RSS Feed for This PostCurrent Article

Barack Obama: A “Piece Of History” or A Piece Of Work?

By Uppity Woman on April 28, 2008 at 6:20 PM in Barack Obama, Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr.

A Golden Opportunity!!

Now you don’t have to just fantasize the Hope-y Change-y thing!

You can collect a Piece Of Work written by Barack Obama’s speech writer for Posterity!

You won’t want to miss collecting this insult piece of history!

For a sliding fee, you can have your own copy of Narcissist Barack I am just as important than JFK, RFK and MLK Obama throwing his white Grandmother under the bus and telling all of you Typical White People that you are to blame for his pastor’s garbage mouth.

That’s right, for $30 to $2300, depending on how much Hope and Change you can afford, you can purchase this DVD.

But wait! There’s more!

Make a donation of $30 or more before midnight on Wednesday, April 30th, and receive a DVD and limited edition print of Louis Farrakhan’s Barack Obama’s “A More Perfect Union” speech on race in America.

*But Wait!! There’s still even more!

If you go the Full Monty and send $2300, you’ll receive FREE bonus DVDs featuring these soon to be coveted classics from Obama’s legion of loyal followers:

–Michelle Obama’s “For the First Time in My Adult Life I’m Proud of my Country,” and “Americans are Ignorant” speeches.

–Uncle Jeremiah Wright’s Greatest Hits, including “Goddamn AmeriKKKa,” “The Government Invented Aids To Kill Black People,” “Hillary Ain’t Never Been called a N*gger” (with enhanced orginal podium humping), and “America’s Chickens Comin’ Home To Roost”.

–A Split-Screen Barack Obama-Deval Patrick speech duet.

–The Philosophical Musings of Louis Farrakhan, featuring “Hitler was a very great man,” and “They call them terrorists, I call them freedom fighters,” and “White Folks: You owe us the whole country!”.

–Unrepentant terrorists Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn , singing their beloved Bob Dillon parody, “Lay Elrod Lay,” dedicated to the man they paralyzed. And a special reading from Bernardine Dohrn including her insight on Charlie Manson’s murder of Sharon Tate, “Wow! They stuck forks in their bodies! Far Out!”

–Barack’s famous “I even bowled for those friggin’ hicks and I still lost their bitter, gun-clinging prayer-mongering votes!” and “Screw Florida and Michigan! I got the African American and College Kids’ votes!”

Remember! Barack Obama is left-handed, just like JFK! So he must be JFK, right??! So don’t be Left behind. Get with the movement. Join now and celebrate the dream that some Americans call a nightmare!!!!

*Thanks in part to No Quarter’s contributor, Ebonyscrews.

  • workingclass artist

    Uppity on a roll….Between you and Sugar the hits keep comin….

  • PMS

    HustlersOperators are standing idleby!

  • Nobama

    GOTV for Obama, Gaza style:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21YF7ggCG6g

  • jwrjr

    How much will it cost for them to not send one to me?

  • PMS

    And if you donate $2300 by credit card in the next 15 minutes, you’ll not only receive Obama’s Piece of History, but also a genuine replica Piece of Obama’s Uneaten Waffle (personally bitten off by one our highly trained pillow-biting internet trolls)!

    • workingclass artist

      ROFL pms….Can I get my plastic MEEEEEEEEEEECHELLE jackie o wanna be too….

  • hillarysmygirl

    LOL…hahahaha! Gawd, you’re funny! And sarcastic! A woman after my own heart. Keep ‘em comin’!
    xoxo

  • buckskin711

    ha ha ha ….too much, i dare someone to send it to the dnc. !

  • bluesky

    Uppity,

    You are fantastic! I can see the ad now on SNL. Brilliant!

    • http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity

      I would write for SNL for free if I could.

      • susan

        You go ,girl!!! SNL writers ain’t got nothin’on you! That was damn funny! And oh so frighteningly true!!!

  • Talktruth

    Can I just get the “Proud of My Country for the First Time” to play for some stuck-on-stupid Obamabots I know?

