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Obama Proves Stupid is as Stupid Does

By Larry Johnson on April 19, 2009 at 10:21 PM in Current Affairs

Obama is a clown and a fool when it comes to matters of Latin America. First, watch his explanation of why he came near to performing an act of political fellatio on Hugo Chavez.

Here’s what is wrong with his lame-ass explanation/excuse. He is pretending that there are only two choices–hostility or the servility Obama demonstrated. I have lived and worked in Central and South America for more than 31 years. There is a way to be polite to Chavez without the glad handing and frat boy mugging that Obama engaged in. And you certainly do not start a dialogue about important policy differences by letting an arrogant prick like Chavez school you and humiliate you before the world.

What is truly pathetic is how clueless Obama is to the disrespect and ridicule he was subjected to during this trip south. I am livid over his smug stupidity. It will hurt America over the mid-term and potentially farther down the road.

  • imustprotest

    I tried to listen to that clip but could only make it about half way when I lost patience. Yes, strawman arguments are what Obama does best. His Obot army on the blogs were also full of such arguments and distorted logic.

    • jbjd

      I forced myself to watch the whole clip. Trust me; it only got worse, much worse.

      • SJ

        Does this man understand that its not just Venezuela he is dealing with? Chavez has friends in all the right places, yes the USA has a bigger defense budget, but Chavez has the means to include others to help him fight if it comes to that.

        I cant believe Obama used that as an excuse, anyway Chavez must really be the boss, because at the start of the summit when he and Ortega was giving the USA a tongue lashing they said they rejected the summits declaration.

        Well the summit has ended and Chavez has called the shots and gotten his way no one signed the declaration there was no consensus reached just as Chavez promised, so who really is the boss?

        • rw

          Read in the foreign press that no one wanted to host the summit because of the cat and dog clashes that exist between the two camps, one US friendly (and all that goes with that) and one not. So Trinidad Tobago got “inspired” to host it. Seems things were not well even from the planning stages.

          The reason that Cuba became such a central issue at the summit was not necessarily because of Chavez/Ortega’s insistence but because it was the only point on which there was agreement.

    • ladydawn

      I agree with you Larry

    • mary

      IS THIS MORON THE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.?

      Lacking any rudimentary appreciation of Protocol and lacking Dignity this is a phenomenal breach of etiquette.

      Hillary where art thou?!!

      HRC’s dignity and appreciation of protocol would be thousands of miles ahead of the Bush comicotragedy of the last 8 years of disasters and millions of years ahead of this unqualified, inexperienced Chicago thug….SHAME.

      • fif

        Can you imagine Hillary EVER glad-handing Chavez and accepting a propaganda aid (ie: the book) from him with gratitude? Never. What a fool.

  • http://www.sonicninjakitty.wordpress.com Sonic Ninja Kitty

    HE IS SO INCREDIBLY DUMB!!!!!!! OMG–Everyone in the world is watching and laughing at how stupid we were to let this guy get elected. Watching him makes me squirm–I can’t take it!! Unbelievable!!

    BTW–is he growing a ‘Che’ mustache? {{squirm, cough, squirm, throw a history/economics/diplomacy book at the TV}}

    • Anna

      Well, they better not laugh too hard. There was unprecedented international pressure to elect this man. I’ll never forget the much-touted BBC list of folks who were never going to wuv us again if we didn’t vote for him.

  • Ani

    Squeezing an answer out of him is downright painful. How on earth did it take 2:47 to get that answer out — he could have said as much in 15 seconds. Period. Further, the question was directed to the President more about the “message” his behavior sends to other leaders, to the US and the world — not that anyone thinks Venezuela is going to invade or something…sheesh.

    I still can’t get over it — how could it take that long to say that little.

    • lauraks

      Because it is never about what he says but rather that it is him.He is just not expected to perform as a competent leader.I have never seen anything in my life like it.

      • FranSC

        It is this romanticism that all those deaf, dumb, and blind people have about this extraordinarily ORDINARY man. Those of us who were tuned in saw this in the primary debates, for God’s sake! I do not recall ONE noteworthy statement he made in the primary or ge debates. He is NOT fast on his feet. He has memorized generalized phrases he uses to get by.

