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Obama Caps Perfect Season. Wins No Quarter Trophy. Leaves No Doubt as to who is the Biggest Ass on the American Political Landscape.

Toast Obama
A Toast to the Biggest Ass on the American Political Landscape

When the tournament started, there were 64 entries. In the end, did it really matter how many teams were in the field? No one was up to the task of challenging Barack Obama for the No Quarter Trophy. He easily won his first National Championship as the Biggest Ass on The American Politcal Landscape with a textbook dismantling of Donna Brazile in the finals 69-31. The match was never close and give “The Little EngineThat Could” The Big Caboose credit, this was Obama’s closest match of the entire tournament.

It was the end of a Cinderella run for Brazile. The fourth seed in the At Large Bracket knocked off two top seeds, Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann to reach the finals. The slick moves and persistent play of Obama was just too much for her inside power game. She tried to use her size and strength to her advantage, but Obama was just too quick to pin down and he easily glided around her gigantic frame.

Whether brushing off his shoulder, flipping the bird, ignoring the blatant misogyny emanating from his supporters and never once disavowing false claims of racism aimed at his critics, Barack Obama has proven to be an ass of historic proportions for an entire season. Since becoming President, he has not let his game slip a bit. Insulting the mentally challenged, bowing to Saudi Kings and spending our nation into oblivion, he has proven to have the staying power of a great champion. It is easy to see him potentially challenging Richard Nixon’s record of five straight titles.

Looking at this years challengers, who really has the game to step up and challenge him next year? This was Brazile’s best shot. Expect her to fade away. Pelosi, Reid, Olbermann, Michelle Obama, Timothy Geithner? It’s hard to imagine anyone challenging the one next season.

Then again, few of us imagined at the begining of the season, that Barack Obama would emerge and dust the field. So there is always hope for the others. For now, it is undisputed. President Barack Obama is the National Champion. Congratulations on your first No Quarter Trophy. You sir are undoubtedly the Biggest Ass on the American Political Landscape!

Thanks to everyone who voted and played along. Feel free to comment below.

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Comment by catherine | 2009-04-12 11:05:50

Let me be the first to congratulate the asshole. Congratulations Barky!

 

Comment by I'm a Linda too | 2009-04-12 11:06:48

I’ll drink to that!
…it may be coffee, but it’s the real stuff!

Comment by snosandy | 2009-04-12 11:45:33

He’s such an arrogant ass he even toasts himself for receiving the award.

Comment by I'm a Linda too | 2009-04-12 12:04:39

 
 
 

Comment by termo | 2009-04-12 11:14:52

OBama: The reincarnation of Neville Chamberlain. Heaven help us all.

Comment by oowawa | 2009-04-12 12:16:06

And he thinks he’s the reincarnation of Wilt Chamberlain.

Comment by Ferd Berfle | 2009-04-12 12:47:24

And has all the qualifications of a chambermaid. Well, actually, he doesn’t, but that is another story entirely.

Comment by oowawa | 2009-04-12 13:26:52

“a chambermaid”–Right Ferd! That certainly fits better than “Wilt Chamberlain.” Well actually, maybe He towers above “Wilt the Stilt” in some respects: “The Big Dipper” claimed only 20,000 female conquests, whereas I repeatedly hear The One has some 69,000,000 worshipful adorers . . .

Comment by Ferd Berfle | 2009-04-12 13:36:05

For sure, oowawa.

whereas I repeatedly hear The One has some 69,000,000 worshipful adorers

What they now call adorers were once called groupies (and other phrases such a crew sl—). I think that term and/or phrase still fit.

 
 
 
 

Comment by FLDemFem | 2009-04-12 15:53:31

Just hope he never goes to Munich. He would probably make a joke about not speaking “Munchkin”. Those of you who speak German may get the attempted pun. Heh.

 
 

Comment by Ferd Berfle | 2009-04-12 11:16:57

That One could have won with both hands tied behind his back as he is the consummate ass, the very epitome of ass, the gold-standard of ass, and an ass than which no greater can be conceived. There, I feel better.

Comment by lee M | 2009-04-12 11:48:05

Well done, Ferd.

 

Comment by candymarl | 2009-04-12 12:39:37

Bravo Ferd.

 
 

Comment by Jay L | 2009-04-12 11:19:16

I can’t wait till the 2010 tourament

 

Comment by Jay L | 2009-04-12 11:19:38

I can’t wait till the 2010 tournament

 

Comment by Docelder | 2009-04-12 11:21:25

Deep down… I knew we would be seeing him in a dark suit, a white shirt and bow tie.

