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Hey, You Typical White Guys

PhotobucketWhat’s wrong with you? You know who you are. You typical white guys. You Archie-Bunker, belly-floppin’ redneck racists.

Huffington Post, for two days now, has laid the blame — for Barack’s impending loss tonight — at YOUR fat dirty feet. Because you typical white men are a bunch of racists. And you can’t see beyond the color of Barack’s skin.

The latest, today, is “On Course For Another White Guy Election,” by Thomas PhotobucketEdsall. The first image chosen for the article is that of the two “redneck” white men. People must have complained because, now, the image of Barack tossing a bowling ball has replaced the two Bubbas on the article’s primary page. Luckily, thanks to Huffington Post forgetting that the objectionable image was still on its home page (or was it that their vainglorious elitism kept them from removing the image?), we can show you the intended portrayal of all of you “typical white men,” who Nora Ephron assailed in her nasty little rant yesterday at HuffPo.

Of note: Huffington Post even features a special tag for you: “White Guys.” Proud of yourselves now, huh?

In fact, ALL of the tags for Edsall’s story feature the word “white”: “White Guy Election,” “White Guys,” “White Male Voters,” “White Voters,” and “Winning White Vote.”

Now — in Larry Johnson’s post, “It Ain’t the Color of the Skin, It’s the Thickness” — and in my post, “What happens when you’re afraid, Barack?” — we exposed the hustle that Arianna Huffington and her writers, joined by the MSNBO and other elite MSM media, are trying to pull off. They’re trying to blame you and your redneck racism for Barack’s loss tonight in Pennsylvania.

They want to focus all their righteous ire on you rednecks — instead of questioning their own candidate’s electability as well as people’s honest, carefully-reasoned perceptions about Barack’s weaknesses in experience and in his questionable choices of his longtime friends and advisers.

We happen to know that the vast majority of you “typical white men” aren’t put off by the color of anyone’s skin. As Larry wrote this morning:

What Barry Obama and his acolytes don’t understand is that today most Americans don’t give a damn about how much melanin you have. The days of Jim Crow are gone. The days of putting people with dark skin at the back of the bus are gone. It is not the norm. It was in the sixties, but the courage of Martin Luther King and other black leaders coupled with the action of white leaders, such as Lyndon Johnson and the Civil Rights Act, helped us start turning a corner on race relations.

But here’s that this jerk Edsall wrote about you “typical white guys” — and I swear to you that these words appear in his article today, “On Course for Another White Guy Election“:

The prominent role of more centrist and conservative white men in the Democratic primary process is confounding to some. Just last year, Democratic political scientist Thomas F. Schaller was breathing a sigh of relief over the prospect that white men were a steadily diminishing factor in the political landscape.

In an essay titled “So long, white boy” published September 17, 2007 on Salon, Schaller wrote:

“The Democratic obsession with the down-home, blue-collar, white male voter, that heartbreaker who crossed the aisle to the Republicans many decades ago, may finally be coming to a merciful end….it’s a waste of time and resources for the Democrats to pursue them — a classic sucker’s bet….Democrats finally seem to realize that cultural contortionism in the pursuit of Bubba produces little more than smiles on the faces of Republican consultants.”

Two other Democratic analysts, Ruy Teixeira of the Brookings Institution and Emory University’s Alan Abramowitz, both agreed that the white working-class vote, both male and female, is declining as a share of the electorate. But that does not mean, they note, that these voters can be cast aside: …

DIE OFF, would you please?! You typical white guys!

DECLINE some more, would you please?!

(I’m sorry. I’m laughing so hard that I can’t write anymore. You write the rest of this…. oh gawd. …)

Oh, just one more thing. If I were the editor of Huffington Post, here’s the photo I might put on the cover:

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Special thanks to MBolack for the great screen captures.

  • Patrick Henry

    Susan..Whwen I sent you that Picture of Me and my Brother…I didn’t intend you to share it or put it up Here..Darn…

  • http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity

    ROFLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

  • Mel

    Susan, you could of at least cleaned the picture up a little bit, the wall behind the two gentlemen appears a tad dirty!

