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Caption Contest!

By SusanUnPC on April 10, 2009 at 9:15 PM in President Barack Obama, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

Rev up your wit machine, and come up with the perfect caption for this photo!

The prize?

Our ever-lasting admiration, and that of our cadre of first-responder readers.

zygodactyl

Yes Barack, you have to sit at the grownups table now.

trixta

HRC to BO: “You’re fired.”

http://sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com/ American Girl in Italy

This is my fav! She even has the hand gesture!! ANd he looks all upset, with his dainty hand placement! haha

tminu

Look at him, all demure and enveloped! He’s intimidated by her! She’s reaching into his space, he’s covering his face. Look at his choice of a meeting place…a playground! Obama is a child in a man’s body, as Michelle is a child in a woman’s body, they have both stretched to their limits of “let’s pretend we are adults” and are caving in to let the big boys and big girls lead the way. Hillary knows she rules and it shows. Obama giggles because he’s nervous and unequipped for his job, Hillary giggles because she’s neither.

sowsear

“Yoohoo, Hillary, I won”

fif

You mean: Yoohoo, Hillary, I cheated!”

http://deleted Buzz Latte

Let’s go over this again, Barack.

You are a servant of the people. There are more of them than you.

yttik

Bahahaha, I like that one!

Mar

“When is she going to shut up?”
Ferd Berfle

The first rule of etiquette when seated at a table, Barack, is to keep your elbows off the table.

lorac

LOL I like it!

lorac

Maybe add “American etiquette”… Hillary having to teach him the manners of his own supposed culture lol

lorac

And the second rule is to not spread your legs as far as you possibly can when you sit!

Ferd Berfle

The manners of That One and Me-Chelle are atrocious. A barn must have played an important part during their formative years.

Nancy

Did you or did you not bow?
kgirl

How do you like answering the phone at three am?
sowsear

“See, Hill. I’m just scratching my cheek like before”

elliewyatt

A winner.

James Guglielmino

Two brilliant Americans sitting across from each other enjoying their inner children while they discuss really important issues.

lorac

Except one looks engaged and like a leader, and one looks petulant. And one’s “brilliance” is substance-based, and the other one’s is skin-deep.

Ferd Berfle

See how far my hand is off the table, Barack?

That’s about how much you are respected by world leaders.

Ferd Berfle

Pay attention, Barack. You can go play later.

Disgusted

So you’re gonna just sit there till your teleprompter gets here?

fif

lol–good one!

Deke

“Barack quit eating your boogies”
Lynn E

Hillary discusses facts of life after Obama gets his first period.

elliewyatt

Another winner.
lorac

Mmmmmmm…. are you saying Obama is a sissy and therefore like a woman?

I really object to people denigrating men by saying they’re like women.* Women are not “less than” men. If someone wants to say a person (woman or man) is weak or indecisive or scared – why not use those words? Why equate them to women? I’m sorry, I think it’s sexist and perpetuates misogyny.

*Or the opposite, saying that people “have balls” if they’re strong – which implies that people who are brave or of firm resolve are “manly”. Both women and men may be brave or strong – gender doesn’t need come into it. (IMO, if it comes from “balls”, it’s probably simply a hormonal, aggressive reaction, not real bravery. Bravery is in our minds, in our psychology, in our hearts).

lorac

Just thought I’d add…. People are using the term “president pantywaist” today because the French did, but to me it falls under this same logic – denigrating a man by saying he’s like a woman (which ultimately is denigrating women).

FLDemFem

The article was in the Telegraph, an English paper. The French did not call him a pantywaist, the English did. You do know the difference, right?

lorac

LOL So sorry I got an unimportant detail wrong, which had nothing to do with my point!