Comment by Portia Elizabeth | 2009-04-12 12:59:53

I’d prefer a nice set of stripes or possibly an orange jumpsuit.

Comment by NoTrollZone | 2009-04-13 10:01:18

hear, hear!

 
 
 

Comment by imustprotest | 2009-04-12 11:22:04

Well at least he can put this contest on his resume as a race he actually WON, legitimately!

Comment by Ferd Berfle | 2009-04-12 11:29:01

LMAO. There’s a first time for everything.

 
 

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-12 11:28:49

I doubt he even won this one legitimately. Probably some ACORN Bots showed and double voted. I was banking on Brazile because the Fraud is just a junkie low life and Brazile is actually venal enough to have played every dirty trick to get him “selected” and screw Hillary. Well, I would have been happy with either. Congrats Frankenbama! May you depart the White House before the God awful four years.

 

Comment by fif | 2009-04-12 11:37:15

As much as I detest Brazile, she has not had the opportunities to display her a*sworthiness on the political landscape. Invariably, when she shows up, she does an excellent job of confirming what a superior a*s she is, but Obama is on stage 24/7, so she is no match for him. If it wasn’t for the media covering for him at every opportunity, the world would also know what a truly unmatched a*s he really is. They are finding out.

 

Comment by Paul Crew | 2009-04-12 11:40:45

Happy Easter to the hypocrites on this site who think they are disciples of Jesus yet attack the president and his family so viciously. You are definitely not with God and should be ashamed of yourselves. Pathetic.

Comment by imustprotest | 2009-04-12 11:56:33

Are you saying Obowma is Jesus??? LOL!!!

 

Comment by lee M | 2009-04-12 11:59:49

Happy Easter to you also Mr. Crew, and if you think we are hypocrites you’ve got it all wrong. A hypocrite is one who professes to believe and think one way but actually does the opposite. That would describe Mr. Obama.

We here on this blog don’t pretend to feel one way and act another. We express our true feelings up front. That is not being a hypocrite.

To be with God does not mean that you must follow like sheep a man who has no morals just because he was able to steal the highest office in the land.

 

Comment by SusanUnPC | 2009-04-12 12:06:00

Who said we’re disciples of Jesus? Unlike a lot of sites, we have a very eclectic mix religiously — from heathens to believers who don’t go to church much to a Hindu or two to Muslims to Catholics and on and on.

Oh, and of the nitpicky arguments against our blog, yours ranks towards the top of the most irrelevant and illogical I’ve seen in a while.

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-12 12:08:17

I think the trolls have come out in full force again because the Fraud is screwing up more than usual. Between the Bow, the Pirates, the Pizza incident LMFAO….Lots of stuff to cause Bot concern. They grasp at anything they can to blast anyone who tells the truth about the Stoner in Chief.

Comment by catherine | 2009-04-12 12:18:58

And let’s not forget the pedophile brother Samson Obama. The British media is on it. Of course our media is covering for Barky like usual.

Comment by imustprotest | 2009-04-12 12:22:08

Of course they’re *all over* the dog story!

 

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-12 12:24:33

Oops, I forgot about the big one…the completely ludicrous, waste of time, America Sucks World Tour. The backlash to which has earned the Fraud the nickname “President Pantywaist.” ROFLMAO.

Comment by foxyladi14 | 2009-04-12 17:25:21

suits him to a T

 
 
 
 
 

Comment by Ferd Berfle | 2009-04-12 12:17:42

Happy Easter to the hypocrites on this site who think they are disciples of Jesus yet attack the president and his family so viciously.

Hey, Goober, who said everyone on this website was a Christian? For all you know there could be a few Jews sprinkled through the commenters here.

As for “attacking the president and his family”, he is the one who started this skirmish with he outright lies, distortions, omissions, deflections, and blame-shifting. We’ve just called him on it, dim-bulb.

Comment by AnnieCollier | 2009-04-12 17:03:39

 
 

Comment by James Guglielmino | 2009-04-12 12:26:02

WHOA, I wouldn’t have put it quite that way, but good job.
Gug

 

Comment by Portia Elizabeth | 2009-04-12 13:02:33

Paul, have you forgotten how Jesus chased the monylenders out of the temple? Even he, with his forbearance, knew a scoundrel when he saw one.

Comment by AnnieCollier | 2009-04-12 17:00:56

And he didn’t ask them to go nicely either!

 
 

Comment by jwrjr | 2009-04-12 14:10:46

The Commandment says that “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor”. That clears us as we are telling the truth about Obama. Compare that with the things that he and his disciples said about Clinton, McCain, and Palin and tell me who is “bearing false witness”.

