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By Larry Johnson on April 17, 2009 at 11:17 PM in Current Affairs

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Here’s my entry: Obama thumb-wrestles Chavez for tea-bagging rights.


YOUR TURN!

  • mel

    Chevez’z thumb looks like a dick and Obama is seeking pleasure in having to jerk him…well you can imagine the rest….lol

  • MrMike

    Pull my thumb for some awesome stank.

  • Lyn

    Long time No see!! Can you believe we fooled all those dumb Americans into believing I cared about them at all, and they voted for me? I was nervous a couple times when stories about our mutual friends like Ayers came out, but luckily my lapdogs in the media coverred for me. Good to see you again, lets work together.

  • Tex-Mex Soup

    At long last we are re-united…. (with the song of peaches and herb playing in the back ground)

  • jbjd

    U.S. President Barack Obama Bows to Hugo Chavez, President of Argentina

    • Diana

      lol I was just thinking, “You sly dog, did you think I was going to get caught bowing for you too!”

  • Seattle Moss

    Hey Chavez..If you rub your fingers up and down like this it feels like a …

  • typical.white.person

    Obama: “Let me show you what teabagging really means.“

  • athena

    Hey Bro – Whaz up?

    • I’mFedUp

      Dumbazz Americans…I still haven’t had to show my birth certificate. Joke’s on them.

  • mel

    Hey bro, you me and Billy Ayers still on for dinner tomorrow night?

    • I’mFedUp

      LMAO Mel…but you forgot to add Fidel Castro to the party.

      • mel

        Fidel couldn’t make it, he needs a life support machine to make him go, not a lousy Ipod with pictures of Obama and Michelle on it or DVD’s that don’t work in Cuba or models of Air Force One…lol

        • I’mFedUp

          LMAO Mel…Okay, fine, no Fidel. Maybe Rashid Khalidi then. He can talk about how to blow Israel to Kingdom Come.

  • BlueTopaz

    Obama–Nice firm grip…….hmmm,”Why don’t we meet for a drink later and see what comes up?”

  • lightacandle

    Obama: The enemy of my country is my friend.

    • I’mFedUp

      Okay that’s hysterical. And sadly true.

    • http://www.marklevinshow.com Seattle Moss

      Very witty and a keeper.
      Obama wants to please everyone else at the expense of all Americans

    • athena

      “Obama: The enemy of my country is my friend.”

      Except it should read “The enemy of AMERICA is my friend.” I don’t think I have ever heard him say MY country.

      • I’mFedUp

        Good catch Athena!!

        • athena

          Sadly – it is just a glaring truth…..

          • I’mFedUp

            The glaring truth, and morons voted for him after that refusal to put his hand over his heart. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…….

  • mommakk

    “Hey hugo baby,this is how I handled Larry Sinclair.. wanna try me?”

  • Seattle Moss

    I believe in a firm hand shake and eye contact when I do business.
    Obama’s hand shake is so limp that it would cause me to want to rub that clammy shit off off my hands while giving the guy a funny look.

  • I’mFedUp

    Hey, Hugo, let’s go snort some Coca….

  • elise

    Chavez “I got 99 problems, but this ignoramus ain’t one”.

    • Objective Analysis

      totally funny and totally agree from a hip hop point of view

      Per the Obama file, it states MARXOFASCISTS UNITE.

  • gonzotx

    The End of the Great American Experiment

  • RalphfromBoston

    Hey,
    I think you’re onto something with that dictator angle
    mind if I steal it?

  • rw

    el hombre Chavez finds papi Obama’s sulfur stench – bueno, me gusta.

  • corage

    obama to chavez: hey man, you got the stuff?

  • corage

    chavez to obama: whatcha talkin’ fool? get your own damn stuff.

  • corage

    oops should be

    whatcha talkin’ about fool?

  • ExDemInVA

    Obama is defiant. If there is a rule or protocol to be broken, he will do it with gusto, especially if it makes the U.S. look bad. He had a smirk on his face when playing thumbsies with Chavez. He knows exactly what he is doing.

