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suggested auction items for “stingy” obama’s

(Bumped up from Tuesday. – Editor)

After reading this article, Obamas prove stingy with school auction by Courtney Hazlett, I thought I would suggest some items the Obama’s might donate next year. I’m sure they don’t want to be labeled stingy two years in a row.

When Chelsea Clinton was a student at the Sidwell Friends School, the same school the Obama girls attend, the Clinton family’s involvement with the school’s annual benefit brought in big bucks. In 1996, a round of golf with Bill Clinton went for nearly six figures; another year Chelsea Clinton offered up her babysitting services to the highest bidder.

This past weekend was the Obamas’ first chance to participate in the Sidwell Friends School Dollars for Scholars benefit, and some families who remember the Clintons’ support are disappointed in the Obamas’ first showing.

According to a source with ties to the school, the only items up for bid from the Obamas included a signed copy of the Rolling Stone issue featuring the president and a signed copy of the January Vogue that featured the first lady.

“There were expectations that they might donate something more personal, like the Clintons did,” said another source who knew about the auction. “Lots of people were disappointed.”

A spokesperson for the Obamas said, “We have no comment on this.”

Chelsea Clinton remains involved in the event — this year she and a fellow alumna Nicole Davison donated a “lunch or brunch” in New York City. The value, according to the bidding materials: “priceless.”

Here are some items I thought might bring in the big bucks:

Signed copies of the programs from the services Obama attended, when Wright spewed his hate-filled rants.

Signed DVDs from those sermons, that show Obama’s in the audience.

Signed DVD of Obama’s infamous Race speech – the best speech, evah!

Autographed copy of Obama’s undisclosed presidential campaign donor list.

DVD of Obama’s conversation with Chavez.

DVD Collection set of all of Obama’s gaffes and flip flops.

Two hour lunch with Obama’s friend Tony Rezko, and a bottle of vodka.

Bo puppy poop. (The media would surely pay big for this one!)

Michelle Obama’s inaugural gown. (RuPaul would probably snatch that up in a second!)

A signed official teleprompter.

Obama’s personal iPod and song list.

Rides on the Unity Pony, around the White House lawn.

A signed family photograph, including all of Obama’s extended family, brothers, sisters and aunts and uncles, and Dick Cheney.

A date with President Obama. You know the *I love you Barack* lady would pay BIG for that one!

lovebaracklady

A signed deck of all the Race Cards that were dealt.

A copy of Obama’s college transcripts.

A viewing of Obama’s vaulted birth certificate.

Obama’s IL state senate records.

Obama’s flag pin.

The Greek columns from the Inauguration.

The old Air Force One fuselage from the Inauguration.

An autographed Obama Chia.

Four delegate votes.

The video the LA Times suppressed of the 2003 banquet where Obama spoke of his friendship with Rashid Khalidi.

A collection of the media love letters sent to Obama.

Are there any other items you can think of, to add to the list?

  • beebop

    Big B0 poop. The media are eating it up!

  • Seattle Moss

    Since it has hoodwinked the American people so well
    Rules for Radicals
    Saul Alinsky

  • Seattle Moss

    Obama’s favorite crayon book

    The 57 States of America

  • HARP

    A copy of his marks from Columbia.

  • JustMe~~

    a few lipsticks the pigs are so sick they cannot wear it now…

  • http://noquarter foxyladi14

    with the great lakes in oregon

  • propertius

    Bill Ayers’s copy of The Anarchist Cookbook.

  • Seattle Moss

    Autographed copies
    2009 season

    Survivor..White House Edition

  • HARP

    His roach clip from the good ol days.

  • andrew 191

    How about the sequel to his book “The Mendacity of the Dope”.

  • andrew 191

    His silver coke spoon.

  • Seattle Moss

    From Obama’s library collection

    Patriotism for Dummies

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    Text downloads from what is really on his TelePrompTer.

  • politicalidentitycrisis

    I can think of one, but I don’t want to get that topic started on this blog and even a hint will just ruin the day. A bot may mention it though so I’ll wait!

    BTW, the “I love you Obama” lady is kind of scary looking! Secret Service better be watching her. OMG. I do not want to end up next to someone like her in the bread lines!

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    Me-Chelle’s razor.

  • andrew 191

    His bicycle helmet, he never needed it, he hasn’t any brains to protect.

  • Seattle Moss

    Obama’s Hawaiian map.

    Directions to Pearle Harbor.

  • HARP

    Me-Chelle’s plastic surgeon.

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    A certified copy of his single-page resume, complete with 8-1/2 x 11 photograph.