Comment by snosandy | 2009-04-12 15:41:45

 
 

Comment by AnnieCollier | 2009-04-12 16:59:14

Hypocrite? Where? You’ve mistaken us for Barry who constantly says one thing then does another. It must really bother you bots that you have to look the other way and stuff it.

 

Comment by Diana L. C. | 2009-04-13 10:22:12

Even Jesus became extremely nasty toward the money changers at the temple. Sometimes there is real need for righteous anger.

 
 

Comment by SoCalDem | 2009-04-12 11:42:58

I think maybe the world knows hes an ass. Its the idiots here that take a little more time to wake up from their safe slumber.

 

Comment by Tricia Spiegel | 2009-04-12 11:43:11

I consistently voted for the so-called news personalities. If they had been doing their job, we wouldn’t be having this outcome.

Comment by oowawa | 2009-04-12 12:01:39

Well Tricia, I guess that “The Braz” was also a news personality, and she was a worthy choice. But I too was looking forward to seeing Tweetie or Herr Olbermann in the finals. It would have been so funny watching them trying to defend against the Mighty O’s powerful “game” while bowing, scraping, and genuflecting at the same time. I guess they will have to get their eternal rewards elsewhere.

 
 

Comment by James Guglielmino | 2009-04-12 11:44:24

Let me be perhaps the ONLY sentient person on this blog by showing my immense disdain for your idiotic “award.” WHERE on earth is this doltishness,this fatuousness, this utter feeble-mindedness,coming from? Obama earned the respect of every single person here when he removed shrub Bush’s onerous and odious gutting of Freedom of Information Act. It would be nice if you folk would try to demonstrate that you have even two neurons connected.
Gug

Comment by imustprotest | 2009-04-12 11:54:55

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….must take breath…hahahahahahahahaha! Oh, you were serious???

 

Comment by Docelder | 2009-04-12 11:55:08

So, I take it then you voted for Brazile? How does that saying go? Win with grace… lose with dignity.

 

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-12 11:55:20

James…you’re a moron…Your boss EXPANDED the snooping into people’s private business and lives. Do you read or watch the news??? Only a moron bot would come here and spout lies. Your boss is 10 times MORE “onerous” and you’re a disaster for being so frigging stupid that you don’t know it.

Comment by candymarl | 2009-04-12 12:55:57

FedUp is correct. Even Keith Olberman said Obama’s expansion of those spying powers was ‘worse than Bush’.

Just like the commenter who praised Obama for taking care of vets and the troops. One of his most recent acts was to try to cut veterans benefits. The national head of the American Legion was quite upset.
He and the heads of the other service organizations wrote Obama a letter of protest. Those troops will be vets one day and he’s trying to cut their benefits.

Do these folks who say these things read?

Comment by Ferd Berfle | 2009-04-12 13:15:04

Do these folks who say these things read?

Oh, I think they can read, or at least mouth the words. They can also post a boatload of gobbledegook. Their comprehension appears to be where the wheels come off.

 
 

Comment by James Guglielmino | 2009-04-12 13:06:28

Well, Fedup, let me help you…..I am my *own* boss, a proud “blue collar” member of the proletariat. (an oxymoron, of course)

Do yourself a favor and go look at the recent history. Jeeez, Fedup, it only happened about THREE months ago. Even you should be able to find it. Obama removed shrub Bush’s fiat that gutted FOIA. Yeah, it’s all there in writing. As a consequence, we know for sure and documented certainty that we tortured and in some cases health care workers were involved and we are about to see the real Ray-gun, perhaps demonstrating for all to see that he was complicit in Iran/Contra. A little more pressure and we may yet see some of the cretins that defecated on the American flag by torturing tried.

I wasn’t happy with the Obama Justice Department argued that the government was protected by “sovereign immunity” from lawsuits because of a little-noticed clause in the Patriot Act. Having said that, if I am a “moron” for being hopeful that I can once again be proud of what my nations stands for, for the first time in many years, I’ll take that over whatever you are based on your reply to my comment….Actually, on reflection, I *know* what you are.
A friend provided the description:

“These people are idiots. They have always been idiots. If they work hard and study diligently, they may, someday, reach the state of being imbeciles. They will, however, never be able to reach the exalted state of being regarded as morons.” Hold up your hand, Fedup….well, if your brain is connected to your hand and you are able, hold up your hand. Son, I generally try to not get into battle of wits with unarmed folk.