        He has unbelieveable confidence in his ability to “talk” to leaders of rogue countries primarily because he looks like them. He apparently is under the misguided impression that his appearance, fist-bumps, and thumb shakes will bring peace to the world. He does not seem to have a concept that you don’t just make nice with these dangerous people, but instead get concessions and make deals.

        • mary

          If this Barack clown had been WHITE or a WOMAN of ANY COLOR….he’d be wiping tables in Washington’s diners….near subways/tenements!

          He was elected to “give a new face to America” alright!…Enjoy, obots and clueless voters..

          • Kathy

            Geraldine Ferraro tried to tell people that. Look what happened to her.

    • fif

      I learned in a poli sci class as an undergrad that foreign policy is 75% appearance…he is either incredibly naive and arrogant or he is dangerous.

  • bb

    Chavez ??? He is very rude for giving the President a book. My god “ghetto” handshake and a chuckle. He will think America is weak. Now he can charge us more for oil and march the great Venezuelean army on the U.S. Got to get and given the proper respect or watch out!

    Love the cold war mentality. Us versus them! Always works for America.

    • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

      I think you need to go check to see if perhaps your cranium was more than a bit bruised by that fall you took from the produce truck, there bullet-head.

    • elise

      You are underestimating Hugo Chavez, bb. He is trying to unite South American, something which has never been done. If he succeeds, there will be a powerful force in the UN that the US can’t control, they will choose their own trade partners and their economies will not be tied to the US. Obama said a few months ago Iran was a small country which posed not threat to the US. That was a mistake also, but not because of nuclear weapons. Iran has trade agreements with both China and Russia. If you can’t see the relevance of that, grasshopper, go study your history and political science. Alliances are very important. That’s what made the formation of city states possible during the Middle Ages. I don’t agree with the Bush policy of ignoring and/or threatening other countries, but the approach Obama is taking of going around the world to meet the family of man without accepting reality is a disaster. It would be wonderful if it were so easy, but Obama is clueless.

    • fif

      Do you understand ANYTHING about dicatators (and Chavez in particular)? I heard a report that said the book he gave him was in Spanish, a language BO does not speak. WHY do you think he made a big show of walking across the room, in front of the cameras, and handed a book–cover facing the cameraz–to BO that blames the US for all the ills in Latin America? Do you realize that Chavez completely controls the media in Venezuela, and cares only about propping up his own regime? Yea, let’s sit around a campfire and sing songs with him. (As long as he doesn’t tell stories about all of the people he has ‘disappeared.’) Please read about the appeasement before WWII and the grave consequences of those actions. My God, I can’t believe how ignorant people can be.

  • Cindy

    great post, Larry.
    Obama and his followers are so incredibly naive, which is so dangerous.
    Can you imagine ol’ Sam Adams standing around singing “kum-ba-yah” and thinking that’s going to protect the colonists?
    If we just HAVE to have a man run this country, can’t we at least have a real one?

  • Susan1968

    I get the feeling he’s still in running-for-office mode. You know, shaking everyone’s hand, telling everyone what they want to hear.

    Does he realize he’s president?

    And did he really say he’s glad Ortega didn’t blame him for things that happened when he was a baby?

    He could have made a similar point about “change,” a new direction, a new policy, without sounding like ateenager, “Not my fault, I wasn’t there.”

    It’s not about him — it’s about the country. Does he get it? Or is he still running against Hillary?

    • FLDemFem

      Obummer has the same view of things, the universe, the world, and America, that many of his generation do. They hit school about the same time that the “self-esteem” people took over education. So schools didn’t emphasize things they used to in the past, like history, and focused on the egos of the children. Therefore, we have generations of kids who think the world began when they were born. And that nothing that happened before they were old enough to notice matters or is relevant to a current situation. Never mind that thousands of years of recorded history give insight into the patterns of human behavior, and politics, that are still relevant today. Never mind that most other countries work off a base of cultural and historical tradition. Never mind that everyone has their own point of view which is formed by their cultural and historical traditions as well as their own situations. Because they never mind any of these things, or learn them, they go out into the world with an attitude that if it didn’t happen to them, it doesn’t matter. Well, that doesn’t go over well with heads of state when one is discussing the future of their countries in relevance to yours. They know what happened before Obummer was born, or taking note of his surroundings, and they know it informs the current situation. They know their history, he doesn’t. And the fact that he doesn’t makes us look bad. Really bad. We have sent out a self-centered child to represent our country in some rather delicate negotiations. He failed. It should not come as a surprise.