James Guglielmino

Yeah, not a word out of you until he steps on your poor little female toes. Get real. Obama came out of his trip with a *raised* approval rating among those people in the reality world, a world that seems to have grown some but, sadly still doesn’t include the vast numbers of you Strangeloves, here.

lorac

What in my post was about Obama?
I’mFedUp

Where do you people get your lies James? The Fraud is now being called “President Pantywaist” in the UK. LMFAO. That’s what he IS. And he got nothing from that America Sucks World Tour he went on. Nothing. Other than a lot of pissed off people that he flew all over the world showing what a disloyal, America hating piece of crap he is. He’s not long for that White House buddy. One termer, max. And the smart Obots already regret THAT.
Ferd Berfle

Obama came out of his trip with a *raised* approval rating

And my response is, “so what?” These are probably responses from the same ones who foisted this poseur and provocateur on us in the first place… you know, boneheads like you.
http://sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com/ American Girl in Italy

there is a big difference between being liked, and respected.

Sure obama was treated like a rockstar, but he didn’t achieve any of his goals, and didn’t get any of the help that he asked for.
fif

Yea, like the masses are a sign of “reality” and maturity. No thanks. That’s never been the case throughout history, but it obviously makes you feel better to be completely banal and indulging in completely ordinary, marketing-based group think. Good for you. Polls are soooo important. After all, Bush’s poll numbers were the same, or better, than O’s right now.

sowsear

The usual meaning of the word pantywaist is ‘an effeminate or weak man or boy; sissy’. Example: “I think my career has shown I’m not exactly a pantywaist” (John Wayne, in a 1971 Playboy interview).

The original sense, though, referred to an article of clothing for children. This pantywaist was an undergarment consisting of short pants and a shirt that buttoned together at the waist. By metonymy, this children’s garment was applied disparagingly to an older male who would never normally wear one.

lorac

Mmmmm…. my guess is the French and the article readers weren’t thinking of Obama as a 17th century boy I think the understood connotation is “effeminate” – in this case seemingly meaning indecisive, not of firm resolve, etc… I don’t think of women that way – that’s why I don’t like people saying men like that are “like women”….

Sounds like something similar to the short pants boys had to wear until they were considered old enough to wear long pants (although this example is outer clothing, not inner clothing)

elliewyatt

My reaction to Lynn E’s caption was because I well recall Obama’s veiled but clearly sexist comment during the campaign: “Senator Clinton, periodically when she’s feeling down, launches attacks as a way of trying to boost her appeal”.
NoBamaNoWay

i agree, lorac; every time i hear stuff like that it is like nails on a chalkboard.

BlueTopaz

Me, too!!

lorac

Thanks, NoBamaNoWay and Blue Topaz. Often when someone tries to point out how we perpetuate misogyny with our language, too many like to attack with hyperbolic accusations in order to shut the topic down. So thanks for standing up. I appreciate it.

beachnan

Oh my, Hillary, they never told me I was going to have to do any work!!!
xax

“Now. now don’t cry. It’ll be alright. You can’t get yourself all worked up. Why don’t you go play on the swings and try to forget about it.”
snosandy

“Truthfully, Hill, I’m much more comfortable out here at the playground.”

snosandy

Another one.

“I’ve already answered like six questions, I don’t want to talk about pirates, or how I bowed to the King, can’t I just have some peace and play here on the playground?”

lorac

Very good!

http://www.sonicninjakitty.wordpress.com Sonic Ninja Kitty

“I can’t wait until she stops lecturing me about international protocol and I can go swing on that awesome green ball over there.”

tminu

lol

Benjamin

“Seriously Barack, do I have to show you how to get a little machismo into your act?”
chris from Chicago

Oh my gawd!
This is too hard…

lorac

No, it’s not, you came up with good ones!

kat in your hat

I know you are still new around here, so I should tell you: your desk is in the Oval Office, this is a picnic table.

lorac

He likes the outdoor office better, so he can have a ciggie!