    Seriously, though, some good news: Glenn Beck was just on CNN Headline News, showing clips of Wright’s National Press Club appearance, and saying, in effect, “Do we really want a president who would listen to this guy?” He said it more than once, and was very clear that no one in their right mind would vote for a candidate who has this maniac as baggage.

    • Northwest rain

      I can’t stand that Glenn Beck guy — however I guess even he can be right once in a while?

      There is just no way that Obama sat in church for 20 years and didn’t ever hear the Rev. Wright’s anti science, racist rants.

  • Reverend Wrong

    So some Obama shills of the MSM with instructions from Axelrod laud that nauseating speech elevating it to a “piece of history?” Who in their right mind believes this? Please trolls, no need to list some professors who gush praise for it as that was a rhetorical question. Professors can have an agenda just like anyone else. The hubris of Obama has no bounds. I guess these people have a crystal ball and have seen into the Hope-y Change-y future in store for us?

    Since they are free to use a crystal ball perhaps I shall use my crystal ball as well half satirically:

    Historically, the speech will be looked at in context of why it was given. We’ll never know who really wrote it since Obama likes to take credit for other people’s work. The speech was “inspired” by the MSM finally shining a spotlight on Obama’s relationship with Wright. It will be viewed as a piece of misdirection propaganda. Additionally, it will be noted shortly after giving the speech there was the “typical white person” gaff and accompanying use of his grandmother to make some point I don’t even remember. (Sorry, temporary short circuit in the crystal ball). It will also be mentioned the speech was given with 8 million huge American flags behind him there to prove god knows what. Maybe to prove Obama is no threat to us flag loving typical white people?

    As a footnote it may also be discovered his events coordinator just had to have more white people in the audience so they were bussed in and paid for their time. Complimentary barf bags were provided as a courtesy.

    • http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity

      Let’s put it this way. The guy is no MLK Dream speaker is he now?

      There COULD be some historical significance here though. Wright’s speech might go down in history as the one that made more people run as fast as they could away from Barack Obama.

      • Reverend Wrong

        Good point.

      • Reverend Wrong

        Speaking of history (turning on crystal ball again) I think in the future why Obama lost will be viewed because he was in wat too much of a hurry and his arrogance and people around him using him led him to the premature plunge into presidential politics. So it is a combination of his hubris and people around him using it against him.

        • Fred C. Dobbs

          In other words, another Gary Hart?

    • Northwest rain

      My sister in law sent me a link to this “wonderful, inspiring speech” by Obama. I’ve not responded to her email — or I have responded but haven’t sent the email.

      The first thing I saw when I read the speech was that he threw his grandmother under the bus. Then he was disrespectful of Geri Ferraro — when she said exactly what Obama himself said about himself.

      Of course note I READ the speech — meanwhile my sister in law “listened” to this crap ass speech.

      But then I grew up listening to rival tent sermons etc etc — and Obama is just average as delivery goes.

      I am immune to cults (religious & secular) and group dynamic tricks used in the “Human Potential” movement.

      • workingclass artist

        Rain….I’m Catholic and according to Rev. Haggee I already belong to a cult…..and an evil BABYLON HARLOT one at that….

  • Nobama

    Typical white person’s reaction to Wright’s rhetoric:

    http://proletarian.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/woman_screaming.jpg

    • http://paganpower.wordpress.com/ Pagan Power

      Hahahaha

    • Dawnelle

      LOL good one! I’m keepin it!

  • Shainzona

    MyDD Obamanation folks keep saying that Barack does not exploit racism.

    I posted his website link this AM and suddenly, comments went silent. Hmmmmm. Wonder why?

    (A separate question..do you notice that Obamphiles scream and shout for “proof” “evidence” “links” to the “lies” we post….and then when we provide that proof, evidence and links, they disappear back into the woodwork?)

    Strange. Well, no.

  • http://paganpower.wordpress.com/ Pagan Power

    –Unrepentant terrorists Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn , singing their beloved Bob Dillon parody, “Lay Elrod Lay,”

    Almost too funny!

    • http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity

      Actually she really DID write the song and here it is. Berdardine Dohrn was one ssick SOB.

