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Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Gibbsy!

By Uppity Woman on May 2, 2009 at 6:15 PM in Obama Administration, Uppity Woman

I got this hysterical Gibbs Press Comedy video from Deadenders. I’m cracking up here. But first, an introduction to the Gibbs Show.

And now…………Herrrrrrrrrrre’s Gibbsy!

Benjamin Franklin Berfle

I miss Johnny.

That being said, I certainly hope Gibbs had some ketchup to go with that hoof he just swallowed. Where do they get these prevaricating swine?
Phishmelt

so is he saying that biden or some of his family members are sick.
Tricia Spiegel

I spit out coffee when Biden’s comment were spun–unbelievable!!! Don’t they realize that Biden is a gaffe machine?
Benjamin Franklin Berfle

Gibbs is no slouch at the faux pas, himself. Maybe they’re having a contest to see who can say the dumbest things for public consumption.
IndayHill

What do we expect. He is Obama’s mouthpiece.Did I say that????
What’s so funny are those reporters who droll for Obama.How pathetic.
Peggy Sue

Ooooo, I like Gibbsy as a nickname, Uppity. Last night we came up with Gobbs, as in the Gobbster or Gobbelty-Gook.

But Gibbsy works. And I’m sure the masses will be comforted in knowing that the Gobbster will now interpret Joey B.’s gaffes. Wonder who else he has a mind-meld with?

He’s pretty dreadful as a Press Secretary, regardless of the name.

Funny piece!
http://noquarter foxyladi14

Uppity you crack me up..Gibbs keeps splaining what potus and veep say..busy guy.
Benjamin Franklin Berfle

So Gibbs can translate all the ers, ahs, uhs, and ums coming from the mouth of That One?
oowawa

There isn’t much about the GWB presidency that I liked, but I have to confess, Tony Snow was really an effective Press Secretary. I won’t forget him. After him, Dana Perino was less memorable, but still adept at her job.

I just saw Gibbs 30 seconds ago, presuming to explain what Joe really meant to say, and I’ve already forgotten him. What an embarrassment!
Benjamin Franklin Berfle

Actually, I think Biden meant what he said, in spite of protestations to the contrary by Goober Gibbs.
http://noliinsipientiuminiuriaspati.blogspot.com/ adagioforstrings

I’m not entirely convinced that this is incompetence. I suspect that the Obama administration is trying to talk down as many industries in the private sector as humanly possible (pork producers, airline industry etc) in order to rationalize another “bailout” aka nominal nationalization.

But then, I could be overly cynical…
Masha

Gibbs doublespeaks.
TeakwoodKite

and Klingonese too.
Diana L. C.

It’s surprising to me that this administration, headed by the greatest orator ever (GAG!) can’t say what they REALLY mean, ever. How can the press continue to support this group of screw ups?

I can’t call Gibbs by a pet name. Sometimes he gets really sarcastic and snotty. I think he must be a total jerk.
http://www.historynet.com/peter-francisco-american-revolutionary-war-hero.htm Portuguese Revolutionary War Hero – Peter Francisco

Why didn’t someone in the Muddy Stream Media aks Gibbsy to tell us what Biden you mean to say tomorrow since he is an “enchanted” fortune teller and mind reader.

Yes we CON,Yes we CON,Yes we CON
Dope and Chains

Obanomics = Equal Poverty for All
I’m a Linda too

First, THANK YOU for that most excellent clip of Johnny Carson. A truly GREAT person that will live on forever in our cherished memories and smiles. … STILL, I miss him.

“if, for some reason, lord knows why, but IF some one, for some reason, picked out of their ass, that the foot in mouth guy…might have said something he shouldn’t have….excuse me, that one strange person, might have IMAGINED Mr. Foot in Mouth said something we did not want him to say, it’s unfortunate. NEXT!”.
Objective Analysis

Press is going bankrupt so Obama needs to give them money to continue to have them fawning over them.

You will see the press become not for profits soon.

American Revolution II anyone?
Dutch

Biden was trying to scare up a panic. Just like with the “fly over Manhattan” incident, Obama wants to see what he can get away with and who he can use to do it. Nothing is done by accident. I really resent them using the term “bone headed” as an excuse. These are intelligent men, and as such everything they say should be suspect. My questions are always – what are they up to, what does this mean and who stands to gain? Call me cynical, but I don’t take kindly to anyone trying to blow smoke up my butt.
SWPAnnA

I’ve called him “Glibb” since the Primaries
bayareavoter

HA! Remember, after Joe didn’t make it in the primaries he really wanted to be Sec of State….how would the King of the Gaffes fare around the world as our chief diplomat? Not.

I always wonder why Bambi picked him. Purely selfish reasons because if he had chosen the right person the Dems could have had a chance at 16 yrs in the WH–if he were grooming someone to run after him but by picking Joe he didn’t want the competition.

and Gibbsy? I love the new nickname.
RedWhiteAndBlue

“…What he meant to say…” Gibbs certainly has to swallow hard to produce some sort of semi-plausible explanation. Even so, he failed miserably. The laughter in the press room should be taken as a direct reflection of prevailing sentiment.

Will Fail blog post Gibbs’ pathetic spin?
pm317

Uppity, over our chat last night here at NQ, we decided to call him “Goobs” from now on.
Eastan McNeal

Meet Gomer’s Cousin Goober

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXvI7xJRScY
tango

I hate Gibbs and his smarmy attitude. He is also boring, he’s like a tranquilizer and puts WH reporters to sleep.

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=331053
Hank

I thought this administration didn’t torture, poor reporters.
RedWhiteAndBlue

Agree.

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BARB

I don’t know why any of us should believe the “official Obama line” concerning the Swine Flu..considering all the lies that were told during the campaign…and continue to be told..like the “stimulus package” has created or saved 150,000 jobs, and no lobbyists will serve in his administration…and no bill will be signed until the American public has 5 days to review the bill……

http://www.prisonplanet.com/

Paul Joseph Watson
Prison Planet.com
Thursday, April 30, 2009

A doctor in Texas claims that swine flu cases are at least ten times worse than officials are letting on, and that hospitals are becoming overwhelmed as the virus has already crossed the threshold to be considered a phase 6 global pandemic.

Dr. Marcus Gitterle, an emergency medicine physician based out of New Braunfels, Texas, sent out an internal alert which contains several stunning claims about swine flu that, if true, officials have presumably sought to keep from the public.

(snip)

The doctor claims that the actual number of confirmed cases of swine flu is 10 to 25 times worse than has been reported, and that people are not recovering easily, as has been claimed, but that many Americans are in fact seriously ill.
Diana L. C.

I agree. When the POTUS claimed that what something someone had done to further his upcoming apotheosis (which is what I see this publicity stunt as designed for)was boneheaded, I’d ask why in the ____ (fill in the blank) he felt he should be President if his people can’t think before they act. The behaviors of people in any organization reflect topp management. As a reporter I’d be angry and not allow that excuse. (Don’t the reporters realize that while they are now viewing him as their boss from whom they take orders, WE should be the ones they view as their bosses and we should have good–not self-serving (maybe he thinks he sounds humble)–answers?)

And then his excusing himself by going on to say there will be an investigation. Well, as one of his lesser mere mortal predecessors said, “The buck stops here.”
NomNomNom

you want to blame southerners for this one clown? fine: y’all can keep MO.