Comments on: Speaker Pelosi Limerick Contest

By: Dodgeblogium » Pelosi limerick competition…

Dodgeblogium » Pelosi limerick competition… — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:50:01 +0000

[...] Over @ No Quarter [...]

By: Some fellows

Some fellows — Tue, 19 May 2009 18:28:18 +0000

“It’s on tape! Michelle rantin’ bout Whitey!”
Larry Johnson proclaimed on this site. He
Was a liar or fool,
Or a shitheaded tool–
It’s been a year, still no tape. Well, all righty!

By: Hallie

Hallie — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:34:19 +0000

Madam Speaker first called for a “Truth Commission”
Then she realized she’d been informed of the decision
So she changed her story real quick
Poor Nancy started sweating, her lips she did lick,
“Oops, let me get this right-wait, what page am I on?
Why is no one coming to help me after all I’ve done?”
We hope she reaps what she sows
With her voters giving her a heave hoe
She issued “talking points” to the rest of the House
She needs to realize she now is the mouse
Her colleagues are asking “is she on hash?”
Gibbs says “Out she goes with the trash”

By: Katahdin

Katahdin — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:45:42 +0000

Speaker Nancy P. from The City

Fibbed ‘bout CIA veracity;

But Panetta said “Gadzooks,

Only the truth speak my spooks!”

Thus a wringer caught Nancy’s titty.

By: Katahdin

Katahdin — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:23:32 +0000

Speaker Nancy P. from The City

Lied ‘bout CIA veracity

But Panetta said “Gadzooks,

Only the truth speak my spooks”

So a wringer has Nancy’s titty.

By: Whitey Ford

Whitey Ford — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:12:02 +0000

Ha! Betsy-I’ll bet you’re a dude, like Ann Coulter.

By: Surfered

Surfered — Mon, 18 May 2009 14:23:57 +0000

Lies have come back to haunt Pelosi;
However, for the prisoners misery,
President Bush should go to jail
And Dick Cheney will go to hell,
Nancy was just an assessory.

By: cubancongaman

cubancongaman — Mon, 18 May 2009 10:58:25 +0000

There once was a rep from the Bay, who was set in her own liberal way; most folks do remember her back in November, she had fed on her favorite young prey. These were tasty green voters, who simply followed orders, as naive political explorers, in a pile of B.S. promising “Change”. Though the party of the wiser resisted, it gave in as the taunted-Pelosi-skin lies persisted, while she led the green voters astray. The Acorn-heads by her side were all laughing, while their green vote frauds kept mounting till polling place closed in big disarray. Party donkeys in their blue pajamas came to praise the victorious Obamas for their bowl of green-voters cool aid. Many months of big spending, mad Federal funds lending, and green-voters wishing hang-over to end, kept the truth of Pelosi’s psychosis from following a similarly revealing trend. Yet, when pressed by the press and under duress, old Nancy to herself expressed “There is nothing a good lie can’t mend!” Madam Speaker seemed happy, as words parsing and snappy, the good spies at the Company she blamed. Through her Botox-held smiles, her nose grew several miles, as false tales of her briefings she shared. But to her dismay, the truth found its own way for Madam Speaker.gov to be browsed, and even some green voters finally had the truth aroused. Finally, Madam Speaker, I don’t claim to be sleeker, but as folks who are much wiser and meeker would say: “You can play with the chains, but don’t go messing with poison-dart carrying spooks that C.I.A. so thoroughly trains.”

By: btintaos

btintaos — Mon, 18 May 2009 06:14:33 +0000

Mrs. Pelosi, Madame Speaker,
Knew about torturing the weaker
The CIA spied it
And Nancy denied it
Now, I’d say, her future looks bleaker

Nancy Pelosi, oh, how she talks
She’s aware we used electric shocks
But she’s denied it
She’s done much to hide it
Like jabbing her forehead with Botox

By: J Nelson

J Nelson — Mon, 18 May 2009 04:35:09 +0000

Let’s pity the O’Bot named Whitey,
Obama has turned a hard righty,
Says Gitmo’s Ok,
No torturers will pay,
And his wiretap love’s reignitied,

By: J N

J N — Mon, 18 May 2009 04:14:40 +0000

nice footwork, who.

By: whoframedrudy

whoframedrudy — Mon, 18 May 2009 04:09:20 +0000

Just one more.

To torture or not is the question
But Nancy has got a suggestion
‘Let’s play it both ways,
And see it how it lays’
This woman gives me indigestion.

By: Betsy Buzz Ross Latte

Betsy Buzz Ross Latte — Mon, 18 May 2009 02:56:28 +0000

At least you spelled Whitey correctly which was not the case on your other rather insipid post.

Happy Ignoramous Day to you, Whitey. It’s just so your holiday, you’ve been elected poster child for stupid obots everywhere.

Relish the dubious honor.

By: Whitey Ford

Whitey Ford — Mon, 18 May 2009 02:40:18 +0000

There once was a blogger named Larry
Who found a nice black lady scary
His rumors persisted
The tapes never existed
So now when you read him be wary!

HAPPY WHITEY DAY!

By: whoframedrudy

whoframedrudy — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:50:18 +0000

Pelosi, diminutive elf,
matched wits with the Devil himself
but Cheney was slyer,
a much better liar,
Now Pelosi’s head’s on his shelf.

By: eurogirl70

eurogirl70 — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:36:33 +0000

My name is Nancy Pelosi….
I play fast and loose with the truth….
Because I can’t seem to keep my mouth shut….
As Speaker I have been given the boot!!

By: TeakwoodKite

TeakwoodKite — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:26:47 +0000

Nancy had a _____ named Penny
Who had a fortune a plenty.
She sat on a ______ BO could afford,
So his cellphone could vibrate a twenty.

Not to be out done Pelosi had a _____
Where silence was torture.
Through the darkest of night her eys shone _______ and I knew the day to be a scorcher.

By: TeakwoodKite

TeakwoodKite — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:04:47 +0000

ROLF

By: TeakwoodKite

TeakwoodKite — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:02:15 +0000

Charlotte is in tears laughing. So am I.

By: TeakwoodKite

TeakwoodKite — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:49:56 +0000

You did not answer Diana’s question, putz.