  • Seattle Moss

    Larry Sinclair’s Limo

    Complete with chandelier and crushed velvet

  • Jackarooty

    A signed copy of Barry’s contract with the Devil.

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    LMAO.

    Me-Chelle’s plastic surgeon’s disclaimer statement.

  • JustMe~~

    with video to boot…

  • HARP

    The uniform his father wore when he came home from the war at the age of 9.

  • NomNomNom

    Chris Matthews’ leg.

  • andrew 191

    His Etch-a-Sketch, the TOTUS has replaced it.

  • JustMe~~

    A copy of the same vintage wine his parents drank after Selma

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    The Greek Columns from the Anointment and the cardboard cut-out of HRC. Buy both and you get Favreau.

  • Seattle Moss

    Chavez’s book that has Obama DNA smothered all over..

  • andrew 191

    A complete collection of 0bama’s most insightful quotations! Wait a minute………there aren’t any.

  • pm317

    I dare him to auction off his TELEPROMPTER!!

  • Seattle Moss

    A clean copy never been read of the
    Constitution.

  • andrew 191

    0bama’s nose, that has Chavez’s DNA smothered all over it.

  • JustMe~~

    a plastic toy box and 2 plastic presidential helicopters…

  • Chicago Joe

    Signed copy of Larry Sinclair’s tell-all.

    Curriculum vitae highlighting his accomplishments as a “constitutional law scholar.”

    His actual teleprompter.

    Copies of that sweetheart land deal purchase from Tony Rezko.

    And drum roll, please, his long form birth certificate!

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    His latest book, For Whom the Bots Toil.

  • http://deleted Betsy Buzz Ross Latte

    His bona fide birth certificate. Soros would pay massive bucks for it. And, the school would become a self sustaining country in it’s own right!

  • NomNomNom

    The bus!

  • JustMe~~

    loaded with all the people

  • Chicago Joe

    His applications to Occidental, Harvard and Columbia which tell us his citizenship and religion.

    The passport he used to enter Pakistan in 1981.

    A picture of him and his blond girlfriend whom he pushed away back in the day.

  • andrew 191

    They’re under it, not in it!

  • andrew 191

    His ego. Except nobody has a truck large enough to haul it off.

  • NomNomNom

    The fake presidential seal (both of em)

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    Keith Olbermann’s nose.

  • JustMe~~

    an open check to pay off your mortgage….

  • andrew 191

    His worn out copy of “Das Kapital”

  • T

    Shock. The Prez is a selfish cheapass. Color me surprised.

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    Me-Chelle’s Early-American Divan Collection, extra-large.

  • andrew 191

    His life size inflatable Air Force One that he was going to fly in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade.

  • Tom Cat “wodiej” Jefferson Esq

    LMAO!! Well done Sara!!

    I love these kinds of threads…shows off the wit of posters here.

  • JustMe~~

    Obama’s Bible

  • Tom Cat “wodiej” Jefferson Esq

    LMAO!!

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    The follow-up is Big Two-Faced Liar

  • http://www.rabblerouserruminations.blogspot.com/ Rabble Rouser Reverend Amy

    Sara, you are out of this world funny – thank you SO much for this! :-D

    Oh, and maybe he could auction off those shoes from which he brushed off the dirt, or the suit jacket he brushed off the shoulder of, both in relation to Hillary.

  • JustMe~~

    This reads better as

    “The Bible according to Obama”

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    One empty suit

  • Lyn

    I was surprised they didn’t give a couple sets of the American classic DVDs, I figure they had a pile to give to foriegn dignetaries, but after the world laughed at them, they probably won’t be giving them anymore.
    I vote for the vault copy of the BC OR Barry’s adoption papers and Indonesian passport.

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    Size, scrawny.

  • catherine

    LOL

  • Seattle Moss

    New book just out..

    How to avoid Impeachment in the age of Obama.

  • Seattle Moss

    Leftover campaign material
    Clothing department
    I voted for Obama and all I got was this lousy tea shirt and a pink slip.

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    Yep–It’s called the Witless Protection Program.

  • http://! stodgie

    look he won’t even let his children get presents for christmas. he sat in rev hate monger’s church for twenty years. the man has an ugly negative side and it shows. anyone who thinks his presents to the british pm and queen were up to standard is missing a few light bulbs. there is class and there is klass!

  • Seattle Moss

    Obama dandruff
    A bargain at $1 trillion an OZ

  • arran

    Too bad 0 couldn’t auction off a pair of NCAA front- row-seat championship tickets…on the UNC-CH side, of course!

    His master “con” play-book

    His “How to cheat and win elections–yeah even the BIG ONE!”

