Win A Raffle Ticket To The Bloody Riot Of The Century
By Uppity Woman on April 21, 2008 at 8:24 PM in Barack Obama, DNC, Democrats, Donna Brazile, Hillary Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi
For those of you who have tried to unsubscribe to those nauseating happy-assed money begging emails from Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi and other party “leaders” who don’t represent you at all, give it up.
As you’ll recall, I tried to unsubscribe from one of their beg lists and was forced to fill in a box to explain “Why”. Well, I don’t need to tell you I explained “why” very well. Then I was asked to wait for a special code to key in before completing my Unsubscribe ‘request”. The code never arrived. Well, now I am here to tell you that you may not have to worry any longer about “explaining why” you can’t stand them any longer. In my last email from them, “Click Here To Unsubscribe” was a stone-cold dead link.
That’s right. A dead Unsubscribe link. I concluded at that point that I would be forced to read their drivel and even look at their photos until I either die or delete my email address.
You see, the Democratic Party needs money and their begs are becoming more and more frantic. The DNC was clearly nearly broke by the end of 2007, with $2.9 million in receipts and $2.2 million in debts. As of March 21 of this year, the DNC took in $5 Million in comparison to the RNC’s $25 million.
I do hope Howard and Nancy aren’t gnashing their teeth trying to figure out why the money isn’t just flying into their coffers. They do tend to fantasize about how things are going with the dirty masses. Now I am not carrying any tales here, but I kind of think it’s pretty safe to say that most of those “downscale” Hillary supporters, including those 20 millionaires who wrote Nancy a letter suggesting she butt out of trying to fix the nominee process without benefit of primaries, aren’t sending the Party a dime. Their money is going directly to http://www.hillaryclinton.com/.
I would like to go on record as solving the mystery of the echo in the DNC’s coffers. Howard, Nancy, get your fingers out of your ears and stop humming. Why on earth would any of us send you money to help Barack Obama have his “Fix Is In” party in Denver? Heck, he’s got all those Middle Eastern and lobby bundlers working for him. Besides, I know I would personally break out into a rash if I ever even imagined that this sexist, racist Plastic Baby Jesus ever got a penny of mine.
And why would I ever even think of sending money to a party that doesn’t represent me? We Typical White Women, gays, Italians, Jews and Small Town Hicks can’t collectively be that stupid in your little minds, can we? I mean, we Hillary supporters couldn’t possibly be angry, could we now? We wouldn’t boycott your collection efforts would we? Trust me, Howard, Nancy, Donna: We know what to do when the Democratic Party asks us for money.
As a side issue, Nancy and Howard, do you remember when Fat Teddy refused to quit the race when he was 979 delegates behind and had a better chance of seeing God than he had of winning the nomination? Just asking.
No wonder Coward Dean is just so anxious to get uncommitted superdelegates to decide “now”.– in the middle of Primary races. He is stupid enough to imagine that if he can hurry-up the Obama Fix, we Clinton supporters will just fall in line, make Nicey-Nicey, do Kissy-Facey, and…….send money!
I want some of what Howard’s having, dont you??
In fact they are so desperate, they now have a raffle for tickets to the Ben Hur performance known as the Democratic National Convention in Denver.
The winner will get a ticket, a flight and accommodations to the convention!
That’s right! For $25 you too can enter the DCCC’s raffle and attend what promises to be the most “exciting” performance of the year! Bring friends! Witness pitchforks in the street! Watch a few cars be tipped over and set afire! See Florida and Michigan send a half million people to barnstorm the place! Join in on the bloody fights! Cross the angry picket line! I mean where else can you get that kind of entertainment for 25 bucks! You will, however, have to supply your own body armour. Just so you know.
The correspondence below came to me from an anonymous source. I didn’t get one of these exciting beg letters myself because I had to delete my email account to get rid of these fascists. I deadened their links here though, something I learned from them. This one is signed by Brian “On To Denver” Wolff. Good luck with that, Brian:
Dear XXXXX,This year’s Democratic Convention will make history. Can you picture it… the Democratic energy… and the promise of a historic nominee who will at long last restore the promise of America’s future… and you can be right there when it happens.
That’s right, because of all you’ve done to support Democratic candidates, I am offering you a special chance as one of our top grassroots supporters to be there by entering our Match-It-By-May Convention Contest.
Here’s what you do:
Step 1: Click here to contribute the same amount as your last gift of at least $25 before May 1st and you are officially entered to win tickets, flight and accommodations to this year’s Democratic Convention (Sunday August 24th thru Thursday August 28th) in Denver, Colorado.Step 2: Give again because every time you give the same amount as your last gift of at least $25 before May 1st — you get another entry to win. We’re asking just a handful of our top grassroots supporters –people like you who have gone online before to support our Democratic candidates. XXXXXX, you stood with us in 2006 and were part of an historic election. We need you to step forward again. And, if you match that most recent donation of at least $25 before May 1st, you will be officially entered to win tickets to this year’s Democratic Convention, August 24th-August 28th in Denver, Colorado and be part of another historic election — this time in person. Every time you match your last gift, you get another chance to win!
Enter our Match-It-By-May Convention Contest. The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) is at the heart of efforts to drive change forward by winning
the White House and strengthening the Democratic majority in the House. Speaker Pelosi is serving as the chair of the Democratic Convention and she wants you to be there. (Uppity Note: Nancy, you might want me there but I want you to go away)That’s why we are reserving a special place at the Convention for you. All you have to do is enter our Match-It-By-May Campaign. With thousands of people acting over the next 10 days, we’ll have the resources to keep our 2008 victory plan on track. You sent gifts as large as $25 to help the DCCC and our candidates. If you match it by May, we’ll have the time-sensitive financial support needed to win the tightest, most highly-contested races of 2008. It’s time for you to act again.
Support our Match-It-By-May Drive. And enter our Convention Contest now.I’m looking forward to being at the Denver Convention come the end of August and XXXXXXX, Speaker Pelosi and Chairman Chris Van Hollen and I want you to be there with us. (Uppity Note: Rolling my eyes here…)
You’ve been there for our Party and its candidates before. You’ve shown real commitment with your generous donations. So, step up again and Match-It-By-May. Our candidates are really counting on you. (Uppity Note: Sure Brian, you can
count on us just like we can count on you)On to Denver,Brian Wolff DCCC Executive DirectorP.S. Don’t forget, you can’t win if you don’t enter. So, please, take part in our Match-It-By-May Convention Contest now.
Like I said, Good Luck With That, Brian.






