      • mary

        If Obummer is a “self-centred child” what was Bush? A self-centred foetus perhaps??

  • Paula Revere

    This is ridiculous…Can one of the Obot trolls come to this thread and defend the above?

    “Political fellatio” LMAO Larry, good one.

    • oowawa

      Well, this is kind of sad, Paula Revere, no obots coming to O’s defense. Okay, I’ll play!

      You pitiful NQ Bush-loving Neocon crybabies had better wake up to the fact that 69,000,000 Americans voted for a change! We tried the tough-guy approach, and guess what–it didn’t work! Now we’ve finally got a decent man at the helm, and it’s time to try a new approach!!!

      Nope, sorry. I tried. Just can’t go on. You’ll just have to wait “Until the real thing comes along . . . “

      • Donna “Abigail Adams” Brazile

        My name is Obot Gugalooloo and I’m a veterinarian and I’m really learn-ed. My defense of That One, whom I happen to have a man crush on, is he was trying to be clear because the notion that he said something stupid doesn’t compute on my adoration meter.

        • Paula Revere

          Abigail…You got it down. Obot Gugalooloo? Hysterical!!!!

      • Paula Revere

        oowawa…HAHAHAHHAH…You just can’t bring yourself to Bot talk, huh? No worries. They’re literally all over this blog, so I am sure one will come along and spew soon. WTF up with all the trolls anyway? Soooo many more than usual. Scared little baby Bots.

        • http://noquarter foxyladi14

          they come out of the woodwork.every time the precious screws up.

      • Ulysses S. Moss

        oowawa,

        Is this a quiz to determine the wimp who said that phrase which I recognize.
        I go first..Sf Hillary

        • Paula Revere

          Ulysses…I think that was some Bot named BB. What did I win?

          • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

            Probably BB. I hear-tell there’s a turnip truck somewhere missing a passenger fitting his description. You can have the truck or the turnips. He isn’t worth much more than that, I’m sorry to say.

            • Paula Revere

              Ughh…I won a Bot? WTF? LMAO at the turnip truck missing a passenger though. :mrgreen:

          • oowawa

            You win, at least in part, Paula. Previous thread:

            The Neocon era is over. We have nothing to fear from these countries and these democratically elected leaders.

            Nothing wrong with trying a new approach.

            The tough guy stuff does not work and never has.

            Prize pending.

            • Paula Revere

              I want a pic of the bunny slippers LOL.

          • Ulysses S. Moss

            Well Paula,
            For your steadfastness today and holding up the fort while I was away…Tending the garden
            I hereby promote you to a cabinet level position….We will work out the details later!!

            • Paula Revere

              Awesome! Happy to serve my country. :mrgreen:

            • http://firefox Martha Washington Collier

              P.S. I assume you paid your taxes cause the other cabinet, you know, doesn’t.

              • Paula Revere

                LMAO…I’m current on the taxes, although I am thinking why the hell WOULD I pay for the criminal theft of the USSObama-Pelosi.

        • oowawa

          No USM–that was a good guess, though. After reading so many bot comments, the rhetoric just kind of sinks in and lingers, leaving a bitter aftertaste. Build a new thread critical of The One, and as sure as day follows night, they will come . . .

          • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

            Build a new thread critical of The One, and as sure as day follows night, they will come .

            I think they were given a PowerPoint Presentation at bot camp which covered the 5-P principle: prevaricate, pontificate, posture, pander, and pule.

            • oowawa

              the 5-P principle: prevaricate, pontificate, posture, pander, and pule.

              LOL Ferd, Spiro Agnew would have loved that . . . I seem to remember the “pusillanimous pontificating pussyfooters,” not to mention the “nattering nabobs of negativism.” Now he had a speechwriter! None of this wimpy fratboy stuff . . .

              • J.J. (The PUMA)

                Agnew had the perfect phrase to describe the press corp who slammed the “tea parties”.

                “An Effete Corps of Impudent Snobs”.

                • http://firefox AnnieCollier

                  Oh! I forgot about that one! How perfect.

                  I can hardly stand it. I’m liking Agnew now.

              • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

                Now he had a speechwriter! None of this wimpy fratboy stuff .

                For sure. He could certainly let loose the zingers. Alliteration is a wonderful thing.

