This looks like completely unnecessary harassment of the pilots. The 12,000 Federal Flight Deck Officers, the pilots who have been approved to carry guns, are reported to have the best behavior of any federal law enforcement agency. There are no cases where any of them has improperly brandished or used a gun. There are just a few cases where officers have improperly used their IDs.
More at link
Will this guy EVER do any work? Of course, He’s never worked in his life.
I am so sick of this perpetual campaign. Can someone please wean him away from his teleprompter?
man-caused disasters? Sounds like Jimmy Carter talk.
and we used to make fun of Bush-speak and all of Bushco’s euphemisms.
I was thinking you were wrong about Obama being “the first sitting president to appear on an evening comedy show,” remembering Nixon’s appearance on Laugh-In back in 1968–but it turns out that was in September ‘68, and Nixon allegedly credited his win in November to that brief bit.
“Sock it to me?”
I remember that!
Judy Carnes was harassed for the rest of her life by oafs throwing stuff or hitting her while uttering that phrase, “Sock it to me!” in public.
GROOVY PREZ. IS A REAL SWEETIE!
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NH, I think I read something months ago about Obama’s ambitions to be a stand-up comedienne. I think he wanted to be a fiction novelist too. Well, there’s two ambitions he has fulfilled now if he could just be president….
I prefer he not be President.
This man has no class and really doesn’t understand the gravitas of being President. So many call him elegant but I say he is merely crass. Take the obvious diss of Gordon Brown on his first visit along with referring to everyone as “you guys”, turning up the thermostat so he can work in shirt sleeves etc.
The latest is that during a White House dinner, Senator Chuck Schumer was heard on an unintentional open mike complaining about the small portions served and said that he decided that he could always fill up on rolls but alas, there were no rolls.
While I am sure that Barack and Michelle eat like this, it is presumptuous and thoughtless to assume that everyone else does. I know that when I have guests, I always provide more than enough food and a greater variety than I would eat on an ordinary day so that different appetites will be satisfied. Even though this may seem to be a petty complaint, I believe it speaks volumes about attitude.
I do not consider a dinner party to be a success unless my guests complain of being overfed. But that’s a Southern thing, hospitality by food. LOL Too bad that Obummer doesn’t realize that Washington is temperamentally a Southern city. And technically too, it’s below the Mason-Dixon line. So perhaps a little Southern hospitality would not be amiss. Especially at the White House where hospitality should be a byword.
Is he sandwiched in between Carrot Top and Kathy Griffin? What a ridiculous move.
This man needs to sit his ass down in the Oval Office and do some work for a change. Posing for covers of magazines, flying all over he country in campaign mode, attending basketball games and taking mini vacations while the country goes through one crisis after another is not the hallmark of leadership.
This presidency so far is a joke. This administration is looking no better than the one before with one exception: they had a neo con agenda they wished to push through. This bunch can’t even find the door.
lol!!!
Your post is something I would say.
lol especially @:
“This man needs to sit his ass down in the Oval Office and do some work for a change.”
But I think that many, many people are starting to realize that he is a joke. I met a brotha from Louisiana who said that Obama is Bush III AND he said that he knows that Hillary was the better choice. I couldn’t believe it.
I had to go ahead and take his number, lol.
His politics match mine, we’ll see if we are compatible, because as I’ve said repeatedly, I can’t date anyone that supports Obama. I’m a part of the unassimilated and it just wouldn’t work.
A big hello to Obamastolemyboyfriend.
Again, great post PJ.
Hey, I changed my name to polticalidentitycrisis now because i don’t care that Obamastolemyboyfriend. I have a new boyfriend now who has a brain.
But anyway, Hi back at you! There should really be an independent voter dating site. The dems have one and so do the repubs. I’m sith you, there is nothing you can have in commen with a bot and it would be too exhausting to try to educate one, even if they had potential!
Sorry bout the typos!!!! Ahhhh!
Thinker
I loved your post…good luck on the Compatability circuit! You are so right in your approach!!!!
Keep the faith sister!
Yet another part of the hoi polloi Unassimilated!
Wow.
The celebrity President.
This man is such a clown.
Not just clown…Ass Clown.
check this out: 5 myths about Obama!
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0309/20118.html
interesting shame it wasn’t written months ago
Obama is the ultimate man-made disaster. The man has no sense of dignity for the office of POTUS.
Obama is living out the “Peter Principle”. He is functioning at the level of his incompetence. I am apalled that a sitting president will be on late night TV with another clown. This demeans the office of the President of the United States. It can’t demean him though, he’s as low as they come. Can you picture Nancy Pelosi doing this?
oh.yes..she just hasn’t been asked.
