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Barack Obama On the Pictorial Trail

So what if a cockroach could have beaten this guy, I’m still the winner, right??!
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Taking advice on how to win.
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God, she reminds me of my white grandmother who was smarter and more successful than I will ever be.
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A Women-For-Obama sign learns to stand up by itself due to lack of interest and the Obama Girl calling in sick.
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Bless all my children except typical white people, women, Italians, Jews, gay people and hicks.
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Stick with me and you can sleep with as many bitches as you want and still pretend you care about their rights.
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Obama dabbles in archeology and digs up three fossils …or…
“Trust me Harry, if that lard-ass Kennedy can get his jacket buttoned, you can too!”

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Ok, hurry up and introduce me to these bitter hicks so I can get away from these shitkickers. I can’t even get decent sushi around here!
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Look! I’m left-handed just like JFK! I must be JFK!
or….
Barack Obama signs his best selling fictional novel.

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Whoa girls, take it easy! That’s NOT my cell phone!
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I cannot BELIEVE the shit I have to do just to get these hicks to vote for me!
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My grandmother has the white one.
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Hyper Educated Uppity Woman

  • Tricia

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://Supergram.blogspot.com Melissa

    ROFLMAO! You are TOO good!

  • http://noquarterusa.net/ SusanUnPC

    STOP IT NOW! You’re stretching my stitches! Wow … you are one talented, albeit uppity, woman.

  • AF catfish

    “A Women-For-Obama sign learns to stand up by itself due to lack of interest and the Obama Girl calling in sick.”

    LOL!

  • http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity

    I just figured it was time for some comic relief.

  • http://NoQuarterUSA.net Larry Johnson

    Sweet, sweet, sweet. You hammered it out of the park Uppity. And who said girls can’t hit for power.

  • http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity

    Barack Obama?

  • Fleaflicker

    Uppity, you are without a doubt one of the funniest people on the planet. Thank you for helping us relieve some tension. The pause was exactly what I needed.

  • ebonyscrews

    LOL!–I especially loved the one with John Kerry–that made me burst out laughing.

  • beebop

    How DID Ted Kennedy get his jacket buttoned …. or is it Brooks Brothers velcro?

  • DisenfranchisedVoter

    LOL. Thanks for the laughs!

  • http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity

    I’m sure he has his jackets made for him. They probably use a large watermelon attached to a dummy model for the front. Or perhaps an inner tube.

  • http://noratings.blogspot.com/ Bud White

    How DID Ted Kennedy get his jacket buttoned …. or is it Brooks Brothers velcro?

    OH MY GOD!!!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!

  • Hope

    hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what a scream!

  • Strawberrybitch

    Oh my God! This is going to send Obama supporters into Grand Mal seizures. Thank you!

  • Fred C. Dobbs

    Ted’s clothes are made by the almost-unknown Brooksm borther, OMAR Brooks..also proprietor of OMAR’S TENT AND AWNING.

    “I’d rather hunt with Cheney than ride with Ted!”

  • IndayHill

    What a great medicine of laughter, Uppity Woman.Thanks!
    I like the last one: Isn’t this is the perfect size of sombrero for my big head? Don’t say I do not look elite or you are fire!”

  • workingclass artist

    In the spirit of internet confessions….I AM BARACK OBAMA AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE…..LOL

  • http://www.sugarnspice.typepad.com Sugar

    Uppity, I didn’t know this was posted here too! lol When I saw the title in the sidebar, I had to take another look for another GREAT laugh! Thanks again!!!!

  • http://bluelyon.blogspot.com carissa

    Uppity, you made my morning! Thank you!!

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