  • sowsear

    Now for the first time anywhere, The Secret Handshake

  • ExDemInVA

    Hey, do I know you? What country am I in?

  • FranSC

    I can’t tell you how wonderful it is to have someone who looks like us in the American White House. Even more important, we finally have a partner that understands us, and we can learn from each other.

  • http://deleted Buzz Latte

    Hey Comrade, remember this from Little Socialist’s Indoctrination Summer Camp?

    It’s the secret handshake for Red Cabin!

    • I’mFedUp

      So, you hate America and Americans too???

      • nomobama

        Good one.

  • CarlyinNJ

    Hey Hugo, thanks for the endorsement when I was running for POTUS; hey ain’t it awesome, we are the new TRANSCENDENT world rulers…tell me again the three rules that I must memorize but never say out loud, oh yeah…now I remember….
    (1). “the path to a new, better and possible world is not capitalism, the path is socialism;”
    (2). “the North American empire [is] the biggest menace to our planet;”
    (3). “There is no turning back….[we] WILL be elected President for Life” Got It!!!!

  • TeakwoodKite

    Chavez: ‘Ayers told me you would shake hands like a…”

    Obama; “heh! this punk thins he is all that. Good thing I didn’t fist bump ‘em.”

    Chavez; (in his best Lucy voice) ewwwww! Ignoramus germs!

  • Clyde5445

    This is the Jimmy Carter moment we all been waitng for.

    • pm317

      Good one!

  • J.J. (The PUMA)

    I have always thought that Obama is a cross between Princess Diana and Hugo Chavez.

    • I’mFedUp

      OH – MY – GAWD

      Obama is a cross between Princess Diana and Hugo Chavez.

      HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH…I’m dying.

    • catherine

      Perfect description!

  • Prem

    Chavez: Hola, Comrade–good job on pulling the wool over those Gringo’s eyes. Now I’m gonna teach you how to become Dictator of America for Life and then we can really get some work done.

    BHO: (Look of slimey self-satisfaction and agreement) Yes, we’re gonna, er, ummm, kick some capitalistic, Western ass and bring down democracy installing me as Dictator of the World.

  • nomobama

    Caption:

    What are you doing after the meeting, dear leader? I would just love me some kindred spirit.

  • Lisabona

    The liazon from Hollywood is missing Papy Chavez don’t make him jealous. Looks like I wasn’t wrong, when some time ago I wrote, the day 0bama became president will make Ayers dream come true. Sadly, when I saw 0bama together with Chavez, for America is a bitter victory.

  • Nancy

    WTF!?

    This picture makes my head hurt too much.

  • Lyn

    Did you see Chavez said Cuba is more democratic than the US?

  • Natasha

    Chavez Beats Obama in socialistic thumb wrestling match.

  • indiedogg

    Bro’s bef’o Hoes. You do it, my man, Venezuela, Chicago style — smile up front, shiv in the back. I gotta respect how you do what you do, my brutha.

  • wodiej

    is that a thumb shake or you just happy to see me??

  • zygodactyl

    He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plumb and said “What a good boy am I.”

  • http://sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

    The day Chris Matthews cried, and his tingle died.

    • catherine

      HAHAHAHAHA

  • Mssspellr

    Barry checks out the girth of Hugo’s thumb to insure it possesses ample thickness to satisfy his worked out posterior.

    The usurper purrrs,”I’ll bow for you later, sweetie. It’ll be just you…me…and the teleprompter.”

  • wodiej

    Hilarious comments….we ain’t right!!

  • JustMe~~

    LOL Larry & all…..

    What’s next a good ol’e foot massage? I dread to think

  • Clara Barton

    If you check the photo, O’s got his hand and fingers wrapped tightly around Chavez’ more loosely held hand. He’s the more aggressive ‘greeter’. Between the type of handshake and the wry grin, there’s a lot more behind this than a chance meeting and a formal handshake. This is a very familiar greeting and it gives me the creeps.

  • cassie

    How’s our mutual friend, Bill Ayers, doing? Since he’s spending so much time in Cuba, I haven’t seen much of him lately!