Woman Voter

They believed I stopped smoking, why won’t they belive I didn’t BOW!

lowdowndog

Good one.

sowsear

“No, Barack, all work and no play won’t make you a dull boy”.
chris from Chicago

Barry!..I warned you that there would be days like this…and no! you just can’t tell the country to f$$k off..
Benjamin

My second entry:

“Barack, if you extend that middle finger on your cheek, I’m gonna knock your block off!”

lorac

Barack, STOP moving your fingers right NOW! If you “scratch your cheek” again at me, so help me, I’m going to release your original BC!

smitty1e

[Obama]
.
o
O
(If we tie a scimitar below the ball, lay her below and start it swinging, will she get the Poe reference?)
chris from Chicago

Don’t be afraid..I am here for you..
just repeat after me…
Yes we can!
Yes we can!
Yes we can!

lol..lol..lol
FLDemFem

PIRATES!! sob..Hillary..uh..ah..sniff damn pirates..this isn’t fair..I can’t deal with pirates!!

Now, now, Mr. President, stop crying…here, have a Kleenex.
kat in your hat

Did you have that soap-on-a-rope thing installed to send me a message?
meileen

“That’s pretty good Barack. But I think Jack Benny used to keep his elbow pulled in just a little bit more.”

sowsear

Only me and thee remember this reference.

viking

not true, I get it!

http://bullmoosegal.blogspot.com bullmoosegal

I wanna swing first – please – come on – please!?
meileen

“Just keep staring at the green ball. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. Now, when I tap like this on the table, you will call me Madam President.”

lorac

Good one!

“But you ARE the president. You mean you want me to start saying it in front of other people now, too?”

sowsear

“How about asking Cousin Odinga, Barack, to use his orange army to infiltrate those pirates for us.”
meileen

“Is it really too late to switch places, Hillary?”

Real

I like this one.
sowsear

Oh yes, BO as Sec. of State, and he already knows how to bow/curtsy/genuflect.

kat in your hat

My jaw still hurts from that uppercut you gave me.
arran

“Go fish” says Hillary.
lorac

“Barack, it’s expected, and good PR, for you to throw out the first pitch for the Washington team. You shouldn’t have turned down the offer. Baseball is as American as apple pie!”

“Well, I”m not too fond of America OR apple pie. I just like shooting hoops, like a real urban youth! Can I just go to the baseball game, and be “present” in the stands?”
mel

Barack you can’t quit because then Biden will be POTUS and he is more ignorant and dumber than you are! Just stay in your playground and let the adults try to fix everything ok?
lowdowndog

Barack, focus. You can go to the picnic later.
kat in your hat

Head…shoulders…knees and toes, knees and toes.
Prem

“President Pantywaist trying to escape from the pressures of the Oval Office by going to the playground, which is where he should have stayed, with Sec’y. of State Hillary Clinton, who is experienced in all political matters, trying to tell him how to do his job.”
http://cinie.wordpress.com Cinie

1. No, Barack, I do NOT want to try the teeter-totter, next. Now, focus, dammit!

2. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if I wasn’t married I’d do you, too.
imustprotest

“You can sit out here all day Barry, but that Presidenty worky stuff is not gonna get done all by itself now is it?”

sowsear

Good one

kat in your hat

Shit, Hill–I see a photographer…stop the executive branch lesson, quick.
Fae

Quit picking your nose Barack!!
I’m not going to tell you again.
Dutch

Now what do we do?
kat in your hat

I’m a tad embarrassed, I thought you said 3 PM.
oowawa

“Barack, I told you not to visit that No Quarter website!”

BlueTopaz

LOL

Lyn

Ok OT, (Unless he plans on eating the Pizza at his picnic table) BUT did you see Barky, who whines about the economy Bush left him AND global warming, Flew 2 guys from st louis to make pizza he really likes? (because no sense shopping local, I’m sure there insn’t 1 good pizza place in DC) They really are seeming more and more like Marie Antionette each day.
http://minx.cc/?post=285771
Obama really loves his pizza.

What a douchetool.

How much does Obama love his pizza? So much that he is willing to fly a chef 860 miles to Washington D.C. to make him a personal pizza.

When you’re the president of the United States, only the best pizza will do – even if that means flying a chef 860 miles.
Chris Sommers, 33, jetted into Washington from St Louis, Missouri, on Thursday with a suitcase of dough, cheese and pans to to prepare food for the Obamas and their staff.

