Barack Obama On the Pictorial Trail
By Uppity Woman on April 15, 2008 at 1:53 PM in Barack Obama, Current Affairs, Harry Reid, Ted Kennedy
So what if a cockroach could have beaten this guy, I’m still the winner, right??!

Taking advice on how to win.

God, she reminds me of my white grandmother who was smarter and more successful than I will ever be.

A Women-For-Obama sign learns to stand up by itself due to lack of interest and the Obama Girl calling in sick.

Bless all my children except typical white people, women, Italians, Jews, gay people and hicks.

Stick with me and you can sleep with as many bitches as you want and still pretend you care about their rights.

Obama dabbles in archeology and digs up three fossils …or…
“Trust me Harry, if that lard-ass Kennedy can get his jacket buttoned, you can too!”

Ok, hurry up and introduce me to these bitter hicks so I can get away from these shitkickers. I can’t even get decent sushi around here!

Look! I’m left-handed just like JFK! I must be JFK!
or….
Barack Obama signs his best selling fictional novel.

Whoa girls, take it easy! That’s NOT my cell phone!

I cannot BELIEVE the shit I have to do just to get these hicks to vote for me!

My grandmother has the white one.