Comment by AnnieCollier | 2009-04-12 17:14:46

if I am a “moron” for being hopeful that I can once again be proud of what my nations stands for, for the first time in many years,

That’s one more major place where we part company, Gug. See, most of us are always proud of our country…unlike you, MEchille, Barry and the rest of his minions who are selectively proud…when it’s going your way.

I have been opposed to various administrations (LBJ, Reagan, both Poppy and W Bush) but never, ever The United States of America. I’m proud to be an American citizen whose ancestors settled the country and I won’t let people like you tell me to leave.

 
 
 

Comment by catherine | 2009-04-12 12:01:13

Hey it’s Keith Obamaman! Keith, go back to gargling Barky’s marbles. That’s what you do best :)

 

Comment by Ferd Berfle | 2009-04-12 12:20:57

Oh, James, I think I hear the collective calling you back for further instructions. The talking points in your possession are last week’s so they need to upgrade your memory chip. You could have them work on that other really big chip on your shoulder, too, while they’re busy at it.

 

Comment by Portia Elizabeth | 2009-04-12 13:08:34

James, James, James…
Even an earthworm is a sentient being in that it can sense its surroundings. You, on the other hand, seem to sense that your comments have an impact here when they only serve to amuse the rest of us. I’m sure you don’t want to be compared unfavorably to a worm, do you?

 

Comment by FLDemFem | 2009-04-12 16:05:37

So now that the FOIA is back in full force, can we use it to find out what Obummer’s grades were and whether he was admitted to Columbia on a foreign exchange program? Or perhaps his law grades, or his birth certificate? Can we now use the FOIA to find out what he will not tell us??

 
 

Comment by pm317 | 2009-04-12 11:45:18

This was a great idea, Rob!! Why can’t we have some fun at their expense. If only they knew we were indeed serious too, a feat not as easily understood by gullible bots.

 

Comment by oowawa | 2009-04-12 11:48:49

Even I have to admit it: when it comes to being a world-class weenie, he’s really good.

Hilarious write-up Rob! I wish I could have heard you do the play-by-play!

 

Comment by KintheNorthwest | 2009-04-12 12:22:24

My question is —- Will anyone send Obama the trophy…

Comment by oowawa | 2009-04-12 12:39:27

Good question Kin. It suggests another question:

Hey Rob! What about the trophy! Can we have another contest for designing the winning trophy? O boy O boy O boy!!!

 
 

Comment by catherine | 2009-04-12 12:24:21

Get ready for more troll invasions people. As if the obots weren’t already on the verge of a nervous breakdown the British press is reporting on Barky’s pedophile brother Samson who attempted to rape a 13 year old girl in the UK and the NY Post has a story on Meechelle being the first FLOTUS to have a personal make up artist accompany her everywhere …as if the tax payers weren’t already overburdened.

Oh yes this is a family of MEGA historic Firsts!

Look out! Here come the trolls to “defend” their fuhrer!

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-12 12:26:48

Isn’t the “First Family” impressive? Criminals, illegal immigrants, squatters, liars, murderers, you name it. I really do think that someone should do the Fraud Family Tree as a thread. Especially after all the new info about the Fraud’s mother has been floating around.

Comment by catherine | 2009-04-12 12:32:27

What new info on mommy Stanley? Oh do share!

Oh, and not one word from the revolting, hypocritical obots who among other unforgivable slurs and smears about the Clintons had no qualms of conscience about the witch hunt they unleashed on the Palin family ESPECIALLY the children …all of whom are minors.

If you can’t take it don’t dish it out!

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-12 12:38:17

I have to find the link catherine. My group dug up a ton of stuff about Obama’s mother being into money laundering and real estate scams, etc. It’s huge stuff. Will go look.

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-12 12:43:14

Comment by catherine | 2009-04-12 13:02:01

Thanks I’mFedUp.
The real estate story might lead somewhere but the other stuff about Ann Dunham not being a US citizen (Lebanese connection) is a real stretch though,IMO.

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-12 13:10:22

catherine, you might be right. But the sad thing is that we have to dig around about the Fraud’s family because so much of it is lies, or hidden from us. I can’t remember a President in US History where so many facts were obfuscated and mysterious. Kinda makes you wonder about the Manchurian Candidate thing, which by now I’m believing.

Comment by Ferd Berfle | 2009-04-12 13:21:33

All the secretiveness of That One and his past are a big part of the reason why some of the stuff out there is a bit off-kilter. If the public could actually get some real information, a lot of the nonsense would go away. I still wonder what, exactly, he is hiding besides the potential happenstance that he isn’t an American citizen. No one goes to this much trouble and cost unless there is a lot of forensic evidence squirreled away in the closet.