          • Ulysses S. Moss

            That crazy pot head prof last night Bernie Loathman from Eugene Oregon was a piece of work
            My question is how this country could let a loser like that in…

            • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

              He was dreadful. He reminded me of that bot Detractor who used to come here and post pages and pages of rotting garbage.

              • Ulysses S. Moss

                BFB…

                Yes I remember detractor

                However, he was a day tripper and I’m unable to post as much during that time

    • FranSC

      …Can one of the Obot trolls come to this thread and defend the above?

      This post is above Obot troll pay grades.

  • Seattle Moss

    This is not about whether Venezuela is a direct threat to the US, although their form of Socialism is spreading by force in the region.
    This my friends is about how embracing Chavez is a clear danger to those that want democracy in that country.
    I see no talk of political prisoners or the shuttering of the free press or the Redshirt tactics used on pro democracy advocates, or the oppressive tactics used on businesses and companies in threat of communist state takeover.

    Obama and his lack of understanding of freedom and liberty will be mean the death of thousands in the coming years as Obama has condoned the regimes that carry out these atrocities.

  • Hot Librarian

    It is Karma that the Us faces Daniel Ortega again. History never ends.

    • Ulysses S. Moss

      Why are we not hearing more about Obama sitting on his hands while Ortega goes on a diatribe.

      No other president would give a thug such as him a platform

      • Paula Revere

        It’s unbelievable. For a real man, and politician, never mind the US President, to sit around and calmly listen to the US being literally TRASHED is mind boggling. I would punch someone for talking crap about America like that. But, oh no, the alleged “President” just listens like the pansy azz America hating creep he is.

    • http://firefox AnnieCollier

      Yes, I have a friend who immigrated from Nicaragua during the fighting down there. Her parents were educated business owners. The “revolutionaries” took every thing they had; stripped their house…the parents sent the three kids to the US.

  • Patrick Henry

    Just Heard on Fox News that the Book SHOVEZ HUGO~IGO
    gave Obama and was help up for the press with Smniles all around for Photo Ops…Just jumped from about 550 on the Seller List to #2 Today..
    Way to Promott thos revolutionary Bucks…Opps..I meant Books ,Barack…

    I Havent seen the Protestors Waving a book around since “CHE” was the thing to keep in your Tent next to your Bong..

    Funny huh..The other 60′s Hippys Kept “CHEECH”
    albums next to thier Bongs..

    “I SI PUENDI…COMRADES”

    • http://firefox AnnieCollier

      Yes, it was all very romantic and exciting…just imagining the revolution back in the 60′s wasn’t it? It was great make believe for some acid heads.

      I remember some of my hippy Democratic “progressive” male friends in Big Sur sitting around musing about how “if it came right down to it” they’d blow up Bixby Bridge and cut us off from the “outside world”.

      Rolling my eyes, I said “eh…fellows, they have helicopters, parachutes, and real soldiers with real artillery; so if you plan on blowing up anything, let me know so I can be on the Carmel side of the bridge.” What a bunch of jerks. Some of them and their wannabes apparently still are.

    • http://firefox AnnieCollier

      Maybe Oprah will have it as her new book club selection too…guaranteed to be #1 the next day.

      • politicalidentitycrisis

        Well, it’s already number 2 on Amazon. Can you friggin’ believe that chit????? OMG! WTF is wrong with Americans????

        • http://firefox Martha Washington Collier

          Well at least 60 and some odd million of them have lost their minds.

  • Katmoon-Adams

    First, watch his explanation of why he came near to performing an act of political fellatio on Hugo Chavez.

    Mr. Johnson, you are going to be responsible for my death, by choking while reading your articles. I think I may have given myself a hernia from laughing! I’ll collect myself in a moment, but for right now I have to say that is one of the best, descriptions of self humilation I have ever read.

    ROFLMAO, still.

    • chris from Chicago

      That visual really sucks! lol

    • http://noquarter foxyladi14

      i.m widju kid.that Larry is great..

  • mdp

    This would be funny if OB was representing Beleize or some other bananna republic. This asshole is representing the United States! What a total ass kisser this guy is! Impeach this imposter immedieately and get his ass out of the whitehouse–NOW!!!!!!!!!

  • chris from Chicago

    watching Obama speak is like watching a stammering Elmer Fudd…
    When I can muster it and I listen to him I squirm … he is one of the most ungifted speakers I have ever seen..it is downright embarassing…
    he says absolutely nothing…he hems and haws..and stutters…and pauses…
    after 8 years of another “gifted” orator in Bush, you would think we could have someone up there who could speak..like Hillary..

    • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

      I’m sorry. I duly tried to watch him speak. After the first set or ers, ahs, and ums, that did it. I would rather open up my skull and feel my brain than listen to that posturing panderer and prevaricator. This man has no business walking dogs, driving an automobile, speaking in public, organizing communities (whatever the hell that means), being an attorney, running for office, or even holding office, much less that of POTUS. I would haul away my own trash than have him do it. Hell, I would haul away HIS trash just to keep him from f-ing that up, too.

      He is an embarrassment to this country.

      • Ulysses S. Moss

        Benjamin,

        At this point I think Susan Boyle would be a better president than Obama..
        Just saying!

        • mary

          Ulysses

          Yes! Susan Boyle for President (to replace Obummer)!!!Agreed

      • Paula Revere

        OMFG Benjamin…I can’t read your posts and consume beverages at the same time. ROFLMAO.

      • pyjama

        Didn’t Michelle say that he couldn’t butter toast, and that her 5 yr. old was better able to make beds than he could?

        These tasks may appear trite, but in fact they are telling about how someone manages. Yes, manage, as in executive functions required to carry out tasks in life. And yet, he holds the highest executive office.

        • mary

          pyjame

          Yes! Obummer was and is a spoiled brat thanks to his Typical White Grandma who happened to have been a Vice President of a Bank nonetheless! And he had the nerve to throw her under the bus with his good ole uncle Jeremiah Wright who was the most honest of the bunch when he said: “Barack’s just a typical politician. He’ll say antyhing and do anything to get elected”!! Right on, Jerremiah!

      • TeakwoodKite

        would rather open up my skull and feel my brain than listen to that posturing panderer and prevaricator.

        I hear Hannibal Lector is running a special.

        • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

          LMAO Ouch!

    • HARP

      Harvard needs to refund the Saudis back their money for his education.

      • Paula Revere

        Good Lord, you people are so funny tonight. I’m dying. Refund the Saudis back their money? Hahahhahahahah….

    • http://firefox Martha Washington Collier

      chris…Elmer Fudd belongs to Barney Frank.

      • http://firefox Martha Washington Collier

        I think 0 could sub for Bugs. You know how he flits from here to there…big ears and all…uh-bud-dee, uh-bud-dee, uh-bud-dee, that’s all folks.

        Has anyone else noticed that he’s been on tee vee every single day? Is this to keep the bots fed? hypnotized?

  • HARP

    I`m sure he brushed up on his “Latin”, just so could understand them.

    • rw

      lol. Yes, just like Arabic translators from Iraq were needed in Afghanistan, and how he asked how a word was said in….Austrian.

      Ah, he certainly proves Columbia and Harvard are….overrated.

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    Can we *please* replace That One with his TelePrompTer? It has better command of the nuances of the English language, only eats electricity, doesn’t need to have its mechanical ass kissed constantly and can think on its feet stand. As an added bonus, it has a history which can be verified.

    That’s the ticket.

    • Donna “Abigail Adams” Brazile

      Oh my gawd that one was to funny:-)

      Keep up the lovefest.

    • CentralMass

      Every time I hear him open his mouth I get an image of his Hillary cardboard cut out fondling speech writer typing (with one hand) the text for the teleprompter.

  • mel

    Mark Obama’s words, this speech he gave or well answer he gave defines Obama as the most dangerous position any leader can possibly take, especially towards a dictorial forgeign government who has publically slapped the likes of Obama in the face on many occassions, even as recent as the other day giving him a book written in spanish, against the US.

    In short, Obama took it up the ass from Chavez and in doing so figures he caused no harm in the interests of the US in the process, what planet is he on?

    US interests are as strong and as weak as its leader demonstrates and Obama weakened the position of the US in the eyes of the rest of the western world, after doing the same in Europe a short time ago! So good luck businesses and even vacationers in the future because Obama today exposed the USA as out of touch with reality and openned the doors for opposition towards all facets of US endevours in the world!

    Obama next going to tell the troops in Iraq and Afganistan to lay down their weapons and pick some flowers to offer in a cordial way to the Taliban and Iranian backed fighters?