He had apparently been handpicked after the President had tasted his pizzas on the campaign trail last autumn.

Hey, you guys know what says you are really sincere about this whole Global Warming thing that you want to use to justify an economy crushing cap and trade program? Jetting a dude across the country to make you a freaking pie.

http://www.sonicninjakitty.wordpress.com Sonic Ninja Kitty

I would like to know who is paying for this? If it’s the taxpayers, Obama needs to be sued.

PainkillerJayne

We are a little more than 60 days in and this guy is hemmoraging cash left and right.

http://liberalrapture.com/ John (from Liberal Rapture)

“Okay, Barry, todays lesson in Presidenting begins with a pop quiz on bowing to foreign kings. Americans don’t.”
Carol HAKA

Hillary, did you or did you not get my Visa extended when you were in Indonesia? I don’t want to get deported, and I don’t know if this amnesty thingie for all of us illegals is gonna pass Congress!

CAROL HAKA

NoBamaNoWay

good one.

politicsisdirty

Hillary: Barack, I told you should have prepared yourself for this 3 a.m. calls. Now, we have this piracy problem. As the Commander in Chief, you have to let the American people know your thoughts about this foreign policy issue.

Barack: No comment, no mistake. More likeable, period.
kat in your hat

This looks exactly like the jungle gym I enjoyed in Indonesia…man, I miss my formative years.
Cindy

Hillary to Barry: I’m sorry, I thought you said “Blow it out your ass” not, “Let’s go out on the grass”.
http://deleted Buzz Latte

“They’re on to you, Barack. What’ll it be, impeachment or resigning?”

Woman Voter

I said women need to be present at the executive table!

Carol HAKA

Do you really think Michelle won’t find me here?

CAROL HAKA
lorac

“Oh, Hillary, I’m so scared. I have to rise from the dead on Sunday – I don’t know how to do it, and my TOTUS has the weekend off!”

“Well, Wonderful Messiah”, she says as she stifles a yukkaw, “I’m going to leave the big stone jimmied up “this much”. You’ll be able to push it the rest of the way and perform your miracle.”

Carol HAKA

Funny!

kat in your hat

-Sorry my chef is late, I ordered Machiavelli Salad with arugula.

-Um, you mean, Caesar Salad with arugula?

-Heh heh.

sowsear

Sorry, my chef is late. He’s flying in from St. Louis with the pizza dough.

goandersen

BO: “I wonder what that green thing is? Maybe I could put one at the White House…..

Hillary: “You have to use your words and ditch the tele”
Docelder

No, Barack… Everything you need to know you did not learn in Madrasah kindergarten.

lorac

LOL

kat in your hat

I am attempting to portray a humble and respectful posture, it feels entirely unnatural.
antifish

Seriously, Barack? I’d say you have about this much time left before the people revolt.
tec1965

i told you barrack you werent ready! you wouldnt listen !now your on your own !
Michele in Tampa

Oh Barack! Are you serious? Did you really think I was just kidding about those 3 a.m. phone calls?
Diana L. C.

BO: Humm …. uh …. uh….Hillary, no matter how you explain the Constitution, I still don’t get it.

Hillary: Now, now, O Bambi, Mommy Hillary will just have to help you as much as I can while also taking care of your international problems. That’s what us losers (under her breath, “I mean people you cheated.”) are for.
sowsear

“Hey Sweet thing, we have to quit meeting like this”

lorac

ewwwwwwwwww lol

who would be saying that to whom?

sowsear

Oh, that would be the humble one, whom everyone loves,right?

kat in your hat

I’ve decided to keep the bowling ally and also the TV in Lincoln’s bedroom, do you think the public will consider me a liar because I broke these important promises?
Evolve and Learn

“look Barack they are about this high and they are note cards.”

“aahh, Hillary I..I..Don’t think I…I can use them…let me think about it some more….just ….let me…think ….about.it…….okay…”

lorac

Ha Good one!