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-12 13:31:13

Ferd, I think it’s pretty clear he’s not an American citizen…at least not a “Natural Born Citizen” as the Constitution requires. No one would pay all the legal fees for three law firms to hide their BC if they were legit. What a pathetic country that he’s getting away with it.

 

Comment by lorac | 2009-04-13 02:00:41

You know, I think we need the help of a superhero… but which would best suffice? They’d have to enter the inner sactum of Columbia and Harvard, they’d also have to travel abroad to discover the hidden treasures in elementary schools in Hawaii and Indonesia. Oh, and a Hawaiian High School as well. They’d have to melt through the walls in the Birth Certificate Palace, in order to abscond with the prized possession. And they’d have to scour the changes made in Obama’s passport records, and dig up the truth about his hidden medical records. For a little extra fun, they could find The Lost Senate Years – all that paperwork that he just can’t seem to put his hands on…

Since Obama is such a misogynist, I think it should be a female heroine to bring him down – Wonder Woman? The Cat Woman? hmmmmm I can’t remember my superheroes!

But he’s such a villian, bring on the superheroes!

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-13 02:04:31

Wonder Woman is right. I hope it IS a woman who ends up succeeding with the Fraud’s exposure and demise. Wouldn’t that just be karmic retribution all over the place? Funny thing is, it could have been Hillary.

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Comment by KintheNorthwest | 2009-04-12 13:05:17

Whats sad is stuff like this would have been taken as Gospel Truth if it were about Palin, Clinton or McCain.

I have a feeling that by the time the Obama mess is all over Nobody, Nobody will have any faith in the media.

 
 

Comment by catherine | 2009-04-12 12:43:44

Please do. Thank you.

 
 
 

Comment by AnnieCollier | 2009-04-12 17:19:10

A fine family tree. You forgot the wife beating alcoholic, child abandoning, Senior Obama.

Comment by lorac | 2009-04-13 02:03:07

That should be a visual – someone should draw his family tree up, complete with illnesses, divorces, crimes, etc.

 

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-13 02:05:42

LMAO Annie…well, they always say that the fish stinks from the head.

 
 
 

Comment by oowawa | 2009-04-12 12:30:50

Move on, move on. There’s nothing to see here. Keep your eyes on the road ahead: it leads to the Land of Hope, Peace, and Prosperity. Just ignore that bleeding hunk of steaming junk by the side of the road.

Comment by foxyladi14 | 2009-04-12 17:35:26

after all it,s only America..

 
 
 

Comment by Seattle Moss | 2009-04-12 12:37:05

Here is some feedback from my local church…

Obama supporters are either scared about the capitulation of American power in the world or they are trying to make excuses by telling me Obama is not a Marxist and that we aren’t going socialist.
All of these folks are concerned about the rising Godlessness and the lack of concern for traditional values.

Those that voted against Obama are pissed off mad as heck at those that voted for the wussy wimp.

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-12 12:39:34

It’s really easy for me Seattle Moss…I HATE anyone who voted for Obama. ANYONE. Period. They destroyed my country. End of story.

Comment by Seattle Moss | 2009-04-12 12:55:51

Hey Fed Up

Happy Easter to you my patriotic friend…

I’m always the diplomat since I deal with thousands of people on a regular basis.
I agree and hate these anti-American scum just like you.
Most people know how I voted and my passion for business,liberty and self determination.
These stupid bots are coming to me now seeking forgiveness.

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-12 12:58:29

There is NO forgiveness for voting for the Stoner in Chief. NONE. We tried to warn everyone. Now we suffer, and potentially die for it. Screw them all.

 
 

Comment by Portia Elizabeth | 2009-04-12 12:58:10

That’s how I felt last fall. To the point of cutting off contact with a good friend I’d known since 3rd grade.
But my anger evolved as I watched (with a great deal of glee as it happens), while the Great Orator’s lies began to be exposed and his ineptitude became harder and harder to ignore. Now I just feel pity for these Obots. Because the ones with any sense are beginning to see him for his true worth and are growing regretful; the ones too feeble-minded to realize what they’ve done must be tolerated for their handicaps. Not forgiven, but tolerated.

And it’s sorta fun to bait them because we know they aren’t up to the task of supplying any actual arguments to support their outrageous claims.