  • Hope

    Wow I want to get hitched to one of these typical white dudes! :)

    Love ya,
    Typical White Person of the Female Persuasion

    (hope you don’t mind a garlic-stuffed nose/Jewish hybrid!)

  • Patrick Henry

    Nope Hope…I Hear You can Cook good..

  • Patrick Henry

    You Know..The way to a Mans heart is through his Stomach..!!!

  • bambi’s brother

    What do rednecks call know-it-all college instructors?

    (1) lace collar workers
    (2) get a job
    (3) soft hats
    (4) World War Wracers
    (5) The Kona and Croissant Set
    (6) Let them eat Cake
    (7) Slacker Scholars
    (8) Lace collar workers
    (9) Corporate Welfare Frauds
    (10) the overachievers, not!
    (11) The aristocrats
    (12) Book smart; life stupid

  • Hope

    Patrick
    I cook real good two! :)

    Yeah I make some real good pasta possumoli . Don’t know if you’ve ever heard of it but it is pasta with possum stuffed in there real good! I hear those typical white guys go for that kind of grits!

  • Mel

    anyone know, the polls close at 8 or 9 in PA tonight?

  • Hope

    Patrick
    That’s what my momma told me yep!

  • ponyrider

    how appropriate of that stupid huffington post ! she probably did both of them guys. god, i hate that site. why dont they just change it to the obama post…..or the lets slam both clintons post. or the huffington enquirer.

  • http://noquarterusa.net/ SusanUnPC

    Would you please just die off? You’re ruining the party’s new elite image!

  • JoeySky

    These are not true bubbas. Each of them is missing a can of Budweiser beer.

    Hooray for the Hicks!

  • Hope

    According to the idiots on CNN and Matt Drudge, I think they closed yesterday! :)

  • http://noquarterusa.net/ SusanUnPC

    Is your pony magic?

  • Mel

    only if it is fresh road killed possum otherwise its tuff!

  • scott

    Dying here

  • Hope

    Huffington is run by Madame Pompadore with an attitude.

  • http://www.grotte-de-han.be/index.php?docID=132 chatsauvage

    8pm Eastern

  • Mel

    thank you!

  • http://www.grotte-de-han.be/index.php?docID=132 chatsauvage

    you are welcome.

  • http://noratings.blogspot.com/ Bud White

    I think HuffPo should be declared hate speech.

    I have redneck relatives: their lives are a struggle in low-pay, dangerous work. They have suffered skin cancers from long hours of oil field work, asbestoses from working on old ships, and the chronic health problems brought on by smoking, heavy drinking, poor diet, and their lack of education and awarness has made these issues worse. Throw in divorce, high gas prices, and declining wages and their lives are a struggle and nothing to be mocked.

    We would rightly condemn a hate picture like this of African Americans. Why is anti-white hate OK?

    Obama, the HuffPo, and other elites may hate poor white men, but they have as much a right to dignity and respect as anyone else.

  • Patrick Henry

    Hey..Thanks for the suggestion Schaller..since you think its “SO LONG WHITE BOY”…and all things are equal..Let me be the First to Say “BUBBA~ OBAMA” is still going to lose…

    Oh, Don’t be in such a Hurry to write “White Boys” off..Obama wouldn’t be where he is at today without his “White Boys..”

  • Patrick Henry

    Susan…The “BUBBA BAMA ” Image..??

  • http://noquarterusa.net/ SusanUnPC

    Precisely. If I hadn’t had the giggles so bad — I really did — I would have added that to the story. Did add the tag, “Hate speech.” Because it is.

  • Mel

    If anyone still has a prepaid “Require for contribution” packet from the DNP, please forward it with a low dose asperin in care of Mr. Dean!

    We do not want him blowing a blood vessel in the next few days as his guy melts away! He needs to be kept alive to see his distuctive ways turn on him the Clinton WAY!

  • http://noquarterusa.net/ SusanUnPC

    Just a year ago you were a “steadily diminishing factor.” What happened to you?

  • Hope

    Hell we kill ours real quick like. We got loads of guns out here and we tend to use em. We is bitter, bitter bitter!

  • Patrick Henry

    Hey Joey…We Clean up for t5hat Photo…Go Check the Bed of my Pick em Up Truck…Look close..see that cfan of Snoose..??

