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Save Your Sanity: Join Us Tonight

We’re hosting a special live chat tonight at 8:00 p.m. ET, the precise time that TOTUS and POTUS are reading, er speaking.

Tonight’s special event is sponsored by the National Pork Producers Council because you can’t get enough pork and, besides, it’s good for you. (TOTUS claims that Joe Biden wanted to rename the flu “‘The Squeeler from Tequiler’ or ‘Montezuma’s Revenge Part Dos’.”) NPPC is grateful to “Bruno Napolitano” for renaming the bug “H1N1.”

The Council’s sponsorship is also part of our recognition of the pandemic known as Obamabotism, a virulent strain of political fever that causes severe mental confusion sometimes leading to psychosis and/or paranoia towards anyone who doesn’t share the disease. Obamabotism has recently been discovered to be an environmental hazard, given the increased production by Obamabots of greenhouse-gas emissions, exactly like the hazard created by flatulent cows.

Join us promptly at 8:00 p.m. ET, or drop on by at any time. We’re welcoming submissions of YouTube videos that you’d especially like to share with the crowd. In particular, we’re looking for YouTube videos pertinent to Obamabotism.

There’s nothing you need to do and no software to download. Simply show up at the blog and click the big arrow to enter the chatroom. It’s even easier than having ACORN vote for you.

  • Mandelay

    TOTUS and POTUS — LOL!!!!

    • http://noquarter foxyladi14

      and easier then having Acorn vote for you.wow..you can;t get any easier then that

  • JustMe~~

    Great idea Susan I have missed chatting with you and all the other regulars here at NQ~~

  • http://noquarterusa.net/ SusanUnPC

    KEWL! Glad you’ll be coming by! Also: If you have any hot videos on Obamabots or Obamaisms, send them to me at susanunpc at gmail dot com. They must be in YouTube format. Gracias!

  • beebop

    You should consider (Or Perhaps Pat since her drawings are so spot on) a thread for One Hundred and One Arabian Nights …. you know … telling stories to distract the public? Isn’t that what tomorrow is?

  • Tom Cat “wodie j” Jefferson Esq

    LOL, oh my, this should be fun :)

  • Tuppence411

    Bruno must think “pigs can fly” if she thinks the medical or scientific community will latch on to using H1N1 without qualification. Way too vague, and as just as confusing and misleading as simply calling it swine flu.

    Right now, the poor little pigs are more at risk of catching this strain from people than the other way around. If they could talk they would be demanding sick people stay the hell away from them.

  • pm317

    Very funny, Susan. I didn’t know you could write comedy.

    • http://noquarterusa.net/ SusanUnPC

      I’m going to tell Paul you said that!

  • http://noquarter foxyladi14

    no more B.L.T.s my favorite.