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-12 13:14:01

I don’t feel sorry for the friends I have who voted for the Fraud. I TRIED to tell them, sent the emails, articles, videos, links, etc. and I got called all kinds of names. Now they get to pay for what they did. Some day I might be as charitable as you are about it. But today I’m not. Just yesterday I had to write a friend an email and tell her I couldn’t deal with her anymore. When I asked her WHY she was voting for the Fraud she said “let me ask my husband.”

To start with, women fought for the vote and she has to ask her husband who to vote for? But she still won’t listen and she makes it a “Republican” thing that I don’t like Obama. Never mind that she knows I didn’t vote for Bush either time and wasn’t a Republican until this year. Ughhh…these people piss me off.

Comment by AnnieCollier | 2009-04-12 17:28:51

They are very anger provoking, I agree. I’ve come to the point of seeing that there’s something in their mental make up disallowing them to think independently. My old friends were fine with me so long as I was against the VietNam war, despised Reagan and Bush. As I began to dig deeper into the workings of the last election and come to my own independent conclusion, suddenly I was their enemy. But it never was group think that put me in their court before…simply my values. And they abandoned those values to go along to get along for the ego satisfaction of being back in power via the Dimocrat party. I don’t miss them at all. I pray for them and for BO/MO…that they wake up.

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-13 01:58:20

I went to an Easter party today where there were about ten people. Eight of us can’t stand Obama and all of them, but me, are Dimocrats. We started to discuss politics, the world, Obama, etc., and the next thing we knew the two Obama supporters left the dining room table with their food, went to eat in the living room, and didn’t speak to us until they left. It was so awkward and bizarre. They can’t hear one truthful word about what a moron and disaster Zero is. Very odd behavior from the Bots.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Comment by Ima Blue Dot in Texas | 2009-04-12 12:43:30

Congrats to Barry on being this year’s Biggest Ass! And like any champ, he made it look so effortless!

Comment by Ferd Berfle | 2009-04-12 12:49:23

All he had to do was say “present” and the award was his.

 

Comment by avwrobel | 2009-04-12 15:04:19

Nice Ima Blue Dot! I prefer the term ‘Biggest Effeminate Ass’ for precious. An honorary title.

 
 

Comment by Arabella Trefoil | 2009-04-12 12:55:42

Darn it. I was, and remain, a Donna Brazile voter.

Still, Obama won this race. The Queen is dead, long live the King!

Comment by Ferd Berfle | 2009-04-12 13:02:03

There’s always 2010. Who knows, she could be the comeback polecat.

Comment by Arabella Trefoil | 2009-04-12 13:06:39

I really hope she makes an attempt in 2010. You can do it, Donna!

I’m off to celbrate Easter with my family. Usually thre is a tacit agreement to avoid politics. But after Caroline Kennedy’s rejection as ambassador to the Vatican my turbo Irish Catholic family may start in.

At least the food will be good.

Comment by Ferd Berfle | 2009-04-12 13:08:38

Good luck, Arabella.

 
 
 
 

Comment by Scranton4Hillary | 2009-04-12 13:03:07

If O-bomb-a is the biggest ass then Brazilnut is certainly the widest load!

Comment by foxyladi14 | 2009-04-12 17:40:44

ROFLMAO…………

 

Comment by Ferd Berfle | 2009-04-12 17:47:06

It is a two-tripper, for sure.

 
 

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-12 13:04:16

 

Comment by Agust | 2009-04-12 13:09:54

Sorry I am late. I was fishing the West Side ballot boxes out of the Chicago River. I am sure they are full of votes for me. I want a recount.

-JJ Jr.

 

Comment by Seattle Moss | 2009-04-12 13:32:17

How many of you are going to the Tea party this week.
Seattle was the first to have a tax revolt party..
Even surprised me!

I will be standing in front with my two signs

Vote
Liberty over Tyranny
Mark Levin
President 2012

When I get on the news I will reveal my second sign

Comment by Seattle Moss | 2009-04-12 13:36:32

Hey folks..

I have an idea for my second sign, but maybe some of you can help me out with what to put on the sign.

I will make sure it gets photographed with yours truly and post it on NQ….

suggestions please!

 

Comment by James Guglielmino | 2009-04-12 13:54:27

Why is it that the majority of posts here seem to come from places like College Republicans and Young Republicans, maybe Alaskan Young Republicans? Why are so many of you “darling folk” so ignorant of *fact* and so desirous of walking on the dark side of innuendo, unimportance, nonsense and outright lies?
This post came from a friend on a talk list that I attend. I couldn’t help but think of ya’ll:

“According to Jane Hamsher at firedoglake, Neil Cavuto has been trying to
shake the impression that Fox Noise is going overboard in promoting, er I
mean, covering the upcoming Teabag demonstrations. He says: “We are
going to be in the middle of these protests because at Fox, we do not pick
and choose these rallies and protests. We were there for the Million Man
March, even though, as I pointed out, it turned out to be well shy of a
million men. We were there for the Iraq war protest, and the protest
against the Iraq war protest. So you see, we really don’t decide what
populist causes matter — just that when a whole lot of people gather in a
while lot of towns and cities across America, it is indeed worth checking
out not just shutting down.”