      Lay, Elrod, lay,
      Lay in the street for a while
      Stay, Elrod, stay
      Stay in your bed for a while
      You thought you could stop the Weatherman
      But up-front people put you on your can,
      Stay, Elrod, stay
      Stay in your iron lung,
      Play, Elrod, play
      Play with your toes for a while

  • Dawnelle

    Wow Axelrove is makin the rounds tonight on the MSM.

    Even KO had to acknowledge that Wright is a Loon.
    But Axelrove just keeps spinnin

    • Reverend Wrong

      KO should be ashamed of himself for siding with Obama. I hope he at least softens his stance.

  • IndayHill

    Watch the coming edition with a free video of Obama acting like a “gangsta”, when he flipped off a distinguished female presidential, his opponent, April 17, 2008 Raleigh, NC speech, after his humiliating lost to Senator Hillary Clinton,ABC Debate,April 16, 2008.His young followers cheered to his historical dumb behavior invoking Jay-Z’s “Stab the Ladies..Middle Finga to the Law” & “Dirt off Your Shoulders”, Obama ’08′s battle anthem.
    Two videos for the price of one, will be yours, if you make advance order. Lyrics will be added with Obama’s big grin showing he used the white teeth strips, one of his sponsors.If you hesitate, 50 % will be donated to the unbeliever groups.
    Thanks, Uppity, for this free ad :-)

  • Black helicopter pilot

    We are looking for B-Rob as he is overdue for his rabies and distemper shots.

    • Catriley

      I think he’s being WORMed today. ;)

    • scott

      You know that B-Rob, Jeff, Bob Brown, and the rest of the trolls are really just one lonely dude sitting in his parents basement.

      • Black helicopter pilot

        Eating stale Cheetos as he singlehandedly wins the election for his savior by outsmarting every single one of you losing his soul to the god of Koolade in the process.

        • scott

          Yes He Can!

          • Reverend Wrong

            I think the Black helicopter pilot might be coming for you next dude. :)

    • pm317

      I like that!

  • sonia

    lets ee who is racist

    lets end it all for once
    blacks gave vote to edwards in 2004

    why only 2% in 2008

    http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/primaries/pages/epolls/SC/index.html

    here is a link for u sucker

    37% for edwards (only34% for kerry 17% for alsharpton nut case)

    so why 2% 2008 here is a link for you again

    http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/primaries/results/epolls/#SCDEM

  • Sandy in PA

    Oh the hilarity!!! And I thought finding Obama’s books for sale on Uncle Jeremiah’s church wesbite was funny. But this takes the cake!

    By the way, you can visit tucc.org’s section called Akiba bookstore for “Dreams of My Father” which is actually worth $13.00! And better yet, “The Audacity of Hope” is $25.00! These are sure to be collector’s items, along with the DVD box set of his speech, all of which are bound to increase in value, so insure them upon receipt! Just think – in 100 years, Antiques Roadshow will be valuing items like these in the $1000s! All three items are must haves for the collectors of BS! Get them now!

  • Mel

    Someone needs to inform the ROBAMATRONS that you can download it to disk easiely off YouTube and only cost the price if a disk! Now if it was to include Obama’s speech to the NAACP or the Black Caucus speech would be great, but ummmmmmm Obama couldn’t bother to make it to those speeches, guess he never thought beyond Texas and Ohio and had no need for them anymore.

    Funny how Clinton could take time out to go to them from campaigning, must of been last minute thrown together conventions by the NAACP and Black Caucus, that explains Obama’s inability to show up!

    So now Obama play Black in NC this week again?

    Bamboozed! hehehe

  • Catriley

    Well.. I will only order it if I get the Ginzu knives. Otherwise, no deal.

    Seriously, the mention of the speechwriter is spot on. Do people STILL believe that Obama writes these things, even though it’s been shown over and over that it’s recycled? I mean would Obama’s fans actually vote for David Axelrod or the other old white guy who are crafting those words?

    If it’s your words and your speechs that inspire people, and it’s pretty much all ya got, then they had better damn well be YOUR words.

    On second thought — keep the Ginzu knives and the boxed set. I have a Pet Rock and a Chia Pet, that should be sufficient.

  • yttik

    Hilarious Uppity! You really are on a roll.
    Thanks for giving me a good laugh.