    • HARP

      An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

      Winston Churchill

    • http://firefox AnnieCollier

      I had the same impression, Mel. Maybe he’ll have them put down their weapons and help tend he poppy fields. As of these past two trips, anything is believable.

    • Wisewoman

      …”especially towards a dictorial forgeign government who has publically slapped the likes of Obama in the face on many occassions,”. Don’t forget Chavez had already called Obama an “ignoramus” even before the summit.

      • ConfusedAmerican

        Well maybe Obama knows that Chavez is correct and thats why Obama was being so servile to him.

  • rw

    In 2007 Ibero-American conference in Chile tough mouths Ortega, Correa and Chavez let off rants against Spain and their colonialists ways of 500 friggin years ago. After Chavez used the word fascist, the King told Chavez to shut up and got up and left the plenary session. The King’s exit was followed by pres. Zappi telling the entire group that he DEMANDED respect and that “he expected it to the last time” disrespect toward Spain or a Spanish leader was expressed.

    That was little ole Spain’s response, Obama, leader of the US, brings it home to himself and makes a personal joke. I really think Obama is detached from reality.

    • Ulysses S. Moss

      What Obama is saying is that you can slap us berate us and even plot against us and were going to look the other way.

  • Paula Revere

    In short, Obama took it up the ass from Chavez

    I would be laughing at that, but it’s so true and so sad that now I’m scared. Your post is so resonant because this IS so dangerous for us.

    I was just thinking about Americans traveling abroad now, and how we are so vulnerable because of what this asshole has done. Ughhhh….I can’t take much more of this.

    • Ulysses S. Moss

      I heard Ru Paul is looking for another Queen to take over…Obama would be perfect for the job.

      • Paula Revere

        Actually, I think MeChelle would be perfect for THAT job.

  • mel

    The ending statement by Obama is a killer when he stated: During my campaign and Presidency, I do not look at things politically, but what is in the best interests of the United States.

    So now we have it:
    Obama did not denounce Rev Wright or the church for political reasons, and

    Obama did not give a speech on race for political reasons, and

    Obama did not provide an authentic birth certificate for political reaons, and

    Obama did not divulge his association with Ayers and Dhorn for political reasons, and

    Obama did not come clean about Rezko, but had to have his teeth pulled to answer his association with the man, for political reasons,

    Obama did it all for the best interests of the United States! Everyone, 3 cheers for Obama!!! Hip hip FU, Hip hip FU, Hip hip FU!

    • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

      The ending statement by Obama is a killer when he stated: During my campaign and Presidency, I do not look at things politically, but what is in the best interests of the United States.

      He lies about the lies he told. Either he has no grip on reality or he is a pathological liar.

      • TeakwoodKite

        Hey, BO has a magic shovel, it keeps digging.

        Is the quote that upon recieving this book from Citco man, he said that he was only 3 months old and he, BO, was glad they couldn’t “blame him”?

        If true, is BO of the opinion that he is not responsible for all that has been a nd will be? He is to blame.

    • Paula Revere

      As far as the birth certificate, I read today on the net that they are forging a long form BC for the Fraud and will release it soon. Who the hell is going to believe him now? Frankly, I’m surprised dumbazz Pelosi wasn’t smart enough to forge one for him before the phony primary.

      • http://firefox AnnieCollier

        Will they keep his father’s race as “African”? Or have they been reading NQ and look up the correct terminology of the time? Clue: I’m not giving them the answer here…

      • ConfusedAmerican

        For the almost million $ Obama has paid in legal fees to not have to show it I hope the new forgery is better than the last one.

        • Paula Revere

          Sigh…I wonder if people will believe it. I will try to find the link to where I saw this. But apparently it’s taking a lot of time to create this phony piece of crap because they have to make sure it looks “worn” enough to be from 1961, etc. And they have researched the exact typewriter to use, etc. Like I said, I’m surprised they didn’t do it already. Now we’re going to be stuck trying to prove yet another one is bogus. When the HELL does this nightmare end? Jeez.

          • Paula Revere

            Is the Obama administration working on a forged long-form Birth Certificate as we speak?

            by DefendUSx April 19, 2009 10:00

            Hat-tip to Probie who gives this information:

            Don’t know about 9/11 conspiracy, but do know from DC source that an Administration team is working on perfecting a forgery of the long-form birth certificate. They plan on presenting it in a a month or so. The source is FBI agent who has drinking buddy from University of Illinois now in the Administration. Its second hand, but the source is supposed to be solid.