Jane points out that the Million Man March occurred In October 1995. Faux News went on the air in October 1996.

Math is hard…
Look at the numbers. The St. Petersburg Times has an Obameter that has record of Obama’s promises and his track record on keeping them. There will be plenty of things to criticize him about. Why is it so important to you to criticize him and his wife for non-issues and to promote lies? It is unbecomin

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-12 14:15:47

Uh oh, folks, we’ve had an upset. After a photo finish, the judges have declared that it’s actually James who wins BIGGEST ASS by a nose.

 

Comment by Ferd Berfle | 2009-04-12 17:21:12

Why is it that the majority of posts here seem to come from places like College Republicans and Young Republicans, maybe Alaskan Young Republicans? Why are so many of you “darling folk” so ignorant of *fact* and so desirous of walking on the dark side of innuendo, unimportance, nonsense and outright lies?

Look, toodles, I was serving in the military when you were probably in diapers, judging from the juvenile content of your prattling. I was also a dyed-in-the-wool bluedog Democrat for 32 years before That One came in, stole the nomination in pot-smoke filled back rooms, and essentially told me and others like me to f-off after years of faithful service to party.

I left the former Democratic, now Obamacratic, party because it became the very thing I had despised in the current Republican party. You can call me anything you like, you addle-headed adolescent but you won’t be calling me an Demo/Obamacrat or a Republican.

Finally, troll, you got what you wanted; now you and your fellow travelers own him; you will also own the damage he will predictably do. And when the proverbial crap hits the fan, be sure take a cue from your Messiah and duck real low or else you’ll get a face-full.

Young Republicans, indeed.

Comment by donna darko | 2009-04-12 20:23:17

We’re the real Democrats. Lifelong Democrats who never supported the war in Iraq. I voted Democratic my whole life and went to anti-Iraq war protests before and after the war began.

Whereas the netroots is full of former Republicans and Iraq War supporters. Arianna Huffington, Andrew Sullivan, Markos Moulitsas, John Cole, Josh Marshall of Talking Points Memo supported the Iraq War, Matt Stoller supported the Iraq War, the list goes on and on.

Comment by donna darko | 2009-04-12 20:26:02

There are more but I can’t think of them right now.

It’s no wonder they elected a Republican this year for the White House.

Comment by Ferd Berfle | 2009-04-12 20:34:47

You’re spot on, That One also goes by the title, Shrub Redux.

Comment by donna darko | 2009-04-12 20:56:01

My radical friends and I, Democrats and Greens, found the memo that said there were no WMD WELL BEFORE THE IRAQ WAR BEGAN and circulated it.

Comment by donna darko | 2009-04-12 21:00:46

At a rally the day before the War began, I told a sociology professor many innocent people would die and he looked at me like I was crazy. It was a radical notion to doubt Bush and “America”. The same is happening now.

Obama 2009 = Iraq War 2003

 
 

Comment by donna darko | 2009-04-13 01:45:10

John Aravosis is another former Republican who worked for Republican senator Ted Stevens.

Aravosis is a lawyer and worked on Capitol Hill as a foreign policy adviser for Ted Stevens, a Republican senator in the late 1980s and early 1990s before becoming a Democrat.

The netroots elected a Republican President.

 
 
 
 

Comment by donna darko | 2009-04-12 20:29:13

Whereas our movement has people who have worked on Democratic campaigns their whole adult lives. Offhand I’m thinking of Lori who’s worked on 72 Democratic campaigns and there are many people like this.

 
 

Comment by Seattle Moss | 2009-04-12 17:53:21

James,
You are amazingly stupid in my estimation.
Hardly anyone on this site is young as you claim
I my self am…
FDR,Reagan,Clinton democrat that never voted for either Bush and was a loyal democrat and delegate for Hillary in the primary.
After 24 years of voting straight democrat I have seen light of what constitutes the real democrat party.
I can never support apologists that fail to see the need to protect the American sphere of influence.
I can never support those that play class warfare against those of the productive class.
I can never support Godless heathens who intend to destroy the constitution and traditional values.
I can never support those that don’t consider America as a christian nation
I can never support those that fail to understand the importance of the Anglo American alliance.
Obama ran on retreat and defeat of America in the world and is acting fast to eliminate America’s position along with dismantling the shield that protects us from civilization ending threats.