  • L

    bros before hos

  • tattie

    Chavez looks a bit surprise. Barky has a firm grip on Chavez. Chavez is looking at the hands and Barky is looking lovingly at his idol Chavez.

  • Um Hm

    Lemme see. What kind of racist right-wing comment can I post here to confirm the fact that my side lost?

  • econsmed

    Obama: ‘Come on sexy, let’s go make us some Ameri-Zuela love and rip this night up’

  • CandidAndy

    I think you people need help. You would rather the US spend time maintaining hostile relations with a man who elected by his own people…. I am glad we have a president who is man enough to ignore silly childish hostilities. We have more important things to worry about.

    Like him or loathe him, Hugo chavez was elected by his people. Ask the everyday poor Venezuelan how it feels to have affordable health care or good education.

    I can understand not agreeing with some of O’s policiies but you all just find any reason have a kvetch at the president, it’s rather boring now.

    P.s., Hilary is over it. Why don’t some of you get over it too? Eh?

    • oowawa

      Funniest comment yet!

    • I’mFedUp

      RancidCandy…I remember your trollness from a while back. Thanks for stopping by again!

      Hillary’s over it? Really? So, you had a deep, personal, in depth conversation with Hillary yourself?

      What’s really “boring now” is you trolls stinking up the board. Man, did they send you nuts out in droves after the Tea Parties. Can you say “scared” little Bots?

      Venezuelans wouldn’t BE in their shit situation without Chavez. I’m sure you can’t wait until this pitiful country, driven into the toilet by the Fraud, resembles Venezuela too. Good luck with that! We’ll just keep opposing his ridiculous “policies,” reckless spending, dumbazz foreign policy (if you can call it that), etc.

      • CandidAndy

        Oh, put a sock in it Grandma. Hillary Clinton is there, doing here job as the most powerful woman in the world, you here on some chat board complaining.

        Why don’t you go to Venezuela and see the great improvements in poor people’s lives. I do not agree with Chavez’s policies but let’s not deny that some progress has been made.

        What is upsetting about O shaking H.C’s hand? They are both democratically elected leaders and you like democracy, no?

        • I’mFedUp

          Give me a break Bot. Defending Chavez? Sorry, can’t go there. And I really can’t discuss anything intelligent with a TROLL. But, again, great to see you stopping by and gracing us with your little Bot presence?

          “Grandma?” Wow. 46 is really over the hill to you? So, that makes you, what like 18? Were you old enough to vote this past “selection” troll?

          • CandidAndy

            Ha, you’re older than my mother. I sent my vote by mail as I am currently in the UK. I still think you need to get over it! Get behind the President, the country needs you.

            I am not defending Chavez but I know that there is marked improvement where the working class is concerned, they now have universal health care and improved and affordable education.

            • I’mFedUp

              Well, if I am older than your mother, I get that you are just young and ignorant. You’ll change your tune about the Fraud. No, I will never support him. Never. Good news is that I don’t have to. It’s America, we’re entitled to have an opinion. Get it, Bot?

              • pm317

                Wait for him to get a job and start paying taxes!! :)

                • I’mFedUp

                  Moron Bot…How about this little piece from 2006 by your scumbag pal Chavez? You people are so America hating that you worship this crap? OMG you are so ignorant.

                  Chavez Says U.S. Empire Will Soon Fall, Calls Bush ‘Devil’

                  Thursday, September 21, 2006

                  Chavez addresses the U.N. General Assembly.

                  UNITED NATIONS — The United States will soon lose its place as leader of the world, and the United Nations is a broken organization that is beyond repair, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said Wednesday.

                  “The United States empire is on its way down and it will be finished in the near future, inshallah,” Chavez told reporters, ending the statement with the Arabic phrase for “God willing.”

                • I’mFedUp

                  The Bot doesn’t have to get a job. It will just continue to live on the dole, sucking the life out of good, decent, hardworking AMERICANS. Freeloader Bots will never understand what being “American” is.

            • Ferd Berfle

              I am not defending Chavez but I know that there is marked improvement where the working class is concerned, they now have universal health care and improved and affordable education.

