Obama Caps Perfect Season. Wins No Quarter Trophy. Leaves No Doubt as to who is the Biggest Ass on the American Political Landscape.
By RobWarrior on April 12, 2009 at 11:00 AM in Barack Obama, Donna Brazile, Nocturnal Warrior

A Toast to the Biggest Ass on the American Political Landscape
When the tournament started, there were 64 entries. In the end, did it really matter how many teams were in the field? No one was up to the task of challenging Barack Obama for the No Quarter Trophy. He easily won his first National Championship as the Biggest Ass on The American Politcal Landscape with a textbook dismantling of Donna Brazile in the finals 69-31. The match was never close and give “The Little EngineThat Could” The Big Caboose credit, this was Obama’s closest match of the entire tournament.
It was the end of a Cinderella run for Brazile. The fourth seed in the At Large Bracket knocked off two top seeds, Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann to reach the finals. The slick moves and persistent play of Obama was just too much for her inside power game. She tried to use her size and strength to her advantage, but Obama was just too quick to pin down and he easily glided around her gigantic frame.
Whether brushing off his shoulder, flipping the bird, ignoring the blatant misogyny emanating from his supporters and never once disavowing false claims of racism aimed at his critics, Barack Obama has proven to be an ass of historic proportions for an entire season. Since becoming President, he has not let his game slip a bit. Insulting the mentally challenged, bowing to Saudi Kings and spending our nation into oblivion, he has proven to have the staying power of a great champion. It is easy to see him potentially challenging Richard Nixon’s record of five straight titles.
Looking at this years challengers, who really has the game to step up and challenge him next year? This was Brazile’s best shot. Expect her to fade away. Pelosi, Reid, Olbermann, Michelle Obama, Timothy Geithner? It’s hard to imagine anyone challenging the one next season.
Then again, few of us imagined at the begining of the season, that Barack Obama would emerge and dust the field. So there is always hope for the others. For now, it is undisputed. President Barack Obama is the National Champion. Congratulations on your first No Quarter Trophy. You sir are undoubtedly the Biggest Ass on the American Political Landscape!
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