You see James there was a day last year that I looked under the democrat rock and saw nothing but a nest of Marxist’s,Statist’s and anti-Americans

Comment by I'mFedUp | 2009-04-13 02:02:22

Wow, Seattle Moss, you GO! Exactly why the loony left will God willing be disempowered in 2010 and 2012. This is America and Americans have had enough. Those who hate America should leave.

 
 

Comment by arran | 2009-04-12 21:23:16

Gug–You *hope* we’re actually republicans. I was a yellar dog dem for a tad bit longer than Ferd. We dogs have jumped off the sinking 0bamatania.

We are keeping a daily record of our responses to what’s happening on 0’s beat, fyi. I imagine we’re like flies on a rhino’s butt, hoping the wind changes direction.

Comment by donna darko | 2009-04-12 21:43:04

We’re also the real feminists. We oppose sexism, period.

Whereas the netroots celebrates sexism of men of color and Muslim men to cover up their racism.

Comment by donna darko | 2009-04-12 22:02:50

They will twist themselves in a 1000 ways and apologize for sexism to show how PC they are.

Meanwhile sexism was used as a campaign tactic. Obama couldn’t have won without it. You know it was a campaign tactic when the Obama-supporting feminist blogosphere that is usually super-sensitive to sexism didn’t say anything.

 
 
 
 
 

Comment by donna darko | 2009-04-12 13:42:25

A Toast to the Biggest Ass on the American Political Landscape! To quote Ferd Berfle on the last thread:

My vote for the person, who, being a consummate liar, panderer, danger to our Republic and way of life, of questionable background and character, and of dubious intelligence and intestinal fortitude, the Man without a Past, the Man without a future, the Rider of Unicorns, the Slayer of Real Hope, the perfunctory head of General Motormouths, the Man who loves his TelePrompTer above all else and the man who met no gaffe which he couldn’t utter, goes to the False Messiah, That One, the Oblahblah.

 

Comment by MrMike | 2009-04-12 14:09:01

Obama, resplendent in black tux adorned with a flag lapel pin. I guess he is proud enough of his country now to wear one.

Comment by jwrjr | 2009-04-12 14:22:25

Are you sure that the flag pin wasn’t “Photoshopped” into the picture?

 
 

Comment by DAB | 2009-04-12 14:17:17

He looks oh-so-tired after only 3 1/2 months — probably beginning to realize that what George Bush said about the job being “real hard work” was really, really true.

Comment by avwrobel | 2009-04-12 15:08:44

Ha! His skin will be hanging down over his bow tie after 9 more months of this.

 
 

Comment by sarainitaly | 2009-04-12 15:22:33

That was a fun series!! :O)

I think you should do a new one now, focusing on the media.

Comment by Ferd Berfle | 2009-04-12 16:14:58

I second the motion.

Comment by socalannie | 2009-04-12 16:35:39

Third. Great idea sara!

 
 
 

Comment by socalannie | 2009-04-12 16:34:40

Hilarious! Great job, RobWarrior! It was fun!

 

Comment by wodiej | 2009-04-12 19:00:31

Should have figured James the troll obot would come to defend the Greatest Ass…

 

Comment by knotfourhymn | 2009-04-12 21:29:54

I was afraid that the contest between DB and BO would be so close that NoQuarter would have to call a special Rules Committee meeting and award some of Brazile’s votes to The One.

Comment by lorac | 2009-04-13 02:21:56

 
 

Comment by CB | 2009-04-12 23:04:17

Well, The One won fairly for once– and had an opponent– there were no sealed divorce records leaked to the press, nor did he hire an election official to clear the deck. Palin, more qualified than he, wasn’t there to be trashed by the Obama Press Corps.

Donkey Brassiere is a first-rate a$$ herself, and did facilitate the stealing of the nomination so it was a tough vote for me.

However may more years of this? So sad after 8 of GWB. Another empty suit, and one who has even less integrity.

 

Comment by CB | 2009-04-12 23:16:59

erratum: How many more years can I take of this. I have BO on Ignore Mode, but
then Teddy gives him a dog in exchange for giving Caroline a sinecure.

 

Comment by CB | 2009-04-12 23:17:33

erratum: How many more years can I take of this? I have BO on Ignore Mode, but
then Teddy gives him a dog in exchange for giving Caroline a sinecure.

 

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