  • http://www.madinthemiddle.blogspot.com churl

    Bud– ain’t drinking no upscale beer! How ’bout Pabst Blue Ribbon? Or better, Blatz

  • Patrick Henry

    Somebody waved a can of Beer under My Nose..Woke me up from Stupor…and promised me some Jack..
    Snoose or “Smoke” if I would go Vote…

    Now I’m hungry too..

  • Donald from Hawaii

    Thank you, Susan. That first picture allowed me to connect with my “Inner Bubba.”

  • Hope

    My grandfather was from Arkansas and he was a house painter! He was poor and partied all the time. He died at 88! He taught me how to be kind and have FUN! God bless his soul! And he NEVER said a bad word about anyone regarding their race, age, sex, etc.
    He was just a great, nice man. When he died he had a whole array of wild people at this funeral and they saluted him in their old white guy way! They have their own dignity too!

    It is not okay to chastise and discriminate against this group of people. PERIOD!

  • Donald from Hawaii

    That’s because that photo is from a redneck’s wedding album.

  • rjj

    REPOSTING to make sure this gets read.

    White guys are flocking to join Obama Nation. At least for today.

    Thousands in Pa. switch parties, many to vote for Obama

    http://www.mcclatchydc.com/100/story/34368.html

    WILLIAMSPORT, Pa. — David Butler voted for Richard Nixon in 1972, then kept voting for GOP candidates through Watergate, Reaganomics and the Bill Clinton years.

    This year, though, the 59-year-old teacher switched his registration to Democrat, and he said he plans to vote Tuesday for Illinois Sen. Barack Obama.

    Since Jan. 1, more than 178,000 people in Pennsylvania have changed their party affiliations, and 92 percent of them have gone from Republican or independent to Democrat.

  • workingclass artist

    Every time OBAMESSIAH looks up there is just too many white people…Since campaigning in Indiana he wakes up each morning ad whispers to Michelle…” I see white people..”

  • http://makethemaccountable.com Carolyn Kay

    Is it a coincidence that the guy on the left looks like Michael Moore, the sicko who just endorsed Obama because of Hillary hate?

    Carolyn Kay
    MakeThemAccountable.com

  • Patrick Henry

    How about “Home Brew..Beer at 12%…and I kin find a fruit jar of Shin”..???.Burns yer Tummy don’t Ya Know….

    Nothins too good fer friends..

  • http://www.despair.com/changewinds.html Smilin’ Jim

    The true believers and the committed activists largely determine the party’s nominee. It has always been thus

    Those of us in the great unwashed, the ones with real lives, determine the President. It has always been thus.

    Both sets mutually loath one another. It has always been thus.

    The Huff post just reflects this one more time.

    Same shit, different day.

  • LA Confidential Pantload

    Arianna Huffington: the progressives’ Leona Helmsley

  • typical.white.person

    Racists! Bigots!

    African-American voters in Pennsylvania supported Obama by a substantial margin. According to exit polls, 92 percent cast their vote for the Illinois senator, compared to 8 percent for Clinton.

  • Patrick Henry

    Yep..While them Folks is runnin fer the White House… its Gittin Further and Further to the OUTHOUSE fer us “Typical Folks” All the Time..

    “Hundred Yard Dash…” by…WillY Makit….

  • Vimes

    LOL

  • Hope

    I just heard Rachel Maddow on the radio say that she believes John McCain will win in November.

  • Vimes

    And that means what, rjj?

  • rwc

    Disgusting, but thats what I come to expect from the “progressive” activist class. These anti-American scumbags have nothing but contempt, no sheer hatred worthy of Nazi for those who don’t agree with them.

    So much for tolerating a diversity of opinion. With them there is only one right opinion or view – their’s. Disagree with them and be branded a racist, xenophobe or worse.

    Bunch of closet authoritarians.

    One thing for sure, is that this group must be kept away from power at all costs. These are the types once in power would institute laws that make the PATRIOT Act look like the Magna Carta.

  • Vimes

    I think it means that registered Repubs have learned that Bush sucks. As far as today contest…who knows?