              And how would you know? Let me clue you in, little troll–those voices echoing in your empty skull are not giving you the news of the day.

              • I’mFedUp

                Hey, I have an idea…let’s all chip in for a one way ticket to Venezuela for the dumb dumb Bot. Bon Voyage loser. Write us and tell us how you like your life. If you’re not happy, we can always reroute you to Cuba!

            • rw

              -Get behind the President, the country needs you.-

              Where have I heard this before? Sounds awfulllly familiar. Too bad Dems. don’t practice what they preach when it’s the other party that rules.

              • I’mFedUp

                The pathetic thing about these stupid Bots is that they have no idea what they are facing when they get to be parents, grandparents and great grandparents. They will STILL be paying for the Fraud’s reckless and wanton spending. By then it will be too late for the I Told You So that I have waiting for their stupid Bot butts.

    • Ferd Berfle

      I am glad we have a president who is man enough to ignore silly childish hostilities.

      Uh, goober, what you really meant by your spin centrifuged hogwash is that we have a panderer of a POTUS who will do or say anything to maintain his drooling bots in a groveling position at his feet. That about sums up the content of anything you might have to say. Shove off, troll.

    • Margaret

      This is not diplomatic relations!! This subservient “please fuck us, man” relations.

  • oowawa

    What the hell is this pendejo doing with my thumb? Must be this fool’s idea of a “hand job.”

  • ces

    WonderTwin Commies…ACTIVATE!

  • slowhand

    Chavez: “Who is this….Superfly?” The new Mack of USA?

  • oowawa

    Hugo, I believe in very close international relationships. Let me demonstrate what I mean . . .

    • Ferd Berfle

      Oh, el yucko, oowawa! Wow, I need to go rinse my brain with bleach.

      • oowawa

        Indeed, Ferd. He looks so smug, so smarmy . . . every time I look at that picture, the mmore it bothers me. In fact, it’s more disgusting than “the bow.” Yeccchhhh!

        • Ferd Berfle

          In fact, it’s more disgusting than “the bow.” Yeccchhhh!

          That One is one oily snake in the grass.

          Maybe we should call him the stooper, stupor, whatever.

          • oowawa

            Hahaha. Funny, Ferd. There was an 18th century play, She Stoops to Conquer . . . and I honestly think that many feel that by stooping, bowing, scraping, being homie buds with Chavez or other scoundrels, O is going to “conquer” in some way . . . . But this is stoopid–ain’t it? These guys are going to screw over his prostate ass. He’s got to learn to stand tall! These ain’t our homies!

  • http://! stodgie

    my caption? rev wright would be so proud!

  • Katmoon

    “See, if you pretend to scratch your nose with this finger, they will never realize you are telling them to f**k off”.

  • oowawa

    Well Hugo, one hand washes the other, if you get my drift . . .

  • I’mFedUp

    Hey Hugo, baby, we throw really cool crack and pizza parties at the White House every Wednesday night. Come on by, and bring Castro with you!

  • Twinkle

    Its only that BIG ?? Let me see if I can get it bigger for you loverboy…..

  • politicsisdirty

    Pres Obama:You make me complete!

    or

    We did it bro! Now let us start planning Part II

  • I’mFedUp

    What size shoe do you wear?

  • CandidAndy

    Haters, I got a job, I am a relationship manager for @Citi at the London HQ, what are you all doing? Queueing for Medicaid? Spending silly time wishing ill on your own country. So sad……

    • rw

      -Spending silly time wishing ill on your own country. So sad……-

      Is that what you did when Bush was president? Where you one of the lefties-by-default that wished Bush’s Iraq venture failed?

    • I’mFedUp

      RancidCandy…Liar and loser. You’re not even American, you ignoramus so STFU.

      • CandidAndy

        LOl, ok grandma, I think it is prozac time for you, you’re clearly off color.

    • Mssspellr

      Citi bank pimped toxic Lehman Brother papers on the unsuspecting public in many countries for a long time, cashing in on a high commissions for themselves while robbing many folks of their life savings. They even convinced many people to sell all their (risky?) stocks and buy these so called (SAFE?)certificates that promised a 9% return. Now they can be sold for 2 percent of their value so they are a 98% loss.