  • pm317

    Just finished watching Wright at NPC. He was like a clown devoid of dignity for his position — his defense, all black churches are like mine. I think he is bringing a bad reputation to all others AAs.

  • pm317

    Way to go, Uppity! very funny.

  • Reverend Wrong

    I think he [Wright] is bringing a bad reputation to all others AAs.

    Absolutely. And what is frightening is the jelly backs within the black community who know this and won’t speak out. I am not saying everyone is afraid to speak out in the black community.

    Wright/Obama/Axelrod/MSM have set back the civil rights movement way into the past century. You cannot achieve equality by demonizing other groups (Jews, Italians, white people) in the process. It is sheer insanity to think so. And I don’t really think Wright wants equality as he becomes useless in his mind and there goes his ego and money from the controversy he continues to foment.

    • Reverend Wrong

      This insanity we are seeing reminds me of the “good Germans” who stood by while the Jews and other groups were exterminated. The black leaders who know Wright is very dangerous should take heed of history and speak out instead of being PC chickenshits afraid to trouble their constituencies.

      • Reverend Wrong

        And where is Obama in all of this? Cowering as usual in his “bunker.” He ain’t no leader.

  • typical.white.person

    Obama shoots self in foot by not distancing himself from Reverend Wright.

    When they were handing out brains, Obama said: “No thank you,” proving Obama has a huge empty gap between his ears.

  • tnjen

    OMG!! ROFLMAO!! That brought me to tears. Wonderful, work.

  • http://camoderate ca moderate

    It is only a purchase if the speech writer authographs it and there is no S&H.

  • Fred C. Dobbs

    A little pricey for moi.

    I’m still paying off my Boxed Set of, “Girls Gone Wild! (Obama campaign worker version).”

  • ModDem

    Meanwhile the Hillarytrons find a way to steal the election. Sorry, won’t work. Say hello to President McCain.

    • Reverend Wrong

      I’ll gladly say hello to President McCain if Obama is the other choice. Obama us an unmitigated walking disaster for America. People on both sides have been crying theft which has made it crying wolf at this point.

      • workingclass artist

        Agree pehaps Obama should adopt the moniker of MUGWAMP….
        MUGWAMP = FENCE SITTER…….No ?

  • 01/20/09

    So, what’s up with WHITE SUPREMACIST “[paid] senior political consultant to the McCain campaign” Richard M. Quinn?

    Apparently, Quinn is a NEO-CONFEDERATE (!!??!!) — another term for knuckledragging wingnut.

    Quinn is founder, co-owner and contributor to a WHITE SUPREMACIST quarterly journal, “Southern Partisan.”

    “When confronted with some of the more outrageous articles in Southern Partisan–articles like ‘Why I Will Not Denounce Southern Racism or American Imperialism’ or a 1991 John Rockeresque rant in which the ‘Old-Stock’ author, visiting New York, wonders ‘Where are the Americans?’ for I met only Italians, Jews, Puerto Ricans’– Quinn explains that Southern Partisan is an ‘opinion magazine’ that publishes ‘provocative essays.’

    For more information on McCain’s close associate…

    See http://www.liberaloasis.com/2008/04/mccain_guiltbyassociation_for.php

    See http://www.pfaw.org/pfaw/general/default.aspx?oid=2581

    • http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity

      Speaking of What’s Up– “What’s up” with all that misogyny in the Obama campaign. That seems to affect me a hell of a lot more. So you’ve got a lot of nerve asking me to worry about a white supremisist when Barry hangs out with Pakistanis who come from an environment where they set women on fire just for the hell of it. You’ve got a lot of nerve asking me to care about this when I see “Bro’s Before Ho’s’ posters for Obama. You’ve got a lot of nerve asking me to worry about what bothers you when I just read over at my.barackobam how it’s a great idea to slit Hillary’s throat and throw her into the river. You’ve got a lot of nerve when I’ve been called a c*nt on the internet. You’ve got a lot of nerve when I had to hear Wright discuss how girls give out “kibbles and bits”. I care about you like you care about me. So Go Screw Yourself.