Does he know that he is the leader of this country yet (I CAN’T BRING MYSELF TO CALL HIM OUR PRESIDENT) or that he won a role of president in Hollywood. What a joke going on late night TV.
I am waiting for an Obummer impersonator to come out with.. “I am not a real President, I just play one on TV.” It would be sad, but true.
Times are changing, if the prexy wants to go on TV no big deal. Leno is soon done anyway and Conan O’Brian will be taking over. The same day his close friend and mentor will be speechifying at Millersville University here in good ole Lancaster county PA.
The Newsweek rag was delivered to my house yesterday.
Sadly they bitch slapped Palin again over her daughter’s breakup with her boyfriend.
Newsweek expressed regret that “Grandma Sarah” was not VP, because the “Obamas and the Bidens” will not produce the “juicy scandal” that Palins would have.
I have 2 problems with this blurb, other than that it should be in National Enquirer, not Newsweek.First, it assumes that the Obamas and the Bidens will not have a sexual scandal in the next 3+ years…maybe an admission that it will not be covered?
Second, since when is a teen pregnancy a “juicy scandal”? No wonder NEWSWEEK is so WEAK.
It seems like a negative space moment..like it’s really bad with AIG and everything but at least we don’t have that stupid idiot Palin in the White House with her trash family…
ugh.
Did cancel the subscription and send it back with that written in the note?
Someone needs to tell Newsweek that the VP doesn’t live at the White House. The VP lives at Number One Observatory Circle on the United States Naval Observatory. Anyone can find that out by googling it. So much for journalism. They can’t even do a web search for it and find out the actual residence for the VP. I did. See?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_One_Observatory_Circle
As many screw-ups that Bush had, the man went to work every day. He had a structured, organized day and worked at the WH. This joke of a Pres. uses taxpayer dollars to fly all over the place giving tele speeches and then, when home, having parties. Seems that way anyhow. I am so sick of seeing his face on the news shows speaking here, there and everywhere except where he should be—-at the WH. His writers must have no fingers left and never get to sleep because they have to feed the telelprompters hour after hour. What a disaster.
I feel the same way!
I bet you they talk about basketball, especially March Madness.
I’m starting a teleprompter business.
Speaking of March Madness OxyCon, here’s a blurb about Obama making his Final Four prediction about the tourney.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/ESPNSports/comments?type=story&id=7110802
I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIS BASKETBALL PICKS, DO YOUR JOB AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!!!
I can’t believe it’s only the middle of March and this party boy loon has done this much damage to our country. People are losing their jobs. Electricity and gas theft is up around the country but hey don’t worry, President Douchebag has his Final Four all lined up!
Revolution time people revolution, before we have no country left.
I think I will tune in to Letterman tonight. I bet it will be a gas!
About Obama’s appearance on Leno
You have got to love the way the British word things:
“Obama to make history with Leno as he becomes the first sitting president to appear on chat show”
It’s almost like they don’t take it seriously.
Heheh.
Odinga Madness
till then
Will Obama ever return the over $75,000 taxpayers’ money he doled out to his cousin ODINGA in Kenya so he could win the election with the hope’ slogan? Odinga lost and went on murderous rampage leaving half a million homeless in Kenya–THANKS to Baracks and his Sharia Law cousin Odinga.
No one in the media questioned Obama’s going over to campaign in 06-07 in Kenya except the President who complained to the CBC and BBC that “Obama is just an inexperienced Senator getting involved in matters outside of his business as senator. He should not be interfering…he’s no diplomat!”
Imagine Obummer giving Odinga’s (billionaire slumlord) Kenyan Sharia law islamist party the big bucks so they can enact anti-woman legislation for stoning and burqa-covers for girls….Shameful indeed! but noone writes about it!
The Kenyan Government sent an official protest to the State Department regarding Obummer’s interference in their elections. They didn’t like it one bit. I do believe it is illegal for a Senator to influence or in any way interfere with the elections or government policies of another country. It simply isn’t done. Until now, by Obummer. Imagine the outrage if say, one of the Kennedys, Senator or Representative, had gone to Ireland to campaign for one of their candidates in an election. I shudder to think. They are, I assume, always welcome in their homeland as long as they remember they aren’t natives anymore, just visiting their roots. But anything more than that while in office is against not only our laws, but theirs too. Obummer apparently doesn’t think the laws apply to him.
LMAO. Excellent, NH.
That oval must be a ring of fire across from his mansion on the river Styx.
Please listen and sent it out. The people of America MUST KNOW THIS!! A must to hear this !!!! GOS HELP US……Get it out to all you know by email-blogs everywhere….This can not be over looked
This just in -
http://www.worldviewradio.com/play.php?EpisodeID=11125
OBAMA’S DOCUMENTED TIES
TO COERCIONIST
ORGANIZATIONS & INDIVIDUALS
From New Zealand -
Mr. Trevor Loudon, a gentleman in New Zealand, has extensively referenced and documented Obama’s ties to coercionist organizations. As Mr. Loudon explains in a recent radio interview (see link below), he is concerned about America because ultimately New Zealand’s freedom depends upon America’s freedom.