“B..b…bu..bu..but…. but then when I start reading someone else’s speech, I can’t blame TOTUS!

lorac

“Obama, honey, one of the newer BC lawsuits has named me as a defendant. I may be forced, in my capacity as SOS, to reveal the info which disqualifies you.”

Dang! Well, could you arrange a horizontal transfer for me, like, could I get a reality show or something? Maybe me and lots of bots on an island, and if they don’t suck up enough to me, I can kick them off the island!”
tec1965

hillary to barry : i told you you were not ready ,well you are on youre own now
antifish

Here, Barack, take this air as a token of my appreciation.
NMK

My arms wrapped close protect me from her, as I don’t understand and am afraid.

lorac

Probably the closest one to the truth!!!

antifish

OK, one more time. When you bend this far, it’s considered a bow.
kat in your hat

Hill, I think “The Root” embedded in the lower right corner of our photograph is veiled racism. I remember a TV series, and I know of a hip hop group with the same name, though pluralized….but I am telling you…we can get MSNBC and Sharpton on this one–could divert the whole arghh matey Captain hassle.

sowsear

Roots, that’s some snide comment about my having been born in Africa, isn’t it?

kat in your hat

Um, no. Oblow is known for benefiting from racial accusations via media propaganda to further his agenda and to abscond responsibility. A conniving Oblow rode the waves of that derisive practice…often as a mean-spirited leverage tactic. Oblow feels pressure due to this hostage situation and I opined that he would recall his old silly tactics as a subterfuge.

Baba Rum Raisin

“Roots? I watched that once for about 15 minutes. Nobody made a basket, so I turned it off.” – Billy Carter

RobWarrior

So Barack, I was thinking Linda Tripp would make a great envoy to Somalia. She leaves tomorrow.

lorac

ROFL
sowsear

Linda loves BO, too:
Linda Tripp Praises Obama’s ‘Purity of Soul’ | wowOwow
Portia Elizabeth

Rob– so bad! Brilliant though.

MrMike

No, Barack. Nobody wants to see your booger.
Carol HAKA

Why didn’t you and Bill tell me there wasn’t really an escape pod in AF1???????

I was really looking forward to taking out for a ride!

CAROL HAKA
goandersen

Barky, How can you say Human Rights are an Ideal and not a Priority?
Are just stupid or what?
goandersen

You dumb ass, now the Captain has been shot!

Barky: ummm, uh, uh, d’oh!

sowsear

(Has the captain really been shot?)

lorac

I don’t think we know yet. One of the French captives (on another boat) was shot, though

kat in your hat

Women’s Rights are Huma…wait, I’m sorry, can you say that again for me?
Patrick Henry

So Hillary…Between Me and You..

What Do I Do When I get that Three AM Phone Call..and I have to order an Attack..?
athena

See how you are sitting now? Your legs are together…that is how you sit at formal functions…..like tea with other heads of state…..

Now will you tell Michelle not to wear cocktail dresses during the day – that is just…..tacky!
I’m a Linda too

“Hillary finds Barry hiding and gives him the 411 on handling those 3AM calls.”
antifish

Good news, Barack! Microsoft has developed a teleprompter that’s only this big!!

lorac

Yeah!

Portia Elizabeth

Barack, when you said “seesaw”, I didn’t think you meant our foreign policy.
jyotinc

You better talk, it doesn’t look good in the picture.
Scranton4Hillary

C’mon Hillary, it’s your turn to be POTUS now. I just want to play basketball and go running on the beach. I don’t like all this WORK I have to do. PLEASE!
antifish

Er, uh, my fellow er, ah, um Americans, er ah

OK, Barack, enough State of the Union practice for today!
Nobama Momma

Hillary: Now, give me all your lunch money ! You spineless twat!
http://pumapac.org dwp

“Barry, Your other ball is going to be hanging on that rope, unless you start doing some work.”