  • Patrick Henry

    I’m the guy on the Left..FYI..But I quit smokin cuz I Bin a hearin taht thy “Bommer People ” bin talkin Bout us Trailer park “Typical RICH White or iz we “WRIGHT”????Folks On. Telervison lately..I don’t know Cuz i traded my TV in fer a good Coon dog..cuz I likes to go Racoon Huntin right after
    Church..I Kin use my Shine fur that ther Bio Stuff too..Ats The Best use fur “Korn”..

    Hope you Likes the New Imag of Me..and I wants to thanks that Bommer feller for Spirin Me to clean up the trailer Park too..I’d mow the Grass but Can’t find the Mower…

    I think i Traded taht fer sometin too..Hey..got Some Possum Pie..I hear that Bommer Fella eats Crow..Dang ..Thats Gotter be hard ter Swaller…

    Love…Junior..

  • Vimes

    Actually, I thinks that be me husban and ya know, the feller hitched to me sista. And I do like the moonshine I got down in the shipyards, ya know, working fer the fun of it.

  • Vimes

    Smilin’ Jim, Gotta say…you’re are right on. Oops…(hippy talk there) Correct you are..Oops…(Yoda talk there).

    Seriously, I agree.

  • Catriley

    Of course.. she’ll be blaming that all on Hillary Clinton for not quitting and making the path comfy for Precious.

  • jwrjr

    It means that if the DNC awards the nomination to Obama, in the GE he will not do as well as he did in the primary (no chance that the “Dems for a day” will stay that way in the GE).

  • Hope

    ROFL!!

  • may not have to leave party

    you made my beer squirt out! darn!

  • Patrick Henry

    Brings back childhood memories doesn’t it..

    Family bonding was a weekend of helping Pa bottle the Home brew..

    Chgug a Lug…Chug a lug..

  • Amanda

    Pundits keep on talking about the “power” of Obama to bring in the AA voters in large number (for him of course) in GE, but if the white male voters go to Hillary (and not by much, mind you) they are racist.

    PS: Just read somewhere that Randy Rodes said that Hillary won PA cause of the white trash. By her own definition, if people in PA are white trash, what does that make her?

  • Amanda

    I don’t know who is progressive these days and who isn’t. I remember, a year and a half ago at NYU, where I was getting a graduate certificate on Global Affairs, I had this one girl tell me that I am a religious fanatic because I wear a cross. Never talked religion with her, or in class but we’re disagreeing about something else entirely. I don’t have to think very hard about who she is voting for, but it is people like her who have hijacked the left in this country.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Green 960 picked her up. I could say something derogatory about her, but she does well enough all by her self.

  • http://noquarterusa.net/ SusanUnPC

    Did you just change your username? (Should I call Howard Dean?)

  • http://noquarterusa.net/ SusanUnPC

    Oh gawd. That might even hurt Arianna’s impenetrable feelings.

  • Patrick Henry

    Oh Say Can You See..By The dawns Early Light..

    The Fourth came early..Celbrate..celebrate..

  • may not have to leave party

    susanunpc, yes, i changed my name. i was lifelong dem leaving party. now i’m may not have to leave party, since we had such a good night. of course, if obama ends up with the nomination i’m back to lifelong dem leaving party.

    have emailed dean. he doesn’t respond or care.

  • Patrick Henry

    I Knew that was you…Years of professional Deduction..!!

  • may not have to leave party

    what gave me away? my lack of imagination with usernames (i really need to work on that) or my total inability to find the caps key (way too lazy to work on that)?

  • Patrick Henry

    LOL ..The new User name..Glad to have you Back in The fold..

    “We Will Gather at the Convention”..I think its down by the River..

    Hillarys Truth is Marching On..

    “The Tenacity of Hillary”..she deserves Our Prayers and Support..

  • orlandocajun

    Thank God for bigoted white guys. As Ann Coulter said, “if it weren’t for women voting, we’d never have to worry about a Democrat getting elected again”.

  • sam

    http://thepage.time.com/2008/04/23/clinton-snags-prominent-southern-blue-dog-superdelegate/

    hillary got a new superdelegate today ,,,but ofcourse media will not mention it ,,so pls post the link everywhere

  • bloody b

    ur a redneck bitch rebel killa

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