      • workingclass artist

        You go Uppity…..
        This latin insult is directed at 1/20/09….Impudens es leno…Vescre bracis meis!!…Stercorem pro cerebro habes…..

        Translation: 1/20/09 you shameless pimp…Eat my shorts!!…You have shit for brains…..Now waddle back to GAZA

  • Percy

    I would like to buy the Historic Barack Presidential Primary Concession Speech on DVD! smiles.

    The only speech he makes that I will listen to and enjoy a replay now and again.

    • Reverend Wrong

      LMAO!

  • Yves

    Everybody is entitled to his/ her opinion but there is a difference between Obama and Clinton: Obama’s weakness stems from the words of SOMEDY ELSE.
    Hillary’s double lies stems from HERSELF. She indeed “mispoke” (intentionaly)about Bosnia i.e LIE ,plus she CHEATED in a malicious WAY, her lie covering her intention to show a false representation of her merits vis a vis her competence in foreign policy.I do think that this is the type of “gaffes” that should put her out of contention .Don’t forget that she repeted this lie many times ,quite at length,(she’s had plenty of time to “correct” the story ) and admitted to the “mispoke and embarrassment” ONLY when she couln’t do otherwise in front of definite proof.She never appologized for the ill intention which was the core of the subject…probably because a presidential candidate cannot afford to do it…if voters call it a “fighting spirit” fine , but don’t ask the rest of the world to consider America in a new respectful way! The media have been seen as “pro Obama” ,whereas they have been pro,pro,…Hillary by the mere fact that NONE of them covered the cheat in its real dimension i.e in its TRUE MEANING…they preferred to repete Wright , bitter,cling …which some of them are legitimate issues ,but again what could be more illegitimate than a childish lie ,Hillary never even imagined that she could be caught . Everybody can help himself or herself with a lie ,which is of course wrong , but what is WORSE is to be CAUGHT!!!!
    3 big unforgivable “mistakes” for Hillary:
    Lie,Cheat ,Get caught …and one good assessment ‘ the media’s “attitude” There is one BIG loser though:
    DEMOCRATIE !

    • http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity

      Yeah and anybody can see that the past week has been all about hillary’s problems and lies instead of barack’s.

  • IndayHill

    Yves,you must be still “high” in expressing your “opinion” based from obamamalandia for the obamaniacs in high dose, just like their idol during his unbelievable “confused” years.
    Are your ears with lots of wax to not hear the most qualified presidential candidate, the next president, President Hillary Rodham Clinton, expressed her deepest apology,for her mistake in the Bosnia story,while debating your rude idol? It was known in history, that Bosnia was not a safe place during her visit. Re her foreign policy,did your idol, have the experience of meeting foreign leaders & shared ideas & views beneficial to the countries? Oh, I forgot, he was in Indonesia for few years, playing with the brown kids (his own words)in school & neighborhood, in Pakistan, during his early college years,& Kenya, to visit his Kenyan family, who, according to the CNN interview, they are excited to have their cousin occupy the White House so it will be easier for them to come to America!Check the web for his cousin named Raila Odinga, very interesting guy, with “me” ambition too, just like ur idol.
    Obama’s gaffes are his to make: he taught no one will dare reveal his “bitter” & “cling” remarks. He is wrong! There are real Americans watching him!How about his “gangsta” flip-off & brush off your shoulders immature, unbecoming of a gentleman, that’s his own & shown in the Youtube video in his own website.This one, for me, is the end of his presidential dream. NO CLASS!
    Hey, Yves, Obama is scared to debate Hillary, a woman!It is HIS DECISION! HE IS COWARD!!!!

    • http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity

      I would have answered that person in more detail if he/she could have strung a cognizant sentence together.

  • http://ppdktsasuilb.com/ itpclpv

    O4xjz7 fgkvaprrggxj, [url=http://ryfaiuqvgpxm.com/]ryfaiuqvgpxm[/url], [link=http://dthdrskvvqov.com/]dthdrskvvqov[/link], http://kpdzbdgxkkjg.com/

  • Pingback: The Independent View » Blog Archive » Selected Readings on Barack and Michelle Obama, William Ayers, and Bernadine Dohrn