Barack’s Waffle And Little Sausage
By Uppity Woman on April 26, 2008 at 3:59 PM in Barack Obama, Hamas, Hillary Clinton, Pennsylvania, Second Amendment, Workers
I was extremely disappointed to find that Barack Obama’s half-eaten waffle had been offered on Ebay, only to hear that the owner of the diner where Waffling Barack left behind his half-eaten breakfast requested that they remove the listing.
I felt I had let my readers down by not jumping on Barack’s Ebay waffle sooner. I felt like such a failure that it was a good thing that Hillary came through to cheer me by handing Obama his ass on a plate in Pennsylvania on Tuesday night.
Now, those of you who know me also know that I never give up. Having lost the timely opportunity to write about Barack’s waffle, I believed that my readers would lose faith in Uppity once they found out that she didn’t do her homework soon enough.
But, being a tenacious little bugger, bearing dozens of sexist Corporate America scars to prove it, I wasn’t going to let Barry’s waffle go unrecognized–if for no other reason than the symbology of it all. I mean what else would he order for breakfast but waffles, considering his ever-reversible stances on things like gun control and raising payroll taxes on the middle class?
It seems that, as it is with all immature children, Barry didn’t finish his breakfast and someone snatched what was left of the spitty meal from Plastic Jesus’ blessed plate. This, by the way, was the same waffle Barry used as an excuse not to answer a reporter’s question.
Having successfully avoided traveling reporters’ questions for ten days since he declared half of PA to be racist hicks who pray a lot and hang onto guns, Barry had gotten very creative.
When the reporter approached him and asked him about Carter’s visit to his terrorist endorsers, Hamas, Barry No-More-Debates Obama responded, “Why can’t I eat my waffle“.
When pressed further, Barry said, “Just let me eat my waffle”. Atta way, Barry. No sense of discussing a few more of your “casual” terrorist friends when you are about to get your ass handed to you on a plate in another Primary, right?
Apparently, Barry was lying again. And he wasn’t just lying about Hamas either. The fact is, he didn’t eat his waffle and here’s the proof. As you can see, Barack didn’t finish his waffle and some very enterprising person saw an Ebay opportunity with the potential to match the income generated by the cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary on it.
I mean if people would be willing to pay thousands for an image of the Virgin Mary on a half-eaten cheese sandwich, imagine what people would be willing to bid for Jesus Obama’s waffle, complete with his DNA and spit on it! Not only that but he left his little sausage behind in Pennsylvania too! Why don’t you think about that. I’ll wait….
Now you have got to love America — what’s left of it. Just as Barack’s waffle and his sausage were…um…pulled from Ebay, another enterprising soul was ready to capture Barry’s spitty breakfast for posterity! Here we have an interpretive painting of Barack Obama’s waffle listed on Ebay.
Now, if you look at the original and do a comparison, you will see that this is indeed a very realistic rendition offered by this published artist, wouldn’t you agree?
At the time of this entry, this listing of an artist’s rendition of Barack’s waffle and little sausage has had more than two thousand hits. I just hope the holder of the original doesn’t sell it for DNA. I would hate to think anybody would clone the vapid jerk in the perpetual disconcerting black suit.
, the basis for the Best Motion Picture Nominee (Golden Globes) starring Brad Pitt.
, the novel by John Le Carre, a new motion picture starring Gary Oldman and Colin Firth.
by 
* (Included in the 
* 
.by David Fredosso who wrote 2008's 
- You'll have access to 18 million movies, TV shows, songs, magazines, and books, as well as ultra-fast Web browsing with Amazon Silk -- faster than iPad. Full e-mail and document access and a keyboard. Fire can transmit what is on your screen onto a connected TV or monitor without an accessory. It runs Flash (iPad doesn't). 