    His new book, “I Have a Gift”

    I wouldn’t want to become snide so I’ll quit now.

  • Seattle Moss

    Obama trophy room..

    Head mount of a bitter American clinging to his guns and religion.

  • cathnealon

    A signed photo of his half brother standing next to his hut in Kenya and his illegal immigrant aunt in her sunsidized housing unit in Boston9or wherever she is now).

  • Me LLamo Red

    hate-filled rants

    Irony WIN

  • beebop

    Receipt for paid real estate taxes on the little house in Chitown.

  • pm317

    Funny..You are on a roll!

  • http://www.sonicninjakitty.wordpress.com Sonic Ninja Kitty

    Oh yeah, ouch! LOL!

  • Eleven

    one third of a million for the photo op…I guess Obama is really really generous with other people’s money

    From Bloomberg:
    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aHJlkHaApn4o&refer=home

  • imustprotest

    That “I love you Barack” lady reminds me of that little girl who cried over Sanjuya on American Idol last year.

  • http://none donnal

    An ACORN paid volunteer to do lawn work…

  • NomNomNom

    Grants from the Woods Fund

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    Te llamas Duende Verde

  • Lyn

    I guess he can’t auction anymore trips around NYC in Air Force One, since the last fundraiser didn’t go so well.

  • Portia Live-Free-or-Die Elizabeth

    A date with Janeane Garofalo.

  • andrew 191

    Michelle’s bull-whip.

  • Seattle Moss

    Large full length mirror once owned by Madonna.

  • HARP

    CHICKENS……..Recently arrived from roosting.

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    Oh, yuck! That’s far too hideous a thought. Wow!

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    And the bantam rooster waiting for them in the WH. Oh, wait, he’s already been purchased. Never mind.

  • andrew 191

    I would pay a fortune to get out of such a date. While we all may have different ideas on what constitutes torture, I think we can ALL agree that a date with Garofalo is unquestionably torture. I feel like confessing my deepest secrets at the mere thought of it.

  • HARP

    Makes me feel like taking a shower.

  • HARP

    A complete library of Rev Wright`s rants…..er sermons.

  • http://www.rabblerouserruminations.blogspot.com/ Rabble Rouser Reverend Amy

    LOL…

  • I’m a Linda too

    OOOHHHHHH!!!

    And that just blurted out of my mouth when I read what the Obamas gave. Oh, those poor girls are going to have psychological problems if their parents keep this behavior up.

    Your list is priceless. And if only the Obama’s had some better advisors, like you, they too might have ended up with that value rating.

    Only other ones I could think of,

    A signed DVD copy of Obama giving finger gestures to his opponent Hillary Clinton.(I’m sure at least his bro’s and ho’s would have found that a worthy keepsake)

    And

    A signed DVD of said party LA Times refused to disclose from 2003 with Rashid Khalidi and Obama speaking with additoinal attendees of Bombers/terrorests Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn. (I’m sure that would have garnered a MINT!)

    …auuhhh, those missed opportunities

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    You’re spot on. The very thought is blood-curdling.

  • Seattle Moss

    The note that Bush left Obama in the top drawer.
    I think it reads…
    Nothing is what you think sucker!

  • HARP

    I think it reads…..”YOUR IT”.

  • andrew 191

    With clorox bleach

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    With pictures of That One in attendance at ALL of them.

  • JustMe~~

    full and flat don’t matter…he just wan\
    ts ridof people…

  • http://deleted Betsy Buzz Ross Latte

    It reads: Go ask Alice.

  • HARP

    Remember what the door mouse said……

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    LMAO. Good one, Buzz.

  • Benjamin

    There’s a web organization that is offering 25 million for it – and that’s not a lie.

  • Benjamin

    An official Obama cigarette butt…

  • http://wiskeytangofoxtrotoscar.blogspot.com/ James (San Jose)

    Odd that you’re quoting MSNBC I thought they were evil.
    Aren’t they in the tank for Obama? Didn’t they conspire with the rest of the MSM to inflict Obama on us? Just asking.

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    With his DNA on it so we can trace down his real ancestry.

  • Benjamin

    An autographed of Elmer Gantry by Sinclair Lewis (google it if you can’t make the connection).

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    Odd that you’re an obamabot. Oh, wait… no it isn’t.

    That turnip truck is getting away, Chester. Best flag it down before you get left behind like the rest of your fellow travelers.

  • Benjamin

    Argh, I meant an autographed “copy”.

  • Benjamin

    A huge barrel of kool-aid. The special kind that can only be mixed in Chicago.

  • Benjamin Franklin Berfle

    With a big hose, for use on either incoming or outgoing botports, for the quick fixes.