The original message describing Mr. Loudon’s sixty-nine documents regarding Obama was sent by Mr. Richard O’Leary in the following message:
A dear friend of mine in Austrailia sent me this link to a radio broadcast
about Barack Obama’s past. We need to distribute this material to every
person we know. As you will soon learn, Obama is A VERY DANGEROUS
MAN! More dangerous than anyone knows, except a few select individuals.
http://www.worldviewradio.com:80/play.php?EpisodeID=11125
It is unbelievable that Obama was able to supress this information, but he
did, with the assistance of the American press. I’ve known Obama was a
hard core coercionist, but I had no idea that he was this evil. I take almost
everything I hear about anyone with a grain of salt, but the evidence in this
matter is irrefutable.
Please listen and sent it out. The people of America MUST KNOW THIS!!
OBAMA’S DOCUMENTED TIES
TO COERCIONIST
ORGANIZATIONS & INDIVIDUALS
From New Zealand -
Mr. Trevor Loudon, a gentleman in New Zealand, has extensively referenced and documented Obama’s ties to coercionist organizations. As Mr. Loudon explains in a recent radio interview (see link below), he is concerned about America because ultimately New Zealand’s freedom depends upon America’s freedom.
The original message describing Mr. Loudon’s sixty-nine documents regarding Obama was sent by Mr. Richard O’Leary in the following message:
A dear friend of mine in Austrailia sent me this link to a radio broadcast
about Barack Obama’s past. We need to distribute this material to every
person we know. As you will soon learn, Obama is A VERY DANGEROUS
MAN! More dangerous than anyone knows, except a few select individuals.
http://www.worldviewradio.com:80/play.php?EpisodeID=11125
It is unbelievable that Obama was able to supress this information, but he
did, with the assistance of the American press. I’ve known Obama was a
hard core coercionist, but I had no idea that he was this evil. I take almost
everything I hear about anyone with a grain of salt, but the evidence in this
matter is irrefutable.
Please listen and sent it out. The people of America MUST KNOW THIS!!
Maybe even send it to senator-congress- anyone-
lol still carrying the torch, eh? must suck to know the entire internet’s forgotten you. since Barack is president, your silly complaints mean nothing to anyone anymore.
take care guys.
has any one heard the knew one.Obama wanted to stop Military men and women from recieving health care for lost limbs.Wanted to pass a rule that they the military veterens would have to look for care from the private sector.Siad he could save 650 million or billion on turning down helping veterens with lost limbs any care for those lost limbs.What kind of Jack *** is he anyways to turn down veterens from recieving treatment for thier lost limbs Yes I am saying it over and over again Lost Limbs fighting our war for our freedom and Obama does not care.He is looking at how muhc money he can save the goverment.Also as of April 2st tobacco will go up again.but this timeso significant no one in the lower class will beable to smoke.Whether you agree with smoking or not overeating can be just as harmful as smoking.What happened to the right to pursue happiness Liberty and freedom.our constitutional rights.My tobacco since I started rolling my own is going up 18.00 to 25.00 more then what I am spending now on a pound of loose tobacco.Let raise taxes and lets make the sin tax outragious to,as well as the death tax will be back.He is a greedy pig and so is our goverment they are all in the tank for money and greed and do not care about the American People.
I can’t believe who you are. You are saying Obama does not know what to do? A graduate of Harvard that did not have a sugar daddy to help him stumble through college like the ex-president Bush? Bush, who had daddy keep him out of war, a former alcoholic and drug user, go for it you Bush lovers.
I guess you like a president that lies, cheats, starts a war on lies, can’t say five words without stumbling and gets us into a depression. I guess you guys never figured out that 80 percent of the people think you are wrong.
It seems that you forgot that the first 700 billion was from Bush’s term, but right wingers only come up with make believe, since they have no original thoughts of their own.
Wow. Easy on the wagon varnish, bot, there’s plenty more where that came from and That One will give it to you free of charge.
Your anointed one is another Bush, plain and simple. That you are too stupid or drunk on the Kool-Aide to realize it is your own fault.
Well said my frend, Obama is the 21st president. Shame on all you haters.
And those who say he never does any work, try doing whay he does.
and we all thought bush going to texas every few months was bad. this bozo cant even stay in the white house for more than a few days at a time with out going back on the campain trail, geting the adulation of the ,obama ,obama chants.
they should take of the wheels of airforce 1, so he cant escape washington.