Portia Elizabeth

Hilarious!!!
I’m a Linda too

Verrry good. lol
kat in your hat

Hiya babes.

http://pumapac.org dwp

kat!!!
I miss you.

kat in your hat

xoxox

Carol HAKA

I’ve already told you Barack, if you lay down on the table to take a nap, they will still be able to see this much of you!

CAROL HAKA
kat in your hat

–Humph, it sucks living with my mother-in-law.

–Awwey, the Matriarchy is kinda tough, huh?
Carol HAKA

Look Barack, I have already looked into it. As your attorney, if you divorce Michelle, she and the kids and granny will get to keep the house! What were you thinking, why didn’t you sign a pre-nup?

CAROL HAKA
antifish

Oooh, girlfriend, where did you get that pantsuit?
letthemeatchange

Now, Barack, I can’t tell you where all the Easter Eggs are. That’s against the rules.
Patrick Henry

Gawd Hillary…I’m Dyin for some Chicken and Michelle is growin Brussel Sprouts…and gone Vegitarian…

Oh…Ummm You gotta cigarette..??
Patrick Henry

Hmmm..Long as Michelle is growin stuff..I wonder if Qualify for medical Marijuana..??
jbjd

I don’t care if you’re the President! I’m not getting on that see-saw with you because you’ll just jump off when I’m up in the air!
BettsAZ

“Okay…Barack…stay riiight there!(while I text those guys to swing that green iron ball right at ‘cha!”
IndayHill

Hillary, tell me the truth! Am I growing lots of white hair in less than 100 days in the White House? Look, I never work in my life!
How about you do the job while the girls, Michelle & I will go to Hawaii for vacation.But of course, I’ll be paid.
goandersen

Sorry, I was given misinformation on the Captain. He wasn’t shot.
jbjd

…then, you lean back in the seat, straighten out your arms, and lift your legs off the ground…
Patrick Henry

Well Barack….You could set an Example for the Future Farmers of America and raise your own three legged Chickens…
Patrick Henry

Dan Hillary…Did you have to eat that Big Mac right in Front on Me..?/
antifish

This is your approval rating and this is mine. Any questions, Barack?
OxyCon

“Hillary…this being President sure ain’t no picnic!”
Woman Voter

There, there,there,there, I heard Joe left you all Alone, after he promised to stay by your side.
Patrick Henry

NO Barack..I don’t want to have a Farting Contest..
Patrick Henry

Hillary..I understand Paybacks…But Did you HAVE to tell me that Bowing was the Proper greeting for the KING…??

lorac

ROFL!

lorac

Barack, BlueStateBilly just posted on Hillbuzz that
“President Barack Obama” can be anagrammed as “An Arab backed imposter”

People are catching on to you, Barack!
kat in your hat

–It feels a little…weird suddenly having criticism from the media…sorta makes me feel arrogant and vapid, and it’s difficult to negotiate those inner feelings, ya know?

–No.
Patrick Henry

No Barack..I wont tell anyone that You are DESPERATE for Bill’s advice…
kat in your hat

–Hillary, why is it I feel like I want to shed these adult skins and be free like my inner child again?

–Are you sure it is not your *outer* child?

–Wait, I am just philosophizing…

—I am not.
Patrick Henry

Uh Hillary…Can you recommend a Church..?? Its almost Easter..
Patrick Henry

Barack…Will you PLEEEEEEZE put your shoes back On..
kat in your hat

–I’m a lil pissed they moved my ping pong tennis-prompter, and made it farther away. Had to call a doctor for contacts. Healthcare costs are freakin’ expensive!!!!

–Don’t fuck with me.
Patrick Henry

No Shit Hillary…Did Larry Johnson really say that about me…??
kat in your hat

–I’m a lil pissed they moved my ping pong tennis-prompter, and made it farther away. Had to call a doctor for contacts. Healthcare costs are freakin’ expensive!!!!