            They have already prepared the forgery with special paper and ink. The document was printed on a fully functional 1960 Heidelberger printing press located at a print museum in Toronto. Access was arranged by a trustee of the museum who is connected to a large Canadian banking/investment firm with major US interests.

            The blanks in the forged form were filled in with an old Underwood Manual typewriter bought at an estate sale in Skokie, IL. The raised seal was the easiest piece to fake, since you can by a special order corporate seal from just about any online office supply store.

            The only reason they haven’t rolled out the foregery yet is that it is “seasoning” under mild UV light and a back and forth rotation between between a humidifier and a sauna. Get ready….one to two months tops.

            I also said they’d have to get a 1960s Printing Press, and indeed, by this information, looks like they found one.

            The banking connection is disturbing too, gives more credibility to this also. The details here are solid.

            Obama visited Canada not that long ago, anyone know if he went to Toronto?

            • http://firefox AnnieCollier

              Well, I don’t know about all the machinations they may be going through. Personally the only b/c I will believe is the one under the Hawaiian governors lockdown/seal in the state vault.

              I’m not even interested in entertaining talk about what they may try to produce.

              I believe you Paula but we don’t need another boondoggle on matters Obama. The stuff right out in front is beyond bad.

              • http://firefox AnnieCollier

                In other words, if they produce it, there’ll be plenty of time to take it on…until then I trust no one. Obots can be malicious pranksters.

              • Paula Revere

                I have no idea if that is true Annie, you are right. That’s why I didn’t post it earlier, although part of me says that of course they’re drumming up something because there are way too many lawsuits against the Fraud to keep dismissing.

                • http://firefox Martha Washington Collier

                  It’d be hard to keep quiet, I agree. Just inserting a bit of caution. I trust the Obots only in one way…to make the opposition look crazy for questioning That One. I believe, along with everyone else, that he is a fraud…in all ways. He came in cheating, will continue cheating along the way and will be a cheater when he leaves office…in four years or earlier, under a cloud.

                  • Paula Revere

                    Yes, he is a fraud and we all knew it early on. The concept of Bots is still really WTF to me. When they show up here with the crazy stuff I still kind of don’t believe they exist. I don’t go to their sites and post nonsense. Really, really WTF about the Bots/Trolls.

                    • http://firefox Martha Washington Collier

                      If the new forged b/c fails to materialize (it could be a story they plant and hope it sticks to his opposition)they use it all over the net to discredit us. I don’t want to jump in to any fray until I see who’s doing it or who’s behind it.

                      We all know, from the reactions of the 0 campaign (jumping in to justify, explain, make up an alternate universe) that MEchille no doubt was caught on a tape in public making racist remarks. However, for whatever reason, it didn’t come into the public realm. Trinity Church, for instance, scrubbed their site of the DVD they had had up for sale of the symposium she attended…and on and on it went. Endlessly sniping and insulting back and forth. A waste of energy and a total distraction. So until I see it in print and know who’s involved, I’m not going to take any bait.

                    • Paula Revere

                      If you ask me, the “whitey tape” existed and for whatever reason McCain, or someone, chose to take some bizarre high road and kill it. Or, they used it for some other reason to control the Fraud. Whatever. There’s so much of this we will never know. Transparency my ass.

                      I agree about not taking bait, but I keep my eyes and ears open, in the hope that one of these things will pan out and be the undoing of the Fraud, so we can save our country. We all know he’s dirtier than we could ever conceive of. It’s just a matter of time until it’s all out in the open.

              • http://noquarter foxyladi14

                the Kenyan records are sealed too.hmm..

      • politicalidentitycrisis

        That kind of sounds like something Barrakula would say:

        “We are, um..er..working on…um…forging…er…uh…I mean…um…releasing…the long…uh, er…form of my…uh…um…birth certificate. Um…er…that will be…uh, uh..er…soon.”

  • Eastan McNeal

    I don’t have much of a military background. But I did play Risk once. I picked up a small country in South America and, since my defense spending was so small, nobody noticed as I picked up a few more little countries, and then some more and when I filled up the whole continent I just moved it to North America.

    ()’s statement that they have 1/600th the military spending as us is like saying “oh. it’s just a tiny little cancer.”

    • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

      But I did play Risk once.

