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Top Ten Reasons Obama is Appearing on Jay Leno

By NewHampster on March 18, 2009 at 12:15 AM in Current Affairs, Obama

Yes indeedy people.  Our great leader, his Oliness The Foist, will be on the Tonight Show this Thursday, March 19, 2009.  The first sitting President of the United States of America to appear on an evening comedy show.

O LenoThursday, March 19
President Barack Obama will be making his first sit-down talk show appearance since becoming elected.

Top Ten Reasons Obama is Appearing on Jay Leno

10 – Letterman was an early supporter of Hillary Clinton

9 – John Stewart is too busy fixing the economy

8 – He’s itching for a tour of Jay’s garage

7 – Axelrod refused to lower himself and go on the show

6 – Now that she’s covered up her arms, Michelle is no longer sexy enough for prime time

5 – The handlers think he’ll look good to fat guys watching over their huge bellys

4 – W lowered respect for the position so far, Obama figures who cares if he’s on a joke show

3 – Right leaning Jay is just so compatible with Bambi

2 – He was invited and cannot pass up any chance to hear his own voice

And the number one reason his Oliness the Foist is appearing on Jay Leno

1 – He’s auditioning to replace the weekly address with a nightly Hour in the Oval with Barack

The guy just can’t sit still and actually govern.  I mean some of us knew he was nothing more than an excellent student of teleprompter but to continue to campaign is well, odd.  But I know why.  He is smarter than us.  He’s known all along that he has no skills to do real work so he is following in the lead of Ronny the Great.  Obama is a figurehead, pitchman for the incompetent ones who are trying to run the country.  He is the over paid CEO.

Cross posted from Partizane