–Don’t f*ck with me.
Karen

So everyone doesn’t like you. BO, maybe this will help. You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.
And guess what – I think Abraham Lincoln said that.
Ashy1

You are the President of the United States, therefore, DO NOT kiss the king of Saudi Arabia’s but. Okay, you can go play now.
JimmyG

You know something Hillary, I’m thinking about coming out of the closet. Could you find Larry Sinclair for me? And hey, keep this on the down low.
sheprez

Hill, someone stole my teleprompter. I don’t know what to do. I am staying right here until they find it.
TeakwoodKite

(Bubble comments)

BO: {I am sooo bored] I should be reading my favorite magazines and eating pizza… (link 6-17-2008 NQ)

Hill: …”it’s about the Constitution, Mr. President. You can say what you want, but in the end, if you don’t get the inter-agency wheels greased STAT, this American Captian will become a symbol of this administration!

BO? BO??? Wake up! This is no time to be an acedemic.” You call this “ready on dayone”?
——————————
Does anyone want to wager that SOS Clinton will have to deal with the ‘Powell Syndrome’? Complete list of the symptoms.

(I say Mr. President only because SOS Clinton has a grasp of protocol, unlike clueless BO. ) I can not.

Patrick Henry

Damn Hillary…Every Time I order PIZZA The Secret service Confiscates it at the Gate..

Patrick Henry

Yes Hillary…I should have them put a porta potty out here…I could Smoke in it outta sight too..and have it Painted with graffiti..so I would feel right at Home..

Patrick Henry

Naw hillary…to tell you the TRUTh..I’m glad to be outta Chicago..and I’ll tell you a Secret..Louis Farrakahn and Jeremiah Wright
are Really Half Brothers..

elise

Obama= “I came here to play and all she wants to do is talk, talk talk about problems.”

Hillary= ” For God’s sake, Barack, pay attention. China just dropped a bomb on Russia.”
http://www.marklevinshow.com Seattle Moss

Limp wrist meets iron woman

TeakwoodKite

The why is there a need to prop up his head?

To heavy from all the BS between the ears?

I’mFedUp

C’mon Borerack, do you REALLY think people believe that story about shaking hands with a short person?

http://www.marklevinshow.com Seattle Moss

America doesn’t have to bow to anyone especially misogynist sexist pigs that like to drive up energy costs..
Obama wants to destroy the Anglo-American alliance and embrace cultures that are foreign to our way of life and constitutional protections

Baba Rum Raisin

Obama wasn’t bowing, he was checking to see if the King’s preference was for a simple Reach-Around or a full Rusty Trombone.

Ferd Berfle

full Rusty Trombone.

Too funny. LMAO

Jackarooty

To go back to Glengarry Glen Ross and the speech that Blake made to the sales team…

Hillary: Barack, here’s how it works regarding your job performance…

First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado.

Second prize is a set of steak knives.

Third prize is you’re fired.
Mssspellr

Listen up Barry-

If you try to amend the anti-smoking laws so you can light up in public buildings, I will not hesitate to dig up that lock box buried under the swing set and release your hidden birth certificate. Usurper, you’ve got 99 problems and I can bitch about every one!

lorac

“Usurper, you’ve got 99 problems and I can bitch about every one!”

This is so ingenious!

Baba Rum Raisin

“Barack, what the f**k WERE you thinking?!?!”
bluelady

Hillary: Axelrod and Rahm can’t hear us out here so I’m going to tell you how to deal with the (insert issue here).
BO: Do I have to pay attention? I want to play.
ACPD

And now for your next lesson, Barry, we’re going to talk about how to pay nicely with other kids on the playground….
ACPD

And now for your next lesson, Barry, we’re going to talk about how to play nicely with other kids on the playground….
Bella in Florida

Oh, Hillary how do I get out of this mess?
elizabethrc

Ur, ummm, ah, gimme all your 10′s.
Salve

Pretty please Barack. Give me some Cheesecake and I’ll keep kissing your A_ _ !
Shelley

Barry: This President thing isn’t much fun.

I just want it to be like the good old days again. Can you please get me a pipe, a limo and find Larry Sinclair for me.

I want to party like it’s 1999 !!!
cpabooks

Hillary: It was way over your head. From now on, Barry, no water deeper than this.

