Humping for Votes
By Pat Racimora on December 29, 2009 at 5:30 PM in Current Affairs
[Update: Several commenters thought this was not for real. One would hope. But it was commissioned by the actual Rock the Vote organization. The response has not been favorable, and the resulting lame excuse flops. Expect the ad to be scrubbed from the RTV site.]
If there’s one thing our country does not need, it’s telling young people how to seduce other young people into voting certain ways in exchange for getting laid. But, that’s exactly what Rock the Vote, a non-profit group that boasts a major impact on the 2008 elections, is currently promoting.
See for yourself.
I like to believe that there are enough young people out there who find this campaign laughable, insulting, and more than a little sexist. I mean, to hell with just the facts. You need to add in “two hot Colombian chicks” to grind a message into the dense heads of horny 20-somethings.
If this sort of ploy works, in concert with other hope/change smoke-and- mirror gimmicks that dominated campaigns in 2008, we will continue to get exactly the kind of government we deserve.
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