      Working for Citi is nothing to be proud of.

      • CandidAndy

        I am proud of the work I do because I put in an honest, all toxic stuff concerns me not….

        You all really should find something to do, spend some of your time volunteering or something, let go of some of your anger. Being angry and old is a bad combo.

      • CandidAndy

        I am proud of the work I do because I put in an honest effort everyday, all the toxic stuff concerns me not….

        You all really should find something to do, spend some of your time volunteering or something, let go of some of your anger. Being angry and old is a bad combo.

        • Mssspellr

          Not caring about people who lose their life savings with the help of your employer shows a sociopathic mindset. That’s why you fit right in there. :)

    • barry bums a ciggie

      yet, you come here and try to “lecture” how we should behalf and act. Who’s the loser? Relationship manager? I think not.

      • CandidAndy

        Do you even know what an RM does? I doubt it, so hold your peace. All of you just make me sick, so called Democrats who are still crying 5 months after the election…….Sore, sad, geriatric losers.

        • arran

          Why would you think I’d care about what you do, or say for that matter, after your snide little comments?

          Your mother gets an “F” in parenting!

    • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

      Relationship Manager. Oh, I get it–you’re that guy named Tom who is always on the other side of the peephole.

  • barry bums a ciggie

    Caption:

    Bobo: “Don’t be such a dictator…ah, you know I’m just playin’ withcha man.”

  • Nancy

    Chavez looking for the strings to pull…Obama “I’m your puppet.”

  • Patrick Henry

    “SI SI PUEDE COMRAD”…..!!!

  • http://deleted Buzz Latte

    “Okay, this is the hammer and this is the sickle part of the handshake! Muy Bueno, eh Hugo?”

  • Baba Rum Raisin

    TWO DIPSHITS – NO WAITING!

  • Baba Rum Raisin

    “What a coincidence! MY favorite Marx Brother is ‘Karl,’ too!”

  • Baba Rum Raisin

    “Winner gets the signed Lenin portrait! Loser has to fellate Fidel!”

  • Hank

    Que pasa Maricon, donde esta Larrie Sinclair? I miss him! Would you like to come over later for some tea….bagging? OK, I’ll be back, I need to bullshit the bullshitters in the ballroom.

  • Lisabona

    ANDY, I think you are old enough to possess a valid Passport. Why you don’t move in Venezuela. Chavez will have one more fan. Bon voyage, amigo(and never come back). You can take A& 0 with you.

    • CandidAndy

      Lol, just cos I am not buying into your hollow conspiracy theories. Don’t worry about me, I’m good.

  • Anon

    Yo Bro! I knew they were dumb, but I had no idea they were that dumb.

  • Ferd Berfle

    Caption:

    That One: I can’t dance ’cause I gots two left feet; and I never can remember how this handshake thing works but if you put me in front of a telePrompTer, watch out man, I’m killer.

  • politicsisdirty

    Wow, Chris “tingle” Mathews mad a Obama re: Cuba?

    Hmmmm, I think I will start watching him again so his rating will improve….NOT!!!!

  • RobWarrior

    This is the Delta Tau Chi secret handshake. Your pledge name Barry is now Flounder.

  • amprivateer

    Thats, the ghetto was-sup brother jail house hand shake. police use it as an identifier as well as other hand shake descriptor’s, Freemasons also use styles or coded handshakes or hand signals. they may have introduced these hand shakes into the jail house or prisons populations over a long period of time. So if the beat cop is driving and see’s two people or many doing verious styles or coded hand shake’s indicates that one or more may be on probation, parole or been to a prison as a guest, also it may indicate a criminal activity, or an intro to same.

  • Dutch

    Your place or mine – wink, wink.

  • Butter

    I’m reminded of always seeking out the Marxist professors and students in college. So good to meet you.

  • Palm Tree

    Brother! We are united!

  • Bob

    Hey, I am a bigger shit head than you!

    • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

      LMAO. Mi cabaza tiene mas caca que tus cabeza.

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  • Margaret

    I’d like you to fuck me and my country