      LOL

      • Ulysses S. Moss

        Nobody wins the game of Risk without controlling the middle east.

  • candymarl

    Oh good grief. Obama is Lucy with the football and we are Charlie Brown. Aaaarrgghhh!

    • http://www.sonicninjakitty.wordpress.com Sonic Ninja Kitty

      ROFL!!

  • Betsy Buzz Ross Latte

    I wonder how Hillary Clinton’s blood pressure is these days…

    I wonder if Bill is a back channel for the sane world politicians, if there are any.

  • barry bums a ciggie

    But but but…they really really liked me.

    You are right Larry, 0-zero acts like there are only two options. He wants to prove to everyone that he’s not dubya but at the same time, he is proving to be just as ignorant as dubya.

  • http://deleted Betsy Buzz Ross Latte

    …ignorant and far more dangerous in that ignorance…

    • Thomas Pain Jayne

      LMAO I love it! Buzz you always crack me up…………..but even more now!

    • Paula Revere

      Okay Buzz, your name. You guys are all sooo funny. Betsy Buzz Ross Latte? ROFLMAO.

  • I’m a Linda too

    Yes. Thank you LJ. The first thing that came to my mind, what an idiot. He offers an absolute false choice that he claimed was given during the campaign. REALLY Weary Barry, the choice was opening up dialogue? Or was it your naive rhetoric about bombing Pakistan if they had a target on Bin Laden, or setting up trips with heads states hostile without pre conditions…and those bad bad ideas you frequently uttered?

  • http://firefox Martha Washington Collier

    Anyone know where George is?

    • Paula Revere

      OMFG Annie…You too? Hahahahhahahahha….

    • Ulysses S. Moss

      Hey Martha,
      Great to have you on board along with Betsy,Thomas/Jayne and Paula.

      The obots can’t stand talking to real patriots as we have found out this evening.

      • http://firefox Martha Washington Collier

        You noticed, I’m sure Ulysses, that not many of them could handle being physically surrounded by patriots at the tea parties either. Were they afraid, like the Wicked Witch of the West, that they’d melt into a puddle with too much truth?

      • Paula Revere

        USMoss…you forgot to mention:

        Andrew Jackson 191
        Donna Abbigail Adams Brazile
        Benjamin Franklin Berfle
        Tom Cat Jefferson
        Buzz Betsy Ross Latte
        etc.

        What a great group of patriots we all are!

        • Donna “Abigail Adams” Brazile

          Thanks for the shout out Paula:-)

  • http://firefox Martha Washington Collier

    Then there’s 0′Benedict Arnold Obama…

    • Paula Revere

      Benedict Arnold Obama? Perfect!

  • Fredster

    Where was the great orator at that presser? He sure wasn’t there.

    Oh and btw-where those the bullshit sirens going off in the background? :-)

    • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

      That One is to great oratory as Keith Olbermann is to good journalism. No more needs be said.

    • Animal Control

      Excuse my repetition below as I did not read your comment prior to mine. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr, my uhhhhhh bad.

  • Tuppence411

    Barky is a calculating master manipulator. Even his bumbling strawman arguements serve his purpose- quiet dissent or questioning among the lukewarm sheep.

  • Masha

    Where was TOTUS? He sure needed it to explain this!

  • DAB

    What a relief it is to know that Obama doesn’t play politics because I thought that was ALL that he did based on his strident “under the bus” policy.

    Live and learn…

  • Clyde Hancock

    This was just one of many “Carter” moments O is going to have. The thing is I have no idea what can top this.

  • Animal Control

    Come on Larry, at the least you can give Mr. Brilliant, er er uhhhh, the accolade of his great oratory errr skills “you know”.

  • Andy

    And how about differences with Chavez over human rights? There are tons of Venezuelans in prison and convicted only for belonging to the opossition and daring to challenge Chavez. But of course PBO would have no clue of that??

    And I hope he stops saying the American people didn’t buy this or that. He shold say the american people that voted for me or the American people that voted me into office. The American people is larger and includes many more than the 69M that voted for him …

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  • Flu-Bird

    Im getting so tired of the way their touting obama they act like he was asome kind of freakin god

  • Paula Revere

    How can we impeach him and get our money back?

    LOL I pray for this every day of my life. It’s the only way America will survive and the dirtbag deserves to go to federal prison for treason.