  • wac for hillary

    Reliable sources said that the item they were originally going to provide was an autographed photo of Air Force One flying over the Statue of Liberty. But for whatever reason, they decided to give the autographed magazine covers in stead.

  • socalannie

    MeChelles team of photoshop artists.

  • socalannie

    ROFL!!! :)

  • MBC

    OMG PIC, I spit my Girl Scout cookie out….this is too funny!

  • Benjamin

    A real collector’s item: an official copy of Obama’s middle-class tax cut, signed with disappearing ink.

  • MBC

    The strip of property next to his mansion in Chicago. Ah, nevermind it’s worthless anyway, not suitable to build upon.

  • Benjamin

    Hah! Good one, andrew.

  • NomNomNom

    A secret meeting with Qazwini.

  • Scout

    or, go ask Hillary.

  • andrew 191

    Feed your head?

  • BlueTopaz

    “Mein Kampf”

  • BlueTopaz

    A lock of his now gray hair.

  • Mssspellr

    A doggie bag filled with the remnants of an old a waffle from the campaign trail, autographed and sprinkled with powdered sugar and blow,(if he can afford it).

  • http://sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com sarainitaly

    I watch Morning Joe, and Courtney is a regular on Morning Joe.

  • http://sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com sarainitaly

    the greek columns I had, but good one on the Hillary cutout! I forgot about that one!

  • http://sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com sarainitaly

    Ooooooooooh, the passport is a good one!

  • http://sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com sarainitaly

    hahahaa

  • http://sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com sarainitaly

    ??

  • DAB

    Before he ran for President, Obama’s charitable contributions were almost non-existent — with the sold exception of some generosity directed at his vaunted Church.

    Biden’s offerings were particularly pathetic and still are.

    Surveys have shown that Democrats in general are less generous than Republican when it comes to charitable involvement. I guess that’s because they believe that government support will cover it. That’s unlikely though because they seem to also have an aversion to paying their taxes.

    All this talk about being for the little guy is obviously just that — no personal actions to back it up!

  • NomNomNom

    “botports”!!!
    lololol, where d’ya suppose they connect them?

  • barry bums a ciggie

    LMAO, hilarious!! Two autographed mags. Thoughtless, selfish and cheap, I’m so not a surprise coming from those two. Meee-chelle couldn’t do a brunch? It’s not like she has to cook or something.

  • Athena the Warrior

    The leash he used to walk BO himself.

    BO himself.

  • RM

    What I think is really sad is that he probably thinks those things will bring a lot of money in an auction, because it came from him….the one…the all powerful… the president…Mr. Perfect.

  • http://liberalrapture.com/ John (from Liberal Rapture)

    How about donating his actual birth certificate? Many of us still want to see it.

  • http://firefox Martha Washington Collier

    Koolaid colonic?

  • JustMe~~

    well she could show off those amazing veggies she tells us she is growing…

  • trixta

    The newly minted Obama/Bush coin.

  • ConfusedAmerican

    How about a signed copy of Obama’s real BC.

  • trixta

    A bronze statue of the Obama middle-finger salute.

  • Latina

    The infamous bowling ball!!!!

  • andrew 191

    And the gutter it traveled down.

  • Mssspellr

    The original first rough draft of Dreams Of My Father, signed by William Ayers.

  • Mssspellr

    A signed, numbered, unlaundered, worn to bed and stinky, ”Bros before Hos” T-Shirt.

  • http://sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com sarainitaly

    it’s on the list! :O)

  • tango

    1. The Winston Churchill bust that was in the White House if it hasn’t been sent back to England yet since Obama obviously doesn’t want it.

    2. Michelle could auction off the privilege of working in her WH victory garden pulling weeds and harvesting the vegetables. Jimmy Choo boots are NOT included.

    3. A learning workshop consisting of ballet lessons from Rahm Emmanual, speech giving via teleprompter lessons from Obama, and major ass kissing & not asking any real hard questions from the MSM.

  • tango

    Uh oh, my post got flagged for *ss. So let me try again.

    1. The Winston Churchill bust that was in the WH if it hasn’t been sent back to England yet.

    2. Michelle could auction off the privilege of working in her WH victory garden pulling weeds and harvesting vegetables. Jimmy Choo designer gardening boots are NOT included.

    3. Learning workshop consisting of ballet lessons from Rahm Emmanuel, speech giving via teleprompter from Obama, and *ss kissing and how not to ask any hard probing questions lessons from the MSM.

    4. A round of WH bowling with the President. Limited to Special Olympic athetes only please.

  • vireo

    Beat me to it. I would also include Ayers’ babysitting services. And an Obama chia pet.

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