Barry: Uh, you think?
Shelley

Hillary: Barry, please stop pouting. You look like a spoiled child.

You’re just going to have to accept it … No matter how you try to spin it … Bill WAS the FIRST black POTUS. Now deal with it!
PainkillerJayne

” Hillary, do you think Bill really likes me? I mean really really likes me?”
kato

Hillary says, with extended hand, “Will you kiss my ring Barrack?”
yttik

Listen dude, I tried to explain to you that it just doesn’t work this way: “Let’s just get everybody together, let’s get unified, the sky will open, the light will come down, celestial choirs will be singing, and everyone will know we should do the right thing and the world will be perfect.”
andrew191

“You’re how tall Barack? The last time I saw a surrender monkey he was only THIS tall.”
andrew191

“We know you’re a cheapskate when it comes to gifts, Barry, but when you have a picnic there’s usually FOOD!
http://noquarter.usa.net marip

Listen, Barack, I am going to explain it to you once again. No, there is no tele-prompter out here, so please just try to listen carefully, and retain what I have told you.
andrew191

“Alright, alright, if it makes you happy Barry………Sieg HEIL!….. Sheesh.”

I’mFedUp

OMFG andrew…Good one!

Barry, either you finish paying off my campaign debt, or I really will tell everyone about the Birth Certificate.

andrew191

“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too.”

Ferd Berfle

LMAO.

Katmoon

Oh look, pretty bird, over there…Naw its a camera, I like cameras.
andrew191

“That’s a good start Barry, but you’ll need BOTH hands to keep your pie hole shut.”
Ferd Berfle

Paper beats rock every time, Barack.
Docelder

Surrendering a warship to the pirates as a symbolic gesture of goodwill is a BAD IDEA… Barack.
I’mFedUp

Barry, you will look great in orange. And, honestly, three hots and a cot isn’t such a bad life.
oowawa

Mr. President, if Michelle refuses to leave the desk in the oval office, you’re just going to have to have her removed. Remember, you’re the boss!
I’mFedUp

Don’t worry Barry, Bill and I will bake you a cake with a file in it.
I’mFedUp

“C-o-n-s-t-i-t-u-t-i-o-n” Barry. It’s really a great read – I’ll send you a copy.
Patrick Henry

Yes..I know it looked bad Hillary…But the
“STAR SPANGLED BANNER” just isn’t my kind of music..

I do like “HAIL TO THE CHIEF” tho..but I wish it was “Heil to the Chief”..and the Flag was Really Red…White and BLACK…
Docelder

Barack… You CAN NOT wear a toga around the White House.
I’mFedUp

Come on Barry, you could’ve called Pizza Hut.
MrMike

I vote that you make this a semi-regular feature. But only if you find a really good photo.

PainkillerJayne

Excellent idea Mr Mike!
Ferd Berfle

I agree with PK. This would be a fun way to heap derision on the South-side Hillbillies.

BJ

Listen to me Barak! I am not going to say this again; NO YOU CANNOT PLAY BASKETBALL ALL DAY!
IF I have to be called one more time you throw
one of these tantrums your gonna be in big trouble when Bill gets home. Stop pouting and get back inside right now and finish your homework!
FunkSoulBrutha

Hillary to obama: I heard Michelle has a penis, and it’s about this big.
http://noquarter foxyladi14

he is saying..this is just like work.
she is saying,keep watching me..you will learn.yes you can….
goldengrahme

Obama:

“Alas and alak…spring is here; why don’t I feel
more enthusiastic, Hill?”
mel

Barack, you go back and tell Axelrod you canot play the race card with the rest of the world, just accept the fact that you are too stupid to be dealing on an international level with real experienced political leaders!
letthemeatchange

Now, Barack, you only wish it were this long.
politicalidentitycrisis

Hillary: “Do you mean to tell me this swingset cost $15,000? Man, you have got to keep this wasteful spending down Barack or we lose 2012, definitely 2012!”